Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=DrDerrick;2215821]For those of us that like to travel a little, I hooked up with this little Thai Princess yesterday. She is just like I remember back in Thailand. She is very sweet, still working on her Engrish a little. She is petite, with nice rack, and nice legs. Gives the authentic Thai massage, and gives fabulous ending. YMMV, I just enjoyed her, she was no rush and very accommodating. I don't do FS so I didn't ask, but it may be on the menu. She is working in Lincoln Square area.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/pretty-nene-is-back-beautiful-thai-princess-ready-to-relax-you-with-asian-delights-23/22101700[/URL][/QUOTE]Hey was this at a spa or an apartment I'm near the area I might give it a shot thanks.

Check out the Roselle forum for info. If you look on backpage, check woodfield mall. GH is still open and the best option if you want EMP.

[QUOTE=DaysFun;2216154]Hi,

Coming to Schaumburg IL in early Oct. For business.

Ran a quick google search for asain massage and got about 6 hits.

Not having any luck searching the forum by name.

In the IL forum what city is the best link to find reviews on the Schaumburg AMP's? Since I don't see Schaumburg listed.

Any feedback or recommendations to get me started?

Golden Hands popped up in my search, but aren't they closed?

I will continue to RTFF and search TF using Mt Propsect and Lombard as they seem the closest geographically, but any help would truly speed things up.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]

The AMPs in Schaumburg are overpriced and mostly staffed by 40+ ladies. You might find a hidden gem if you know where to go and whom to ask for. If you have rubmaps subscription, you'll find reviews on all the AMPs.

[QUOTE=DaysFun;2216154]Hi,

Coming to Schaumburg IL in early Oct. For business.

Ran a quick google search for asain massage and got about 6 hits.

Not having any luck searching the forum by name.

In the IL forum what city is the best link to find reviews on the Schaumburg AMP's? Since I don't see Schaumburg listed.

Any feedback or recommendations to get me started?

Golden Hands popped up in my search, but aren't they closed?

I will continue to RTFF and search TF using Mt Propsect and Lombard as they seem the closest geographically, but any help would truly speed things up.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bob521;2216019] Are you looking for a massage or just the extras? What type of extras? What type of person, age, ethnicity? Incall, outcall. We have a melting pot of love here. It's like asking "What kind of car should I buy?" How the heck should we know. How much are you prepared to spend? Do you want a truck, SUV, convertible, etc.

Once you know what you want, state it in your next question. Or ask something like I am thinking of location "A" or "B." Then people will give you input. People appreciate guys that make an effort. So you need to make an effort. Last item: You seem to be striking out back home. When I used to travel there, I was just fine. Covington, perhaps better. But it is possible that you are scaring-off the girls. So a few tidbits of advice. (1) Don't show up in front of the place in your squad car. (2) leave the walky talky home. (3) Seriously, never ask for anything (extras-wise) specific (If they ask what type of massage, I used to say: start medium and finish soft) and (4) never ever offer money for any act. (5) Be mellow, polite, friendly. (6) If something (massage-wise) feels good say so, (7) Don't bother with the towel. (8) Don't ask too many questions.

When I first started, I was always agitated, wondering "Will it happen? Will it happen?" That is the best way to ensure you will have a BAD time. Just enjoy the massage for what it's worth. When you relax, good things happen. Offer her a massage. Feet, hands, shoulders. Not just grab-ass. They are tired. Always ask permission to do anything. It's a sign of respect and everyone, even MTs deserve respect. If you are nice, friendly, and show respect, your odds will improve.

The rest of the folks may offer better advice, but that my 2 cents.[/QUOTE]VERY well said, this post should be required reading for newbies.

I've been to some FS places in the past that actually get mad when all you want is a HJ or BJ. Is Pine like this? If I'm only wanting HJ is 40 tip enough? How much for CBJ? Is the massage actually any good? Sorry for all the questions. Want to spend my money wisely but need to stay fairly close to MDW.

[QUOTE=NWI60;1889053]As I have posted before, I have been to the Pine Tree many times over a numbers of years. Always reliable service. Semi-erotic table shower followed by what is usually a better than average massage. Typically you're going to be serviced by a late 30's, early 40's Asian gal. The current line up is something I have rarely seen at the Pine Tree. Nobody over 30, at least not the 3 I saw wandering around this morning. My girl was Jo Ann, cute and petite as they come, mid 20's. The 0ther 2 I saw looked to be in the same age bracket.

Jo Ann delivered the goods as one would expect, but had a nice little tease element to her, and without seeming phony. A really great time. My advice, get there ASAP. I can't see this line up lasting. They never do.

Standard 70 for the table shower. 80 on the flip. Very enthusiastic the whole time.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DaysFun;2216154]Golden Hands popped up in my search, but aren't they closed?[/QUOTE]Golden Hands isn't closed, or at least not as far as I'm aware. I haven't been there in about a month. They aren't an Asian place though. It's Eastern European. If you're into that sort of thing, Leah gives a great massage. I'd recommend asking for her.

[QUOTE=CaliScorpio;2216425]The AMPs in Schaumburg are overpriced and mostly staffed by 40+ ladies.[/QUOTE]I don't hit up AMPs all that often, but I do have a thing for MILFs and cougars, so 40+ ladies intrigue me. Any you'd recommend? Feel free to PM me.

So I hit up DD again. Struck out again, this time drew Jen who I'm pretty sure I've seen at another AMP in the area. Others have said they've had luck here but I don't know. All signs during every time I've been there pointed to a promising ending so maybe this place just doesn't allow it or they really really REALLY play it safe to make sure they know you. I'm now determined to crack this place although I should probably just give up since there are so many sure things in the area.

[QUOTE=NeverTell;2216509]I've been to some FS places in the past that actually get mad when all you want is a HJ or BJ. Is Pine like this? If I'm only wanting HJ is 40 tip enough? How much for CBJ? Is the massage actually any good? Sorry for all the questions. Want to spend my money wisely but need to stay fairly close to MDW.[/QUOTE]Look in the Gurnee section for more info on Pine. The entrance fee has increased to 80. Parking can be in the back out of sight. Girls will probably want 20 more for any service than you expect to pay elsewhere.

[QUOTE=SouthSideAndy;2216540]So I hit up DD again. Struck out again, this time drew Jen who I'm pretty sure I've seen at another AMP in the area. Others have said they've had luck here but I don't know. All signs during every time I've been there pointed to a promising ending so maybe this place just doesn't allow it or they really really REALLY play it safe to make sure they know you. I'm now determined to crack this place although I should probably just give up since there are so many sure things in the area.[/QUOTE]I've been to DD twice now and have had no problems there. However, I've been to Archer spa 5 times and got nothing each and every time. I don't know what it is. Maybe they think I'm LEO.

[QUOTE=Bob521;2215119]Yeah. You know it is a shame we (a few forum members) do not own a spa. Imagine all the business it would bring in if guys knew the quality control was there. I was joking that Jun Spa in Mount Prospect seems to be owned by a guy named Bob (no relation) who seems like one of us. I also know 3-4 girls that want to start their own spas. I'm guessing my wife would not like the investment.[/QUOTE]If I was going to start a spa it would be in Chinatown where us guys who invest give massages to Asian girls only between the ages of 18-35, not more than 120 lbs, cute and with a table shower required.

I like to dream alot.

AJ.

[QUOTE=BottleRocket12;2216937]I've been to DD twice now and have had no problems there. However, I've been to Archer spa 5 times and got nothing each and every time. I don't know what it is. Maybe they think I'm LEO.[/QUOTE]I know I have gone to places and gotten less than other members and other times I've gone places and gotten more. Could be the girl, or day of week, or maybe a police car drove by and they got cautious. We have also read posts of folks that create their own problems just with their actions or looks.

My consistent go to just lost me. Massage was below avg and I can do self service at home without the protesting. I will wait to hear reports that they have improved before I try again. No tip, walked out.

Has anyone been to this place recently?

[QUOTE=DLJamming;2219460]Has anyone been to this place recently?[/QUOTE]Affirmative. Reliable place. Never too busy. A is the best.

I'm thinking about trying this place, just because I like the latina ladies. I have found nothing on them. If anyone has been, I'm just looking for a heads up on whether its worthwhile. Thanks.

[QUOTE=BigPlumb;2220403]I'm thinking about trying this place, just because I like the latina ladies. I have found nothing on them. If anyone has been, I'm just looking for a heads up on whether its worthwhile. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Don't waste your time. Ugly fat chicas who want too much $$.

[QUOTE=IdiotBoy;2220514]Don't waste your time. Ugly fat chicas who want too much $$.[/QUOTE]I'll skip it then. I appreciate it.

Usually I am way on the south side but work has brought me to a new area. I'd like to try a parlor in China town or somewhere around Cermack / Ashland area. Seeing some decent reviews on RM for Unwind Spa but I need a little more then a 40 $ special.

Please and thank you.

[QUOTE=BigPlumb;2220403]I'm thinking about trying this place, just because I like the latina ladies. I have found nothing on them. If anyone has been, I'm just looking for a heads up on whether its worthwhile. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I saw Claudia on Friday, she is not ugly, nor fat. Very Sweet Lady with excellent with great personality, great body, very open minded and willing to accommodate. Will repeat this weekend. Do not believe everything you read, sometimes you got to TOFTT, and I don't know about the weekdays.

[QUOTE=Member#4081;2218853]My consistent go to just lost me. Massage was below avg and I can do self service at home without the protesting. I will wait to hear reports that they have improved before I try again. No tip, walked out.[/QUOTE]I visited Pine a month ago. No disappointments here. PM me for additional dets.

Stopped by here for the first time last week Korean MILF there. Gave a decent massage rubber gloves on the end though will not repeat even though she made for a good conversation.

[QUOTE=Angai;2221495]Stopped by here for the first time last week Korean MILF there. Gave a decent massage rubber gloves on the end though will not repeat even though she made for a good conversation.[/QUOTE]Wow. People are still going to Gunnison? You should post this to the Norridge board to keep the thread going. LOL!

[QUOTE=SouthsideIrish;2220615]Usually I am way on the south side but work has brought me to a new area. I'd like to try a parlor in China town or somewhere around Cermack / Ashland area. Seeing some decent reviews on RM for Unwind Spa but I need a little more then a 40 $ special.

Please and thank you.[/QUOTE]Unwind has a full menu.

[QUOTE=Bebop60;2222092]Unwind has a full menu.[/QUOTE]Depends who you get. Only one I'm aware of there with all options open is Lisa & she's fugly.

The other girls I saw there were all hand only.

[QUOTE=Angai;2221495]Stopped by here for the first time last week Korean MILF there. Gave a decent massage rubber gloves on the end though will not repeat even though she made for a good conversation.[/QUOTE]I use to frequent there on a weekly basis. I never seen rubber gloves there.

Use to is right, now I frequent another place that is 5 minutes away its cleaner and much more pleasantries and way better massage. Message me for details.

Was coming back home to Chicago from Woodstock, so I stopped in at Golden in south Elgin for first time.

Tina opened the door, older but pleasant great rack. Great wash and so so on massage offered FS.

Took the BJ. Great one. 18 for whole thing.

Will I return? . only if I am up in that area.

[QUOTE=IdiotBoy;2222165]Depends who you get. Only one I'm aware of there with all options open is Lisa & she's fugly.

The other girls I saw there were all hand only.[/QUOTE]Unwind used to be a great place, last year the quality was great, this year it has dropped off. Does anybody know what happened to Monica at unwind? She fell off the radar and I can't get anybody to tell me.

There are a few places in the area of Unwind. Have I just been getting spoiled from Pine and Crystal?

Any good independent girls you guys could recommend? Went in for a legit 1 hr massage last week needing just a bit more. Please pm me.

Stopped by one of my old favorites in OakPark. They had a new lady working she was older and not too hot. I asked for Lucy and she said 'Lucy no here I take care of you'.

It was late so decided to give her a try. She insisted on the TS first and it was outstanding. I was at attention from the TS, so when we got to the room she tells me to lay on my back and she goes right to the HE. She cleaned me up, rolled me over and said 'now I massage and you relax' and I fell asleep. Went well over the 30 min.

She was a 4 but the service was a 10 for an AMP.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/grand-open-chinese-massage-oak-park-il-28/20557200[/URL]

[QUOTE=FrankyCando;2222443]I use to frequent there on a weekly basis. I never seen rubber gloves there.

Use to is right, now I frequent another place that is 5 minutes away its cleaner and much more pleasantries and way better massage. Message me for details.[/QUOTE]I didn't mean actual rubber gloves, just a mechanical death grip that mean it seem like it.

Anyone try Nene? I tried calling and it went straight to voicemail. I have had only one thai massage and it was quite nice so was the MT albeit a little thick but pleasant enough to look over that. The massage itself is different from the standard Swedish also, so they always raise my eyebrow now .

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/pretty-nene-is-back-beautiful-thai-princess-ready-to-relax-you-with-asian-delights-23/22101700[/URL]

[QUOTE=Angai;2223633]Anyone try Nene? I tried calling and it went straight to voicemail. I have had only one thai massage and it was quite nice so was the MT albeit a little thick but pleasant enough to look over that. The massage itself is different from the standard Swedish also, so they always raise my eyebrow now .

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/pretty-nene-is-back-beautiful-thai-princess-ready-to-relax-you-with-asian-delights-23/22101700[/URL][/QUOTE]I tried Nene she is attractive but I didn't think her massage was good, someone else on here said it was good but it wasn't to my liking I've had better massages. Her attitude was very pleasant and might go back just because of that. If her rate was lower it might be ok. A handshake is all that is offered nothing more.

[QUOTE=Alexchicago77;2222627]Unwind used to be a great place, last year the quality was great, this year it has dropped off. Does anybody know what happened to Monica at unwind? She fell off the radar and I can't get anybody to tell me.[/QUOTE]I read the post and went to Unwind anyway. I had Mary who had a nice personality, uninspired massage and HE finish. It had been 2 or 3 years since my last visit. Doubt Ill repeat. But it was on my way.

[QUOTE=BabyBoy2013;2223716]I tried Nene she is attractive but I didn't think her massage was good, someone else on here said it was good but it wasn't to my liking I've had better massages. Her attitude was very pleasant and might go back just because of that. If her rate was lower it might be ok. A handshake is all that is offered nothing more.[/QUOTE]How much we talking about here?

Went there yesterday. Has the service been decreasing for anyone that goes here? The last few times they have rushed with only like 50 minutes in and out. They do have a full menu though so will probably still repeat and it is very close to me.

[QUOTE=BottleRocket12;2224159]How much we talking about here?[/QUOTE]120 hh 160 hr.

[QUOTE=BabyBoy2013;2224283]120 hh 160 hr.[/QUOTE]Those are FS rates and she didn't even give a good massage, wow that is unfortunate, I was going to say that sucks but I guess not.

Pine a few months a go same good experience on a walk in which I never do. But rush rush rush, doorbell going and I ran into two other hobbyist.

[QUOTE=Bbbuddy;2225031]Those are FS rates and she didn't even give a good massage, wow that is unfortunate, I was going to say that sucks but I guess not.[/QUOTE]Yea the massage was lame it's too bad because she does have a nice body and friendly attitude. . if she was FS I would definitely give it a shot. Wondering has anyone tried Zen Spa over by Clybourn and Fullerton I stopped by and got a pretty good massage, girls were descent looking but didn't get any signs for extras. If any has any info let me thanks.