Ha ha, Lisa is indeed a bitter *****
[QUOTE=Niteluvr; 1306414]Went to see the infamous Lisa. It was absolutely one of the worst experiences I have ever had from a masseuse:
1) Her old house stinks so bad. Of what, I don't know, but I couldn't get through a whole session because of it.
2) She claims to be in her 40s but is wrinkled everywhere. She has to be at least 60, IMO. If she's in her 40s, then I'm 21.
3) She'll slop oil all over you until you're a greased pig while she "massages" you, but the massage itself isn't worth a shit.
4) All that oil is for her to gear up, take her clothes off (ugh!) , get on top and slide on you, kind of half jacking you off while rubbing her body on you. At some point she'll put your dick between her legs, slide around / up and down and try to get you off.
5) Remember the smell? It permeated my clothes, then my car, etc. I am having a hard time getting rid of it. I had taken a shower at her place (yes, the towel stunk too) but there was just so much oil I barely got a third of it off. Had to go home, take two more showers, wash my clothes and air out my car for two days.
I would not recommend this chick to my worst enemy.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately, I actually do like her massage quality. She is one of the few who can work out the kinks in my shoulder and neck. When I ask her to adjust her massage style for how I am feeling on a certain day, she does a good job adjusting to it. It is tough to explain to these Chinese chicks the subtleties of adjusting the massage stroke. Other than that, I do agree on every other point. If she had a good attitude, I would be seeing her a lot more often. She charges only $80-100 based on how frequent you go. But damn, her house is a mess. She is a mess.
There was one time we nearly had a huge fight because I got sick of her bitching about her car troubles and whoever she encountered before. What she does is this. You set up the appointment. Then she pretty much makes you sit in her fucking messy living room overrun by fucking dogs and cats. Then she goes on and on and on and on. It is no consolation that it does not come out of your massage time. She spends half hour at least talking about crap you don't give a shit about. During one visit a few years ago, she pretty much called me out on my bored look. I am good at tuning out people and thinking about something else. So I told her the straight truth about how no one really cared about her car problems and her other problems and when you come for a massage, you want to relax. She got riled up and said she would no longer see me after this appointment. I said "hey no problem". Then she tries to make nice to me after the session. What a headcase. I only return when my neck acts up and she does a good job B2B grinding and she has decent tits. But I tell her that I do not want to sit in the living room anymore. And one I called her out on her boring crap, she does not try to bore me as much as she used to. And as old as she is, she does a decent job B2b grinding. But the only reason I still go to her occasionally is for whatever reason her massage style works perfectly on my neck and shoulders. And when I ask for a longer massage on that area, she does not rush it.
It's a pity. If she were younger, and had a positive attitude, and didn't live in a pet hotel, I would be seeing her every other week.
Question about Chinese places
Visited a Chinese place in East Cobb yesterday for the second time. On the first visit, I noticed there was a lot of teasing going on. I even went so far to ask about HE, but the girl shook her head and declined (almost acted like she didn't know what I was talking about). There is a sign on the wall that specifically says this place is not one of those places, but it sure seemed that way to me.
On my visit this week, there was even more teasing with lots of grazing. I didn't ask this time, but it appears to me that at some point this teasing could turn into something more. When I left, the lady running the place told me that I could use my card for the massage, but needed to pay the girl cash.
I'm new to this, so I don't know if this girl will always tease or if it will turn into something else. I'm not quite sure how to proceed. Should I walk in next time and put the money down on the table? Should I just continue to go and see what happens? I really have no idea. I'm enjoying the teasing, but it seems like it improved between massages. Thoughts?
They are not all the same.
[QUOTE=Droid X; 1852319]Visited a Chinese place in East Cobb yesterday for the second time. On the first visit, I noticed there was a lot of teasing going on. I even went so far to ask about HE, but the girl shook her head and declined (almost acted like she didn't know what I was talking about). There is a sign on the wall that specifically says this place is not one of those places, but it sure seemed that way to me.
On my visit this week, there was even more teasing with lots of grazing. I didn't ask this time, but it appears to me that at some point this teasing could turn into something more. When I left, the lady running the place told me that I could use my card for the massage, but needed to pay the girl cash.
I'm new to this, so I don't know if this girl will always tease or if it will turn into something else. I'm not quite sure how to proceed. Should I walk in next time and put the money down on the table? Should I just continue to go and see what happens? I really have no idea. I'm enjoying the teasing, but it seems like it improved between massages. Thoughts?[/QUOTE]If you would like to attempt to save a couple of dollars, you can tell us the name of the place and someone may have already gone through the trial and error. You never really know, some use this as a tactic to keep you coming back and nothing more will ever happen. There are some that will give in after a few visit because they want you to keep coming back. Be smart, too many of these places stay in business because new customer keep taking the chance that something more will happen. By the time 10 new customers stop by three different times the overhead is paid for the month.
Good Luck
Daisy at Massage Angel (Hammond Road)
Could someone provide info on her looks?
T59