Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Bud For U]Since I had a day to think about my next romp I decided look around the forum to see if any of the seniors had anything to say about my Wednesday date. Glad I did. It seems Mr Malibu ( thanks Bro ) has had a couple of dates with my next adventure and his reports were less that what I had hoped for. Both trips were rushed to include " Papi, hurry up" which for me is the ultimate turn off, especially at these prices. To add addtional pain to the story her blowjobs were called "toothy and painfull " He also said he would not go back.Time to move on.[/QUOTE]
That report you read about her from me was from awhile ago. I did see her once after that and although her bj still hurt, she was less hurried and didn't ask for the increased donation. In good faith though and to keep the peace at this place, I tipped her $.40 the second time to even it out from the $ I tipped her the first time.

9 outta' 10 guys would swear by her, but I'm the 1 exception I guess. Nice lady, amazing assetts; she and I just must be opposite signs as the chemistry just was never there. But, if you want to see a flawless body, you should see her at least once.

[QUOTE=B Malibu]That report you read about her from me was from awhile ago. I did see her once after that and although her bj still hurt, she was less hurried and didn't ask for the increased donation. In good faith though and to keep the peace at this place, I tipped her $.40 the second time to even it out from the $ I tipped her the first time.

9 outta' 10 guys would swear by her, but I'm the 1 exception I guess. Nice lady, amazing assetts; she and I just must be opposite signs as the chemistry just was never there. But, if you want to see a flawless body, you should see her at least once.[/QUOTE]After meeting her and chatting with her for a minute she did come off as being a nice girl. The boby was spectacular. Big tits falling out all over the place, great basketball ass and oozing sex, and who knows, it might be a chemistry thing.YMMV

I have had some moddest sessions with some providors and others have had their socks blown off.

I have not ruled her off the to-do list.

[QUOTE=King Lucky]Where are the white providers located?[/QUOTE]
Thier expiration date came up,like on a milk carton or loaf of bread.

I believe most of the white providers are called wives!

And they are no one's ATF.

LOL

[QUOTE=Bud For U]In the past I have been basically a consumer interested in a great massage with a happy ending. Some of my regulars after getting to know them have served up bbbj's but up until recently have not been a F/S guy.

After reading some full service adventures I thought this might be something I might want try to see if it was my cup of tea.

The hot spot used by many veterans that is kept secret because of its superior quality girls and club like exclusivity was suggested to me via pm. He was generous enough to give me a phone number.

So I called mms M and she needed a name of my referral and said she would verify it and call me make, which she did. My appoint was for 2 with H, the Monday Latino. I arrived 10 minutes early and met the greeter. Very nice girl, very nice location. Paid my fifty and was taken to room # 2. Small but neat and clean. M offered a shower which I took and back to my room to await my guest.

H arrived shortly after with her previously described boots, a very short dress, low cut. Very pretty girl, long dark hair, pretty eyes, nice body with c plus tits.

I started on my stomach and got a brief massage but saw what the game was and wanted to get started. I rolled over and instanly had one of those big brown nipples in my mouth. She had my dick in her hand and the party started. She manually installed the pink cover and quickly had my dick in her mouth. Perhaps because it was my first time with her and she was not aware of how I like my dick sucked it seemed a bit rushed and mechanical which was ok because what I really wanted to do was fuck her. Again, because I was new I was not sure of all the rules and did not want to offend her, I let her show me the way.

She got on top of me and inserted my cock, I noticed when she did her eyes rolled back in her head and a small smile showed up on her very pretty lips. After a bit of her stroking me I wanted some standing mish where I could take over. She seemed to be into it. She watchd me fucking her and wet her finger and played with her clit. My strokes were long and deep, slow and easy and took my time wanting to enjoy it and take it all in. The visual was spectacular.

Next was standing doggie. This is where the pace picked up. The reason I think she actually was having a good time was that she clutched the sheets in her right fist and squeezed them and with her left hand up against the wall pushed herself into me. I was getting ready to blow so slowed the pace and flipped her back over to finish in standing mish. Whether it was legit or not the "don't stop papi" was a turn on. I wanted to cum so the strokes became long deep and hard which she took like a champ. I blew my load in the hat and fell on her for some neck kissing and more of the "oh Papi" thing.

Pulled out, got the clean up with some broken english conversation and got dressed . During my good bye hug she reached down and started to play with my cock. It musted lasted for a minute........fucking unbelievable.

Met mms M up front. She wanted to make sure all went well. I assured her it did. After explaing the secrecy rules she gave me the schedule of the girls and invited me back.

On a scale of 1 thru 10 it was a 8.5. Very good for my first time. I can see how repeats with one of your favorites could become habit forming.

Fifty entry, buck ten for my girl, twenty for M to show my gratitude.

Bud[/QUOTE]Hey bud would you consider PM'ing me the place sounds like a great place to try out.

Stu

[QUOTE=B Malibu]First, it has nothing to do with legal protection, it's just our version of "shorthand" just like any other business or club uses. I'm sure if (here, I'll spell it out for you) Law Enforcement wanted to crack down on Johns, there's always that possibility that they could try to take the information written here and use it for coercion. However, Jackson has stated numerous times that A) The servers are located outside of the USA's legal jurisdiction, B) Jackson has NEVER been contacted by any Law Enforcement agency of any kind, and C) There's really no proof of any solicitation.

Second, its a hell of a lot easier to write a report from your Blackberry or I-Phone if you can abbreviate (even though I still like my Razor as I can text while I drive). Haha...
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Lastly, and as an addendum, my narcissism has subsided... Too many providers have learned about these review sites and for guys like me who used to write a lot of details to "help" the lost and frustrated monger, or even recommend business for those that needed it, it has now backfired. I know there are guys on this very site that have outed my handle to particular establishments. Why would you guys do that? Sure, a particular Mms I know is cool with the reviews, but only for referral purposes. But, as they say, "loose lips sink ships," and therefore I highly doubt you'll be hearing anymore juicy posts from me (my fault I guess). The only stuff I'll probably continue to write about is when I meet a worthwhile SW. But hell, even 80% of the SW's out there have handles on here and read about themselves daily so that's pointless now too. Maybe I'll just snap a few photos and contribute that way, or I can simply just respond to moronic posts. Hahaha...For the boys I know and trust, feel free to hit me up via PM to share exciting details or any new findings and I'll be sure and do the same. Probably best for me to turn off my transponder from here on out.[/QUOTE]Bmal. Sorry to hear that people are being like that. They really should know better than to do stupid thing like that. I always loved hearing the adventures of Bmal. Hope it wouldn't be forever

Stu

[QUOTE=Modernistx]Anyway, just thought I'd share my story of wandering aimlessly with the hopes to score.![/QUOTE]Hey Modern. Wow what a story. So I am guessing you paid about $60 in gas. LOL Thanks for the stories though.

Stu

I checked out this place on the first day they were open, today. For those that have been around a while the address may look familiar. It is the old ranch location. Service was not in the ranch's league unfortunately. Massage only on my visit. It is an asian place that does massage and facials. I was not able to give a facial however, LOL. I may go back for another spin but I didn't see much promise

13974 Ponderosa Santa Ana
714 973 7950

[QUOTE=The Camel]Most of my "amantes" over the last 15 years have been latinas with little English, and I'd like to penetrate....uh, explore this P4P market a little bit. What papers do you check out? I've picked some up in OC, but haven't seen any chica for hire classifieds in any but the local edition of El Clasificado.

I always check out EC up in L.A. where I live. Tons of ads. What frustrates me is they all pretty much say the same thing, don't often indicate what part of the city they're in. So it turns into just a long list of indistinguishable phone numbers, and I'm too lazy to make a bunch of phone calls to figure out who does what for how much and where. I specially like the idea that many of these chicas are available around the clock - so say the ads.[/QUOTE]
Cant be lazy. Gotta call all that you want to try. I tell them the city Im in. I also tell them up front that I am American and if that will be a problem. 90 percent are ok with that. I just call untill I find what I want. That is part of the fun. Its too easy to just walk in to an AMP.

[QUOTE=Juan Pablo]Here's one:

[url]http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/thp/1659822479.html[/url][/QUOTE]

If she is for real, she is problaby $200 per hour to start for the massage... or she has a penis.

Anyone know?

2 days ago I was at Carls for a crap burger. I saw Coral Spa and figured what the hell. I needed to relax after eating and could lay down while I got as massage. I get Julie, Middle aged in a shirt and some kind of nylon pants. Her ass looked small and tight from what I could see. She did a good massage so when she was close I rubbed her leg. She didint back off so I went for her ass. Yeah its a tiny korean tight ass. She had no problems with some rubbing. So she gets to my ass and does one hell of a sensual rub all over, in between down the crack and then some ball stroking. It was good believe it or not. After 10 minutes of her ball massage and ass rubbing I flip. Does this sensual all around up and down then more ball rubbing. She gently slides her hand up my shaft. Does this pretty good 2 hand sensual while slowly stroking. I was surprised. Tipped 40 and out.

Anyone seen this white lady yet? Shes in Laguna Hills too and works out of her apartment.

Full body coconut oil Massage by sweet natured beautiful therapist.
Swedish, Esalen, Deep Tissue, Reiki, Stretching, Intuitive Massage & Bodywork.... and more.

Out call available. In call Laguna Hills Studio. (530) 261-1628
please call cell phone to schedule. Not usually by computer to respond to appointment requests.

Rates include transportation, super luxury massage table, linens, oils and healing relaxing music and professional body work session.
One hour $70
One hour half $90
Two hour $140
$10 discount for In-call appointments in studio

About me
Graduate of the Desert Institute Healing Arts, 1000 Hour Massage Therapy 2003
Trained at Barbara Brennan School of Healing, Uppleder Institute, and Berkeley Institute
I specialize in Energy Healing, and Deep Tissue

[QUOTE=Ib Mike]I checked out this place on the first day they were open, today. For those that have been around a while the address may look familiar. It is the old ranch location. Service was not in the ranch's league unfortunately. Massage only on my visit. It is an asian place that does massage and facials. I was not able to give a facial however, LOL. I may go back for another spin but I didn't see much promise

13974 Ponderosa Santa Ana
714 973 7950[/QUOTE]

I went today and had Julie, a spinner Vietnamese, semi cute.

Great massage and on the flip junior was ready. She said to do it myself and she would help underneath. Not what I wanted so stuck with the massage.

[QUOTE=bronco]Cant be lazy. Gotta call all that you want to try. I tell them the city Im in. I also tell them up front that I am American and if that will be a problem. 90 percent are ok with that. I just call untill I find what I want. That is part of the fun. Its too easy to just walk in to an AMP.[/QUOTE]

Not lazy, but definitely very busy, so I need these ads to provide a little more info and inspiration. Also don't need my phone number recorded in dozens of provider/brothel phone logs around town. Some of the ads give location, but most don't. I suspect that the reason for that at least up here in L.A. is that the locations are dicey areas to be in and park your car on the street in at night. I personally don't have a problem being in the hood, but leaving my car on a street heavily trodden with shady characters is another story.

Why do 10% of the places have a problem with you being a gabacho? Is it fear that you could be an undercover? I used to hang out in a couple of mexican bars that had some low key ficha activity going on, and would at times have dancers and working girls come in - do some cheap lap dances and some guys would take them for hotel dates later on. I was real comfortable in these joints and then one day discovered that some of the "recently arrived" ficheras and some of the patrons weren't too comfortable about my white ass being there. One guy bought me a beer and told me that everybody thought I was a narc, vice, or la migra. So I decided I didn't want to chill the good times these folks were looking for, and now I stay away from these places. So I suppose the same fears could run through a stealthy provider operation. Not particularly good reasoning on their part as you would figure that an LE undercover operation would seek to blend in by using latino officers, not stand out. But still, I get their paranoia.

So that is a good tip - telling them I'm gabacho before I go. Though that would be evident from my less than fluent spanish.

[QUOTE=Migrant One]I went today and had Julie, a spinner Vietnamese, semi cute.

Great massage and on the flip junior was ready. She said to do it myself and she would help underneath. Not what I wanted so stuck with the massage.[/QUOTE]

A semi cute spinner viet? OMG dude dont start a mad rush to the place. Self service is way funny. Guess you could massage yourself too. Where are the damn cute young spinner sluts hiding?

This isn't the one next to the Haircut place and a bar, in that little strip area on Ponderosa is it? I think I've had Julie there before, she actually gives a good massage, but I haven't gotten anything else from her. (If it's the same place I'm talking about). OK, maybe I'm slow. What does 'helping underneath' mean? she'd massage the family jewels while you self service?

[QUOTE=Migrant One]I went today and had Julie, a spinner Vietnamese, semi cute.

Great massage and on the flip junior was ready. She said to do it myself and she would help underneath. Not what I wanted so stuck with the massage.[/QUOTE]