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[QUOTE=JohnnyJoe112;4254349]I have to say folks, the pickins are few and the few that are left arent worth double digits and honsetly I can't see how any of you are paying that much. These women don't answer their phones, they are bitchy, most of them, they are God awful ugly, on drugs, dumb as rocks, not sexy in the least and quite frankly make me weazy, that includes these ripoff Asian massage parlors that lie through their teeth.

Saving my money and going to Europe where these women can't even hold a candle to.[/QUOTE]Awesome first post dude!

By the way, if you've got the dough, Orlando has some of the most gorgeous providers in Florida (Besides Miami and Palm Beach). We are talking $1 k+ an hour if you can keep up. But if you want to save for that You're-up trip anyhow, I recommend you head to Prague (most beautiful for the price), Zurich (high price and high standards), And Amsterdam (Everything goes). Stay away from Rome and Paris, too many fucking tourist, and there aren't any better than here. Madrid and Barcelona have excellent providers, as does Benidorm. But for the best of them all, you must go to Dubai and Abu Dhabi, they sure have the best top notch providers, par none! (Break up your piggy bank, though).

[QUOTE=JohnnyJoe112;4254349]I have to say folks, the pickins are few and the few that are left arent worth double digits and honsetly I can't see how any of you are paying that much. These women don't answer their phones, they are bitchy, most of them, they are God awful ugly, on drugs, dumb as rocks, not sexy in the least and quite frankly make me weazy, that includes these ripoff Asian massage parlors that lie through their teeth.

Saving my money and going to Europe where these women can't even hold a candle to.[/QUOTE]There are lots of options outside the US where arrangements between consenting adults are tolerated. I have been living in Costa Rica for two years now. The flight from MCO is short (2. 5 to 3 hours) and relatively cheap ($350 on JetBlue or Sprint). Before moving here FT, I could fly down Friday morning and arrive in San Jose before noon. Returning, there is an afternoon flight on Mondays that gives you time for a morning nut. It gets into Orlando around midnight. That is a solid two and a half days of pussy.

In CR, there are multiple venues including full service massage parlors (about $50 an hour including tip), independent bars ($60 to $100 an hour), and FS strip clubs (avoid these). You can get laid here 24 x7. Most of the action is in San Jose, but the beach town of Jaco provides some model quality girls at around $150 to $200 an hour.

Yes, there are lots of other places to go including the Dominican Republic, Colombia, Brazil, Argentina, Tijuana (esp. Hong Kong Gentleman's Club). But for those of you in Central Florida who have the freedom to travel, Costa Rica is a quick, safe, budget friendly option. I did about 30 - 40 trips before retiring and moving here. I did not learn Spanish before then.

While I was working and living in the US, I saw my share of girls there. I could not travel every weekend. I found this site VERY useful and still scan it when I can.

Living in CR, I rarely pay more than $80 for a 3 hour session in my apartment. My first year here, I sampled over 80 different women. Now I have about 10 regulars but still entertain at least one new girl a week. You will not get this as a tourist.

To summarize, save some money, take a vacation to a land where pussy is soft and juicy instead of forbidden. It will change your perspective and make you a better monger in the US. Please, just don't be another Ugly American. [URL]https://nypost.com/2019/04/19/creepy-tourist-who-made-flight-attendant-wipe-his-butt-dies-on-vacation/amp/[/URL].

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[QUOTE=DicComa;4253705]I've been staring at her ad for weeks. Thanks to Tarpo63 , his review pushed me over the edge. Gave her a quick shout and ran over for a H but it turned into a hh. Very passionate woman, eager to please and down to earth. Nice clean incall just south of Target off of Courtney in Merrit Isl. I'm sure I'll repeat, need to explore more of her many possibilities.

[URL]http://space-coast.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/exotic-beauty-ready-to-naughty/514094382579[/URL][/QUOTE]Thank you baby I'm glad I could please you and make you happy, next time I will make it up to you about the hour.

Hopefully see you soon.

Went and saw Tiffany (Latina Flame) a few days ago. She is indeed in Merritt Island over by the bowling ally. Not the nicest part and there will be eyes on you, especially if you're a white dude. Nothing bad happened though; got in she still looks good, put on a little weight and baby damage is showing a bit more but she is actually being productive outside the hobby (or so she says). If so that's great. I came to pound and pound I did, started off with a BBBJ which was really good lots of tongue action, some LFK, got in her, still TIGHT and pounded her MISH and COW until I nutted. Out the door and GTFOOT all for a solid $.

Later that night I got a text from this one:[URL]https://escortindex.com/ad/spacecoast/760-401-4194/1/144780[/URL].

Who was staying in cocoa beach, I tried some weeks ago to find out WTF was going on with this and quoted me an outrageous price. Then tried to turn around and say that it was for two girls. Nah playa. Well she texts me at 11 PM asking if I wanted to smash, I was like not at the price you want, countered with $ for QV and I said alright lets see what you got. Went to CB at a familiar safe no bullshit motel, walked up, door opens up to this 9/10 blonde chickPics pretty accurate. No signs of candy usage, body perfect, OK I said, this may work. Walk in, lift up her dress and start playing with her. The Kitty was beautiful, the ass was pornstar level. The service SUCKED! CBJ, when I started fucking her tight kitty (and it was tight!) kept asking if I was going to chun butter. Nice girl but if I'm going to pound you STOP ASKING IF I'm going to NUT. I'll nut when I'm fucking damn well ready! She didn't have an ad when she reached out and I haven't seen one since. If you can get the $ rate just hit it and quit it. Other than that if you seek her out I wouldn't expect much.

Hey two pussies in one day made my Jr. Happy. Now what's up with Tee is she legit? Cause I'd love some Chocolate right about now!

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I travel to the central Florida coast from Jacksonville on a very regular basis and have attempted to contact Sexy Sara in Titusville maybe 6 times. All attempts have been almost exactly the same, that is, I send a text "Are you available tonight?" Within 15 seconds I receive an automated reply, "I'm not available at the moment. Yada, yada, yada. Leave a message. Yada, yada, yada. " Then, one, two, three hours or more later I receive another text from her that states simply, "Hi, SS" with SS surrounded by emojis. I then reply again with, "Are you available tonight?" and then 15 minutes or so later, "Hello?" But there's nothing but silence from her. What is the secret to contacting her? I know from previous reports that she's real so that's not the issue.

I'd appreciate any input that anyone might have, PMs are fine.

Thanks in advance. As always, a link and photos are attached. [URL]http://space-coast.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/let-me-be-your-favoite-candy/729927489176[/URL].

Shaggy.

Quick update on Miss Taylor.

Still running around avoiding her situation with Brevard Counties Finest.

Is attempting to get onto STG, Code Name Barbie, but having difficulty getting Ad posted as of this morning.

Current digits, as of this morning anyways, 321-XXX-2797, and still as of this morning has that "No Incall" situation.

All the intel I have to share.

Good luck.

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Gentleman, had issues contacting Taylor. Tried the 321-298-xxxx. All to no avail. Anyhow, heading up to cocoa tomorrow if anyone's got Taylor's digits I have an allowance for her. PM please.

BTW, interesting conversations back and forth about poor quality, high prices, lack of communication skills. , the list goes on. Should there be a set of standards that everyone can agree to? In order to cull out week providers. Just a thought, can't help thinking the millennials just aren't into service oriented occupations. Correct me if I'm wrong.

I think of lot of the poor commutation issues here are because most of the providers are on some kind of candy. Making the very unpredictable. Most of thsee girls can be had pretty cheap, $ or usually less for 30 minutes. They don't care about us, getting getting through the session to get enough dough for more candy.

The last 3 or 4 years of mongering down here I think I've might of met one girl who didn't use anything. Not that I could prove either way with her. All others had visible habits. But it's cheap visit and that's why so many of us deal with the issues.

[QUOTE=ShaggyJax;4255605]I travel to the central Florida coast from Jacksonville on a very regular basis and have attempted to contact Sexy Sara in Titusville maybe 6 times. All attempts have been almost exactly the same, that is, I send a text "Are you available tonight?" Within 15 seconds I receive an automated reply, "I'm not available at the moment. Yada, yada, yada. Leave a message. Yada, yada, yada. " Then, one, two, three hours or more later I receive another text from her that states simply, "Hi, SS" with SS surrounded by emojis. I then reply again with, "Are you available tonight?" and then 15 minutes or so later, "Hello?" But there's nothing but silence from her. What is the secret to contacting her? I know from previous reports that she's real so that's not the issue.

I'd appreciate any input that anyone might have, PMs are fine.

Thanks in advance. As always, a link and photos are attached. [URL]http://space-coast.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/let-me-be-your-favoite-candy/729927489176[/URL].

Shaggy.[/QUOTE]Happy to report that Sara is as real as they get. Super sweet very sexy and very fun. Be nice she will take good care of you.