Massage Parlor Reports

A few years ago I had an AMP spa worker tell me how she had a guy come in once in drag. He brought a whole bunch of sex toys with him. He wanted her to shove them up his butt while he jerked off. She offered to do it for him but he wanted to do it himself. She said he only came in once and none of them could believe it. So, yes, the girls do have stories of some "out of the norm" customers.

Does anyone have any info on this spa?

Chi,

Thanks that is exactly the kind of thing I was looking for to help me get started. And as mentioned by north I too didn't understand the significance of the question "have you been here before" and often said no I hadn't. Thanks for taking time out of your schedule to help some of the new folks out. That post was very informative.

[QUOTE=Gooch]Can someone give me a clue what table humping might be? There ain't no little holes in those tables that I've noticed.

Anyway, there is no better way to ensure great service than to become a regular. I am instantly recognized at ALL the nw suburban amp's. I stayed away from one of the amps (the Mt Prospect one nobody here talks about) for about a year, and walked in to a big smile and hug from the mamasan, followed by a really great session, which included a hj in the shower almost to the point of release. She was nude for the entire massage. The session ended with bbbjcof. No persuasion required, I didn't have to say a word. And this was from a girl I had never seen before. Don't think for a second that the mamasan is not in charge of what's going on. And guys, please don't start PM'ing me asking who the girl was. She's already gone from there, sorry to say.

Hey Chi Guy,
Nice post. I'm always impressed with the amount of time you are willing to take to help out a fellow monger.[/QUOTE]
Getting to be a regular is a great thing, no doubt. Especially while Green was still around. If you were "in," you never had to say anything. The fun started at the beginning of your session without a word spoken.

Sometimes though I still like to try new places. There's something about the challenge of trying to get some from someone you've never met, and the satisfaction of succeeding.

As far as helping out a fellow monger whether they're an old timer or a newbie, it just seems like we're all on the same team with one goal in mind. I know there's a lot of paranoia about LE being on these boards. Some of it's warranted, some of it's not. If I can help someone out without giving the store away, what the hell. I don't know about you, but I was a newbie once, and I could use all the help I could get. And that was long before anyone ever heard of the Internet. We got it, why not use it.

[QUOTE=Loverofamps]After going back and forth about whether to drive to IN to try out the Peking Spa, or to stay here downtown, or to venture into the land of the apt scene. I ended voting to stay downtown. I hit Senina's on Wentworth, and I've got to say: I came out smiling! It was everything I was used to back home and then some. The table showers were very nice and very clean. (Although I felt a little like I was at an amusement park water slide, as the mat kept sliding around the table. Strange sensation.) The massage room was extremely clean and the table was very comfortable. All of that set the tone and got me relaxed. But what really did it for me was Lisa. I can't say enough about her. She was tall, very pretty, spoke English fairly well. (Struggled a little, but overall she did quite well. From Beijing, has been here 11 months.) And her tableside manners were incredible. We were laughing a lot and we really got along well together. Did I mention she was very cute? Probably late 20's early 30's, and a very impressive body on her! Now having said all that. Then she goes to work on you with her fingers. Wow! She's not just here as a "massage parlor front". This girl knows how to give a massage. By the time the massage was over, I think I forgot my name! This girl didn't miss a trick. I have had every flavor of Asian massages, both in the states and abroad, and Lisa is currently the best massage I ever had. All the earlier reports about this being a strictly above-board place were correct. But I will still be going back to visit Lisa as often as I can. I'm addicted. I would rate her looks as an 8-9, her personality as a 10, and her massage talents as an 11. (I shouldn't say that, because then I'm shooting myself in the foot since her dance card will be full now whenever I want to go back and see her. But everyone here helped me out by pointing me in the right direction, so I owe it to you guys.) If you want full service, go to an apartment. But if you want the best massage of your life. Go request Lisa. She is fantastic![/QUOTE]OK, I know I caught all kinds of crap the first time, and only a fool does the same thing twice and expects a different outcome, but, what the hell, here's my post. I'm only trying to help here, so if you feel you must attack again, have at it, but here we go.

It's been two weeks since I first checked out Senina's. Felt in the mood again and wanted to check 'em out again. Went in, was directed upstairs, and asked if Lisa was on tonight. An older woman was sitting in the chair watching TV and said Lisa was working downstairs tonight. Decided to hang out until the guy showed up, so I grabbed a seat and watched Asian TV, lol. He arrived, went through all the customary "First time?" small talk and I explained, no, not at all, and I really came back for Lisa. He said, let's make a deal, how about a TS with the older woman, and then by then Lisa will be upstairs and can give the massage. I said no deal, I'd wait for Lisa. So, he said, OK, set me up in a tiny room behind the chairs and hen led me into the steam room until Lisa was ready. I lost track of time but think it must have been a half hour before Lisa knocked on the door. By then, I was ready to pass out! OK, the steam room experience is a first for me too. Yowch! But it was a great ice-breaker again, cause I was dripping soaked with sweat when I walked out of there and into the TS. Lisa didn't remember me, but after a few small talks she started to remember. The TS was great, and when we got out, she went into the small room, grabbed my things and brought me into one of the larger rooms. What a doll. And then the massage was much the same as the first one. I was curious to se if it was just good because we were new to one another, or what, but no, she was every bit as good this time as the last time. This girl gives an incredible massage! We laughed and laughed and had a great time. OK, and near the end she commited the ultimate MP sin. Her cell rang, and she went over and picked it up and talked for two seconds, then returned and had a look on her face of "hmmm, where was I", "was I at his feet or his shoulders". Then, when I showered after the massage, I came out and she was around the corner on the phone talking to whoever it was that had called. So, OK, she committed the sin, but she came back with the most adorable smile and said "Sorry about that" and gave me a nice hug, so, what can I say? Anyway, I'm hooked. She's great! And yes, I'm definitely going back until she stops saying that she doesn't remember me, lol.

I don't know about the other girls in this place, but if you're fortunate enough to get Lisa, then you're in for a hell of a massage.

Stopped by yangs today on peterson. Never been there before so I thought I would TOFFT. Pleasant results Her name was Eva. Kinda large for my tastes with a Spare tire around the waist. Not the best looker either. She gave a good massage though hit the back and shoulders well. Casually brushed the boys when face down several times. Placed her tire/crotch on my hands so I did the pokey feely thing to let her know it was all good. She then Quoted .5 for HJ 1. for cbj and 2. for fs. After a bit of chuckling we agreed to .6 for bj. Did not want fs from this one. It was a cbjtc and it was nice her hands played with the boys while her mouth handled the big guy. I will return because I know there are better looking ones there. Since I took her on I should be in good with the others when I mention her name. Sometimes I think they send in the rough ones first to see if One will play along. I had a similar experience ay Spa 1 about a year ago. Went fs with the dumpy one and got a nice one on second visit. That place sucks now though IMHO.

Had some free time today so I took a spin down lincoln from touhy. Been to BD before that place sucked. The girl was very mechanical and practically raped me with her finger. Saw a new place at 5800 block called Oceanside Spa. They were busy when I walked in. A white girl with tats behind window. Does anyone have info on this joint? I finally stopped at yangs (see other report) I had intended to visit Junes on dempster but took the closer spa. Next spa will be junes in june. Merry Mongering!!!

Felt in need of some pampering so I headed out at lunchtime Friday to try my luck at M-22. The place is on the 2nd floor so I went up the stairs and rang the bell. After about a minute with no answer a voice from below calls out “Is that you Jim? Since my name isn’t Jim I didn’t turn around right away but it was quickly apparent I was the only person in sight. As I turned around I saw a man with a small boy coming up the stairs who claims he is the landlord and that Jim had called him to come over with a key since he had lost his (again). He opens the door and motions for me to stay there. Stay for what, I thought to myself and got the hell out of there.

Since I still had the “need” I thought to run over to Yang’s. My previous visits had proved reasonably satisfying. From this point on my report was almost identical to Q’s except I opted for the .3 HJ. Enry fee for the hour was .65 but still no TS.

Q you are correct about there being better talent but things have changed quite a bit since my last visit when they had 3-4 nice ones to choose from. Hopefully they all took extra days off for the holiday and will be back this week.

3rd try at the Rose Spa.

It is still all legit as previously posted. I had Shirley (older chineese) for one hour. She gives an excellent massage and I would highly recommend her for a great massage.

I was wondering if someone could post or pm me the address/number for the new VIP aka the spa formerly known as VIP?

I don't get to your area often and using 'search' only yielded reviews. Any help would be appreciated.

Went to Eclipse Massage then was sent to an apartment on northside of city. They have hispanic girls at the apartment. You need to call them before they let you in. Contact me for more info.

[QUOTE=Tuna Lover]Went there this weekend and got a great looking blond named Ivanna (I think). People had been asking about girls with good technique well she definatly has it. Probably the best finish I have had at a euro spa of any type.[/QUOTE]

TL,
What were the prices for the massage and the finish?

I heard it took a few visits to get decent service.
Is that the case for you?
or was this your first trip there?

I went once and only got a good massage for $65
First visit is $65, the normal rate is $85


Thanks Donnie

1 hour massage $55.00,Very pleasant,no B/S up selling etc.My AMP needs met at a price I can smile about on the way to my car.

I can't recommend too highly this masseuse at a Chinese apt. with 3 locations in town: w. 29th st., North & Ashland, Gold Coast (if you call by 10am you might be able to specify at which location you want to see her). Her name is "Chanel" (formerly "Coco") and her offerings include: great massage (even a facial massage after the deed), DFK, unwrapped french, & FS (didn't try for DATY because of the bush, though I'd assume it's available--don't know about greek). All-inclusive total: 1.6 (no tip necessary). Check out CL for photo and phone #: do a search for "Chanel" 5176. When you call, say you're a friend of "Gary, the guy without a cell phone."

Drove by Elegant - women looked to be 4s and 5s. Don't know who Bend It had there before, but not my flavor. We all have different tastes in womes. So thats ok. No insult intended B.

Left Elegant, and went by Escape, no massages avail anymore. Next was
Relax - 1 good looking, but very skinny girl and 1 overweight one. passed.
AJ had a somewhat overweight one as well. passed

So.................

Visited Seninas again - they had 5 girls. Coco was my pick. gave an uninspired table shower. no smiles. seemed very uninterested. by far my worst amp visit. didn't even get a tingle from this older lady. sure the jewels and all were rubbed and caressed, but her looks (old) and lack of smiles did not even cause a stir for me. no tip, good thing she did not ask. bad service or should I say uninspired. had she smiled a little and at least 'acted' interested in providing good servive i would have gone for the extras.
do not get Coco if you even visit there. would recommend Lisa or Tani.