Looking Up Credentials on a Provider Info
Just for FYI:
You can go to the state website for registation of massage therapists.
Look up licenses by either #, name or town. You can get the whole list for say Quincy or Watertown. Or If you know you masseuse' s name you can enter it.
If anyone is doing any intel work.
Figure if there are any licensed gals working out there they may be working under an alias.
Fu Shen - Tuesday "Special"
It has been a while since I took a trip to Somerville, and since it is Tuesday, I decided to call Fu Shen to see if they still have their special (.5 for 1 hour). I should say that a couple of you told me via PM that Susan was great on Tuesdays, and I had never tried her. Also, heard that Lavender (also in Somerville) was decent, but I couldn't pass up the "discounted" massage.
I've been to Fu Shen about a dozen times, and whether it was a Tues or not, I've always been very happy with the medium-hard massage.
I called and told them I'd be there in 10 minutes, and drew a provider named Sophia. Rats, no Susan (I think my other choice was a guy -they do offer male massuesses for legit massages).
Sophia is mid-30's, kinda tall, but more or less average in most respects. OK face, nice long hair, and, well, wearing a lab-coat type thingy so no idea about the body, except that she is definitely not fat.
I lay down undraped, and we introduced ourselves... turns out her English is pretty limited, but she was able to ask me how I wanted the pressure. I wanted hard, but got medium. Frankly, i've been so tired, that I was in la-la land rather quickly, and the massage was very thorough, but I'll have to say not up to their previous standards. It did not really work the muscles at all, but it covered all the areas.
She used minimal oil, and covered back, neck, arms, and legs nicely. I will say on a positive note that her attention to my hands and feet was nice, since most providers do a perfunctory job there. But overall, the massage was just adequate, and my relaxation level probably had as much to do with how tired I am as with her skills.
Next, she wiped me down with a nice hot towel, and proceeded to do the shortest "tease" in the history of AMPs - after brushing my crack once or twice, she said to turn over. On the flip, she rubbed my belly, thighs, legs, and sides for about 30 seconds, then brushed the boys - there's the 2nd shortest tease in history...
She leaned over and whispered/motioned whether I wanted her to do "there" - of course I did. Here's where the "discount" is a farce... she said .8 - I think she knew I'd so 'no' to that, so instantly she said .6 - I was used to paying .5 or .6 previously since I knew that on Special Tuesdays the girls don't really get much of the fee... so I agreed to .6 but now wish I had tried for less.
She immediately went to work, and it was straight to the races, one-handed pumping action, with the other hand roaming my thighs and berries.
No build-up, no real sensuality, just a sprint to the finish.
Just an aside: I don't know if any of you remember LuLu or CoCo from the same place, but they did it exactly the opposite: gave a really good massage, but then they truly took pride in bringing you to the edge once or twice before the release. They may have been older and weren't much to look at, but they were just like Jessica at WW - you always left very happy, promising to return...
Sophia was more or less a machine (keep in mind the lab coat), and although I was able to finish, I was *almost* turned off to the point of not finishing.
Also, I could have used about 15-20 more seconds of "milking" to truly satisfy that part of things, but she got another hot towel and cleaned me off, again not totally. And here's the kicker: as I'm lying there post-pop, still kinda incapacitated from all the blood going tio one place, she said "all set"... no head/face massage, no decompression, nothing. We're done.
As I sat up (a little dazed), she thought about something, then spit out "w-w-water?" - so I said yes, just so I could have a sec to put on my underwear and come back to earth. When she came back, as I was dressing, I asked her how long she'd been there (trying to find out if she replaced Susan or not), but only was able to learn that she just came a couple days ago.
So, as a recap:
House fee: .5
pre-HE negotiated tip: .6
Total $.1
Girl: face: 6-7/10 body: n/a attitude: 6-7/10 English: 2/10 massage: 7/10 HE: 4/10 (being generous cuz it didn't hurt and I actually did finish)
Suggestion: for the same $.1 go to WW or Jasmine, or even try Lavander in the same area (i think there's been one review here). Or, try to make sure that Susan is your provider at Fu Shen, not Sophia. Then again, if you aren't as picky as me and can negotiate down to .4 for the tip, you may be perfectly happy with an average massage and pop for .9 on a tuesday???
Good luck and stay safe!
JP