Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=No Id]Hey guys,

Has this ever happen to you? just visited a spa not to long ago. got the usual hj. Two weeks later get a post card from the place mailed to my house saying thanks for visiting and to please come again. WTF! now my girl who lives with me is asking a ton of questions. And I don't know what to say![/QUOTE]

Sheit. Every time I hear a story of someone going through our pockets, not sure if that was the case here or not, I can't help but think that we should leave mouse traps in our pants the next time we visit one of these joints.

[QUOTE=TheWoodButcher]So normally I am much more of a AMP guy but Im in the mood for something different. So my question is this, If I try out Lisunias am I going to get the service Im looking for? and for said service what am I going to have to pay? Generally Im happy with a HR but are they super cautious there? I would hate to get shut down.[/QUOTE]

This is a case of reading the forum being the quickest way to your answer. Lisunia's has been discussed at length and nothing there has changed. Do a quick search and you'll know as much about them as anyone.

Luv

KM - Humboldt Park

I know this location is right by a hospital and that's a good thing considering all the Latin Kings, GD's, etc. around that way. Is alright to take the CTA (train) to km or is simply gangster and should be avoided?

Went to the place that advertises as Lina's Massage, Sylvia's massage, and 777 massage. The girls in the picture do work there and are pretty cute. I went there and they kept changing the price on me. It started at $65 and somehow got up to $85, so I just left.

The girls might be worth that much, if service is delivered. Has anyone tried it?

[QUOTE=Marak5]There are 2 in Downers Grove. 1 at Main & Ogden and another down the street, also on Ogden Avenue. One is called King's Spa and the other is Ace Spa. You can google for the exact address but they are easy to find. King's Spa is 2 doors down from Walgreens to the East.[/QUOTE]There's also Garden Spa, which is next to the auto parts store. Some people said they've struck out there. When you go in, at the beginning of the massage, look at the girl like you recognize her, and quietly say that you swear you saw her once or twice at Ace. Several years ago.

Then there's Maple Spa. I personally don't like the place. But other reviewers mention that they do.

[QUOTE=Donny Devito]KM - Humboldt Park

I know this location is right by a hospital and that's a good thing considering all the Latin Kings, GD's, etc. around that way. Is alright to take the CTA (train) to km or is simply gangster and should be avoided?[/QUOTE]It would seem that KM would not be a good fit for you.

[QUOTE=Whisper2000]Went to the place that advertises as Lina's Massage, Sylvia's massage, and 777 massage. The girls in the picture do work there and are pretty cute. I went there and they kept changing the price on me. It started at $65 and somehow got up to $85, so I just left.

The girls might be worth that much, if service is delivered. Has anyone tried it?[/QUOTE]I have been there a couple of times. Girls are hot, price was 65 cash. Do not bother using your credit card b/c they say it doesn't work. Massage sucks, but if you have balls whip it out and release your frustration. They do not seem to mind. I have only had Irina, she has big fun bags.

Good luck.

Found an ad on CL and dialed the number. The ad appears quite regular. Asian massage yadda, yadda, anyway the woman does incall out of her apt. I arrived and was greeted by a pleasant woman in her mid 30s, wearing a sheer nightgown, big boned woman I would describe her as. She spoke good english. I was led to a bedroom with a where there was a towel laid out over a bed. I'm thinking, there is no way I'm getting a good massage here. She says 1hr is.65 and half is.45. I go for the hour and about 10 mins. Into the so-so massage she suggests I go for the 30 min. Session and offers the options. I choose a CBJ for.6. I do give her an A for effort and enthusiasm. Not sure if I'll repeat, 1.05 for a quick CBJ? I think there is better value elsewhere.

[QUOTE=Donny Devito]KM - Humboldt Park

I know this location is right by a hospital and that's a good thing considering all the Latin Kings, GD's, etc. around that way. Is alright to take the CTA (train) to km or is simply gangster and should be avoided?[/QUOTE]The neighborhood is fine. If you're not driving you're probably going to find it easiest to get there by bus (or train and bus depending on where you're coming from).

[QUOTE=Donny Devito]KM - Humboldt Park

I know this location is right by a hospital and that's a good thing considering all the Latin Kings, GD's, etc. around that way. Is alright to take the CTA (train) to km or is simply gangster and should be avoided?[/QUOTE]I'm white, have lived literally around the corner from this place for over 3 years now, and have not had a problem once since I've been here. This area is slowly gentrifying, there has been a noticeable change even in 3 years. In 5 years this area will be just as yuppie as everything east of Western. You'll be fine.

Has anyone visited this girl?

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/_312_643_0202_hawaiian_therapist_60_hr_40_half_hr_/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=2996445[/url]

I have, and let me just say it was a lot of fun. I can never get a hold of her to repeat and see if there are extras. What is everyone else think?

If you like some fat girls yin is the place all the good looking girls are out know the have some fat girls that are working there (200) and over some people like that. I am looking for tina that worked at yin can somebody tell me were she works now.

[QUOTE=Ncogni2]I would have to agree with Vegas. The 2 chicas that I prefer are almost never tehre anymore. I don't know if they still go there or not. I never had the testicular capacity to ask too. Don't want to offend the other chicas.

That's why I'm glad i found out about that other place on Western that is close to me. :P[/QUOTE]

Infrequent poster but discovered something worth sharing with the forum. Stopped by BD on N. Lincoln Ave recently and had a massage with Ada. Experience and ratings were much the same as my previous post about BD (skipped the TS this time) but that is not my reason for writing this. As I'm getting dressed afterward, I witness the cardinal sin of AMPs. Re-folding the towel that was just used on me and placing it back on the table. Disgusting. I'm not talking about a towel that I was just laying on top of, I'm talking about a towel that was dragged through every dark corner of my ass and nuts as I was being cleaned up after my HE. I called her on it and she became very nervous and started whispering some gibberish about it being the owner's policy or practice or whatever BS excuse she was trying to make. Last time I ever set foot in there. Given my budget constraints, it's not often that I even make it out for a massage and witnessing that at the end ruins the whole experience. Makes me think this hobby can be a true waste of time and my hard earned money. Then again, my only alternatives are a) start getting weekly treatments for carpal tunnel syndrome, b) start vacationing in asia, or c) head back to Austria (discovered their brothels during a trip last summer! ). If money were no object, it would be B all the way. Oh well. Back to fantasizing about finding a hot young asian girl to give me a soapy massage in some secret back room MP hidden in Chinatown! A guy can dream, right?

[QUOTE=Donny Devito]KM - Humboldt Park

I know this location is right by a hospital and that's a good thing considering all the Latin Kings, GD's, etc. around that way. Is alright to take the CTA (train) to km or is simply gangster and should be avoided?[/QUOTE]

KM is by on Division by Rockwell. The closest stations are at Division/Ashland and Western/Armitage. Either way a long walk. Best to use Division and then take Division Bus which drops you almost in front.

Ah, I just woke up. Dreaming about Tropical. I came up on eighty dollars a few days ago (Monday) and knew right away what I wanted to do with it. I got off at the Damen stop, stopped to get a bite to eat at this pizza place, and then proceeded to Tropical off of Western. I got there and it was raining but I couldn't help but notice all the hot little latinas on my way, including on the CTA. When I got there, I got Karen who has a really hot body and so-so face. They had some really hot latinas in there that I was hoping to get but I think some of them just clean up and might not do massages. Anyways, the table shower was in use so I opted for the massage first. Got that hot little puerto rican buck naked in my dream. She let me explore for the whole hour. I normally would have only paid 60 for the extras but since she was providing a good service throughout, I decided to give her 80 extra. It was a hot hour and I realize I overpaid but I don't get the latinas very often. If it was an AMP joint, I would have gotten the same service for 40 or 60. Either way it was a good time. I would repeat if I was made of money bags but I'll be sticking to the AMPs for a while until I come up on some money again.