Bree. The Good, the Bad & the Ugly
I'm too stupid to listen to the last several reviews about time wasting. I don't have a regular schedule since retiring, so time is no big deal. OK, The Good: She can suck a dick. Felt like soft wet velvet & the timing was smooth and just real nice. The Bad: She didn't finish! Told me my time was up and I owe her for going overtime. Read "The Ugly" for the rest of the story. The Ugly: Total lack of respect for the clients time & threats of violence from her "Special Friend" to extort $70 in overtime fees. Wow, WTF? Started with a text this morning at 10:30 replying to my text yesterday afternoon, saying she was available. I texted back that I would set up later. She texts back begging for me to come now because she has to pay for her room and she will be on the curb at 11:30. I replied OK after my shower. She says take one with me. I took one anyway & arrived at 11:30 & let her know I was there. Several time wasting texts "2 more minutes". I waited outside under a canopy in the shade for 20 minutes & started walking back to her room. Met her just as she came out & we went inside, gave her the QV $80 & sat down while she went to the front & paid. Comes back and starts sweeping the floor, complaining about housekeeping. I go over and remove her top saying if I had to watch her sweep, at least be the naughty maid. Next she goes out in the hall & grabs a mop. Asks me to sit on the bed so I won't leave footprints on the wet floor. Now it's shower time, but tells me nothing is going to start in there & it will be quicker if I wait on the bed. There I lay naked for 45 minutes! She even texts me "Out soon" after I knock on the door several times asking if she is OK. Finally comes out & she tells me she is dope sick & spends another 20 minutes texting for her $60 meds. I put her hand on my dick and she pulls away saying "You don't want me to flip out". Finally my dick is in her mouth. 1 minute & back to the phone. I start to play with her pussy & she says "I don't like fingers in my V". Back in her mouth after complaining she doesn't do BBBJ & No CIM or I'll pay extra. Both of those are in her ad as OK! Back in her mouth for another minute & back to the phone. Dick back in mouth but complains about starting over. Finally I'm getting a nice BJ for 5 minutes & back to the phone. I start jerking it so she won't need to start over. She says. "You can finish like that, but you need to pay for my time". I remind her about the 2 hours I've been hanging out waiting & she should finish or I will never repeat. She tells me to leave or finishup myself & pay her overtime & doesn't need me because she has hundreds of clients I get dressed and take a piss and leave. I get back to where I'm staying at 3PM; the whole time getting threatening texts about her thug LEO friends pulling the surveillance video to track me down if I don't bring her $70 for my extra time. All in all, I can easily blow off $80 & not get angry. She would have been very desirable for a provider when I visit Polk. But she is definately on my "Never again. DO NOT FLY" of providers. Sorry for this long rant. PM if I missed anything you need to know.
You don't want me to flip out!
[QUOTE=BeanTownDoyle;5046340]I'm too stupid to listen to the last several reviews about time wasting. I don't have a regular schedule since retiring, so time is no big deal. OK, The Good: She can suck a dick. Felt like soft wet velvet & the timing was smooth and just real nice. The Bad: She didn't finish! Told me my time was up and I owe her for going overtime. Read "The Ugly" for the rest of the story. The Ugly: Total lack of respect for the clients time & threats of violence from her "Special Friend" to extort $70 in overtime fees. Wow, WTF? Started with a text this morning at 10:30 replying to my text yesterday afternoon, saying she was available. I texted back that I would set up later. She texts back begging for me to come now because she has to pay for her room and she will be on the curb at 11:30. I replied OK after my shower. She says take one with me. I took one anyway & arrived at 11:30 & let her know I was there. Several time wasting texts "2 more minutes". I waited outside under a canopy in the shade for 20 minutes & started walking back to her room. Met her just as she came out & we went inside, gave her the QV $80 & sat down while she went to the front & paid. Comes back and starts sweeping the floor, complaining about housekeeping. I go over and remove her top saying if I had to watch her sweep, at least be the naughty maid. Next she goes out in the hall & grabs a mop. Asks me to sit on the bed so I won't leave footprints on the wet floor. Now it's shower time, but tells me nothing is going to start in there & it will be quicker if I wait on the bed. There I lay naked for 45 minutes! She even texts me "Out soon" after I knock on the door several times asking if she is OK. Finally comes out & she tells me she is dope sick & spends another 20 minutes texting for her $60 meds. I put her hand on my dick and she pulls away saying "You don't want me to flip out". Finally my dick is in her mouth. 1 minute & back to the phone. I start to play with her pussy & she says "I don't like fingers in my V". Back in her mouth after complaining she doesn't do BBBJ & No CIM or I'll pay extra. Both of those are in her ad as OK! Back in her mouth for another minute & back to the phone. Dick back in mouth but complains about starting over. Finally I'm getting a nice BJ for 5 minutes & back to the phone. I start jerking it so she won't need to start over. She says. "You can finish like that, but you need to pay for my time". I remind her about the 2 hours I've been hanging out waiting & she should finish or I will never repeat. She tells me to leave or finishup myself & pay her overtime & doesn't need me because she has hundreds of clients I get dressed and take a piss and leave. I get back to where I'm staying at 3PM; the whole time getting threatening texts about her thug LEO friends pulling the surveillance video to track me down if I don't bring her $70 for my extra time. All in all, I can easily blow off $80 & not get angry. She would have been very desirable for a provider when I visit Polk. But she is definately on my "Never again. DO NOT FLY" of providers. Sorry for this long rant. PM if I missed anything you need to know.[/QUOTE]Crazy funny!
