Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Malvster;1375627]Went to JHH this afternoon. It was my first time there. I've been to many of the other AMPs around here and have been meaning to try JHH for awhile now. I got Suki, who I think someone mentioned earlier. She has a fairly elaborate tattoo around her crotch. Standard fee of $.7 for hour massage plus tip for FS. Massage was excellent. Some very good erotic touching. CBJ was quite good and then FS was nice as well with mish. She was extremely tight. My only complaint is that I paid for an hour. I got about a 15 minute massage then about 15 minutes of fun stuff, and then it was over. I was really hoping I would get the final 30 minutes of massage. I guess it was just up to me to last longer? Overall I left satisfied, I'm a little disappointed in my time getting cut short. I guess I could have said something, but I thought it might seem jerky. Next time I'll just pay the half hour rate.[/QUOTE]Just like in football, you need to be aware of time remaining. Do things to draw out your stay. Go for the table shower. Try a little DATY, ask for a foot or scalp rub, but make them aware that you are not finished with your allotted time. I've even gotten my toenails clipped on a couple of visits, (a lot of the girls do nails in New York when they are not here, it pays to chat them up). Remember, the mms is there if you need to lodge a complaint, or tell the provider, your time is not up and you want more massage. Also, let them see you check your watch, or cell before you begin, and let them know you are aware of time spent in the room. Once I had a new provider who thought pre-cum juice was a nut, and was leaving to get hot towel, when I told her "no come" and she thought I was trying to get a second nut. One of the other girls was summoned and spoke to my provider in Chinese, to explain, but the whole situation had dampened my enthusiasm by that time. I spoke to mms and was refunded 0. 2 of my house fee. The next time I saw the provider, she tried to make amends, and succeded. Just remember the AMP slogan,"The Customer Comes First, then we ask them to get up". Be vigilant my brothers.

GTR

A few nights ago I decided to take a trip to Sky. I have not been for a few months and I figured and deserved to relax a little. I met a new girl. At least she was new to me. She told me her name but I honestly could not under stand what the hell she said and I did not feel like asking her to repeat it more than 2 times. She greeted me right at the door with a hug and with her face right in my face as if she was going to kiss me on the lips. But that was not going to happen. LOL. Took me to one of the rooms and I went for the 30 minute massage. Always do that on the girls I do not know just in case the service is crappy. The massage was about a 6 or 7. Not bad but would probably not remember it after a month. Because I gave the tip up front, there was no need for negotiating. After about 20 minutes, she went for the flip. She had no problem with exploring my entire body and went for the total relaxation. Ending was not bad but I prefer a tighter grip for total energy release. Good old hot towel and she massaged my head and neck area a little while longer. Not a bad experience over all. Still was giving out hugs when I was leaving which was cool. On the way out, I saw another girl who was somewhat attractive laying on the couch that is right next to the kitchen area. May give that one a try next time. I think it is time for my LMT now. It has been about 4 months since I seen her and she is the best.

Its sort of baffling to not see why all AMP's don't adopt the simple business model of places like JHH and ML.

1. Provide friendly customer service in a comfortable environment.

2. Give the customer what they want, aka FS from attractive females.

3. Reasonable prices.

Went to JHH and as usual all three criteria met with Bonnie. Makes me want to open a massage parlor and make some money.

"Stay thirsty my friends"

CL

[QUOTE=Timothym;1375895]Or he was getting a pizza![/QUOTE]The pizza place that shares space in the same building is probably the most popular pizza place in the county with BCPD. I know several cops.

Fellow Mongers and Seniors,

NOTE: The following is fiction and for entertainment purposes only. Any relevance or semblance to reality is purely a coincidence.

I have been suffering for a severe case of Yellow Fever lately, so I have been RTFF pretty closely hoping to find the best opportunity for treatment. Props to HoundDog, he previous post was just my speed and I knew then that I had found the "clinic" to treat my fever.

(VS) Early Sat, no call ahead, simple walk in and ask the mamasan for the therapist I knew I needed to have. (Thanks again HoundDog). Walked in with no phone, (maybe paranoid, but I feel safer leaving it outside.) no wallet, just the house fee for the hour + her tuition. $.7 total, plus my own covers. Long story short, everything that Hounddog said previously was spot on. WOW, got to love those nipples! .

Seniors, call me crazy, but I hate leaving an AMP feeling sweaty and oily, with that being said, I ALWAYS prefer to have playtime first, followed by a nice shower (table or stand up, doesn't matter) , then a nice relaxing massage in that order. Now I go 6'5" and a hearty 285, and when I work, I really get into my work! . So after a good 30 mins of playtime, I was hot, sweaty and ready for a shower. Shower was good, nothing special but did its job. I had a very nice 15 min relaxing massage and out the door right at my hour mark. Overall, if you are a big nipple fan, I would recommend and repeat.

Massage = 6 was really my secondary goal, the fever was severe.

Attitude = 8 Very open to direction.

Body = 7 nothing special but nothing wrong either. IMHO, YMMV.

Performance = 7 not GFE, but wasn't expected either, but still cannot give her more than a 7.

Fast forward 2 days later.

New tax money burning a hole in my pocket. 'nuff said'

(ML) My typical MO, walked in with no call ahead, cash for the house plus her tuition, no cell and brought my own covers. Mamsanan answers the door, sent to room 5. Asked how many girls and for a lineup. Only 2 working and one available. (not a good sign, but I was keeping optimistic). In walks Mimi, late 30's 5'6" or so, very toned and no fat at all, but not petite enough for me to call her a spinner. IMHO (I like my spinners VERY petite, ie. Under 5' and under 100 lbs.) About MIMI, not a criticism, just a thought, she had bolt ons, but I don't think I have seen a woman with bolt ons that didn't have at least a full C or small D. Mimi was, at best a small C, but I think more like a full B. Anyway. Back to the story.

Standard fees apply. $.7 total. Again, I was planning on my standard MO, Fun time first, then a nice table shower, then a quick relaxing massage. I never realized that ML had started using their own house covers, but I was soon to find out they are. I had laid my covers and her tuition on the small table in the room. Lying on my back on the massage table I was watching her work the tools while waiting for her to go to the table for a cover. Well much to my surprise she goes right for the "putting on a cover with her mouth" move but not with my cover. Bummer. There are a few reasons I bring my own covers, and you seniors know them all. But for me, the BIGGEST reason I bring my own is for feeling and sensitivity. With mine, it's like wearing air, with house covers typically, it's like using a steel belted radial. I don't like it, but what the hell; I am game for anything I guess. So far so good, playtime with Mimi was great, since the yellow fever was not so pronounced this time and using the house steel belted radial, playtime stretched to 20 mins with a doggie finish.

Not sure why, maybe because playtime lasted so long, but when it came to shower time, I was handed off to the mamasan for the shower. WTF (which actually turned out to be a massage shower combo.) I really wanted more time with Mimi, but the doorbell was ringing and I knew she would want me out of there asap. The shower did its job and mamasan gave a half hearted massage while she scrubbed me clean. Back to the room to get dressed and done. One positive thing was that I actually got an hour instead of the typical 45 min at ML.

Mimi.

Massage = 0 wasn't one, but again, I wasn't really there for a great massage. .

Attitude = 6. 5 Very mechanical, distant, just laid there like a mattress.

Body = 8 IMHO, nice eye candy, no spinner as said before, and very toned and tight.

Performance = 6. 5 Open to any position direction, but no kissing, no licking of any kind, I like being safe, but damn she was sterile.

I would recommend ML, the level of service is never in question.

But I cannot recommend Mimi and would not repeat.

Be safe out there,

Hawkeye

[QUOTE=Malvster;1375627]Went to JHH this afternoon. It was my first time there. I've been to many of the other AMPs around here and have been meaning to try JHH for awhile now. I got Suki, who I think someone mentioned earlier. She has a fairly elaborate tattoo around her crotch. Standard fee of $.7 for hour massage plus tip for FS. Massage was excellent. Some very good erotic touching. CBJ was quite good and then FS was nice as well with mish. She was extremely tight. My only complaint is that I paid for an hour. I got about a 15 minute massage then about 15 minutes of fun stuff, and then it was over. I was really hoping I would get the final 30 minutes of massage. I guess it was just up to me to last longer? Overall I left satisfied, I'm a little disappointed in my time getting cut short. I guess I could have said something, but I thought it might seem jerky. Next time I'll just pay the half hour rate.[/QUOTE]I get the feeling that one of the girls I've gotten a couple times, Jennifer, also goes by Suki and maybe a couple other names. She's average body with a bit of a belly, shoulder length hair and has some type of blurry tattoo just above the crotch on her stomach. Her MO is to give a pretty nice experience except she tries to cut your time in half then when the main event starts she tries to rush you even more. She warms up again just in time for the tip. Watch the names and insist on the girl you came for in the first place unless you see someone you can't resist.

BTW, let me know if Michelle comes back, mmmmm.

Houndog *bark!

[QUOTE=Houndog1; 1377001]I get the feeling that one of the girls I've gotten a couple times, Jennifer, also goes by Suki and maybe a couple other names. She's average body with a bit of a belly, shoulder length hair and has some type of blurry tattoo just above the crotch on her stomach. Her MO is to give a pretty nice experience except she tries to cut your time in half then when the main event starts she tries to rush you even more. She warms up again just in time for the tip. Watch the names and insist on the girl you came for in the first place unless you see someone you can't resist.

BTW, let me know if Michelle comes back, mmmmm.

Houndog *bark![/QUOTE]Three different ladies. Bonnie, a little older, good English, Red Phoenix tat on her belly, up around navel. Jenny, Came in around Thanksgiving. No tat on front, shorter hair, New York provider with a decent body, will BBJ, but asks ahead how much tip. Says she wants to go by Annie. Suki, just in last two weeks, got in just before Lucy. Tat on bikini line, groomed shorter than most JHH girls, CBJ enthusiastic, but will start moving you out when you are finished. Told me she had cum, and could she finish by hand because she was to sensitive. Asked for foot rub, and got rest of time. Saw Lucy on way out. YMMV.

GTR

Went to Jhh the other day for the first time.

Ended up sitting in the front with mamasan for about 15 mins waiting.must have been a busy night.

Provider was average, not really my type. But I went for the FS anyway cause I'm a champ.

Can't remember the name unfortunately. Can any one recommend me one that has large knockers? I like knockers, don't hate LOL.

Keep safe

Not sure if you guys saw this, but another 3 parlors gone.

[url]http://www.fairfaxtimes.com/article/20110610/NEWS/706109555/-1/greenbelt-police-raid-two-suspected-brothels&template=fairfaxTimes[/url]

[url]http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/crime-scene/post/massage-parlors-raided-in-greenbelt/2012/02/04/gIQAZCNepQ_blog.html[/url]

[url]http://www.wjla.com/articles/2012/02/police-raid-suspected-prostitution-houses-in-greenbelt-72227.html[/url]

Be safe out there.

I don't know much about this kind of thing but if the law confiscates cash and cc. Reciepts to find out if its a money for illegal sex acts. Sounds like they don't have any thing. Apparently there are no charges made yet. No one is arrested. They can't find the owners.

So if I use my cc at the local AMP, what does that prove. And if they contact me at home, are they going to bust in while I'm watching my favorite NCIS show with my SO. And arrest me for charging my massage therapy on my CC. Oh my GF will be surprised that I have given in to her suggestions of getting a massage for sore muscles, and relaxation. And to use an AMP.

But to be quite honest. It was an asian massage therapist the gave me the exercise to cure my rotator cuff problems. Not the doc that wanted to cut me open and do a little cut and scape and see if that helps. LOL.

"What, they are doing sex there, too. I always thought that most CMT's give HJ. And more. Uhhhhh. Duhhhhh.

Dam, what have I been missing. I just love the massages."

Smiling Fox, ; }

Long time lurker here. I thought I would give my 2 cents on the cc issue. Of course, cash is king in this hobby. But if you insist on using a cc, get a prepaid, I. E greendot. You don't have to register it so theres no information connected.

[QUOTE=Bjozi; 1377051]Went to Jhh the other day for the first time.

Ended up sitting in the front with mamasan for about 15 mins waiting. Must have been a busy night.

Provider was average, not really my type. But I went for the FS anyway cause I'm a champ.

Can't remember the name unfortunately. Can any one recommend me one that has large knockers? I like knockers, don't hate LOL.

Keep safe[/QUOTE]Who did you see, what happened, how did she look, how much time was allotted? Guy, your report is just a generic report with no usable information except that you went to Jhh. Then you have the nerve to ask for info. You have not built up enough credibility to assure that you are not a LE. One report does not justify US to give YOU information about a provider. FNGs, I declare.

Propilot-Always check your six.

[QUOTE=Hawkeye In Md; 1376741]Fellow Mongers and Seniors,

NOTE: The following is fiction and for entertainment purposes only. Any relevance or semblance to reality is purely a coincidence.[/QUOTE]Aren't all these reports just for creative purposes and are figments of our imagination, that just so happen to feature real people and places?

Great report and good writing.

Thanks for the ML update, and I was just thinking about Mimi and whether to try her, but thanks to you, I think I'll pass and try another flavor.

Thanks to all here who contribute and pass on their wisdom and knowledge. It is very much appreciated.

Now, if only I had more time and money to use this knowledge.

Keep drinking

[QUOTE=Smiling Fox; 1377253]I don't know much about this kind of thing but if the law confiscates cash and cc. Reciepts to find out if its a money for illegal sex acts. Sounds like they don't have any thing. Apparently there are no charges made yet. No one is arrested. They can't find the owners.

So if I use my cc at the local AMP, what does that prove. And if they contact me at home, are they going to bust in while I'm watching my favorite NCIS show with my SO. And arrest me for charging my massage therapy on my CC. Oh my GF will be surprised that I have given in to her suggestions of getting a massage for sore muscles, and relaxation. And to use an AMP.

But to be quite honest. It was an asian massage therapist the gave me the exercise to cure my rotator cuff problems. Not the doc that wanted to cut me open and do a little cut and scape and see if that helps. LOL.

"What, they are doing sex there, too. I always thought that most CMT's give HJ. And more. Uhhhhh. Duhhhhh.

Dam, what have I been missing. I just love the massages."

Smiling Fox, ; }[/QUOTE]I am not a lawyer, so I do not know how LE can correlate every massage with an illegal activity. I think LE basically assumes that if ONE person tells them that an illegal activity happened inside, that there is illegal activity happening all the time. That would not be the truth at all. One activity does not make it a "Bawdy House". That is why when the police accost you outside of a spa, you tell them nothing happened inside. Always state that you had a massage and stick to what you say. If they ask if any sex was involved? No. There is nothing else to say or discuss. They will try to trip you up and trap you. Officer, I do not know what you are talking about. Even if they threaten to call your wife or girlfriend or to even lock you up for lying to them. Years ago an officer told me that he was going to call my wife, I told him that we were already separated for a year and getting a divorce. I took his leverage away from him.

They have no evidence, no condom, no proof! Le want and need information to make a case. If you stand your ground and do not give them any information, they will eventually let you go. They may may interrogate you for an hour or so and take your personal info, but they will have to let you go if you are clean. Be careful out there.

Propilot-Always check your six.

[QUOTE=Zappa3; 1370851]Since I seem to keep missing Lucy, I stated no preference and drew the new girl, Theresa, the other day. It sounded as if she had just started there. She seemed a little nervous, but not too bad. I got the impression that she thought I could be le. I assured her otherwise. For those of you who like a hard massage, she's the one for you. A tad too hard for my taste but I just went with it as she seemed to know what she was doing. After a little convincing, I received the ending that I was looking for but she still seemed nervous and a little hurried. Considering the options here, I would be 50/50 on repeating with her. She was relaxed and happy after my tip and implored me to ask for her next. I'm sure the ending would be nicer next time. She was pretty attractive and I'd guess mid 30s. Although not a spinner (my preference) she was pretty well put together w / natural cees. I did not get cheated on time and there was no towells on table, only doctors office type paper roll (maybe a little thick and softer). BTW, For the Lucy fans, she should be back now. On the way out I saw all girls, Jennifer, Bonnie, Candy, the old dude, and Lily.

Looks: 7. 5.

Body: 7. 5.

Attitude: 8.

Service: 7. 5[/QUOTE]I returned to jhh to see Lucy recently. Rockin good time as usual. I told her about my time with new girl Theresa and how she seemed afraid of me and thought I was LE. She told there is no Theresa and she thought it must have been Sherrie. She did have a tat on frontside, but to be honest with you tattoos aren't my thing. (sorry Lucy your skin is prettier than black ink) To me, tattoos are an annoying distraction like all that shitty graffiti that we have to see everywhere. Whether it be the side of a building, trash can, street sign, mountain side, you name it. I'd like to punish these graffiti "artist" by spraying them with a mixture of fiber glass, excrement, and creosote.

Anyway, I digress. It seems Theresa was probably Suki based upon several descriptions. I kind of liked her tatas. A bit saggy, but oh so natural. Good massage, full time honored, but she tried her damnest to make the ending as quick as possible like she placed a bet on it or something.