Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Noedger8; 1703896]Hey guys, going to be around this week on business. Been a long time since I've been around. Used to post frequently a couple of years ago.

Anyway, any reports on this ad?

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/relax-the-imagination/3776069[/url]

Any suggestions would be grateful and fully reported on. I used to enjoy Sharon and Dee quite a bit, along with the battle of Evergreen.

BTW, saw someone give a somewhat favorable post of 7 Spa in in Litchfield. Was just there a couple weeks ago. No massage, mechanical HJ only, wouldn't slow down, and she spent the entire time talking crap about every AMP across Illinois. Complained when I only tipped her. 4 after 25 minutes of service. Stay away from that I55 tourist trap.[/QUOTE]If you have not been here for a couple of years, consider yourself up to date. This town is like a time warp. You will be looking at the same faces you saw in 2005 and way before that.

[QUOTE=Bill Bradsky;1704635]If you have not been here for a couple of years, consider yourself up to date. This town is like a time warp. You will be looking at the same faces you saw in 2005 and way before that.[/QUOTE]The faces have remained the same but the donations have increased.

[QUOTE=Lovinglife2009;1703288]I had a dream at the AMP across from Rural King on 159. Only mamasan was there, I asked her how much, she said a $ for everything. Everything turned out to be a R&T. Massage pretty good, HE nice. HE was the only extra offered. Asked me to come back and meet the younger girls, figure I'll be back and give 'them a "shot".[/QUOTE]I have dreamt of this place on a few occasions. Can't remember the Mamasan' s name but she does a decent massage with an above average finish. There are 2 other girls there. 1 is Kim who supposedly is her daughter. She's 26 and not to bad looking. Her massage and HE skills are not that great. The" mother" is much better at what she does. I think there is more available from Kim. She has asked me for personal info before to "hang out" but I do not have a hobby phone and am not ready to go get route just yet. The third lady does not partake. Mamasan has asked me not to mention it around the other gal since she is too afraid of being caught.

Price is $100 all in. I just leave it on the side table when I undress. No tipping required. I will probably repeat since it's simple and the upsell isn't pushed very much. Upsell as in 4 hand in this case. Kim does ask if you want to masage her. She will be naked but no sexi time is allowed. Her price varies on what she thinks of you and your looks. She said she charges more for "old guys".

[QUOTE=Tunkata; 1704546]Took one for the team yesterday, I was pleasantly surprise when she open the door wearing little pink see true dress and panties, way better looking then her pics. Very nice attitude and pleasant to talk to, treat her right. She only does HE for now, allows roaming on hands.

Had a great time got 50-55 min from my hour her name is Felicity.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sensual-massage-by-beautiful-model-23/10394430[/url][/QUOTE]Cost and are the pics her?

[QUOTE=Jfouquet;1704555]Camille from YGND?[/QUOTE]One and the same.

[QUOTE=Mryukus;1704640]I highly recommend her. $100 for an awesome rub and tug. She is great to deal with. Often posts on CL and BP.[/QUOTE]Agree. Plus get her to let the "twins" out. Super nice Rack

I went back to Kjoes, thought would try my luck from when Tina used to be there. Looks the management changed now.

Booked an appointment with lxx, she seemed to be the only Asian therapist in the oriental spa.

Lxx bailed out on me as she said she was hungry and sent chrxxxxa in. Wondered who in the world would refer their client to other therapist. Turns out Lxx is the new owner.

Of the little time lxx spent on me, she does thai massage and the rest of the therapists do deep tissue.

About Kjoes in general they seem to hire lot of fresh out of college therapists, which as you know are not all good.

[QUOTE=Jimmy24; 1698468]I had a dream that I went there. I called first and they said we can set you up with christxxx. I asked if they had an Asian therapist, but Lxx had 3 appointments back to back. I figured their has got to be a reason for that so I held out for Lxx. When I got their she introduced herself and took me to the room. I got to say she was maybe a 2 in the looks department, but I thought what the heck and disrobed and hopped up on the table.

When she came in it was the same ol hard or soft shit, which really means elbows or hands on your back in my experience.

I got about 1/2 hour into the massage with nothing to speak of so I asked, hey could you work on my legs. She smiled and went to work. Very awesome teasing which lead to some ball rubbing and playing. She really new how to keep it as hard as a rock, and then the flip. I had every inclination that she would grab the bat and run with it. Never happened.

She played with the boys the last 1/2 hr and incouraged self service, but it was a no go on the finish. The tease was much better than evergreen or sunset and not much draping was used to speak of. The weird part was she sucked on my kneecaps at the end. WTF.

All in all it was a good time. $65 + tip. She was in the next appointment before I came out, so she must be popular. I probley won't go back but I had to see what it was about. She really seems to think as long as she dosent touch the bat everything else

Is ok. Just a dream though.

Peace[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Co 6866;1704817]Agree. Plus get her to let the "twins" out. Super nice Rack[/QUOTE]I saw Nikki a couple weeks ago. She was 15-20 minutes late but I had read that could be a problem. I waited and she does look like her photos. Nice looking woman, good massage, and complete. You are on you own for cleanup. I asked later about topless and was told $200. Is it a $200 rack? Doubt I will return. I guess YMMV.

[QUOTE=QueNine;1704705]Cost and are the pics her?[/QUOTE]The review missin those details seems fishy to me and the ad seems too good to be true. Hope I'm wrong though, because those are hot pictures. I'd like to see THAT girl.

I pussed out on seeking out some great recommendations to stay close to I'm working. Went to the Swansea place near Rural King first, and Four Seasons second.

I'm going to report on Four Seasons first because it was, without a doubt, the worse massage experience I've ever had in my life. $70 at the door. Old lady, I thought was the mamasan because the last time I was there, I was serviced by a young and attractive woman. Nope. She's the therapist. Shower was lame, but whatever. Massage was a series of quick, random prods and pokes. She walked on my back for a little bit, which was kind of nice. Then flip. After about 10 minutes of totally covered, horrible massage with no teasing. On the flip, she fucked around poking and prodding my head a little bit. Then she went straight to my feet and just yanked on my toes until I winced in pain.

"ALL DONE!"

"What!"

"YOU FEEL BETTUH?

"That's it! I've only been here for like 30 minutes."

"YAH SWEETY ALL DONE"

"So it's $70 for a half-ass 20 minute massage!"

"OOOH YEAH, AND YOU GET BODY SHAMPOO."

I'm a pretty calm guy, but I felt like I was straight up mugged on the street. She doesn't want to give an HE? FINE. I understand. But don't just fucking blatently steal from me and act like everything is fine. Give me a decent hour massage, tease in the neighborhood a little bit, and send me on my way. She them kept trying to talk to me as I got dressed, asking me my "BACK FEEL BETTUHHHH! And I let her know I was straight pissed, got my shit and stormed out.

DO NOT GO TO FOUR SEASONS. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

Ok, The Swansea place.

Was there once a few years ago. Got a brutal massage from a white woman. She was so strong, I thought she was going to break me. I could barely walk the next day. I like it because it's also a salon, so it makes it a little less seedy feeling.

Older woman, but well put together. Table is large, which is nice. Lots of oil, great teasing while on the stomach. I like that. Did a thing that drove me CRAZY. Sat next to me on the table indian style, and casually slipped a foot under by happy section. Just awesome tease action. Walked on my back, not bad at all. On the flip, got down to the HE pretty quickly, but it was solid quality. Massage only lasted about 40 minutes, but it was a good time and I'd return. $.0 and no hassle. Seemed very grateful for the business. I recommend.

So, there you have it. A solid experience at a legit place, and the worst time ever at the sure-thing place (going by the standards of 3 years ago).

Just caught part of the headline on Ch4. Looks like Illinois police just raided S&L for prostitution after neighborhood complaints.

[QUOTE=Tomg01;1706824]Just caught part of the headline on Ch4. Looks like Illinois police just raided S&L for prostitution after neighborhood complaints.[/QUOTE]I hope that this is not a trend of things to come over on the east side. Never been there so I can't comment on the talent that might have been.

[QUOTE=Tomg01;1706824]Just caught part of the headline on Ch4. Looks like Illinois police just raided S&L for prostitution after neighborhood complaints.[/QUOTE]Neighborhood complaints? WTF? It is Brooklyn fucking Illinois. The city is a cesspool that exists because of one industry: sex.

[QUOTE=HoHoHoes;1707158]Neighborhood complaints? WTF? It is Brooklyn fucking Illinois. The city is a cesspool that exists because of one industry: sex.[/QUOTE]Sounds like someone might have been late in paying their leave us alone tax, or incum tax.

Went by today today to get a foot massage and they had a sign on the door closed.

Something about violating city ordinance, and work permit.

That sucks! Hanna was a sweetheart.