Massage Parlor Reports

Hey guys,

Anyone try My massage spa at 708 Dearborn? They post pretty often.The ads on cl look similiar to Lagunas in Streamwood. Let me know any info before I try please.

[QUOTE=Babeefacexxx]Hey guys,

Anyone try My massage spa at 708 Dearborn? They post pretty often.The ads on cl look similiar to Lagunas in Streamwood. Let me know any info before I try please.[/QUOTE]Been several times. Attractive women but no hint of extras, no accidental brushing, well covered.

Good price and quality if looking for legit.

has anyone seen this provider yet:

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/blissfully_relaxing_massage_42/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=2688109[/url]

I am skeptical because I think I have seen her ads before on CL and they definitely said she lived in a different location? Maybe she moved? maybe its bs?

I've seen a lot of guys complain about an uneventful TS. Tip. An uncovered table shower tells you everything you need to know. A 'professional masseuse' would bend over backwards to keep you covered. Period. So if you have something to say. The TS is a good place to say it. If your lucky and get a thorough TS w/o asking then good 4 you. But if you don't it's probably because they don't know you and are nervous or new or both. Tell them in a nice way that your cool (assuming you r). If they ignore your request then thats a sign to leave, switch to another masseuse, or just Tofft and factor it into your tip.

[QUOTE=Hold Caulfield]Was in Chicago on business a couple of weeks ago. Took L in from Midway and saw Xindy's from window. Knew about it from the forum, and since I didn't have a car, thought it would be good to try something I could get to easily from the L. Went in and asked for full hour with table shower. Quoted.7 and paid girl in front at the desk. Provider was Yuri. TS was so-so

Overall: TS 4

.[/QUOTE]

Last week I stopped by a AMP in Orland Park, kind of shocked me with its location. Older Korean massuses, fun to be had. Table shower decent massage 65hr not bad overall, would repeat in a pinch.

PM for more details.

[QUOTE=Donny Devito]KM - Humboldt Park

I know this location is right by a hospital and that's a good thing considering all the Latin Kings, GD's, etc. around that way. Is alright to take the CTA (train) to km or is simply gangster and should be avoided?[/QUOTE]


Donny,

There are very few areas of the city that are not safe during the day. If no one believes, just do a little research on crime statistics. More than 90% of killings are late at night between a perp and victim who know each other.

Humboldt Park is full of skinny-ass hipster white kids these days. If they can hack it, you should be able to.

As I mentioned last week, there is a new place on Lincoln Ave. between Irving and Montrose in the old Lakeview Holistic location. You can't miss it, just look for the sign reading "Enjoying Good Massage." I know what you're thinking -- catchy name.

Here's a report:

The good:
1) It's an AMP if that appeals to you. I had Lee-Lee (Lily???), who is young and trim.
2) Good prices, $40 for half-hour, $60 for hour
3) I opted for the hour, and actually got the full hour, with a better than average massage that was heavy on the "friendly" touching. Not rushed at all. No pretense of covering me with the towel. Big thumbs up there!!!
4) Was asked if I wanted to be massaged everywhere without mention of an additional tip. Also nice.
5) Not just clean, but actual new towels!!!!!

The bad:
1) I really hate to be mean, but Lee-Lee is a bit of a butter face.
2) No table shower (but told that it is coming - we will see)
3) Not sure about additional extras. Lack of English skills (hers, not mine), made this conversation nearly impossible. YMMV.
4) The place is not discreet enough for this city. The cheap sign and Asian staff practically scream "jack shack!" to anyone passing by. Received a major dirty look from the lady at the dry cleaners next door, and lots of stroller pushing moms were eyeballing the place as well. This place could be easily shut down, and you might want to go before the thorough police investigation ensues.

On the whole you can spend $100 or less and leave satisfied, so a decent value. Would love to hear reports from others on this place.

I've seen her a couple times. Good massage with a lot of teasing and a good finish. She's at least topless. I saw her in Rogers Park at her Condo. Her photo's are accurate.


[QUOTE=Stevo1414]has anyone seen this provider yet:

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/blissfully_relaxing_massage_42/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=2688109[/url]

I am skeptical because I think I have seen her ads before on CL and they definitely said she lived in a different location? Maybe she moved? maybe its bs?[/QUOTE]

Lee is the manager name. She switches girls every 3 weeks or so. Current staff is Lisa and Ginny. Ginny is abot 5''4 130. She provides an ok massage. She uses her hair to tease on back and near ass. She does use tongue to kiss. She lets you use mouth onfun bags. Sara is no longer there. She was about 5'4 and 110. Long black hair. She had mole on right arm. She was friendly and had a nice ass. She would only do HE. She would kiss and get on top of me to stroke. Gunnison has gone through many girls like sonia, coco, linda, lilly, genie etc. I like Gunnison because I have been customer for more than 8 years. No TS. Doors are not completely covered. Music stinks though because you hear commercials and this can ruin the moment. It's in a safe area with excellent parking.

[QUOTE=Luv Nooke2]This is a case of reading the forum being the quickest way to your answer. Lisunia's has been discussed at length and nothing there has changed. Do a quick search and you'll know as much about them as anyone.

Luv[/QUOTE]My response: I've only had HE at Lisunia. Olga and Ivanna know me well. They are extremely nice and are good actresses. Ivanna looks in your eyes and talks erotically. She gets close to it and breathes on it. She mimicks the movement but I have never had luck with her sticking it in. I would not want that anyway. She is a drinker though. She saya she is "never tired" when stroking too long. Olga lets me touch everything. She gets on top and rubs the shaved p. On leg. She gives a nice table shower. She wore hot black pants and an olive half shirt the time I went. Her eyes appear tired or on something though. I have never received anything other than HE and GFE in a way because of the way they treat me. By the way, no parking in back on the day I went because Caputos grocery.

Monica from Divine Spa works here. She said that her relative owns the place. She charges 60 at the door. You need to ring bell to get in. Parking is minimal and you need to park on side street. Monica is not a beauty. She gives a good massage and gets nude. She lets u touch. She also provides a TS massage. She also does 2 girl massage. She is very friendly. She speaks Spanish and limited on English. She might do more than HE and touching, but as I mentioned in other posts, I am not looking for more. Monica is 5'3 and weighs about 140. She wears jeans and has a nice rack when she has her shirt on. When it comes off, they are not that nice.

[QUOTE=Nino Torres]My response: I've only had HE at Lisunia. Olga and Ivanna know me well. They are extremely nice and are good actresses. Ivanna looks in your eyes and talks erotically. She gets close to it and breathes on it. She mimicks the movement but I have never had luck with her sticking it in. I would not want that anyway. She is a drinker though. She saya she is "never tired" when stroking too long. Olga lets me touch everything. She gets on top and rubs the shaved p. On leg. She gives a nice table shower. She wore hot black pants and an olive half shirt the time I went. Her eyes appear tired or on something though. I have never received anything other than HE and GFE in a way because of the way they treat me. By the way, no parking in back on the day I went because Caputos grocery.[/QUOTE]Sorry. I forgot to mention that Ivanna says she graduated with a degree in Finance from a college in Poland. Ha! I guess she makes more money massaging than utilizing her degree!

Went to OHARE girls. Paid 85 at the door and chose the hot black girl. She was friendly and wore a very sexy dress. She eventually learned that I was not going to spend a grand. I had to provide my own HE. The visit lasted less than 30 minutes. I just left and paid 120 total. Stupid, yes but I am not about to mess with this place because of the goons that are there watching. My own stupid error.

United Spa stinks. I always wind up with Jenny. I swear they must have a camera at the enterance because it is too coincidental that she always opens for me. She has known me for more than 10 years. My best experience is when we took a steam shower together and she soaped me and her up. She fingered me from behind. Her HJ stink. She just does not know how to do it. In the past, she has worn sexy outfits like a red tommy hilfiger dress that showed her nips in the shower. Just bored with her.

Kim is the employee. Short black hair, saggy boobs, and always wears a short white skirt. TS is ok and so is massage. She only provides HE. She does nothing else. She is not attractive. She is close to 60 years old. She is very friendly and will stroke you on the couch while she is on knees. She only accepts cash. 80 plus tip. Harlem and Touhy. Has a yellow sign on building for advertisement. The place is clean. Polish lady with big rack answers door and books apt. The girl I got changed into all black outfit which showed off her large cans, She let me remove the towel and get hard. She would not touch it. She said I could do it myself. She watched. Afterwards, she offered me water. I only went one time and do not think anything is offered. Darn because my therapist had large cans!

Does anyone go to Lidia located near Barry Ave and Newland in Galewood Montclare area? She is a skinny lady in her lat 20's from Yugoslavia. She works out of her basement and use to advertise in Chicago Magazine. She charged 90 for one hr and a half. She would wear Addidas pants and T shirt. I only received HE. I tried touching her cans but she had a way of stopping me with her elbows. She did let me put my hand down her pAnts to touch her ass. I don't have her number and don't want to drive to her house to ask. Anyway her name is Lidia, she is about 5'7, thin. If you see her, please respond.