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[QUOTE=Doug Stubb]...No offense but you probably could have combined alot of what you said in 1 or 2 reports...[/QUOTE]
In Nino's defense, he did say in one of his previous posts that he was "using a game console to write," so he has a limited number of characters per post. His posts have been mostly informative and accurate to boot. It's nice to see someone come on here who isn't just asking without contributing. Nino's got my vote. Keep it up, Dude!
[QUOTE=Nino Torres]Hi Paleface,
I just wanted to comment on how many times I've been told I am good looking. Many many times. I am so good looking that when I gave Olga and Ivanna my number, they made sure they didn't call me at all. Ha! Its a good tactic for tips. Anyway. Just wanted to comment on the "good looking" comment. Who knows, maybe your George Clooney. Another comment I always get is "why you no have girlfriend" or better yet "you probably are a good lover". I also think they are good looking until after I release.[/QUOTE]
I only wish I had a dime for every time one of these girls told me "you handsome man," "you so strong" or "you so big." Better yet, it would be great if [i]any[/i] of it was true!
Thanks Chi Guy I appeciate the good support. I joined the site to have fun and provide my experiences to everyone. I joined two days ago and so far provided as much as I can. I frequent the same places because it is safe and now they know me. I hope to contribute more as I remember past experiences or talk about recent visits. I will respond if you pm me. When I read my responses, I do see the stupid spelling errors. Sorry. I use a PS3 with a small pad attached to a controller. If I make an error, sometimes I accidentally delete 10 minutes of work. Anyway the site is fun and I hope to provide more reports. I will try to respect that persons opinion and try to keep my posts with current info. Look up the name nino torres and see who I chose as a id on this site. Number 9!
Nino is spot on, everything he's said burns with the familiar for me.
Go for it dude, game console and all...all good posts.
I actually went there. Its not worth it and seems very legit. The massage was average but it was done by a cute young asian girl. But you are covered and well no signs there is more on the menu. I won't return. I did the $50 hour special.
[QUOTE=Paleface]There's a new place, AMP, at 1118 N. LaSalle. There was a white guy there at the desk who looked like he might be a retired city worker, South side accent. He said he was the only caucasion in the place. He told me how great a real Chinese massage is, 3000 years of knowledge, acupressure, etc. At the end of the conversation, I asked him how's the finish. Wrong question apparently. Oh that's against the law he said. Sorry guys. I should have just TOFTT, but it's probably too late for me to do that now.
Regular massage is $75, but he's running a $50 special for new customers. I think the place has possibilities, but not at $75, no way.
Nino. Welcome to the forum.[/QUOTE]
So took the plunge and went to lisunias. Called ahead and got a VIP with Ivanna. Yea shes hot, smoking bod but a bit of a butter face IMHO. No table shower? And I was in and out of there in 40 minutes? Massage was acceptable finish was outstanding, no mention of tip at all. Tipped what I saw was appropiate from info on here. Would repeat wish I got a table shower, and more time, and its pricey, but the quality of girls are second to none.
[QUOTE=Nino Torres]I visit spas once a week. I spend 80 at door plus tip of lets say 60. Total damage is 140. 140 times 4 times a month is 560. 560 times 12 is 6, 720. I know I've spent more in the year. I've been doing this for more than 15 years.100, 800. I'm fortunate to be able to do this but it is extremely stupid. I agree. If you are able to stop, then do so. I can't because of no will power. Anyway I am single and no GF so this is why it is my hobby. If there is any lesson here it is to say spend your money on better things. These girls at spas just want tjhe money. Sorry for the spelling errors. I am writing from a ganing console that often clears all pof what I write. Sorry.[/QUOTE]
Nino,
First of all, thanks for all the posts.
My question for you is regarding the frequency and expense of your hobby. I go to the occasional MP because my sex life with the girlfriend has really trailed off recently, and HR from a maseusse is a pretty low-risk way to get action on the side. I am also not rich and the occasional MP is all I can afford.
You, on the other hand, say that you have no wife or girlfriend but enough money to support your habit. With what you are spending, you could hire a really hot escort once a month and skip the hit-or-miss MPs altogether.
Why don't you go that route? Just wondering, thanks
Except for thr fingering this gal seems fun PM me details. Kudos on your massive postings.
[QUOTE=Nino Torres]Thanks to those who welcomed me. I realize that some of my reports may be dated. I apologize. I just joined the site and wanted to contribute. This report is about what I get with ivanna. You can compare. Hope I have enough space to write. Ivanna is 5 ft 11 with brown hair. She is thin and has perky juggs. I don't know size but if a is small and d is large, she is a c. In past visits, she got on table with me and bounced up and down as she stroked. She talked dirty like this is how I fk when on top. She has stuck her finger inside of me. I would avoid this in future because of disease it her nails cut me inside. She lets her face get thisclose to my stick and mimicks a BJ. She sits next to me and slaps my legs and says you like to stroke your cock. She breathes on it and spit on it one time. She stares in my eyes and does not look away. She also uses her tongue in my mouth. She wears jeans or black jog pants with a pink or yellow top. She drinks wine too early which is not legal in a place of business. Never sex.[/QUOTE]
Right on Luke!
Sorry to add to the net congestion here, but this made me laugh.
The vampires tend to come out across the city after 11 pm and sleep till 2 pm so they are basically not a problem when the sun is up. I have lived everywhere on the North Side and I don't worry at all. I don't know about the SSide.
The days when HP was full of $60,000 three flats, great PR food, and gangs is over. The place is full of $400,000 condos, 140 lb suburban hipster dudes on $1500 single speed bikes and hot college girls from Lake Forest doing the city thing. There is still some great PR food around, but like most of the blue line stop neighborhoods it is nothing like it was in the 1990s. Keep it East of Kedzie and you are fine.
Now if only some of those hipster girls would open a MP! Oh, wait, if you marry or date one you will pay $20,000-$100,000 to nest her and have sex once a week after that first year passes, listen to her blabber on about tofu, haircuts, yoga, the gym, and dumb books about positive thinking and on and on about all these important things! Since I am dating one of these hotties and still get out to the MP to relax - someone send me a tazer to shut her up! :)
[QUOTE=Luke Appling]Donny,
There are very few areas of the city that are not safe during the day. If no one believes, just do a little research on crime statistics. More than 90% of killings are late at night between a perp and victim who know each other.
Humboldt Park is full of skinny-ass hipster white kids these days. If they can hack it, you should be able to.[/QUOTE]
Hit Lane's becuase I was in the area over a lunch. I assmed the woman who answered the door was the mama-san however she ended up doing the massage too. Clearly disappointing. Plus 7 at the door seems at least 1 higher than average. Not worth my time to revisit.
Great location for those downtown.
Photo is accruate.
Hands could explore everywhere but the money spot.
Massage and release were solid.
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Km- I have been spending some time in that area lately. What I don't like is the $5 charge for using a credit card. This seems to be the only area of the city that does this as far as I know. If you take the blue line from the loop, I would say get off at division and ways west to km because that part of Wicker Park is ridiculously nice with banks and mercedes benz dealerships. If you get off at Damen or Western, the area is a little rougher/more ethnic. Either way, you are fine it is just amazing the difference between division in Wicker Park opposed to division in Humboldt Park or some of the other areas north of division.
Anyways, I had Julie. I tipped her.2 and she seemed pleased. It was a great time. She took care of business and I will be back.
Dreamed I took a trip to the Caribbean recently and it was the best MP experience I ever had.
Wasn't thrilled with the traffic getting there and when I arrived, there was a group of men working on the street right outside the door. Kinda embarrassing walking up to the door and having to wait for someone to let me in, while the workers giggled to themselves.
But once inside it was paradise!
A group of young Latinas sitting in the lobby, including the older Lei Lei at the front desk. I thought I was going to get Lei Lei again, but instead, I got a busty young Latina named Maggie. She had to be around 25.
I got ready for the massage and after we exchanged names, etc. I asked her if the guys working outside had affected their business today, and she said yes, only 2-3 people have come in all day. (A good sign for me! )
After 10. 15 minutes into the massage, she asked me if I minded another girl coming in and massaging me for 10 minutes while she instructed her. The other girl was a newbie. I said hell no, bring her in!
For 10-20 minutes, I got a four-hand massage!
Then I was told to flip and I swear I thought I was going to get extras with the two Latinas! After a few minutes of massaging my front, the other Latina left and it was just me and Maggie again.
Negotiations began and everything was on the menu, but the items were expensive, so I used my bargaining tools of knowing they've had no business today to get everything just short of everything.
Afterwards, I asked Maggie if I could see her again and she said yes and gave me her number.
What a great visit to the Caribbean!
Hey I have been pming some users asking about a latina apt mentioned by Silvio several weeks back. Anyone got any info or a number a pm would be greatly appreciated. I tried to pm silvia among others but to no avail.
This is the 2nd time I am writing this and I hope it is not a dupkicate.
I prefer visiting MP instead of escorts because I do not want the worry of disease. Escorts have sex 4 or more times a week with guys who visit escorts as well. I dont want the worry. All I need is a good HJ and be on my way. I can do this every week and a couple of times a day if needed. I dont have to worry about taking tests. I actually cant feel much with a condom anyway. Going to spas and getting different girls to touch me is enough excitement. I do have to worry about the risk of a raid. I go to the same 5 places and know the girls. The places have been open for 10 years or more. I assume they are safe. Anyway, if I do get caught in raid, there will be no condom or FS acts to worry about. Hope this gives you a little insight why I prefer a MP over escort. No harm meant to those that do visit escorts.
Thanks!