Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[URL]https://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/hws/d/phoenix-private-yoga-lessons/7805365504.html[/URL]

Namaste Yogis! 🧘.

My name is Armanda and I have been a certified yoga instructor for over 13 years. I love to teach BEGINNERS, experienced yogis and everything in between.

Experience a private one on one yoga lesson tailored to YOUR individual NEEDS all in the privacy of your own home or mine🏠.

Private lesson will include breath work, de-stressing, flexibility gains, toning muscles, better posture, healing music, head / neck / shoulder massage with essential oils all under candle light. You will feel rejuvenated and relaxed GUARANTEED!!

The testimonials are all from guys. So. Never seen her ad before.

[QUOTE=JackDeath;7111283][URL]https://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/hws/d/phoenix-private-yoga-lessons/7805365504.html[/URL]

Namaste Yogis! 🧘.

My name is Armanda and I have been a certified yoga instructor for over 13 years. I love to teach BEGINNERS, experienced yogis and everything in between.

Experience a private one on one yoga lesson tailored to YOUR individual NEEDS all in the privacy of your own home or mine🏠.

Private lesson will include breath work, de-stressing, flexibility gains, toning muscles, better posture, healing music, head / neck / shoulder massage with essential oils all under candle light. You will feel rejuvenated and relaxed GUARANTEED!!

The testimonials are all from guys. So. Never seen her ad before.[/QUOTE]Funny you ask, I slid in to her messages and tried to navigate the convo and while I think she is one of us, I think it's going to take an embarrassing amount of "yoga" to maybe get there.

Did say she gives a head, scalp shoulder massage after the yoga session and the light went on.

I decided I'm not doing yoga for vag, I'm even tired of sitting thru shitty massages for some puss.

[QUOTE=KesterDiamond;7111443]Funny you ask, I slid in to her messages and tried to navigate the convo and while I think she is one of us, I think it's going to take an embarrassing amount of "yoga" to maybe get there.

Did say she gives a head, scalp shoulder massage after the yoga session and the light went on.

I decided I'm not doing yoga for vag, I'm even tired of sitting thru shitty massages for some puss.[/QUOTE]If you read ALL THE WAY DOWN, you will see some interesting letters in the messaging;.

"Personal Trainer,Core Strength, Crossfit, GFE, Cross-Training".

[QUOTE=Chichef3000;7111909]If you read ALL THE WAY DOWN, you will see some interesting letters in the messaging;.

"Personal Trainer,Core Strength, Crossfit, GFE, Cross-Training".[/QUOTE]I did not see that but I knew she was one of us.

[QUOTE=KesterDiamond;7111983]I did not see that but I knew she was one of us.[/QUOTE]I only saw it on the most recent posting, perhaps she was not getting enough business.

[QUOTE=CaseyJonez;7101959]Pepper did L1 and L2 when I saw her but YMMV from TER reports.[/QUOTE]Was there an additional donation for the L1/ L2?

[QUOTE=KesterDiamond;7111443]Funny you ask, I slid in to her messages and tried to navigate the convo and while I think she is one of us, I think it's going to take an embarrassing amount of "yoga" to maybe get there.

Did say she gives a head, scalp shoulder massage after the yoga session and the light went on.

I decided I'm not doing yoga for vag, I'm even tired of sitting thru shitty massages for some puss.[/QUOTE]I saw her today, it was purely a yoga session. It was a good yoga lesson, and she's the woman in the pic, but there was 0 hint at anything extra during it especially with her sitting across the room on her yoga mat. At the ends she adds a little essential oil to massage the head (the one on your shoulders) and that was it.

Getting ready to leave and putting things back in my pocket, I asked her about the keywords on the list like "GFE" and she said it was to get more clients. Feeling deceived, I was about to leave when she later showed me her phone which she had typed out that she would do GFE but can't say that out loud because her BF was upstairs. That makes me even more hesitant because an angry BF could lead to some shit and conflict I don't want to deal with if he found out and it's not mutual agreement.

Overall, hot legit yoga lady, might have more if you do more sessions, but not worth the risk if BF isn't on board with extras. And based on our talks I think extras would be like hella expensive.

[QUOTE=Cruffle93;7113079]I saw her today, it was purely a yoga session. It was a good yoga lesson, and she's the woman in the pic, but there was 0 hint at anything extra during it especially with her sitting across the room on her yoga mat. At the ends she adds a little essential oil to massage the head (the one on your shoulders) and that was it.

Getting ready to leave and putting things back in my pocket, I asked her about the keywords on the list like "GFE" and she said it was to get more clients. Feeling deceived, I was about to leave when she later showed me her phone which she had typed out that she would do GFE but can't say that out loud because her BF was upstairs. That makes me even more hesitant because an angry BF could lead to some shit and conflict I don't want to deal with if he found out and it's not mutual agreement.

Overall, hot legit yoga lady, might have more if you do more sessions, but not worth the risk if BF isn't on board with extras. And based on our talks I think extras would be like hella expensive.[/QUOTE]Thanks for taking one for the team.

Little follow up.

She looks like pics body wise?

What part of town was the visit and was the house nice?

She's been advertising on Craigslist: [URL]https://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/hws/d/tempe-bodywork-chandler/7805785168.html[/URL] - the photos are real but once the clothes comes off, the disappointment starts (saggy breasts, hairy arms and the bikini area needs shaving). She will give you a back rub for 5 minutes and then start L1. But the whole time, she seemed annoyed and irritated. I left as soon as I could. Overheard her speak Spanish. Caribbean accent. Definitely not worth the $140 she charges. I'm white, in my 40's, average build and I am used to getting more bang for $140.

Appreciate that info!

[QUOTE=Cruffle93;7113079]I saw her today, it was purely a yoga session. It was a good yoga lesson, and she's the woman in the pic, but there was 0 hint at anything extra during it especially with her sitting across the room on her yoga mat. At the ends she adds a little essential oil to massage the head (the one on your shoulders) and that was it.

Getting ready to leave and putting things back in my pocket, I asked her about the keywords on the list like "GFE" and she said it was to get more clients. Feeling deceived, I was about to leave when she later showed me her phone which she had typed out that she would do GFE but can't say that out loud because her BF was upstairs. That makes me even more hesitant because an angry BF could lead to some shit and conflict I don't want to deal with if he found out and it's not mutual agreement.

Overall, hot legit yoga lady, might have more if you do more sessions, but not worth the risk if BF isn't on board with extras. And based on our talks I think extras would be like hella expensive.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=UofAWildkatt;7113307]She's been advertising on Craigslist: [URL]https://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/hws/d/tempe-bodywork-chandler/7805785168.html[/URL] - the photos are real but once the clothes comes off, the disappointment starts (saggy breasts, hairy arms and the bikini area needs shaving). She will give you a back rub for 5 minutes and then start L1. But the whole time, she seemed annoyed and irritated. I left as soon as I could. Overheard her speak Spanish. Caribbean accent. Definitely not worth the $140 she charges. I'm white, in my 40's, average build and I am used to getting more bang for $140.[/QUOTE]Buddy, your race, age and build don't matter, but Thanks for posting a review, she isn't far from me so I appreciate it because I'd have given her a go.

[QUOTE=KesterDiamond;7113190]Thanks for taking one for the team.

Little follow up.

She looks like pics body wise?


What part of town was the visit and was the house nice?[/QUOTE]Yes, fit, tan, flexible, really knows her yoga, prob mid 40's, nice manmades. She wore an athletic jumper that shows a lot of cleavage. She's very attractive and def takes care of her body.

Yeah, house was kinda small but modern and clean. Definitely uses it for legit yoga. Fake candles everywhere to give a low light ambiance. It was in a pretty safe neighborhood, I felt safe. It was around border of Chandler and Gilbert, middle of the 60 and 202.

[QUOTE=Cruffle93;7113527]Yes, fit, tan, flexible, really knows her yoga, prob mid 40's, nice manmades. She wore an athletic jumper that shows a lot of cleavage. She's very attractive and def takes care of her body.

Yeah, house was kinda small but modern and clean. Definitely uses it for legit yoga. Fake candles everywhere to give a low light ambiance. It was in a pretty safe neighborhood, I felt safe. It was around border of Chandler and Gilbert, middle of the 60 and 202.[/QUOTE]Appreciate you!

[URL]https://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/hws/d/mesa-full-body-massage-services/7805825061.html[/URL]

Legit massage. 30-35 Chinese lady operating out of a salon suites. This was not a stand out massage parlor but a small massage room. Had to setup appointment. Not a good massage experience. She offered a bit of teasing on the back and on the turn a little bit of tease as well but did not offer any upgrades. When asked about upgrades she stood her ground that she is legit. She demanded tips for her sub-par massage. Overall a disappointing experience and will definitely not repeat.

[QUOTE=NightFuryAZ;7113823][URL]https://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/hws/d/mesa-full-body-massage-services/7805825061.html[/URL]

Legit massage. 30-35 Chinese lady operating out of a salon suites. This was not a stand out massage parlor but a small massage room. Had to setup appointment. Not a good massage experience. She offered a bit of teasing on the back and on the turn a little bit of tease as well but did not offer any upgrades. When asked about upgrades she stood her ground that she is legit. She demanded tips for her sub-par massage. Overall a disappointing experience and will definitely not repeat.[/QUOTE]If it is the same chubby lady from a couple of months ago she will do more. She uses a shit ton of oil and covers you with a small washcloth. Towel kept falling after the flip. She said I know what you want but the owner sometimes comes in. Towel fell off again and she did not replace it. Started a slow rub and progressed to completion. Nothing special about it and the vibe was not right. Tipped her and never went back. I would not count on anything.