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[QUOTE=Kris106;5714242]Check out Oasis.[/QUOTE]I had some time to kill and tried this place out today. I liked how it blended in to the area and able to park around back. The place was very clean. Started with Hannah I believe, about 20 minutes into it, no teasing or anything and another therapist named Cindy came in and randomly switched out with her. Anyway, 20 mins later finally got some ball teasing, she told me to flip and said "good tip" as she pointed at my hard D and finished me. If I was in the area, I'd repeat but I won't drive the 45 mins from home to come there.

[QUOTE=MDFootLover;5717103]I had some time to kill and tried this place out today. I liked how it blended in to the area and able to park around back. The place was very clean. Started with Hannah I believe, about 20 minutes into it, no teasing or anything and another therapist named Cindy came in and randomly switched out with her. Anyway, 20 mins later finally got some ball teasing, she told me to flip and said "good tip" as she pointed at my hard D and finished me. If I was in the area, I'd repeat but I won't drive the 45 mins from home to come there.[/QUOTE]Check your PM's I sent you a message there.

[QUOTE=MJC0994;5716229]Are the asian women in there somewhat attractive or all the way attractive?[/QUOTE]Only if you can close your eyes and imagine you're with a hot Asian. That's the only way you'll find a hot one there.

[QUOTE=Horsetrader;5716674]I haven't seen an "all the way attractive" Asian woman in any Baltimore area AMP since Moonlight closed. That was something like 10 years ago. Greenbelt is a bit better. Philadelphia is better yet, though I haven't been there in about 3 months. Some out of the region still have hotties, Orlando being my favorite because they are also nymphomaniacs.[/QUOTE]Every hobbyist should take a pilgrimage to Orlando. Take the hottest and best provider you've ever seen in Baltimore and multiply it by 45 for the daily line up at milk massage. Multiply by 3 for NDS and 2 for King spa and so on and so on.

[QUOTE=DCHung;5717856]Every hobbyist should take a pilgrimage to Orlando. Take the hottest and best provider you've ever seen in Baltimore and multiply it by 45 for the daily line up at milk massage. Multiply by 3 for NDS and 2 for King spa and so on and so on.[/QUOTE]I'd love to make an ampt trip to FL but these days I don't really have the time available. NY offers a lot of great options too though.

[QUOTE=DCHung;5717856]Every hobbyist should take a pilgrimage to Orlando. Take the hottest and best provider you've ever seen in Baltimore and multiply it by 45 for the daily line up at milk massage. Multiply by 3 for NDS and 2 for King spa and so on and so on.[/QUOTE]Here here.

[QUOTE=MJC0994;5716229]Are the asian women in there somewhat attractive or all the way attractive?[/QUOTE]Sorry, but I find the ladies there attractive, but I do. They are not old, they are not young. They are on average, about 45 years of age. Not skinny, not fat. I think they are for the most part, attractive. They tend to be sweet. They hold your hand. They lovingly put your clothes on for you. They are attentive when in the table shower. I think guys don't want you to know that they are special, hoping you will stay away. I think they are great.

[QUOTE=MDFootLover;5717103]I had some time to kill and tried this place out today. I liked how it blended in to the area and able to park around back. The place was very clean. Started with Hannah I believe, about 20 minutes into it, no teasing or anything and another therapist named Cindy came in and randomly switched out with her. Anyway, 20 mins later finally got some ball teasing, she told me to flip and said "good tip" as she pointed at my hard D and finished me. If I was in the area, I'd repeat but I won't drive the 45 mins from home to come there.[/QUOTE]I came back today in hopes that maybe I'd get an extra offer because since I've been going to massage spots I've always left my underwear on and I recently heard that if you leave that on you most likely won't get offered anything extra. I basically just got the plain massage I got when I still had my underwear on. I have no idea how you were able to get an extra offer. I'm just so disappointing. Also the women there do not make me feel at home and its like when I'm there they don't make me feel good at all. Its basically just get the massage and leave type deal. I'm never going back again.

[QUOTE=Cardel234;5718704]Sorry, but I find the ladies there attractive, but I do. They are not old, they are not young. They are on average, about 45 years of age. Not skinny, not fat. I think they are for the most part, attractive. They tend to be sweet. They hold your hand. They lovingly put your clothes on for you. They are attentive when in the table shower. I think guys don't want you to know that they are special, hoping you will stay away. I think they are great.[/QUOTE]How does it look when you first walk in the door? Also as far as the looks they don't have to be super attractive just attractive to want them to put there hands on you I'm looking for.

[QUOTE=DCHung;5717856]Every hobbyist should take a pilgrimage to Orlando. Take the hottest and best provider you've ever seen in Baltimore and multiply it by 45 for the daily line up at milk massage. Multiply by 3 for NDS and 2 for King spa and so on and so on.[/QUOTE]OK so let's think this through. 45 times hotter than a Baltimore type is equivalent to like Yoko Ono, Rosie O'Donnell, or Oprah.

So considering cost of travel, transfers, and accommodations I'd say a pass to ride Space Mountain would be more exciting. Sorry only stating fact.

[QUOTE=Frenulum;5719309]OK so let's think this through. 45 times hotter than a Baltimore type is equivalent to like Yoko Ono, Rosie O'Donnell, or Oprah.

So considering cost of travel, transfers, and accommodations I'd say a pass to ride Space Mountain would be more exciting. Sorry only stating fact.[/QUOTE]It was a typo 4 to 5. Referring to the # of attendants.

I was curious to know what happened to the spa in Towson if anyone knows.

[QUOTE=MJC0994;5719115]I came back today in hopes that maybe I'd get an extra offer because since I've been going to massage spots I've always left my underwear on and I recently heard that if you leave that on you most likely won't get offered anything extra. I basically just got the plain massage I got when I still had my underwear on. I have no idea how you were able to get an extra offer. I'm just so disappointing. Also the women there do not make me feel at home and its like when I'm there they don't make me feel good at all. Its basically just get the massage and leave type deal. I'm never going back again.[/QUOTE]Get into your birthday suit. Make the first move not grabby but just a sensual caress or rub just under the clothes. It also helps if you're at full attention. It's not rocket science.

[QUOTE=MJC0994;5719120]How does it look when you first walk in the door? Also as far as the looks they don't have to be super attractive just attractive to want them to put there hands on you I'm looking for.[/QUOTE]Pinetree has an area that you walk into as soon as you open the door that is an unheated room with gym equipment that looks like it's just in storage. There is another door on the far end with a doorbell that you ring. The lady that will be with you the entire time will answer the door. There is a dark aisle that you will walk down. It's nondescript because it's so dark. It looks like rooms off to one side.

[QUOTE=Frenulum;5719309]OK so let's think this through. 45 times hotter than a Baltimore type is equivalent to like Yoko Ono, Rosie O'Donnell, or Oprah.

So considering cost of travel, transfers, and accommodations I'd say a pass to ride Space Mountain would be more exciting. Sorry only stating fact.[/QUOTE]The girls at the places mentioned by DCHung are hot, the Baltimore AMP girls are not. In addition to what he mentioned, another great place in Orlando is U-Massage. NDS is New Day Spa. With that information plus Google maps they can all be found. These places are likely to make you feel like you found your long lost girlfriend. Service is very personal.

Some places you do not tip, but might be $200 at the door for 45 minutes. Other places are $80 at the door plus $160 tip for the hour. I haven't been there for a few months, so prices may have changed. Check the Orlando board.

I wouldn't travel to Florida just for this, but I always stop by when I'm in the area.

[QUOTE=Cardel234;5720307]Pinetree has an area that you walk into as soon as you open the door that is an unheated room with gym equipment that looks like it's just in storage. There is another door on the far end with a doorbell that you ring. The lady that will be with you the entire time will answer the door. There is a dark aisle that you will walk down. It's nondescript because it's so dark. It looks like rooms off to one side.[/QUOTE]Does it look scary in there?

[QUOTE=DCHung;5717856]Every hobbyist should take a pilgrimage to Orlando. Take the hottest and best provider you've ever seen in Baltimore and multiply it by 45 for the daily line up at milk massage. Multiply by 3 for NDS and 2 for King spa and so on and so on.[/QUOTE]100% to this. I had my first business trip since COVID in November, which was to Orlando. I went to Blue Ocean based on the Orlando board, and had one of most memorable experiences of my mongering days. The high point was going to the table shower with the lady doing a fully nude body slide leading to TUMA and an amazing BBBJ, still in the shower. Then another lady came in, already nude and holding a cover. The first rode CG while the second roughly took one of my hands and forced multiple FIV, and grabbed my other hand to choose her breast and pinch her nipple hard, while she was standing next to the table shower and spraying herself with water.

Needless to say, I didn't last long. I had never been there before, and obviously YMMV, but I cannot turn down the blessings of the universe when they are thrust upon me. So, I'm looking forward to my next Orlando trip, and you should too if you can.

[QUOTE=CerelliMan;5700061]Long time lurker, I know, I'll post some intel soon.

In the meantime, any info on the foot massage spa on York rd. Next to a restaurant in the little strip center?[/QUOTE]I think I read that this place is legit. Odd because a peak inside and it looks like they should offer extras.

[QUOTE=RandoMando;5722128]I think I read that this place is legit. Odd because a peak inside and it looks like they should offer extras.[/QUOTE]I go there all the time. There's two Asian ladies in there one is old and the other is young well sorta young in her 30's. I see the young one all the time and is very friendly. Unfortunately though I only received regular massages here but I always enjoyed my time with the nice young Asian lady there. Very friendly and somewhat attractive. I'd give her maybe a 7 looks wise.

Has anyone tried any of these out of curiosity? I just wonder if the VIP is even worth it. Although I'm sure maybe not safe but to each their own. Most of the times I have seen stuff like that is like when you get there the girl has not been informed of why you are there. I at least would try the BBJ. Feel free to PM me. Thanks!

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[QUOTE=ProjectMayham;5725140]Has anyone tried any of these out of curiosity? I just wonder if the VIP is even worth it. Although I'm sure maybe not safe but to each their own. Most of the times I have seen stuff like that is like when you get there the girl has not been informed of why you are there. I at least would try the BBJ. Feel free to PM me. Thanks!

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[URL]https://adultsearch.com/maryland/baltimore/female-escorts/1769345[/URL][/QUOTE]Assuming base rates of 140 hhr and 160 hr. To add a BBBJ is typically 60-80. For those places (which I avoid) that offer BBFS add another $120-160 on top of the BBBJ. For the $400 and up range I 'd rather be with a smoking hot Brazilian that you see on Eros for all safe activities. Visuals are more important to me than personality or connection.

Is it worth it? It's up to you to make that value judgment. I personally avoid providers that offer BBFS. In terms of tiers for Asians. The highest tier girls go to agencies. The second (and widest) tier are the fixed address commercial spas.

The above ads represent the lowest tier. Think of it. The girls work in unfamiliar cities for 2 to 4 weeks in low end sparsely furnished apartments at the lowest per hour compensation. If they are lucky they have a sleeping bed (in the closet) and a working bed. They may have a couch and no tv.

We all want the most beautiful, friendly, and engaging provider at the lowest possible price. It's just a fantasy. It happened in Pretty Woman.

Any itell on what is going on with 51*7 Belair? I've been a regular for over a year. Haven't had a reply to my texts since 12/29.

Closed for now sign on door.

[QUOTE=MJC0994;5720910]Does it look scary in there?[/QUOTE]Yeah man the hallway is legit terrifying, I make sure I'm strapped when I go.

For real though, I don't think the Baltimore AMP scene is for you, especially Pinetree since the providers are often older. I think you're wasting your time and money and becoming frustrated looking for an experience that doesn't really exist around here. And based on your other statements I don't think you'd know what to do in the situation if it *did* exist.

I know this sounds harsh but I'm trying to help you out.

New plan for you: Thailand. Prices are cheap. Save up 3 k, go over there and go fucking wild. You will get young beautiful asian women that will legit make you feel like they are your girlfriend.

[QUOTE=AbsoluteSavage;5728075]Yeah man the hallway is legit terrifying, I make sure I'm strapped when I go.

For real though, I don't think the Baltimore AMP scene is for you, especially Pinetree since the providers are often older. I think you're wasting your time and money and becoming frustrated looking for an experience that doesn't really exist around here. And based on your other statements I don't think you'd know what to do in the situation if it *did* exist.

I know this sounds harsh but I'm trying to help you out.

New plan for you: Thailand. Prices are cheap. Save up 3 k, go over there and go fucking wild. You will get young beautiful Asian women that will legit make you feel like they are your girlfriend.[/QUOTE]Doesn't sound like your trying to help at all. I actually went there a couple days ago and it didn't look scary in there just had a bad smell and I only was able to see one Asian lady who wasn't really that attractive the other girls in there were dealing with other customers at the time. I've seen better at other massage spots its just those places are legitimate. Like I said I already know that where I live its almost impossible to find a young looking Asian in a massage parlor in my area I'm just looking for one that's at least halfway decent looking. Doesn't have to be a 10 out of 10. She can be a 6 or 7 but anything below that is a no go for me.

[QUOTE=AbsoluteSavage;5728075]Yeah man the hallway is legit terrifying, I make sure I'm strapped when I go.[/QUOTE]You go into an AMP strapped? That is absolutely one of the dumbest things I've ever heard and a great way to ask for trouble. No one's going to rob you at an AMP except the provider who may overcharge. It's also a great way to get a gun charge thrown at you if police ever raided the place while you're there. Just leave the gun at home.

I was looking for a real massage since I was hurting from work. I figured I'd go there since I hadn't been in 6 months and wanted to see if anything changed. I was curious when I went into the room because I saw a roll of Saran Wrap tucked away ontop the stand and the only time I've seen Saran Wrap at an Asian massage was place was when they'd use it for a CBJ. Anyway, nothing happened and it's still just a legit massage place as it's always been.

[QUOTE=MJC0994;5728192]Doesn't sound like your trying to help at all. I actually went there a couple days ago and it didn't look scary in there just had a bad smell and I only was able to see one Asian lady who wasn't really that attractive the other girls in there were dealing with other customers at the time. I've seen better at other massage spots its just those places are legitimate. Like I said I already know that where I live its almost impossible to find a young looking Asian in a massage parlor in my area I'm just looking for one that's at least halfway decent looking. Doesn't have to be a 10 out of 10. She can be a 6 or 7 but anything below that is a no go for me.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately you're going to have to get in your car and drive down to Greenbelt / PG county or to Tysons corner area in VA. There is nothing in the Baltimore City or county that fits your criteria. The closest would be Lilly Sweet in Howard County at $400 hour.

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I tend to agree here with DC. In my somewhat limited experience with these. The woman you'll find is probably twice as old as what you see in the ad, and any offer of services such as BBFS, is to get you in the door, and they hope that the little head will keep you there, despite, the bait and switch from the ad. IMO, you're unlikely to get BBFS (do you want to go there with someone that offers it to everyone? Except maybe with a significant upcharge, as suggested by DC, and probably not at all. The person making the ad, answering the phone and answering the door are all different.

[QUOTE=DCHung;5726618]Assuming base rates of 140 hhr and 160 hr. To add a BBBJ is typically 60-80. For those places (which I avoid) that offer BBFS add another $120-160 on top of the BBBJ. For the $400 and up range I 'd rather be with a smoking hot Brazilian that you see on Eros for all safe activities. Visuals are more important to me than personality or connection.

Is it worth it? It's up to you to make that value judgment. I personally avoid providers that offer BBFS. In terms of tiers for Asians. The highest tier girls go to agencies. The second (and widest) tier are the fixed address commercial spas.

The above ads represent the lowest tier. Think of it. The girls work in unfamiliar cities for 2 to 4 weeks in low end sparsely furnished apartments at the lowest per hour compensation. If they are lucky they have a sleeping bed (in the closet) and a working bed. They may have a couch and no tv.

We all want the most beautiful, friendly, and engaging provider at the lowest possible price. It's just a fantasy. It happened in Pretty Woman.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dff4580;5728795]You go into an AMP strapped? That is absolutely one of the dumbest things I've ever heard and a great way to ask for trouble. No one's going to rob you at an AMP except the provider who may overcharge. It's also a great way to get a gun charge thrown at you if police ever raided the place while you're there. Just leave the gun at home.[/QUOTE]If you read the rest of his report, you would have known he was joking.

ROFL! Haha.

[QUOTE=AbsoluteSavage;5728075]Yeah man the hallway is legit terrifying, I make sure I'm strapped when I go.

For real though, I don't think the Baltimore AMP scene is for you, especially Pinetree since the providers are often older. I think you're wasting your time and money and becoming frustrated looking for an experience that doesn't really exist around here. And based on your other statements I don't think you'd know what to do in the situation if it *did* exist.

I know this sounds harsh but I'm trying to help you out.

New plan for you: Thailand. Prices are cheap. Save up 3 k, go over there and go fucking wild. You will get young beautiful asian women that will legit make you feel like they are your girlfriend.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SyntorX;5728962]If you read the rest of his report, you would have known he was joking.[/QUOTE]Didn't see the part where he says he's joking, but ok.

Anyone have experience?

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[QUOTE=JustWill;5733657]Anyone have experience?

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As always YMMV.

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I don't think you have to worry about a toothy BJ with her bc she has none.

[QUOTE=JustWill;5733657]Anyone have experience?

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[QUOTE=TopJob;5733712]She has reviews on the escort thread. None of them positive in my recollection. Full disclosure I've not seen her myself but stayed away based on the reviews.

As always YMMV..[/QUOTE]She's about as Asian as a BMW.

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[QUOTE=ProjectMayham;5725140]Has anyone tried any of these out of curiosity? I just wonder if the VIP is even worth it. Although I'm sure maybe not safe but to each their own. Most of the times I have seen stuff like that is like when you get there the girl has not been informed of why you are there. I at least would try the BBJ. Feel free to PM me. Thanks!

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