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Has anyone here seen Kelsey or can comment about the quality of her services? Is she worth seeing?

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[QUOTE=SpikedCoffee2;5745634]Has anyone here seen Kelsey or can comment about the quality of her services? Is she worth seeing?

[URL]https://philadelphia.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/sexy-kelsey-wants-to-see-you/788115068556[/URL][/QUOTE]Send her the "small deposit" and let us know how it works out. Smh.

[QUOTE=ItsDaddy;5745501]I just saw this girl and had to report about the horrible experience. So I texted her, got a reply, confirmed a GFE ss for 90, got the address, and she said text when 5 min away, which I did. I arrive and no reply. I try texting a few more times, and eventually I call, but the number is blocked. I text from a different number and get an immediate reply. I set up another date, saying I'm 10 min away. This time she answers when I "arrive". She meets me at the back and takes me into a basement room with a couch. Already something feels off, but I'm in little head mode by now. I cashapp her the money, and then she says that she isn't GFE at all, and that she needs to go get a condom, and starts to head upstairs. I have seen this trick before. Never let the girl leave the room with the money. I stop her and show her that I have a condom, but she says she wants to use her own. She then proceeded to get a condom out of a drawer in the room (meaning she never needed to leave to get one) and tells me to sit down. She starts terrible CBJ fully clothed and about 2 minutes in there is a knock on the basement door and a guy saying he is coming down. I pull my pants up and this black guy comes down and says he needs to check my cashapp because it wasn't showing that it came through on his side. This is the second time that it seems like I'm going to get burned here. I show him, and after an awkward few moments and glances between her and the girl he says "go ahead" and leaves.[/QUOTE]Seen her a few times actually over a year ago but back then she was working alone. During that time she said she had issues with some dates so between that and her habit maybe she decided to team up with a dealer and kill two birds with one stone. It's a dam shame because she's a beautiful woman with the most beautiful ass I have ever seen when she's on all 4's. Just beautiful!

As far as the condoms guys poke holes in them. I met a few girls who said dates do that as they get a thrill of getting a girl pregnant but in any case she should have been ready.

That said, I kind of know of this girl. She rather strip (she's a dancer) then escort and she does give a weak BJ. Very weak. Not only that, but with such a beautiful ass she can't take a lot and if you're hung it makes it worse. I stopped going because flute skills was too weak and she takes too long to get down to business. I mean, it could take 15-20 minutes to start after I arrived. She's very scattered brained so maybe that's the issue.

That said, she is a nice person when I knew her and I didn't feel she was shady but if she's deeper in her addiction and she's working with a dude who is dominating and controlling her then all bets are off.

Sorry you had a bad time.

[QUOTE=SpikedCoffee2;5745634]Has anyone here seen Kelsey or can comment about the quality of her services? Is she worth seeing?

[URL]https://philadelphia.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/sexy-kelsey-wants-to-see-you/788115068556[/URL][/QUOTE]Seems like you could use some "guidance" as you start your tenure here? We all learn things in the hobby one way or another. No shame in being low on the learning curve, I sure started there at one point!

Best to learn a few "rules" through some [I]book learning[/I], rather than make mistakes IRL that cost real money, are dangerous or ruin your life or career! I say that because it sure looks like one hasn't yet grasped Rule #23. This is the one rule most get initiated with when starting in the hobby. No doubt I paid some tuition in the school of mongering when I started, but when I found the rules, it made dating easier.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?13919-My-Suggestions.-Rules-For-BackPage[/URL]

So hope this helps educate you in a less costly and risky way! Happy hunting!

[QUOTE=BlueJjeeper;5744053]My vote is fake too. For me it is the location. Philadelphia doesn't have a place called "Downtown".[/QUOTE]It's obviously fake, but I have to disagree with the "downtown" thing. I saw that in an article before about supposed Philly-talk. "No one says downtown. " I've lived in Philadelphia all my life. Everyone I grew up with called Center City "downtown. " I think it depends where you're coming from. Obviously to people in South Philly it would seem weird.

[QUOTE=Vitalogy1980;5746915]It's obviously fake, but I have to disagree with the "downtown" thing. I saw that in an article before about supposed Philly-talk. "No one says downtown. " I've lived in Philadelphia all my life. Everyone I grew up with called Center City "downtown. " I think it depends where you're coming from. Obviously to people in South Philly it would seem weird.[/QUOTE]Yeah I can tell you that growing up in North Philly, I've never heard anyone say "center city" everyone says downtown. Only out of towners or people who moved here say "center city".

[QUOTE=HugeMat;5748050]Yeah I can tell you that growing up in North Philly, I've never heard anyone say "center city" everyone says downtown. Only out of towners or people who moved here say "center city".[/QUOTE]I'll take the other side on this. I've rarely, if ever, run into a legitimate provider who references "Downtown" without referring Center City or some area in Center City (Penn's Landing, Convention Center, Chinatown, Rittenhouse, etc.). As a longtime Center City (yes, "Center City") resident, I discount, and absent other trustworthy indicators will usually ignore, a post that just says "Downtown." You'll usually find the same post appearing in multiple cities.

[QUOTE=NiceQuietGuy;5749068]I'll take the other side on this. I've rarely, if ever, run into a legitimate provider who references "Downtown" without referring Center City or some area in Center City (Penn's Landing, Convention Center, Chinatown, Rittenhouse, etc.). As a longtime Center City (yes, "Center City") resident, I discount, and absent other trustworthy indicators will usually ignore, a post that just says "Downtown." You'll usually find the same post appearing in multiple cities.[/QUOTE]An ad that says "downtown" in the location field and no mention of the city in the field or the free text is a major red flag for me. Best next step is to google the number and more often than not you'll find multiple cities, same day.

[QUOTE=JTerry26;5749467]An ad that says "downtown" in the location field and no mention of the city in the field or the free text is a major red flag for me. Best next step is to google the number and more often than not you'll find multiple cities, same day.[/QUOTE]I agree that the ad was fake. I was just responding to the post where the guy said he's never heard anyone call center city downtown. And growing up here I've only heard people say "I'm going downtown" when talking about center city. But then again, it might be a cultural thing because black people say "downtown".

[QUOTE=ItsDaddy;5745501]I just saw this girl and had to report about the horrible experience. So I texted her, got a reply, confirmed a GFE ss for 90, got the address, and she said text when 5 min away, which I did. I arrive and no reply. I try texting a few more times, and eventually I call, but the number is blocked. I text from a different number and get an immediate reply. I set up another date, saying I'm 10 min away. This time she answers when I "arrive". She meets me at the back and takes me into a basement room with a couch. Already something feels off, but I'm in little head mode by now. I cashapp her the money, and then she says that she isn't GFE at all, and that she needs to go get a condom, and starts to head upstairs. I have seen this trick before. Never let the girl leave the room with the money. I stop her and show her that I have a condom, but she says she wants to use her own. She then proceeded to get a condom out of a drawer in the room (meaning she never needed to leave to get one) and tells me to sit down. She starts terrible CBJ fully clothed and about 2 minutes in there is a knock on the basement door and a guy saying he is coming down. I pull my pants up and this black guy comes down and says he needs to check my cashapp because it wasn't showing that it came through on his side. This is the second time that it seems like I'm going to get burned here. I show him, and after an awkward few moments and glances between her and the girl he says "go ahead" and leaves. She against starts lackluster CBJ, and not 2 minutes later there is a knock on the door again. This time the guy says that I'm 10 short from the asking price, even though I had already negotiated that price of 90 in advance. I begrudgingly send him the other 10 while wondering if I'm going to get any service at all at this point. After he says he got it, she finally gets down to business. She is still fully clothed though, so it is seeming like I am not going to get full service. After all the bs I had already been through, and just wanting to get my nut off at this point, I just sat back and didn't say anything. The CBJ got a little decent towards the end, but overall the whole experience was atrocious. I would never willingly pay 100 for a shitty CBJ when I could get 5 sloppy BBBJ's on the ave for the same price. On top of that, the whole experience had set-up / scam vibes. I was probably lucky to get any service at all, I am sure she burns guys for their money all the time by just leaving to "get a condom" and then the bf / pimp just coming down and kicking them out. You have been warned. AVOID AT ALL COSTS!

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/pennsylvania/philadelphia/74053413[/URL][/QUOTE]Her service is kinda garbage to begin but man that is another level of horrible service right there.

I remember I seen her maybe 2 times. She's nice. Kinda cute. Does not have an ass or tits.

Anyways it would take forever to get down to business.

One time she left me in her room for like 40 minutes. I was just laying in her bed close to taking a nap honestly.

If some drug dealer burst into the room I would of lost my shit. You handle it calmly good for you.

Man fuk her what a shame. These ho's deserve to starve. Don't spend your hard earn money on garbage. Make them earn it.

Unfortunately too much garbage in philly. This is why I do 90% of my mongering outside the country.

Wow, thanks everyone for adding perspectives on "Downtown". Yes, I was a transplant for college and lived in West Philly for years, and only heard "center city", "old city", "society hill", etc. , never "downtown". Enlightening to read that natives do use that term! But in escort ads, that term is so generic, like "airport", that it 99% likely a fake.

Thanks!

Struck out with the provider I had set up a date with in advance (set up the date the day before), so I cast out another line and found Sugar.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/pennsylvania/philadelphia/74241361[/URL]

Not much in the ad, no reviews and no comments, but I had seen her advertise before and the ad seemed spartan enough where it was probably someone legit (fake ads tend to be wordy / flowery) so I figured I'd TOFTT.

Response to text was quick, she was brief and to the point. Pricing was attractive, at $100 for a half-hour. She's in the vicinity of 63rd and Haverford.

She is the woman in the pictures, but unsurprisingly her hair isn't all done up as in that ad above. Although we met at 10:30, she was just waking up. She is the woman in the ad. Attractive and slender and very down-to-business. BBBJ, CFS.

All in all I'd say she's true to her ad. She's not into you so much as she's into your money, and she's not hiding that. House is about what you'd expect for that neighborhood. Bedroom had a strong odor of weed, some of which lingered on my coat and clothes after I left. After driving closer to home, getting out of the car to run an errand and then getting back into the car I immediately rolled down all four windows in the middle of winter and drove a few miles with the heater on to get that funky, skunky smell out of the car. By the time I got home it was no longer following me or my clothing. Tested the "get out of the car for a bit and then get back in" and the smell was gone.

We established our bona-fides, I took off my coat and she took off her sweatpants without a lot of chit-chat. Her top stayed on. She's somewhat accommodating, but seemed more interested in what was on the TV in her bedroom than what I was doing to her. She did turn down the volume immediately when I asked without any complaints. I didn't get much of a response from her while fucking. Though I didn't test her much by getting overly rough / fast / hard to provoke a response from her. I wasn't offered many positions. We started with me standing behind her. She was wet enough to where getting started was not a problem and I'd say the fit was "snug", not "tight". She laid down flat on her stomach when I asked because that's how I wanted to finish. Riding atop her from behind. After I finished, condom went in the wastebasket and I was offered wipes to clean up. All totaled I think the action was about 15-20 minutes. So it ended up being more of a long short stay than a half-hour, but some of that is on me. I probably could have lasted longer given her lack of response, but given the frustrating time I experienced with my original date falling through, I really just wanted to get off and not waste any more of my day.

After we were done we did talk a bit as I was getting dressed. She's a former fast food worker now employed as a home health aide and enjoying her new job. She apologized a bit for not being very talkative as she says she's not very talkative after she wakes up. Her client is right around the corner from where she lives, which combined with the significant bump over the fast food payscale and the better benefits working for a healthcare company, she's very appreciative of her new gig.

All totaled I think I'd repeat with her. Familiarity and perhaps a bit more time together may yield a better experience. Despite the strong smell of weed I didn't notice any other signs of IV drug use, and she seems to be of the ilk of many other younger AA women I've been with in the hobby. About the business first, not drugged out, wants to get you off, but not going to be your girlfriend for the hour.

[URL]https://callescort.org/215-867-5150[/URL]

I saw an ok'ish review of this lady but couldn't find any other reviews, good or bad.

Anyone have any information on her?

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/pennsylvania/philadelphia/74354983[/URL]

Anyone seen her yet? Was recommended by her friend who was pretty good. Talked to her a bit and seems to check out. Just want to make sure before I try this special.

She's real. I had an ok session and a bad session. Everything is on her couch or floor of living room. It's CBJ cfs. But also she doesn't do a lot to get you started. You also can't talk above a whisper, nervous about neighbors. So, if you don't mind a little business like start it's for you, if you like a little atmosphere, not for you.

[QUOTE=Shoooter;5753248][URL]https://callescort.org/215-867-5150[/URL]

I saw an ok'ish review of this lady but couldn't find any other reviews, good or bad.

Anyone have any information on her?[/QUOTE]