Eva at Relaxation Massage
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Having come up empty with all my regulars, I decided to call this one up on a Friday evening. The girl on the phone (anna?) spoke decent english. She gave me a southfield address and said she could do an hour appt if I showed up in the next 15 minutes (it was about 6:30 pm) Once I reached the apt building, I was buzzed in promptly. Front door was slightly cracked open, but I couldn't see who was there. So I enter and there is this fugly girl with bad teeth standing just out of sight of the entrance. Now I'm not judgmental usually, but I have a thing against gums being disproportionately larger than teeth. This one had those but big ass tits as well, which I'm a sucker for. She ushered me into the apartment that was totally empty save for a massage table in one bedroom. "my name eva, 0. 6 for hour, 0. 4 for half". I realized this is not the person I had been talking to on the phone, bare minimum english, I prefer someone who can communicate, so I chose the half. She wants the money upfront. Ok here you go. Scurried out of the room, stashed it, confirmed to her handler on the phone that money had been exchanged, and returned. I lay on my back (I figure might as well get my money's worth, it's just a hh.) so she starts rubbing some lavender talcum powder scented oil sh*t on my chest that made me smell like a sex toy. However, she is doing this standing at my head, rubbing her big tits all over my face as she reached over every time. Did I mention I am a sucker for big cans LOL. So I ask her to take her top off. "you give tip 0. 3". No way I'm paying that much just to see some tits, pass. She continues rubbing, while I wait for her to get real. Soon she starts rubbing near the boys and the little guy is quickly at full salute. I give in, but tell her she needs to take care of junior too. "no, 0. 4 for HJ, 0. 6 for BJ" in hand signals, she can't speak much english. At this point I am tired of negotiating but no way I'm paying miss biggums 0. 6 to suck me off. So I agree to 0. 4 but at least rub your tits on it. "no, 0. 6 tip. " f*ck it, just 0. 4 for HJ then, agreed. "first give tip. " okay byatch, here's your money. Takes money, confirms transaction with handler on phone, and gets to work on junior right away. I'm like hold on, it's just been 5 minutes since we got started. Slows down for a minute and then back at it. I ask her to slow down again but she's back at it soon after. So I try to distract her by having her work on my back. "oh you want back now? Oh no, I clean oil first. " note to self, so glad I didn't lie face down on that massage table, because those sheets / towels aren't being changed. Forget it, just work on my legs or something. Does that for 2 minutes and then she is back working my rod. Slow down girl. Half a min later back again. This is pointless, so I let her just jack me off. The nice part was she was playing with my chocolate starfish while jacking me off, which was a first for me and quite enjoyable tbh. Anyway, 15 minutes in I was done. She cleaned me up with some warm wet towels and led me out to the doorway where I'd left my shoes.
Now here's the strange part. She insists on putting my shoes and socks on. Is this a cultural thing? I'm like no I don't like my no show socks pulled all the way up to my shins. Doesn't give up. I tell her again, it's okay I'm a big boy now, I can put my own shoes on. "no, I put for you. " probably wanted a 0. 1 tip for that as well. Anyway I got my footwear on and stumbled out of there a bit dazed. Not one of my best AMP experiences. Felt cheap and dirty. I don't mind spending, but there has to be some connection. This one just wanted to grab my money and get me out of there. And here's the kicker, as I'm leaving she says "next time ask for eva". Yeah right, like that's going to happen.
Anyway, that was my experience, YMMV as always.