DC police on a mission I really hate this side of the cost.
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The Night of the Crazy Women. Pt. 1
I hit downtown last night at around 11:30 PM. Nothing around 8th and Alvarado, so I went down to skid row. I cruised for a while and didn't see anything worth getting excited about, but one girl caught my eye. She was mid-20's, very tall, about 5'9" or so, and filthy. She wore a long white skirt that was so dirty, a shirt that looked like it was ripped open with half her tits hanging out, and her hair looked like she hadn't washed it in a month. She smiled and waved at every car that went by, but no one was picking her up. If you had somewhere for her to shower and a change of clothing, this might be a diamond in the rough. But, as those of us who have picked up dirty girls know, they are less concerned with your enjoyment than they are in cleaning up, and the constant nagging for you to rent a hotel room will ruin any sexy fun you try to have.
At around 1:00, I headed out of the area and spotted a girl that I saw around 7th and Towne. She looked like a mom type, late 30's, short hair and a short denim dress. She was sitting on a sidewalk and it was free pussy peek time, so I drove around the block to get a better look. When I pulled up, she was babbling to no one, and I tried to get a better look up her dress. She finally got up, giving me the free show I was looking for, and tried to open the door of my car. In between her crazy babble, she said "Can I get a ride away from all this bullshit?
Well, I do like crazy. Not lunatic or dangerous crazy, but just crazy enough to do anything I might want. I used to see a crazy girl some years ago, and she was up for anything. Ass licking, butt fucking, CIM with swallow, photos, video, you name it. And, the first time I was with her, she sweetly asked for some money when I was dropping her off, and I gave her $10 and she lit up like a Christmas tree she was so happy.
So, we found a place to park. She's nothing beautiful, but average, not fat, and kind of reminded me of little Lynn who used to hang out down here about 8 years ago. She was also a bored housewife who tried crack and started blowing strangers. That's what this girl's story was, which came out in between non-sequiters about watching porn with her brother who then shoved a bottle up her ass and other such crazy shit.
Without asking, she started jerking me off, then sucking. Both were too rapid to really enjoy, but the weirdness of this encounter was turning me on. After about ten minutes of this, she just stopped and asked if she could have a couple of bucks because her brother was waiting for her to get some food and she wanted to stop what we were doing. I gave her two dollars and drove her back. I didn't even know where I was. I just found a quiet street and pulled over and she got out like everything was fine.
TWO DOLLARS!!
The Night of the Crazy Women. Pt. 2
Since I hadn't blown a load, I kept driving around. I spotted dirty girl again, who kept disappearing and reappearing. I saw Caroline walking, but she was on one of her missions and I know better than to even bother when she's on a drug run.
After a while, I finally angled for dirty girl and got her to walk over to a better pick-up spot. She comes to my window and says "I only suck dick" like it was a bad thing. I wish every girl I saw came to my window and announced that she sucked dick.
I got her inside and she was not having a good night. Up close, she wasn't as pretty, with some warts or something on her face. She would talk about bad shit happening to her on the street, and how every day someone punched her in the head. Great sexy talk. She made it clear that she hated the street life and just needed some money. Just as I'm about to pull to a stop for our fun, she says "I don't want to do this. Just take me back. " I tried to get an answer out of her as to why, but she clammed up. She wouldn't talk to me at all, until she asked for a cigarette.
I tried to drop her off near 7th instead of right on top of it, and she started getting biitchy. Now I understand why she gets punched in the head every day. Right after I dropped her off, I saw someone else pick her up, and then I saw her right back there ten minutes later, so I know that didn't go well either.
At around 4 AM, I picked up April. She was kind of cute, high energy, a little nutty and a little dirty, but we ended up having some fun after a long wait in the McDrive-Thru. I hate street people who think they have all the answers with their bullshit spirituality. Just suck my cock. April is thin, very dirty blonde hair, maybe late 20's and has a Gary Busey vibe to her.
Downtown is getting fucking weird again. It might be time for a break.