A Disappointing Tale of Two Zoe's
Tried 2 providers today. Both disappointing!
Zoe. BJ_PHD part 1.
11:00 am North Park.
She goes by BJ_PHD on PD. Everyone these days claims to be a "head doctor" but most of the ones I've tried fell short of my expectations. Dozens of PD reviews praised this girl's oral skills. In photos she didn't look bad. 4 foot 9 (my favorite size) but huge tits and a fat ass. Thick in all the right places. Recent reviews confirmed that pics were accurate. I had to see this head doctor for myself and decide if she was the truth. We text back and forth and things go fine until I get there. I wait up to 40 minutes in my car as she ignored my texts and calls. I see on PD that Zoe Clark had posted recently in NC so I hit her up and set up a meet at her motel 10 minutes from where I was. I decide to ditch the Head Dr. And head over to fuck the petite blonde ex-pornstar.
Zoe Clark.
11:50 National City.
I get to a low tier motel on Roosevelt and knock on the hatch. A petite pretty blonde opens the door in a skin tight romper. We chit chat a little and she seems bubbly and friendly. Then before we begin she goes into her rules. First she only wants us on the bottom half of the bed. Then everything covered of course. But then she wants me to pull out before I nut with a condom on. Like WTF? She says she doesn't want to get pregnant. I tell her I'm snipped which I am and she says that I can always reattach myself. Like what? Okay crazy. Whatevs. She proceeds to give me a CBJ. While this is going on I'm feeling her up of course. No hands on vagina. I'm feeling her man mades and they actually feel nice and soft. Salene types. She says don't touch the nipples because they're still sensitive.
Now as far as oral skills. She sucks and no pun at all intended. I once saw a casting video of her where she said guys love her because she eats dick and doesn't suck it. She explains the difference and it sounded perfect. This girl does not EAT dick nor suck it with any great skill.
After the 2 minutes of the lamest CBJ she asks which position Mish or Doggy? I ask if she rides and she says no she doesn't because she has bad knees from a car accident. Hmmm. Ok so we go to mish on the edge of the bed. We do this for a little while and it feels good and her tits looked nice bouncing around as I fucked her. She gets tired of mish and says lets do doggy. She starts at the edge of the bed which is too high and I have to get up on my tip toes so I ask if we can both move on to the bed. She obliges. While in doggy style she's keeping her back up high which makes it an awkward angle for me. I ask her to lean down more. She drops one shoulder down halfway. This is already going bad for me. Doesn't feel good at all. She starts saying to me "I need you to come baby" but not in a sexy way but more in a clockwatcher way. * Then I look down and next thing I notice is despite her shaved pussy and hot ass she's got a hairy asshole. It did not look good. But what was worse was she started creaming. * Which is normal but this cream coming out looked super SUS. It smelled funky. I couldn't any more and I stopped. She says she doesn't want me to leave without cumming because she doesn't want me to be mad at her. Then she asks me what we should do. I'm thinking ummm you're the "professional" here you should know how to get a guy off. She suggests an HJ. With the cover on. I say sure and she starts jerking me off. The CHJ was even lamer than the CBJ. She was watching TV and jerking in a lazy way. I was getting bored so I tapped out.
I don't understand how she has any good reviews. I was not impressed at all and will not repeat. She's a nice girl and pretty hot. Her ass actually felt pretty nice. But her lack of skills, many rules, and questionable hygiene / health made this a highly regrettable encounter and waste of good money.
Zoe -BJPHD part 2.
12:45 pm North Park.
As I leave Zoe C's motel I get a text back from the first Zoe. She says she fell asleep because she only had 4 hours of sleep last night. She apologizes profusely and offers an HHR for the price of the QV. I accept and drive back over. *She had an Airbnb in North Park. When she opens I was greeted by a 4'9 really thick girl who basically just rolled out of bed. She had on a fishnet outfit. Not going to lie I was definitely disappointed in her looks. Same girl from photos but looked nothing like them. She was about 30 maybe 40 lbs heavier. Tits in photo looked way bigger and natural. Her tits were man made and kinda far apart from each other. But was definitely big. Her hair was up in a sumo bun and messy. She didn't have any make up on at all and looked a lot older. Little brain still wants to find out about her oral skills so we proceed. She's nice and bubbly. She said we have to do everything in the living room because the A / C doesn't work in the bedroom. I go in and she's right it's sweltering nasty in there. So we use the couch in the living room. She starts with the BBBJ and not going to lie it was pretty good and sloppy. She was using some techniques with her head that I'd never seen before. The way her head was whipping around and then going into different rhythms was amusing and low key kinda comical. You can tell she really loves sucking dick. I'm ready to finish and get I over with so we go into CG. I feel her tits and they are strange. Definitely fake but really hard. I'm over CG and we switch into doggy. She's so thick that we have trouble fitting on this little couch but we make it work. She's into it and moans really loud. I fuck her fat ass hard until I finally bust in the bag. She's a sweater and she's completely soaked. All in all it was decent. Amazing BBJ and definitely worthy of the head dr title, but I was definitely let down by her IRL compared to the photos. Not my type at all so will not repeat.
So damage at the end of the day was 4 Bens. At this point I'd been with 6 girls since Sweetie and not one has come close! Then as I'm getting in my car I find out the Sweetie's back and now I'm kicking myself for wasting all that time and money on the Zoe's. Leaving town and taking a break until next week and crossing my fingers that she's still here!
Zoe Clark [URL]https://privatedelights.ch/profile/Zoeclarkxxx[/URL].
Zoe BJ_PHD [URL]https://privatedelights.ch/profile/BJ_PhD[/URL].
Privatedelights vs list crawler
A lot of the girls on listcrawler look prettier than Privatedelights but also their ads are more explicit and look scammy or law. How do you know which ads on listcrawler are safe and legit? For PD it's a bit easier to tell whether someone is real.
Also as a new guy, any recommended providers that do hhr I should see?
