Strip Club Reports

Teddy's was perhaps where I began my journey into the depths of the depravity that is now my private life. I'd hit Keystone too. I started with Jessica, Sandy's sister. She loved to makeout before fucking. But there was one dark skinned Dominana at Teddy's who got me chasing the dragon. The first time she simply just lined me up from Greek after getting on her knees on one of those worn out easychairs, and the way she groaned "cono" as soon as I got past her balloon knot and I was hooked. Whoremongering was the life for me. At PM's, the backroom setup was way different than it is now. They had some booths in the back but they also had a beaded curtain section with direct access to the stage. That was where I met Sandy for the first time. She was thiccc but not as thicccccc as she ended up. Even so, she was such a filthy hooker and I loved her for it. The first time I peeled the condom off and ruibbed her clit with my tip, she bit her lower lip and nodded thus getting that BBFS hook deep into my ever darkening soul. She knew after that, I wasn't giving up the green to bang anyone else in BPT (except her sister but she never let me go raw.). The first time I didn't pull out it was because she kept whispering "Te amo, mi amor" in my ear and I wasn't having it. You going to love bomb me? Then I'm going to creampie you. In Polyarmory, they call it being fluid bonded. Well, Sandy and I were fluid bonded until COVID and byt that time she was at BC. And after the lnog months of waiting for it to reopen, Sandy enver came back. I heard here and there if she was doing strictly escorting or outcall, but I never had it confirmed. But if anyone has a lead on her. Well I miss her. IF I am honest, I think she is the one woman whom I have fucked the most and that includes my failed marriage.

I find that in recent days, as I have aged, I have driven past BC and PM, and could have stopped but I haven't. I don't know if I am aging out of this self destructive behavior or if therapy has finally worked for once. But I find myself unable to park the car and get out. I know that if I did and walked in the door, I'd find something to fuck, but it seems like lots of the names and faces have changed and I am scared that it may feel like cruising my old high school only to realize that I don't know anyone there including the teachers, I'm an alien in the world I once called home. Maybe one day I'll darken that door and try to persuade some young nubile Latina to let feel what she really feels like and oops! I meant to pull out but it was too good, baby. Well. Maybe not that sleazy. But hey. I know what I am and I admit it.

I hope this cautionary tale gives a few of your elder degenerates a laugh. All this talk of Teddy's got me daydreaming. And to all you younger mongers? Do not do what I did or make the choices I made. IT will save you hours of your life, dollars in your pocket and self respect when you look in the mirror. I am unfixable, but y'all don't have to be.

Say. Is Analea still around? That girl could fuck. All of this is Allegedly, of course. Pure satire and parody. LOL.

[QUOTE=Gridley;7084501]Yes, it's the same Paola but she lost her torpedoes. She looks meh to me but I'm jaded. She works sporadic days.[/QUOTE]Last I saw Paola was shortly before the closure for however many months! She looked good but maybe slightly pudgy, although I kind of liked it! IMO, her ass was world class back in the day!

Her entire body was so amazing. I was a 20 year old kid and she was maybe 8 years older than that but in my eyes she was a fking porn star 🌟 🤩. Lots of good times with her Vanessa and Linda outside the club.

[QUOTE=WillyO;7084889]Last I saw Paola was shortly before the closure for however many months! She looked good but maybe slightly pudgy, although I kind of liked it! IMO, her ass was world class back in the day![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Tommy13;7084790]I hope this cautionary tale gives a few of your elder degenerates a laugh. All this talk of Teddy's got me daydreaming. And to all you younger mongers? Do not do what I did or make the choices I made. IT will save you hours of your life, dollars in your pocket and self respect when you look in the mirror. I am unfixable, but y'all don't have to be.

Say. Is Analea still around? That girl could fuck. All of this is Allegedly, of course. Pure satire and parody. LOL.[/QUOTE]Everything in moderation my friends. Set a budget and stick to it. I have zero regrets (although if Teddies was around till today I'd be a lot less financially secure!

Yea, Analea the youngun of the old guard! She's still there. Works most weekdays. Will try to order the most expensive drink in the house on your dime so be careful. She used to be insanely hot but as with many that drinking caused a lot of weight gain.

[QUOTE=Gridley;7089165]Everything in moderation my friends. Set a budget and stick to it. I have zero regrets (although if Teddies was around till today I'd be a lot less financially secure!

Yea, Analea the youngun of the old guard! She's still there. Works most weekdays. Will try to order the most expensive drink in the house on your dime so be careful. She used to be insanely hot but as with many that drinking caused a lot of weight gain.[/QUOTE]Yep, Analia ordered a $21 drink on me just before they closed. Haven't seen her since but she was looking pretty good at the time.

[QUOTE=WillyO;7089689]Yep, Analia ordered a $21 drink on me just before they closed. Haven't seen her since but she was looking pretty good at the time.[/QUOTE]This was years ago, maybe close to 7 years ago, where Analia just let me finger her at the bar in front of everyone. No one batted an eye and she had a full throated orgasm and I could feel her gush in my palm. I wasn't all the way rawdawg degen at the time, but that was a turn down the darker path for me. Hot af. Yeah she is a hustler and grinder and will grab at every dollar, but she always banged me good.

Hit PM today around 3:30 for my first visit, it's definitely a dive but I ended up having a good time. I realize it's preference but I thought there was a pretty good selection, a few no's for sure but a few real cute ones too. Wasn't too busy either, no wait for the back. Had a few drinks and ended up going in the back with a short chick with a fat ass named Kelly, I think, English was sparing to say the least, but we figured out what each other wanted. She asked for 100 but settled for 80 pretty quick. Overall I'd say she was pretty good and I'd see her again.

[QUOTE=Tommy13;7090203]This was years ago, maybe close to 7 years ago, where Analia just let me finger her at the bar in front of everyone. No one batted an eye and she had a full throated orgasm and I could feel her gush in my palm. I wasn't all the way rawdawg degen at the time, but that was a turn down the darker path for me. Hot af. Yeah she is a hustler and grinder and will grab at every dollar, but she always banged me good.[/QUOTE]This made me laugh because I hit up BC earlier in the week and did the same thing to her LOL. She's still looking pretty good imo. Did try the expensive shot thing with me too, settled for a beer. Definitely gave a great effort in the back though, so no complaints on my part.

Last week decided to visit BC in the late afternoon. Found parking easily but as previously reported, it was a bad sign. Found the same old grandmas from before the pandemic. After a beer decided to leave but as I was leaving a couple of girls from the night shift were arriving and they looked pretty good. One of them was a blonde latina in very good shape and both were young. Too bad I was running out of time and couldn't sample. I will definitely be back to check the night shift.

[QUOTE=VeyronSS;7093708]This made me laugh because I hit up BC earlier in the week and did the same thing to her LOL. She's still looking pretty good imo. Did try the expensive shot thing with me too, settled for a beer. Definitely gave a great effort in the back though, so no complaints on my part.[/QUOTE]Does Analea work at BC days or nights?

[QUOTE=Mustafa;7095856]Does Analea work at BC days or nights?[/QUOTE]She is a day time girl.

Anyone went to the back with Lena? Saw her today but didn't have time.

[QUOTE=Mustafa;7095856]Does Analea work at BC days or nights?[/QUOTE]I've only stopped in days and it appears Analia works just days. If she works nights at all, I wouldn't know.

[QUOTE=RobertJct28;7096351]She is a day time girl.

Anyone went to the back with Lena? Saw her today but didn't have time.[/QUOTE]Please describe Lena. Is she good?

Any particular services that she offers?

I'll be at BC this week.

[QUOTE=RobertJct28;7096351]She is a day time girl.

Anyone went to the back with Lena? Saw her today but didn't have time.[/QUOTE]Lena is good just be nice to her and she makes sure you enjoy yourself. I never met Analia but now I want to visit during the day she sounds fun. They had a big breast girl from Spain has anyone seen her?

[QUOTE=TheHarlmen;7096960]Lena is good just be nice to her and she makes sure you enjoy yourself. I never met Analia but now I want to visit during the day she sounds fun. They had a big breast girl from Spain has anyone seen her?[/QUOTE]I'll be there on Friday or Saturday during day.

Have to lookup Lena, Analea, and Spain Big Breasts. Lots to see and do.