Michelle, Miss Customer Service
Figured I should report on Michelle. Found her twice near the bridge on Sully. First time, I thought she looked good before picking her up and then almost didn't just before she got in, she had that missing all the teeth look. Thought what the heck, I'm in a hurry. She launched into what might be the best customer service speach I've ever heard, "I want to make you happy and make you come back, what do you like, how do you like it, etc. ".
She meant it!
I made kind of a weird request and she just says, never done that before, could be hot, if it turns you on, let's do it. Cool.
So yeah, she's not a beauty queen, but she's nice and has pretty eyes. So I picked her up next time I saw her, just because customer service, right?
I think she had teeth in, looked better and I could understand her better. Gave me the same customer service pitch. I figured I'd test that a little. Not disappointed one bit.
She's nice. She's a pleaser. Treat her well.
Jojo on Parsons. Tuesday night 1130 PM.
Whats with the bumps on Sullivant from Central to West Park? I'm going to avoid that stretch for a while. Nothing much going on in the west side. Saw a few ugly women. After all these years, I finally spotted Jamie C by Brehl and Sully. I've seen her mugshots many times, but have never actually seen her out until now! I decided to pass. One other thing. Which one of you guys ran over the fire hydrant by Josie's Pizza across from Chase Bank? The water shot up three stories high. It was the like the last time I creampied Kamerin T.
So for once, the west side was a bust. I drove over to Parsons. I saw Jojo at Woodrow. 5 foot 6, slender, blonde hair tied up and ready for blowjobs. She got in. We didn't go to far. She wanted 50 for FS. Yeah right. She's 31. Women over 30 don't get paid more than 30 for BBFS. Shit, even young attractive women rarely get paid more than 30. She wanted to park close to Parsons. So we parked in some small apartment complex lot. For 25, she did an above average BBBJ. She only stopped once to complain about the heat. When you're a junkie, your body is constantly overheating. I nutted in her mouth. She spat the cum all over the driver's side door of the car we were parked next to. So if you live in Gerbil Village you might want to clean my DNA evidence off of your drivers side door and window. Or just leave it on. My superior sperm is probably good for a cars exterior. No, I didn't get her last name. I was going to give her cigarettes, a lighter and a new crack pipe but she was determined to run out to the dope house ASAP. She belted out her phone number as she jumped out of the car. Anyone want the digits? Send me a message. Sure it was good, but you can get better looking younger women for less money. Columbus is a buyers market.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I picked up Cindarella on Hudson on Sunday night at 11 PM. She is an attractive 30 year old mixed SW who can be seen near the crackhouse at McGuffey and Maynard. Actually, all the hookers can be seen there. Long story short, this woman is paranoid, volatile and just plain unpleasant. We did BBFSCIP for 20. You know when you pump gas in the car, you jiggle the pump so that every last drop of gas gets in the tank? Well that's what I do when shoot sperm into a woman. I gave Cindarella couple extra deep thrusts so every drop of cum got deep inside her. She wiped off her pussy with some napkins. I was going to drop her off at the crackhouse on McGuffey, but she wanted to score her crack at the Marathon station instead. That place is an open air drug market. No, I don't have her real name or pic. Do any of you guys have this info? A 20 dollar creampie is a good deal, but there are substantial risks in dealing with her. Even after I nutted in her, she still kept asking if I was a cop.
Let me tell you about the first time I saw Cindarella. It was several months ago at the marathon station. She took her clothes off and took a hit on her crack pipe on the side of the building that faces 71. Right in front of everyone. I grabbed my phone and began recording. I wasn't to sly about it all. As soon as I got my phone to work, she put her clothes back on, came over to where I was parked, yelled "why are you recording?" I denied I was recording her, and it was obvious I was lying. Then she threw a cup of pop at my car. A group of people who looked like homeless junkies walked up to my car and I sped off. I have video if anyone wants to see that. I got to warn you, when it comes to recording video on my phone, I'm no Tarantino.
Angel with the tattoo and ducklips
You guys have to be kidding. To each his own I guess. I've seen her out many times. I've never picked her up. Even without the tattoo and the bad collagen job, I would pass. I could say a few more things, but don't want to rack up anymore points. You guys pick her up while I pick up women who actually look good.