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I have been dying for a decent massage with some benefits, so I was scouring the BP for a new place. I usually go to this place in astoria, but they were kinda pricey. I found a place in Elmhurst that advertises 1) young girls 2) 4 hands massage 3) free table shower 4) private rooms. Private rooms are key. In my experience, if you are looking for more than a HJ, see if the place has private rooms. By private, I mean a physical room with a door that can be closed. So I called the number on the ad, spoke to some woman who barely speaks english. She says they aren't busy and to come over. I get there and this girl, early to mid thirties, opens the door. She is wearing NOTHING revealing. She has on a shirt with full sleeves, a skirt with full, loose pants underneath, and some kind of apron like thing, over her shirt. I'm praying she isn't my girl. She ushers me into my "private room" which is a bed with a space heater next to it. There is no door, only a curtain. At this point I'm hoping this is one of those rare cases where I'm wrong about needing a physical door. I undress and lay on the bed and the same girl who opened the door comes in. FUCK. She takes my. 4 and starts giving me a massage. No table shower. I mention the lack of table shower and private room, but her english sucks. The massage was between subpar and average. Plus whenever the doorbell rings she interrupts to go open the door. Plus at some point she is responding to her texts and only massaging me with one hand. On the flip, she kinda mentions that the time is almost up, so is there anything else I want? I said yes. She stares at me blindly. I say how much. Same response. I move her hands to my dick and she smiles. I say how much and she asks me how much I will give her. I say does she do BJ, she says no. Does she do FS, she says no. I say I'll give her. 1, she says. 35, I say. 2 she says okay. The HJ was rushed, with no technique or anything special. I couldn't feel her body through her stupid amish clothes. I tried to actually lose my boner because I wanted her to really work to get me off. But I'm a guy, so lubrication with someone tugging at my junk will be good no matter what. I finish, she cleans up, I get up and throw my clothes on as fast as possible and gtfo of there. Never again.[/QUOTE]Hope you didn't tip her because if you did, then your stupid because that just says she should continue to not put out or be anything other than a lamo massage therapist. I didn't tip a girl because I specifically asked her to focus on my neck for a while and she did nothing.
