Old DH review and DH advice.
So I want to start off by saying I visited DH some time in March I believe. I went being completely inexperienced with any of this before. I had found an advertisement from them and began lurking. I finally summoned the courage to go and take the plunge and I wish I hadn't. I visited somewhere between 7-8 pm. Parking was a * but that's expected in that area. No complaints there. I find the house, I'm allowed in, and I head upstairs. The place is decent. It's nothing spectacular but it's clean, that's always a plus. I tell them I want a half hour slot. They hand me two cards and point to the girls. I take a quick scan never lingering too long. I'm a shy guy, and this has intimidated me for a while. I was under some liquid courage and I wanted a good time. I choose the girl I liked best, this chick named dioska or yoska (more on that later). So I walk up to her and I say hi and hand her the two cards. First red flag I had made a mistake: she rolls her eyes. I'm a little put off by this but I continue to follow her downstairs. We go in the room, and being it was my first time I try making some conversation. I know Spanish so I spoke in Spanish and she was so apathetic that it felt like I was annoying to her. I asked her what her name was and she first sighed heavily, and then mumbled her name (hence why I'm unsure it's dioska or yoska or maybe it's something different altogether). I'm new to this, I didn't know GFE was a thing. I wanted to kiss but I was unsure, so I didn't ask. After I asked her name she immediately tells me to remove my clothes and lay down which I followed. I was a pretty nervous wreck, my experience was not going well at all. She begins to clean me with alcohol but she puts an obscene amount that it burned slightly. She nonchalantly removes her bottom and begins a CBJ. It was tame and, as much as I hate to admit this, I wasn't getting hard. I have been so turned off by her attitude. She had that "I hate this and I hate you" vibe going on our entire encounter. Her CBJ lasted a total of about a minute. She has this look like "hey come on hurry up." I try to jerk myself off and she grabs my hand and tosses it to the side saying "let me do it." Except it wasn't a sexy let me do it, it was a "you're wasting my time and making me work more than what I want," let me do it. At this point I knew it was impossible to get me hard. I've just been so turned off. She then lays on her back and says "maybe you'll get hard if you're inside me. "How? My dick wouldn't go in because t wasn't hard. But whatever I was trying to enjoy myself, and I so to help myself I asked if I can touch her breasts. In a disgusted tone she said "you have to pay me more." She was horrible, she even had her mouth like crooked when she said that. She then tells me to turn around, that she's going to give me a massage. I was like okay fine. She practically dug her fingers in my back and rubbed it for like a minute. Not very relaxing at all. So I had enough, at this point I get up and I say no more thank you. She rolls her eyes again and storms off. I check the time and literally only about 10 minutes passed. I felt I had enough of a bad experience to not try or another girl in fear they were the same experience. It was horrible, and embarrassing. I understand if you're tired or in a bad mood but she could have said no and I wouldn't have taken it personally, I would have just chosen another girl. I didn't make a big deal out of it, I got dressed and left. I check every now and then DH's website to see which girls are available but I haven't taken the plunge again due to my horrible experience. Then they post this forum for their reviews. I see that some DH girls get reviewed quite highly while others are misses. There seems to be a house called Carols that is exclusive but highly praised. My goal is to give DH another try and post reviews here so that maybe a senior member will be generous enough to help me get in. I just want a good time, and that place seems like the place to be. I have identified Kris and Zuly as the girls I want to visit due to the high praise they received from many other members including Hebrew. One question though, does Kris do GFE or not? Which other girls do you also recommend? Thanks all for reading this exorbitantly long post.
