Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=Lonelyguy128; 1274545]I think one of the best monger rules is to never, ever discuss anything until after the girl gets into your car. I've always had SW's just get into my car with a nod of my head, or at most I waive or motion them with my hand to get in. I've never had to ask if they want a ride.

They jump in, I drive away and the first thing they usually ask is if I'm a cop. By this time I've driven a block or two and I am 98% sure no female LE would go for a ride with me. Then the LE check happens and then we start talking business. Why talk with her outside your car? That's only going to draw attention or be a sting or a ROB.[/QUOTE]I guess there are enough newbies on here we should put this on automatic post every three months.

You should never, Never, NEVER talk sex to a woman looking like a hooker standing on the street corner. I don't care if she's got cum dribbling out of her mouth from her last date. UC LEOs never ever ever get into a john's car. Never. It's too fucking dangerous for the female police officer.

How many times must we say it?

Too fast Johnny: Hey, need a ride?

At the window, leaning in, Plain Clothes Hooker: Sure baby, What you interested in? Want to party?

Too fast Johnny: Um, yeah, sure. Get in.

At the window, leaning in, Plain Clothes Hooker: Sure baby. What you got to spend?

Too fast Johnny: maybe $80. Is that okay?

At the window, leaning in, Plain Clothes Hooker: Yeah, that's fine! What you want for that?

Too fast Johnny: maybe a little head, that's all.

At the window, leaning in, Plain Clothes Hooker: Sure sugar! Pull around the corner, I don't want to be seen by those cops getting into your car. Leave your door unlocked, I'll jump in.

YOU'RE BUSTED! Hahaha! Name in paper. Car confiscated. Fines. Jail. It's a great trip.

Can I make myself any clearer?

Cooch

[QUOTE=King Flipper; 1275296]Was dinking around of the net yesterday and came across some community forum that had a topic discussing the increase of SW on layton ave, specifically around 27th. Have any of you guts cruises there? Any legitimacy to that complaint. I'll probably check it out sometime this week.

On another note was ourmt on south loop Sat afternoon. Saw a bert nice hsw on Nat but when I swung around she had already been picked up. She was short, long black hair, about C cup, not a spinner buy not bbq'd either. Looked young, I'd say 6/7 overall. She was just about all I saw. I did have a conversation with a blonde ctackhead on green / 20th. She was tweaking and was sure I was LE. She literally ran away from my car. Nice comic relief for the day. Not the first time a SW thought I was LE, guess I look like uncle leo.

Safe hunting,

Flip[/QUOTE]Don't worry about the one that got away. It's better to lose one than rush the pick up. Mistakes happen easier when you are distracted or in a big rush. Better safe than sorry.

[QUOTE=Cablebrother;1274872]I saw this and was hoping for more info. I do like the combo of petite and a huge rack.[/QUOTE]Pick up the phone and give her a call.

I met my famous welfare mom at a bus stop in front of Walgreens at 27th and Layton. Some of the SW will use the Suburban just to the north. Maybe if they have room already, they can just head to the corner. I've picked up one just to the east on Layton by a low rent apt complex. Still my ATF was a 32 yr old white spinner on Packard Ave in Cudahy early on a Sunday morning. Mandy the HE in a rubber girl used the Notel at 27th and Edgerton. There is also an AMP on S 27th and sometimes SW will like to find you before you go in.

[QUOTE=King Flipper; 1275296]Was dinking around of the net yesterday and came across some community forum that had a topic discussing the increase of SW on layton ave, specifically around 27th. Have any of you guts cruises there? Any legitimacy to that complaint. I'll probably check it out sometime this week.

On another note was ourmt on south loop Sat afternoon. Saw a bert nice hsw on Nat but when I swung around she had already been picked up. She was short, long black hair, about C cup, not a spinner buy not bbq'd either. Looked young, I'd say 6/7 overall. She was just about all I saw. I did have a conversation with a blonde ctackhead on green / 20th. She was tweaking and was sure I was LE. She literally ran away from my car. Nice comic relief for the day. Not the first time a SW thought I was LE, guess I look like uncle leo.

Safe hunting,

Flip[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1275689]I met my famous welfare mom at a bus stop in front of Walgreens at 27th and Layton. Some of the SW will use the Suburban just to the north. Maybe if they have room already, they can just head to the corner. I've picked up one just to the east on Layton by a low rent apt complex. Still my ATF was a 32 yr old white spinner on Packard Ave in Cudahy early on a Sunday morning. Mandy the HE in a rubber girl used the Notel at 27th and Edgerton. There is also an AMP on S 27th and sometimes SW will like to find you before you go in.[/QUOTE]When I started this hobby back in the early 2000's. I used to pick up girls on Packers all the time. Something happened around like 2004 and they went dry. Haven't been down thatway cruising in a while. I think I will add that along with Layton.

Went cruising on Greenfield after work. Some crackhead WSW on a curb early but nothing else. Now what spots do you guys use besides home or hotel? PM me anything as I don't know where to go usually. Half the nerves battle.

[QUOTE=ATW2020;1275779]Went cruising on Greenfield after work. Some crackhead WSW on a curb early but nothing else. Now what spots do you guys use besides home or hotel? PM me anything as I don't know where to go usually. Half the nerves battle.[/QUOTE]If you're asking about where to go for car dates I suggest on days like today when things are dead, drive around a little and look for spots so you are prepared in the future. I doubt anyone on the board is going to give up their best parking spots, even to trusted friends. If you rely on the SW to pick a spot, tell her you don't like her first choice and have her pick another to reduce your chances of getting robbed.

Tell you the truth, I think it stopped when they closed down the little dive strip club on Packard. It was a tiny hole-in-the-wall, with a small platform in the corner for the dancers.

[QUOTE=King Flipper;1275748]When I started this hobby back in the early 2000's. I used to pick up girls on Packers all the time. Something happened around like 2004 and they went dry. Haven't been down thatway cruising in a while. I think I will add that along with Layton.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lonelyguy128;1275889]I doubt anyone on the board is going to give up their best parking spots, even to trusted friends.[/QUOTE]You're totally right not to give up your best spots, but would it be OK to share some ideas for finding spots?

After a few times out without any luck I was able to find a helluva score. Cruised south and saw a few dece WSW. Also the house on 22nd was packed with very attractive women on the stoop. Anyone know what's up with that? I decided to cruise around a bit for something particular I was craving, a top heavy hsw. Spotted someone walking down greemfield that fit the bill but seemed as though she wasn't working. Just as I was headed down green one last time I spot a hsw (actually probably his / white mix). Brown hair, big tits, hot pink pants, great teeth and a little extra in the mid section. She didn't really give me the look when I drove by but I pulled around anyway. She was walking with a pretty ugly girl who didn't seem to be working. I flagged her down and she acted very surprised bit she agreed to get in so I knew she was game. Name was Angela, she claimed she just got into town yesterday and wasn't even working the streets, just one the way home from the bar. She said she was going to be on BP soon as that's how she made her money in Chicago. We settled on. 4 for topless BBBJCIM. L, which was more than I wanted to donate but since I've been so unlucky the last few times is said WTH. We drove down to my spot on E Greenfield and the service was very very good. She had great tits and actually dropped pants to het knees and pulled the biggums out for the BJ. I asked for digits and she said that she just git her phone today so she had to look up the number. I think ill try the digits and give her a FS whirl. She claimed to be working with a Puerto rican girl and quoted me 3 different prices for the both them FS. Overall very good score for a late evening cruise. She was fairly buzzed / drunk, and had to look up the phone number, had all of her teeth and they looked ok so maybe her story is legitimate. I'm going to keep an eye out on BP and check out Chicago BP for her.

I saw very little LE out so cruising is good, maybe with the weather changing they will be switching focus onto other things, I generally have good luck in fall so hopefully this kick starts a good fall season.

Good luck.

Flip

After a few times out without any luck I was able to find a helluva score. Cruised south and saw a few dece WSW. Also the house on 22nd was packed with very attractive women on the stoop. Anyone know what's up with that? I decided to cruise around a bit for something particular I was craving, a top heavy hsw. Spotted someone walking down greemfield that fit the bill but seemed as though she wasn't working. Just as I was headed down green one last time I spot a hsw (actually probably his / white mix). Brown hair, big tits, hot pink pants, great teeth and a little extra in the mid section. She didn't really give me the look when I drove by but I pulled around anyway. She was walking with a pretty ugly girl who didn't seem to be working. I flagged her down and she acted very surprised bit she agreed to get in so I knew she was game. Name was Angela, she claimed she just got into town yesterday and wasn't even working the streets, just one the way home from the bar. She said she was going to be on BP soon as that's how she made her money in Chicago. We settled on. 4 for topless BBBJCIM. L, which was more than I wanted to donate but since I've been so unlucky the last few times is said WTH. We drove down to my spot on E Greenfield and the service was very very good. She had great tits and actually dropped pants to het knees and pulled the biggums out for the BJ. I asked for digits and she said that she just git her phone today so she had to look up the number. I think ill try the digits and give her a FS whirl. She claimed to be working with a Puerto rican girl and quoted me 3 different prices for the both them FS. Overall very good score for a late evening cruise. She was fairly buzzed / drunk, and had to look up the phone number, had all of her teeth and they looked ok so maybe her story is legitimate. I'm going to keep an eye out on BP and check out Chicago BP for her.

I saw very little LE out so cruising is good, maybe with the weather changing they will be switching focus onto other things, I generally have good luck in fall so hopefully this kick starts a good fall season.

Good luck.

Flip

It was a sunny Sunday morning and there she was. Debbie, a skinny 32 year old 105 lb spinner, long dark hair and just beautiful. Said she worked in the meat department of the old Piggly Wiggly that used to be on Layton. She was holding a cup full of booze and was drunk. She was where this old hobby store / news stand was. I drove her over to the Suburban and we didn't even talk business, just small talk. We stopped off at a gas station at 27th and Layton. I told her to go buy a condom and gave her some money. I was nervous and suddenly had to take a shit. So I go in the mens room and crapped a steamy one about a foot long. Then really cleaned up good. We get to the Suburban and we hit the shower together. She is just stunning with that tiny ass and perky tits. Once we dry off I'm eating her like chicken chow mein. That rubber never made it out of the package. I cummed a bucket load in her while 69 ing. I gave her $40 and she seemed ok with it. I think she'd had done it for nothing. All she wanted was a ride to Humbolt and North to see her dealer.

You know how when you see a woman on the street and don't give her a second look, but when she is a SW, suddenly we put on her SW glasses and she is beautiful? Not this girl, she would have been a knockout in anyone's eyes.

Funny how we sometimes can convince our brains if we are paying for it our minds make these girls better than what they are. Seriously, you think if you ran into Lori, or Big Red from Hales Corners in the mall you would give her a second look? Or worse yet at the beach? But you drop $50 on the table in her basement, kids upstairs playing video games, and suddenly you are riding her like a rented mule.

[QUOTE=Wi Nite Owl;1275925]Tell you the truth, I think it stopped when they closed down the little dive strip club on Packard. It was a tiny hole-in-the-wall, with a small platform in the corner for the dancers.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Too Nice;1276011]You're totally right not to give up your best spots, but would it be OK to share some ideas for finding spots?[/QUOTE]That is Exactly what I meant! Like how far do you go, lot, etc.

But man, this smoke is going to kill my plan of the south loop after a nice dinner at the casino. Will prob go ne way.

I pick up Mind on gf is WSW a little chuck (not fat) dirty redhead but really sweet great conversationalist very good BBBJ and tight. I have her digits to seniors just ask and let me know your needs

Stay safe

Picked up Angie a WSW on National about noon yesterday. Covered BJ (my choice to go covered) for 20.