Same experience but 2nd time a no go.
[QUOTE=Thraubs;2115945]Popped my AMP cherry at Lucky Dragon. Ended up with Mamasan. She gave an excellent massage and TS with HE included (no tip begging or extra negotiating). I tipped as I left and she promised a young girl next time I came in. Good service, but not sure if I will repeat. Massage was $. 7/ h. I tipped $. 4 for good service.
From my experience in RTFF, it would seem that HE is expected at AMP? Only beyond that would be considered extras?[/QUOTE]I had Mamasan the first time and had same exact experience. The 2nd visit Mamasan wasn't there and two younger, but not attractive, ones gave me an argument about rates in a CL ad (didn't want to honor advertised amount). I left and haven't been back. On Colonial you should visit Lavender Spa and ask for Janay.
The Jag's, dos Centavos. If Admin Will Briefly Indulge Me. LOL
[QUOTE=Admin2;2116403][BLUE]Why is it that [b]EVERY[/b] time some noob shows up with enthusiasm he has to suffer through posts of shut the fuck ups? Yet if they don't start of saying something then they suffer through the posts of "give before you get?"
Yeah Meech is a little like an annoying yap dog, (figure out the multiquote function little brother) but he's trying, he's articulate, and [b]MOST[/b] importantly if you don't like what he writes, just add him to your ignore list, problem fucking solved.
Why is that so hard for some of you guys?
A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]I caught some shit too when I joined the Board in early September, 2013. Guys thought I was OP, MarineMatt, Marine77, this Marine that Marine, everywhere a Marine, Marine , lol. Fucking even one guy thought I was "MarineOne"! (President Obama's personal helicopter, LOL).
Funny thing: I got fucking PM's from ALL of those guys at one time or another encouraging me to keep up the excellent posts. And guess what? I fucking GUARANTEE you that someone out there will try to say that "The Jag" and "Little Fucking Meech" are the same fucking guy!! lol. WTF??
Trust me on that guys. Shit, some brothers still think Jimmy Hoffa is still sitting at that restaurant in Detroit and that there was a "second shooter" on the grassy knoll in Dallas, on November 22, 1963.
I ignored a few guys that tried to call BS on me when I first joined. Admin banned a few of them and put one other on moderation. I have since been "exonerated", if you will and I have made dozens and dozens, even hundreds of great friends here on the Board.
So, little Meech (and what the fucking fuck is a Meech? LOL), welcome again and post your reviews. I have enjoyed reading them. Though, I wish you would add much more detail. At least that way I can be fairly certain that you have truly seen the providers you claim to have seen. Though, I would never call BS on you, or, anyone, because, unless I was there, I have no idea whether or not you, or anyone else is FOS. So, my brother, I believe your reviews. If you post something I question. I will PM you first to discuss it. Still, intimate details are what I really need to absolutely convince me that a hobbyist has seen a provider. Though, well established SM Board members that have "earned" their Board "cred", can get a way with posting a "basic" review without other Board members calling him out for a possible "false report". Few Board members (out of what thousands?) have achieved that status. But they do include, but are not limited to: BL333, LawDog17, Barolo, OS, Montana77, Otwist, WhiskeySours, Quasimodo, Smoked Meat, Webebad,Tonyelianos, TuscanyMan, TheeeGentleman, Electri,SeXXes, Gruglok, Cockalorum, AO, OP (retired Emeritus status, though some guys still think I am OP), Buffguy111, RoccoJeremy, Pinoboy, BrevardNewbie, DW and TexCobb.
But I will warn you, with all due respect: Don't you EVER post a fake review, or, a review that YOU KNOW has MATERIAL misrepresentations contained therein. Because, if you do, the Board will see it and call you out on it and YOU will never be trusted again. Never.
Good luck brother Meech and post away!
JaguarXF.
Definitely in the mood for some pancakes at Ihop
First off I'd like to thank everyone here for all of the info (jag, lawdog, why'all are great!) What you've provided has helped me tremendously. With that being Said I'd like to ask if why'all think there is any chance of fun with the famous Heidi at IHOP? I have RTFF and do understand YMMV but as long as I don't come off as a pushy idiot or too textbook making her think I'm LE do you think I have a chance as a rookie? Thanks in advance and hopefully I've avoided a good ass chewin LOL.
Also, is there anywhere one could find a pic of Heidi? Thanks again.
AverageJoe.
Review: Maria at M. Be. S.
First visit ever (after so many years of mongering) to M. Be. S. And only because of the Jag review of Maria. Appears to be a clean establishment with a private parking area in what is not such a quality neighborhood. I felt comfortable there. Maria is a sultry looking Latina with a pretty face and sweet personality. Body is classic big booty Latina (big, not huge) and small to average size tata's. NOT a Latina oozing sensuality like Jackie but pretty good. Now the reason I stopped going to the AMPs (be they asian or non asian) is because after the door fee and the tip, the price is always over my budget of one Benjamin F. Really now, the going rate from independent body rub gals is one Ben F. But they get to keep it ALL, no house share. Its the house share that screws up the equation of value. Sometimes the house has a great TS that makes the VALUE acceptable but not here. Massage itself was lame but that is usually the rule at AMP's, after all, these ladies have not gone to school to become licensed massage therapists. The flip and finish was where she showed some skills but nothing to write home about (me:"its OK to grab my cigar tighter now, and go harder and faster with that motion" HE was a good change from the "mechanical" Asian AMP ladies. Does take direction well, LOL. Repeat? Maybe, maybe not.
Hey Barolo, Remember This Gal With All of Those Crazy Exclamation Points in Her Ads?
I texted her several times last week and suggested that she eliminate all of her "dispositive" exclamation points from her BP ads. I got sick and tired of reading her ads over the past few years. I felt like I was driving through "Area 51". LOL.
Well, guess what brother? It looks like she took The Jag's advice. LOL.
The exclamation points are all gone. I basically told her that people are going to think that she is a control freak with possible "anger" issues and that the exclamation points could be hurting her business revenue. I have seen and reviewed her before.
Gentlemen, Kimberly is strictly PROFESSIONAL! LOL. No, seriously, gentlemen, Kimberly gives an excellent massage, period. No BS, no extras, no fuss, no muss, no fucking nothing.
Will repeat for a professional massage only.
JaguarXF.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/mobile-massage-american-female-therapist/6539101[/URL]
Beth! Sorry I put my review in the wrong area!
Beth was ok! The massage was not great, very light touch and HJ was given. She kind average woman, cubby and little flabby, but pleasant, nice and kind. Clean house, clean room upstairs.
I will not repeat. "Jag" is right about her, but just not might cup of tea. She does not look like her picture, either she had a bad hair and face day or she is much younger in that picture but what do I know!
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...bybeth/9830217[/URL]
Sorry I put my review in the wrong area!
2 photos
Another Missy! I put on the wrong area and County,
Missy is very cool and laid back with me. You have to text her because she does not respond to calls until she confirms the meet. She is a former massage therapist, but does body rubs, she does know how give a good massage and really she did. 1 hour went on 2 hours and she did not even care. What the hell! She does where a lot make up, but she is attractive. She 30 years old. Very skinny girl!
I would definately repeat, for the rub was 2. Plus 1. For the tip and I got the whole enchilada and left very happy. Yes, kind high, but in this dream it went on for 2 hours. At one point I thought I heard her say "did you cum!" I said "no!" She said "what did you say?" "No, I did not cum yet," I reiterated to her. "Well, I just did, come on, harder, f at 3 K it feel so good" This girl was into it! Well, for me in this dream I had, it seemed she enjoyed her time with me immensely. My goodness, I dreamed she was straddling me and she began to convulse and held and squeezed me as hard as she can. Before she left, she asked me, "please call me I had so much fun, but don't always do this, I just do body rubs, okay! And that's it, but if want to do this again, I will do the same thing for you. Your so cute! Why are you doing this again?" Then she kisses me on the lips and gives me deep hug and says good bye.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-missy/6933125[/URL]
[URL]https://sites.google.com/site/melissasmobilemassagefla/[/URL]
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ght-28/9497530[/URL]
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ght-28/9512968[/URL]
Have you seen her BangBros videos?
Missy is very cool and laid back with me. You have to text her because she does not respond to calls until she confirms the meet. She is a former massage therapist, but does body rubs, she does know how give a good massage and really she did. 1 hour went on 2 hours and she did not even care. What the hell! She does where a lot make up, but she is attractive. She 30 years old. Very skinny girl!
I would definately repeat, for the rub was 2. Plus 1. For the tip and I got the whole enchilada and left very happy. Yes, kind high, but in this dream it went on for 2 hours. At one point I thought I heard her say "did you cum!" I said "no!" She said "what did you say?" "No, I did not cum yet," I reiterated to her. "Well, I just did, come on, harder, f at 3 K it feel so good" This girl was into it! Well, for me in this dream I had, it seemed she enjoyed her time with me immensely. My goodness, I dreamed she was straddling me and she began to convulse and held and squeezed me as hard as she can. Before she left, she asked me, "please call me I had so much fun, but don't always do this, I just do body rubs, okay! And that's it, but if want to do this again, I will do the same thing for you. Your so cute! Why are you doing this again?" Then she kisses me on the lips and gives me deep hug and says good bye.
She has a wild side.
LD.
MBS and IHOP Brother Smitty
[QUOTE=Smitty247;2117834]Hey guys I am a visitor, what are mbs and ihop?[/QUOTE]MBS is on Colonial Drive, just west of Semoran BLVD about 1/4 mile down on the right. Drive slower just after you pass Semoran (but not too slow like a fucking lost tourist, lol) and look for the black and white MBS sign on the right, otherwise you will pass right by it. The driveway comes up on you rather quickly so, again, drive slower so you have time to turn in. Unfortunately, "Ooooooh Jag, I 'm going to squirt on your throbbing cock, "Cheyanne" left there and took most of the girls with her when she started her own "spa", three weeks ago. Cheyanne's new spa is called "Sweet Elite". But, The Jag calls it: "MBS South". LOL.
IHOP is on the right side of the street, southbound off of 1792, just past Fairview Ave. It's in the back of the parking lot. Don't go to the AMP place next door, or, Julie will get PISSED! Lolol.
These links should help.
Good luck, brother Smitty.
JaguarXF.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10452010&image=10451998[/URL]
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/are-you-in-need-of-a-good-firm-caring-massage-tired-of-getting-tickled/4976868[/URL]
Come On Brother Brants. You're an SM, My Man. You Know The Drill. Step it Up Big Man.
[QUOTE=Brants730;2117959]Any recommendations, non-AMP, for a GOOD (actual) massage with maybe a few extras? Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]No one should have to tell you what to do, my esteemed colleague. The Intel you seek is all over the Board. You are not wanting us to do your "leg work" for you, are you? LOL.
Nevertheless, PM me if you have anyone specifically in mind. I will do what I can to assist you. I know Barolo and LawDog17 (and other heavy hitters) can assist you as well.
JaguarXF.
