Streetwalker Reports

First of all forget most of what you think you know from online mongering. I gave up on online hoes years ago & never looked back. Somewhere I read comparing the difference between the two is similar to basic training & a full blown firefight. In the wild keep that in mind.

Read back deep in the forum & familiarize yourself with the avenue & what & who to avoid, the vernacular for various locations. Observational only recons are going to be helpful.

Do read Rammers reports for his no nonsense low budget tactical car date reports.

Like Rammer said a select few others do throw up some good intel yet ignore the post count leader of this forum endless recycled dribble posted from his Mom's basement.

Read mine to enrich your vocabulary (BTW thesaurus made me laugh Rammer) but also for another yet pragmatic though somewhat romanticized viewpoint that achieves the same results.

Do share your recon reports with your observations, failures & victories.

To paraphrase Rammer & myself, don't be worried if you go home only to PornHub it. It happens more often than not.

A penchant or tolerance for sometimes soul crushing boredom or self-flagellation help as well.

It really is just like fishing.

Invited for dinner at my fishing buddy's. His wife had made spaghetti with her Nonna's marinara sauce based on the overflow of tomatoes from both our gardens. Headed home around 9:00 with my share of the smoked Coho I'd dropped off earlier but more importantly a few mason jars of that savory marinara sauce. His wife barely contained her happiness we'd decided on slowing down the fishing until we hear of some Tillamook Bay or Fall Columbia reports.

At home vacuum packed the salmon & put in freezer along with sauce. With work Thursday, I wasn't planning more than that yet my sometimes obstinate copilot had still not exited trucks open door. Now this isn't a rare occurrence at times in the warmer weather yet tonight I wanted to finally close the damn back door & lock the truck for the evening. I tried to wait her out but sometimes her patience is greater than mine. SMDHS.

Capitulating to my obstinate companion, after brushing my teeth & grabbing some seltzer & headed out JCB>82nd>Grotto+- between 9:45 11:15 on this breezy night. First night without AC on & copilot was ears flopping in the breeze for quite a while. I wasn't all that inspired about the weather though the promised showers never came...

Sarah #1.5 was slinking around North of Division. Not too late to force an opposable thumbs override on copilot & turn around were my only thoughts...

Walgreen Hedges/Couch had a unicorn in the form of younger modest ASW looking coquettishly at all. Dressed simply in black yoga pants & tight pink top above sandals with her hair in a bun. Along with a slight belly those B cups were seriously signaling that she was chilly. With some surprising low key yellow fever & thinking this from her goofy body language it possibly was the MIA "Milliner" sans her signature apparel looped around to her getting scooped upstream Couch. Saw her later getting dropped off & Tibbetts then heading into one of those motels across the street.

Sunny had a few of various flavors & sizes lurking in the dark. Didn't look...didn't care...yawns...

Just North of 84 saw what I took for granted was the perfume bombing BSW duo heading Southward. Later proved wrong when saw them in the car lot lights near Stark. One more Mutt & Jeff pair with the largest one channeling Bozo the Clown & Harley Quinn simultaneously. That exposed ass made the Velveeta assed one look like fucking nothing. Additionally her partner was nowhere near cute as the the perky boobs one running with Velveeta...

Siskiyou had a younger BSW in multi colored shorts & open dark sweater of jacket. Seen her around before.

Baggers had late twenties +- BSW in orange onesie & heels. She was adequate but minus any real jungle drums soundtrack.

The glasses wearing PAWG who recently flashed me near Powell Monday had migrated into area tonight still in that same black dress ensemble.

La Parilla side had WSW blonde "belle of the blade" in white pants & sweater. Later she reappeared in jeans skirt.

Sharing the corner with above was another BSW that I didn't get the best look except she was in those BMI parameters that some seek...

Got some laughs as the wacky strip mall mamasan was on 8' stepladder adjacent her cones & working hard to keep that "welcome" banner from blowing over in increasing breeze. She failed miserably as it all collapsed. For minute or three I was seriously anticipating some inadvertent "Charlie don't surf" windsurfing asphalt face planting to follow.

WSW "Horseface" caked on the makeup on & was enjoying a McFlurrie very much. One of the few times I can recall where a girl sucking on straw did nothing for my fuck parts...

As I passed Fremont light the jet black haired WSW seen several times recently was looking good in those same black over the knee boots below tight & white shorts & hoodie type jacket. Motioning to me to meet her up Fremont, I got all sorts of fucked up in getting back that direction as several rotating McFlurriers were clogging up Murder Street window talking to the "black & white duo" from earlier report. By the time I got past that cluster of chucklehead fuckery, she was window talking at Shell station lot & soon jumped in. It happens yet still an exasperated sigh from my nether region.

Instead of going Upper Sandy direction parked near the Grotto to review my experimenting with some mobile video in the hot zones to nothing usable. At times, I feel I'm fucking Fred Flintstone in a George Jetson world...

Headed South again on 82nd to nothing new except a fine & absolutely perfect BMI appropriate BSW in lime green latex dress & heels was showing some fine form just South of crab place.

At Hong Phat & Ash were a couple...

Caught up to a 30's + WSW brunette in jeans & colorful tank top at Ash. Nice shape with smaller boobs & tats galore. Considering her she wasn't aware her appeal was on the lower end & was bitchy as fuck all. I dismissed her without a word. Though she did direct me her friends way at Hong Phat lot...

Friend was certainly better. A nice MILF sort blonde WSW in jeans, pink tank top presenting a nice rack above heels. Less worn out than her friend I circled back on 81st to see said friend palpably just finishing a pee break. I almost pulled into store lot until I spotted PPD SUV pulling up & waiting for her. Aborting I turned onto Burnside heading North...

Soon picked up PPD SUV right behind all the way to Fremont. The same one or just circumstance, can't really say. Between Burnside to Fremont was thick with SW & it took all my willpower to look straight ahead & stick to 30 MPH, also thanking myself for re-upping registration early for once. I broke it off at Fremont 76, threw ten bucks in my half full tank & bullshitted a few minutes with the friendly woman attendant who petted the copilot (and gave her a milk bone). Alright then, at least someone in the truck has scored. Maybe it's time for the other dog to call it for the night...

At Fremont light again saw the black knee boot raven haired WSW I'm missed earlier waiting to cross across street. She saw me & shook her head as she headed North. Was wondering what the king hell when I saw more PPD practicing their "weaponized kindness" tactics. As I've seen before not stopping or bothering them except for their presence. One up Fremont some in jackshack. One mid-block across from La Parilla mall & one by Siskiyou Burrito place. One parked at Multnomah tire place. Something at Utopia had also warranted three or four lit up PPD SUV for some reason in side street & lot. Walkers were moving away from the DMZ zones as best they could.

Since this was the third time I'd witnessed this sort of new harassment was deliberating about what it could mean besides just thinking "Alexa play whack a hoe sounds tonight".

As we passed Foster almost missed the dew rag wearing blonde in dark athletic pants & yellow top under a grey hoodie. Looped around & waited on Ellis as I was sure she was ordering some tasty trans-fat takeout. Sure enough she came out in a few & as she passed by us did a double take then smiled as she came over to passenger window. She "knew the time was right" before she hopped in. Introductions were made & said her name was "Claire". Understated overall look but still attractive with b cups & a sexy mouth. As she tried to keep the copilot from getting too close to her takeout, I ran a hand up her leg & then down pants to find some furry quim. She gave me an odd look that I took as "ok that was fast" but I didn't stop until my driveway required both my hand to get in to...

As we piled out & went in did do a discreet smell test that was fine & musky normal. After she ate & some cabernet got down to business at hand without any concrete donation set. Not the most photo or video friendly & requested no face shots & refused to suck dick while I used up my dwindling battery. I was encouraged by her unprompted ass up spread shots though denied that back entrance. First round was some attention to those perky nipples then sloppy DATY that was enjoyable for all followed by BBBJ that was semi inspired but she took direction well. Followed by me banging one out in MISH until I filled the bag with my two day backup. Killed the bottle of cabernet & back to some kissing, some sixty nine DATY & BBBJ until she just hopped on reverse cowgirl & encouraged me raw dogging that hole. Dropped the remainder of my dead swimmers deep in that grippy quim & she agreed to last photo if she could rummage through my fridge for leftovers LOL.

Yeah, the feet were dirty but I wasn't fucking her feet.

Dropped her off near Eastport tent town just before one 85.00 richer with the promise of more for a chance to fill up that cute rear end. We'll see...

Besides the PPD SUV actions mentioned, spare PPD out otherwise though I did see the black undercover SUV out around Division.

Recon Soundtrack: Miles Davis "The Complete Jack Johnson Sessions" disc 3. Followed by Pink Floyd "Animals". Can't remember & sure if this recently remastered version has the angst of the original release I never replaced on CD, still nice to hear it again.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfIWxEA8EjA[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8zP8UJHtXE[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

[QUOTE=RammerRammer;6135468]
Never go to their spot and never pay more than 100 $ for 1/2 & 1/2.
[/QUOTE]Any recommended places to go if you don't have a place near the area?

I don't do it, but I guess their Incall might be ok. Kyle or Tyrone might be there waiting on you though.

For CDs- If they have a spot, don't go there. Find your own fence line'd, dark spot.

Quite a few girls out. One at the old Hawkers Locker. Skinny black girl with pink shorts on. At the les schwabe down the hill on 82 was a girl talking at the window. Looped around to check if she got a date. Looked younger and nice. But as it was dark. It can be miss leading. Further down the road. At the corner of McD were two other girls One looked hard Latina skinny with a black out fit on showing lots of skin. Other was a skinny BSW further at the gas station was another night gown wearing BSW with some extra warmth packed on for winter. She looked like she was headed to work.

Earlier in the day was a heavier. But not too bad girl on sandy in the light. Nice big titties. These girls can give a mean blow job. Quite a few girls out. I am generally a one pass guy. Make a view and book it. I am very selective in my age group now. Nothing worth risking for.

Have a great day. Love this weather Not cold or hot. Hooker heaven as we call it.

Off to San D and maybe TJ if time allows.

Then the vegas girls scene finally after all the Scamdemic stuff is done.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;6136270]she agreed to last photo if she could rummage through my fridge for leftovers [/QUOTE]I hope she walked away with a smoked coho fillet and a jar of homemade marinara!

She nibbled at Coho but mainly went for the leftover barbecue with some hummus & spinach salad.

But Nonna's marinara sauce....never.

I'd die on that hill before giving up any of those five quarts.

Well, maybe one quart if she'd give up that cute backdoor.

With her working too much last two weeks & except for odd pre-bedtime phone chats, Dania has been hard to connect our fuck parts physically as of late. Around 5:00 got a text from her "hey there. The goddess is hungry "with some emojis, followed by "sleepover with some dinner & movie". Agreeing to pick her up at 7:00 & she said she'd call in order around 6:15.

After a shower & sheets change at my end, the copilot & I ventured forth JCB>82nd>Sandy>JCB+ between 6:00>6:45+.

First seen was an amazon long haired & legged for days brunette WSW near Hermiston's favorite four wheeler store. In shorts above modest heels, a rambunctious set of chumba wambas that were softly calling "Zavi" along with serviceable overall face. Looped around to her walking in Clinton aimed at waiting car. Never seen wonder woman before...

Hong Phat had the cottage cheese from head to ankle homely WSW seen recently in black shorts outfit. Later seen near Glisan arts center as I passed. Even that blurred capture is horrific...

Sunny had the meh fake redhead BSW in green fluorescent shorts. Joining her was the busty red haired LSW in tan onesie showing off some ass check & her chest. A hearty yeech at the former...

States had WSW "Horseface" in black & white dress showing off her freshly blonde tipped hair. Whatever...

Fremont Shell had a tasty & tall redheaded BSW in half see through mini & sparkly 6" heels. Stared me down as she lavishly licked her red lips at me. Now that's the fucking way to attract my WASP attention...

Madison had the black knee boot raven haired WSW was out sans her usual hoodie. More dark brunette I realized & I'm still not sure whether the face lives up to that perfect posterior. In a knee length pink & grey skirt with hip cutouts hinting at a lack of underwear. Weird furry sleeveless vest jacket that made me laugh. Tried for a face shot further down 82nd but got fucked up by some blatant monger on Failing later.

A sturdy blonde WSW duo heading North just before the Knolls. Overall not my type still not too bad but obvious as all get out with their synchronized waving...

Knolls entrance had a fine younger just trim WSW brunette in modest heels & short summery dress window talking & blocking driveway. She must have done an outside check as she leaned half in car exposing her black thong. Then hopped in.

Trying to get a better look at the black booted one with the nice ass, I semi ignored the WSW brunette in mask & black coat with matching boots crossing & heading up Sandy hill.

I turned left at Sandy to come up 71st to head down Failing. At 71st some driving with his dick chucklefuck came scorching down 71st not only nearly hitting me but coming a red c**t hair width of sideswiping some black older civilian at intersection. As I came up behind him, chucklefuck just lingered at 82nd. I gave him a few polite horn reminders to nothing. He had chances to turn & just as I was about to really lean on the horn, the black coat & boots masked WSW started window talking with him. This fucking conversation went on for a few long minutes until she danced around front to hop in. How fucking long does it take to fucking say "want a ride?

Oh yeah you dumbfuck...

I wasn't the only with film running, one of the neighbors also brought out her phone & was documenting your stupid stunt with the woman you nearly ran over at her side. Unlike me, I'd imagine not to post on a hooker forum with your vehicle cropped out. No wonder the PPD patrols have ramped up. A rule some seem to forget. Don't rile up the neighbors living in the zone.

Is it that difficult to remember Rammer's sage "no eyes" mantra. Thanks to your & others behavior it's no fucking wonder we can't have nice things...

To add further insult missed my chance for a black boot WSW face shot. Sigh...

Gave up & headed Sandy lower for takeout Dan had called in.

While Southward bound...

WSW "belle of the blade" had appeared at La Parilla.

Couch had a new to me long dark haired younger LSW in red mini-dress & matching heels. Very good optics minus the obvious shaved head "papi chulo" pulling her puppet strings behind Hedges...

Picked Dan up at 7:15 looking bohemian hipster fuckable slutty in black yoga pants & roomy sweater above sandals. Close to having a car date right where she works parking lot before we disengaged our tongues & horny hands to head to her place to pick up her overnight bag.

Strawberry margaritas with takeout + a movie occurred after our first go round. LOL. Capped the night off with some protracted pounding of that self-proclaimed tight & right "goddess" ass. LOL. Dropped her off at work around 9:45. No hints for donation so packed up remainder of the Chinese takeout & some seltzer for her lunch break.

Don't recall if I saw any PPD SUV when out.

Recon Soundtrack: Art Blakey & The Jazz Messengers "At The Cafe Bohemia" volume 1.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g6G-JJ0mmo[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

It seems that there's a lot of new talent on the North end of the blade. I watched and it all appears to be coming out of the HoJos near Sandy. Instead, I met Michelle at the Hotel named after a tree. Have an appointment with her this week, I'll keep you guys posted.

Are there any street walkers in the downtown area?

[QUOTE=OakRaiders89;6140314]Are there any street walkers in the downtown area?[/QUOTE]Not any more...

You might snag some diversifying homeless.

Coming back from a 1000 acres hike with a beat copilot. With a Sunday evening to myself for the first time in a while was looking forward to the evening.

Did a quick recon 205>Sandy>82nd>JCB on the way home @ 6:30.

Sandy hill had the first...

Thick busty BSW in tan booty cheek shorts & heels working her way uphill slowly. Somewhat BMI appropriate, still a meh...

Just past Knolls entrance was a sturdy WSW bleached blond in weird neck to ankle black & white puffy pantsuit. Reminded me of the snowsuit one of my sisters had as a child. Chuckles...

Small young spinner BSW or mixed at Murder Street in sneakers & shorts. I think she was holding a glow stick to go with her lighted sneakers...

Klickatat both sides was deserted...

As I passed La Parrilla mid-block saw a shoeless 30's (?) brunette nonchalantly walking naked Southward while holding her pants & top. A slightly sagging yet still impressive rack & some bush was happening. Either I got way more fucking sun than I realized or she really was naked...

Checking for the possibility of sunstroke on my end, I had to loop around & get some photo evidence. She'd thrown her oversized top half on one shoulder but still sans her pants. Even worse she gave me a crooked Manson girl stare along with creepy smile as I passed. I wouldn't call her washed up yet the shower is definitely lukewarm...

Those darn criddlers...

At Siskiyou the glasses wearing PAWG brunette documented in earlier reports was in same split side black skirt & black top with gold accent thingamajigs.

Another younger spinner BSW sporting some dreads just South of Car Culture in pink dress above sandals. She scowled at me as she saw me looking. Yeah...that's the way to draw me in.

Sarah #1.5 was smiling wildly while snaking her way South near Glisan looking like her dosages were just exactly perfect. Talk about a Manson girl smile...

One of the usual Flavel Fuglies completed my Sunday tour...

A PPD SUV or two in the South none seen North.

Recon Soundtrack: Pharaoh Sanders "Taudid" followed by "Karma". RIP.

Saw him live four or five times & even chatted with him once. He was a fierce force & one of the greatest in the jazz world. He had a long life, yet I am extremely saddened he is no longer in this world...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWBVlfcPXho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg8THnrKQW4

Safe recons & life.

Question, is early mornings (7 am and later) a good time for this? I see most of you guys doing late night recon.

Yes they are out at that time. Just a little earlier is better, 4 am to 8 am.

Just caught another diversified tent dweller on Powell. Took her to one of my rentals for cleanup. I find between 8 am and Noon are good for catching the get well crew and the I just checked out of my Incall, have to get another Incall crew.

She can and will catch it. She just doesn't know it yet.