The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=ExecTalent;2575622]Used to go with my lesbian friends (with benefits) all the time. Do they still have Lesbo-a-go-go? My one lesbian friend used to dance at Mons Venus in Tampa. She always gave me free lap dances to drum up business.

A little advice on managing lesbian relationships. Never come on too strong or tell them they are missing out on something. Be a buddy and let them decide when the time is right. If you watch porn, you know that lesbians do insert. It also helps if you know your way around a woman's body.

Another fun place to take lesbians is Fairvilla. Hang out in the toys section and you will be surprised by the amount of sweetness that shops there. It doesn't hurt if your lesbian friends are outgoing and will vouch for you. Again, don't push it. Follow their lead and go with the flow.[/QUOTE]That's what you called my report- and all my reports are entertaining. How come your one of the few geniuses in the rat hole to get that. Your reply was entertaining. I write reports on here all the time about places that are out of this world- and these people on here think their mastery of one-upmanship is entertaining. Their a joke. It's just a bunch of boring crap- that was the first sentence I wrote in my first report on the rat patrol. They haven't learned a thing. Direct quote " the rat trap is just a boring place to be. They have no idea of a deeper meaning of fun. They can't ride Superbikes, go to swingers clubs, lesbians bars, fantasyland in Tampa, go on SDC. " Pitiful.

Totally joking it's just the way you said "vigorously" defend reminded me of that scene. No foul no penalty. Just goofing around. It is ok to have some fun in the trap, right? It's not all about being mean and hateful.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2576382]You're joking right? I get laid daily. Some I pay and some I don't have to pay. I actually prefer paying. Less drama. I advise YOU to do the same.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2576848]So the grapevine said porky and mystical, who will be leading the gathering, are planning a meeting of the hens, just hens no dudes?

Swags.[/QUOTE]I don't know where you received your information. It was I, who planned for some of us ladies to get together. Namely, a few friends, and myself. Notice, I said ladies. Maybe when you display lady-like qualities, you will receive an invite.

There are plenty of cock-blockers on this forum, though only one of them spends every waking moment of their life hoping to throw shade in every direction in an attempt to feel better about their own insecurities.

Study harder, your analysis is misconstrued.

Anyone want to drop some bars?? Where you at Meek?

Ms. Divyne.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2576848]So the grapevine said porky and mystical, who will be leading the gathering, are planning a meeting of the hens, just hens no dudes?

Swags.[/QUOTE]Well if mystical has ANYTHING to do with planning this, it will be a guaranteed failure. She is full of herself and not a true friend. Nothing but a big mouth. I advise to stay away.

Chris5.

An interesting read:

[URL]http://time.com/3992788/amnesty-international-decriminalizing-sex-work/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2576848]So the grapevine said porky and mystical, who will be leading the gathering, are planning a meeting of the hens, just hens no dudes?[/QUOTE]I heard that may not be completely true.

I heard that I (the "[I]Picture Man[/I]") may be receiving an invitation, as they may want some photos taken to document the affair, and / or maybe the "[I]after party[/I]"!

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2576848]So the grapevine said porky and mystical, who will be leading the gathering, are planning a meeting of the hens, just hens no dudes?

Swags.[/QUOTE]Looks like the "Grapevine" is full of WEEDS again because I'm leading no gathering for anyone. But if a few of the ladies want to get together for brunch I'm game to attend.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2577459]Well if mystical has ANYTHING to do with planning this, it will be a guaranteed failure. She is full of herself and not a true friend. Nothing but a big mouth. I advise to stay away.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]What's the matter are you still mad that you can't control me like you try to do to others? Or is it that I'm an honest woman that doesn't give two shits about what you or whom ever thinks about what I say? Or could it be that the last time we spoke over the phone you couldn't handle me telling you about your ass because you wanted to play Mr Save A Hoe". Well the same Hoe is back at the very same thing she was at before she went to jail. It was the needle and the spoon and a trip to the moon that took her away! I've seen a lot of people that thought they were cool but we're only fools. Chew on that one My Love.

Oh and by the way I've still got nothing but love for Ya'.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD. (You too Christopher xoxo). LOL.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2577280]OK, first I will say I love hunting but baiting an animal to leave protected grounds and use a bow because you didn't want to draw attention right there shows you knew you were doing something illegal. BS the dude didn't know he was the last known black mane Lion. He deserves to have to shut down his practice and then some.

Swags.[/QUOTE]First.

Yes I am livid about Cecil.

I want this guy's head on a platter. Maybe he was ignorant and his team misled him. Not sure, I do not have all the details. But even if it was legit, who the fuq would shoot such a beautiful creature? Sad.

But regarding the black mane. Its my understanding that generally a black mane comes from those male lions who produce higher amounts of testosterone.

[QUOTE=Mystical0945;2577883]What's the matter are you still mad that you can't control me like you try to do to others? Or is it that I'm an honest woman that doesn't give two shits about what you or whom ever thinks about what I say? Or could it be that the last time we spoke over the phone you couldn't handle me telling you about your ass because you wanted to play Mr Save A Hoe". Well the same Hoe is back at the very same thing she was at before she went to jail. It was the needle and the spoon and a trip to the moon that took her away! I've seen a lot of people that thought they were cool but we're only fools. Chew on that one My Love.

Oh and by the way I've still got nothing but love for Ya'.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD. (You too Christopher xoxo). LOL.[/QUOTE]You continue to pass judgement on people without judging yourself. She is not using any needles or spoons. I had a very long talk with her and she assured me that she was not doing any of these things. You have a very cold heart and you need to stop passing judgement on people that you don't like. The person we are talking about is a very dear friend of mine. Poor thing have just had a hard time just like everybody else. You just seem to be Miss Perfect. That last conversation I had with you on the phone showed me how evil you were. Stop spreading false rumors. I honestly really don't like you anymore as a person, However I would definitely still like to have sex with you. That kiss we shared was memorable! Bye love!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Mystical0945;2577874]Looks like the "Grapevine" is full of WEEDS again because I'm leading no gathering for anyone. But if a few of the ladies want to get together for brunch I'm game to attend.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.[/QUOTE]Truth be told, I did give this bit of information to the grapevine, to test whether or not monger / provider confidentiality would be breached. So not only did Swags out her source, but she opened up a whole NEW can of worms. Hey girl, say hi to your one hit wonder boy for me, and you should really stop fucking for free and do your job. Oh that's right, she traded for pharmaceuticals and dinner was included.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2568397]And everyone is to believe this is a "real" monger that has all of 10 posts, first one using a well known name instead of "I'm a noob" and the others bs pitty patty posts to #10 one of his ATF's yet this is his first review of the provider? Slice it and dice it any way you want it's still going to come out as BShiot!!

Swag.[/QUOTE]Very real monger. Saw him more than once glad I am among his ATF's.

Sincerely,

Sophia.