Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Niceguy Dayton]I was in town for 24 and wanted to try the local fair. After reading the forums my first choice was the streetwalker scene along N/C/47 reported on so frequently. The weather and time did not allow so I opted for MP. After reading the forums and seeing an obvious choice I opted for MK on Division.

I met Julie. Decent looking 23 y/o Korean dressed in denem capris and a sleeveless shirt like she was going to the grocery for a loaf of bread. We did .6 for an hour w/TS. The water was luke warm at best and the air cold. Especially, when the air handlers kicked on. I ended up shivering like a wet pup with his nuts sucked up inside his body for warmth. Julie never made eye contact nor did she smile or talk. Her massage was terrible. There were only a couple of moments when the hope for relaxation or excitement presented them selves, only to be dashed by Julies poor shill and frequent leaving the room for a minute or two at a time. But of course, Julie's worst skill was with Mr. Happy. I've seen more skill and experienced more motivation by a high school girl giving her first HR. To her credit Julie had a nice ass and decent body, though her tummy was not flat and her tits were very overdone - something that seems common and which I do not understand. I would rather have a girl with natural Bs than bolt on Ds and day. Especially when it compliments the proportions of their body.

Anyway, I did make a little mess which Julie cleaned up for me, gave a .2 tip and left neither relaxed or really satisfied.

In Ohio and Texas, where I have sampled the wares often - the rate seems to be .4/.6 for half/full hour plus $ tip for a full menu. And the girls aren't shy. Here it seems over prices and under served. Oh well, that's life.

Monger safe.
NGD[/QUOTE]

I can't say I am a regular at MK, but I've been there a few times.

Julie is reserved when she meets a new customer. Tell her that you have been there before, and give her the name of the other therapist there. She will immediately be more relaxed.

Don't' look for FS there, but you will leave happy. MK is one of the few AMPs where they do not negotiate tips, so please treat them fairly.

[QUOTE=Niceguy Dayton]I was in town for 24 and wanted to try the local fair. After reading the forums my first choice was the streetwalker scene along N/C/47 reported on so frequently. The weather and time did not allow so I opted for MP. After reading the forums and seeing an obvious choice I opted for MK on Division.

I met Julie. Decent looking 23 y/o Korean dressed in denem capris and a sleeveless shirt like she was going to the grocery for a loaf of bread. We did .6 for an hour w/TS. The water was luke warm at best and the air cold. Especially, when the air handlers kicked on. I ended up shivering like a wet pup with his nuts sucked up inside his body for warmth. Julie never made eye contact nor did she smile or talk. Her massage was terrible. There were only a couple of moments when the hope for relaxation or excitement presented them selves, only to be dashed by Julies poor shill and frequent leaving the room for a minute or two at a time. But of course, Julie's worst skill was with Mr. Happy. I've seen more skill and experienced more motivation by a high school girl giving her first HR. To her credit Julie had a nice ass and decent body, though her tummy was not flat and her tits were very overdone - something that seems common and which I do not understand. I would rather have a girl with natural Bs than bolt on Ds and day. Especially when it compliments the proportions of their body.

Anyway, I did make a little mess which Julie cleaned up for me, gave a .2 tip and left neither relaxed or really satisfied.

In Ohio and Texas, where I have sampled the wares often - the rate seems to be .4/.6 for half/full hour plus $ tip for a full menu. And the girls aren't shy. Here it seems over prices and under served. Oh well, that's life.

Monger safe.
NGD[/QUOTE]



Are you talking about KM on Division and Rockwell?? I am a regular there and have NEVER had a problem....it's one of the surest bets you can find!!! As for Julie, the Julie I always see has Bs at best and certainly not fakies!!! Not sure you have the right place?!?!?!

Gina's latest is called "Aiva", with photo on display on CL (adult). She's operating out of the Belmont locale. Anyone care to file a report (or pm me, if you prefer). Not so inclined to take another one for the team at the moment.

Went to KM for a little Sat. Night rub after a long day on the links. Got an hour with TS. Got the full on walk on back, deep rub down and then the standard finish. Topped off with an "ok honi? ". As always, got what I paid for and left with a little bottle of water. In and out for 1.

Will return

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I read some reviews on TER and decided to go for the $100 massage with french finish. I am thinking of writing these reviewers personally and asking WTF!! Are the majority of mongers fat, old and toothless? Are mongers vile, disgusting pigs who stink and have stains on their clothes, just glad anyone with a vagina will touch them? Is the average monger an American version of fat bastard? This woman was a 2. There is a huge white trash population on the far North side. They are southern, white trash hicks that sound (and look) like they live in a trailer park. (Go to a bar like Carol's Pub before midnight and check out the crowd.) This is Jade. I am sure she is a nice lady, but she is sloppy and not hot. I think I am done with TER because the information is never close to accurate. I think I would like to network with some guys here and find people who have the same standards as me. Has anyone seen Alena? great reviews but I am weary..

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MJ

[QUOTE=Antonio]Gina's latest is called "Aiva", with photo on display on CL (adult). [/QUOTE]It is my opinion that there is no possible way that photo is real.

[QUOTE=Mj138]I think I would like to network with some guys here and find people who have the same standards as me. Has anyone seen Alena? great reviews but I am weary..[/QUOTE]
Concerning Alena, all I'll say is, on her website notice that every single picture hides her stomach. Draw whatever conclusion you will...

I saw her several years ago, so I don't have a memory of the session. She was thick around the middle back then. Hard-to-reach (for me) North side location made it impossible for me to see her regularly.

[QUOTE=Mj138]I think I would like to network with some guys here and find people who have the same standards as me. Has anyone seen Alena? great reviews but I am weary..

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MJ[/QUOTE]

I agree with Panther. I also saw her a couple of years back and concur that she was thick. Nice girl, but not my type. Haven't been back.

Hello,

I am looking for a legit hottie. Preferably a nice asian woman who will do bodywork on me, including release therapy...heh...But seriously if anyone knows of a certified therapist who can help me, please let me know.

Thanks,

Johnny

I've seen Alena a couple of times, it's been quite a while because she got more expensive for FS after her success..I like her a lot and wish I could justify a visit, she's fucking hot and i felt some chemistry there...sign of a pro.

I think her massage/ending rates are pretty fair but at this point im a fucker and a fucker needs to fuck.

If you go to the slide show at her site:

[url]http://www.slide.com/r/9N_xMaraxj8Ca9pCGqVQfdDU1W9riNdP?map=2&cy=un[/url]

You can pretty much see how she looks with a belly glimpse or two.

She's a thick chick, not bbw or fat..not even close...I like thick girls that aren't fat. As they say..big boned.

Ok, like i say, it's been a while so she could have gained 350 lbs from ingesting milanesa and coca-cola..i dont think so though.

If some of you do go see her, treat her well cause she's a good one, a sport.

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I read some reviews on TER and decided to go for the $100 massage with french finish. I am thinking of writing these reviewers personally and asking WTF!! Are the majority of mongers fat, old and toothless? Are mongers vile, disgusting pigs who stink and have stains on their clothes, just glad anyone with a vagina will touch them? Is the average monger an American version of fat bastard? This woman was a 2. There is a huge white trash population on the far North side. They are southern, white trash hicks that sound (and look) like they live in a trailer park. (Go to a bar like Carol's Pub before midnight and check out the crowd.) This is Jade. I am sure she is a nice lady, but she is sloppy and not hot. I think I am done with TER because the information is never close to accurate. I think I would like to network with some guys here and find people who have the same standards as me. Has anyone seen Alena? great reviews but I am weary..

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MJ[/QUOTE]

Right on dude...Uptown is still what it was in it's core.

Funny, I called this girl one time recently...I picked up on the Chicago white trash vibe on the phone...lucky me I see. I read that first review on TER and got the very distinct impression that "Jade" wrote that herself...take a closer look at it, all the marks of a self review.

She looks average in her slides and that's ok with me. There is a difference between a healthy girl and a fat girl. I wish someone would tell these girls that when they say thick it usually means fat. call it what you want, fat is fat. [QUOTE=Fork Please]I've seen Alena a couple of times, it's been quite a while because she got more expensive for FS after her success..I like her a lot and wish I could justify a visit, she's fucking hot and i felt some chemistry there...sign of a pro.

I think her massage/ending rates are pretty fair but at this point im a fucker and a fucker needs to fuck.

If you go to the slide show at her site:

[url]http://www.slide.com/r/9N_xMaraxj8Ca9pCGqVQfdDU1W9riNdP?map=2&cy=un[/url]

You can pretty much see how she looks with a belly glimpse or two.

She's a thick chick, not bbw or fat..not even close...I like thick girls that aren't fat. As they say..big boned.

Ok, like i say, it's been a while so she could have gained 350 lbs from ingesting milanesa and coca-cola..i dont think so though.

If some of you do go see her, treat her well cause she's a good one, a sport.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Fork Please]Right on dude...Uptown is still what it was in it's core.

Funny, I called this girl one time recently...I picked up on the Chicago white trash vibe on the phone...lucky me I see. I read that first review on TER and got the very distinct impression that "Jade" wrote that herself...take a closer look at it, all the marks of a self review.[/QUOTE]
I saw her over the summer. Very nice BBBJ which was all I was looking for at the time. Definately trailer trash and lives in a dump. Kinda added to the thrill though.

So which white trash gives a better bbbj for $. gigi the 40 year old on backpage or jade?

[QUOTE=Truthfu11]I saw her over the summer. Very nice BBBJ which was all I was looking for at the time. Definately trailer trash and lives in a dump. Kinda added to the thrill though.[/QUOTE]

I've seen Alena quite a few times and have always had a hot session with her. She's a little freaky and when I had the mind blowing shower with her it was amazing. Shes definately not fat just has a couple of extra pounds. Her pics are very accurate and session have always been sensual. She certainly likes to be touched and appreciated and her massage rates are more than fair.