Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Tidelover; 1680597]I miss Du, my last visit her (few months ago) I got a great jerking with TS and another with massage! She always made me laugh and gave great service!

Well yesterday I decided to bring the special one there for a Valentine's massage. Because I waited too late before deciding and knew we could just walk in. So while waiting on her to get massage, I talked to dude up front. He said Du went back to China for the New Year, ours and Chinas (Feb 3). He told me that she was coming back soon!

If any of you find out when she returns, please let us know!

Play safe,

TL[/QUOTE]I wouldn't put any stock in whatever you were told. Their interest is in having you come back, whatever you have to be told to accomplish that.

Why in the hell would you take your "special one" to the place where you may or may not get a HE? That doesn't make any sense to me. I can just see you walking in there one day as your special one walks out.

[QUOTE=Tidelover; 1680597]I miss Du, my last visit her (few months ago) I got a great jerking with TS and another with massage! She always made me laugh and gave great service!

Well yesterday I decided to bring the special one there for a Valentine's massage. Because I waited too late before deciding and knew we could just walk in. So while waiting on her to get massage, I talked to dude up front. He said Du went back to China for the New Year, ours and Chinas (Feb 3). He told me that she was coming back soon!

If any of you find out when she returns, please let us know!

Play safe,

TL[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Spider Man;1682699]Why in the hell would you take your "special one" to the place where you may or may not get a HE? That doesn't make any sense to me. I can just see you walking in there one day as your special one walks out.[/QUOTE]Wasn't my first choice, as I waited until day before trying to find appt. Plus It's called open relationship and she doesn't care. No worries.

[QUOTE=Tidelover; 1680597]I miss Du, my last visit her (few months ago) I got a great jerking with TS and another with massage! She always made me laugh and gave great service!

Well yesterday I decided to bring the special one there for a Valentine's massage. Because I waited too late before deciding and knew we could just walk in. So while waiting on her to get massage, I talked to dude up front. He said Du went back to China for the New Year, ours and Chinas (Feb 3). He told me that she was coming back soon!

If any of you find out when she returns, please let us know!

Play safe,

TL[/QUOTE]Did your special one get a HE.

Good for you. I might would work in a couples massage then when this Dew girl comes back if that's the case.

[QUOTE=Tidelover;1683355]Wasn't my first choice, as I waited until day before trying to find appt. Plus It's called open relationship and she doesn't care. No worries.[/QUOTE]

Had some time to kill today so I got off the highway and rode around. I guess the old Super Sauna is officially not re-opening anymore. They've turned it into a used car lot. You know because there aren't enough of those in Center Point! The best part is that their sign is still up. They've just parked the cars around it. I was still hoping New Paradise would reopen since O'Charley's closed.

I visited Bali a few weeks ago and saw Apple. She is absolutely gorgeous and had a good sense of humor. She's one of the few girls I've seen there I could actually understand. Great TS, decent massage but disinterested on the flip it was very mechanical. I think she realized I wasn't impressed because she warmed up at the end. Ill probably go back again this week and see what kind of luck I have. I think Diana might be gone.

I had seen her post months ago when she was in the Ham and kept missing her. Was in mood for that cougar touch and I finally visited her after negotiating on a price. She saw me within 30 mins of calling, it was early and she was somewhat disorganized. I looked past that because it was early and short notice. FBSM, MT, and great massage. She use to be a LMT and uses great pressure, even climbed on top for additional pressure. She's very sweet lady, great attitude, and talkative. She advertising age 51 but I would have to lean closer late 50s, age has taken it's toll. I will repeat when I'm in the mood for a cougar touch, they are usually better than the youngsters when it's FBSM.

[url]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-zoatic-zing-with-zaftig-violet-ziroaeet-zest-is-the-best-zizz-for-the-zing-51/7372580[/url]

[QUOTE=Tidelover; 1690894]I had seen her post months ago when she was in the Ham and kept missing her. Was in mood for that cougar touch and I finally visited her after negotiating on a price. She saw me within 30 mins of calling, it was early and she was somewhat disorganized. I looked past that because it was early and short notice. FBSM, MT, and great massage. She use to be a LMT and uses great pressure, even climbed on top for additional pressure. She's very sweet lady, great attitude, and talkative. She advertising age 51 but I would have to lean closer late 50s, age has taken it's toll. I will repeat when I'm in the mood for a cougar touch, they are usually better than the youngsters when it's FBSM.

[url]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-zoatic-zing-with-zaftig-violet-ziroaeet-zest-is-the-best-zizz-for-the-zing-51/7372580[/url][/QUOTE]I find her adoption of alliteration in her advertisements absolutely annoying.

[QUOTE=Tidelover; 1690894]I had seen her post months ago when she was in the Ham and kept missing her. Was in mood for that cougar touch and I finally visited her after negotiating on a price. She saw me within 30 mins of calling, it was early and she was somewhat disorganized. I looked past that because it was early and short notice. FBSM, MT, and great massage. She use to be a LMT and uses great pressure, even climbed on top for additional pressure. She's very sweet lady, great attitude, and talkative. She advertising age 51 but I would have to lean closer late 50s, age has taken it's toll. I will repeat when I'm in the mood for a cougar touch, they are usually better than the youngsters when it's FBSM.

[url]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-zoatic-zing-with-zaftig-violet-ziroaeet-zest-is-the-best-zizz-for-the-zing-51/7372580[/url][/QUOTE]Those ads are infuriating.

Went and visited Michele at Bali. Very cute and talkative girl. Very nice TS with a few minutes spent in the sauna with her. Ok massage with a great time on the flip. Will repeat soon.

[QUOTE=Tidelover; 1690894]I had seen her post months ago when she was in the Ham and kept missing her. Was in mood for that cougar touch and I finally visited her after negotiating on a price. She saw me within 30 mins of calling, it was early and she was somewhat disorganized. I looked past that because it was early and short notice. FBSM, MT, and great massage. She use to be a LMT and uses great pressure, even climbed on top for additional pressure. She's very sweet lady, great attitude, and talkative. She advertising age 51 but I would have to lean closer late 50s, age has taken it's toll. I will repeat when I'm in the mood for a cougar touch, they are usually better than the youngsters when it's FBSM.

[url]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-zoatic-zing-with-zaftig-violet-ziroaeet-zest-is-the-best-zizz-for-the-zing-51/7372580[/url][/QUOTE]What was the cost? I assume an hour?

[QUOTE=Hobby Eric;1692557]What was the cost? I assume an hour?[/QUOTE]When I saw her it was $125 for an hour. Altho skillful, it was a little pricey for a good massage with a HE. She lost points for answering the phone during the session even if she was on a hands-free bluetooth.

Another great massage this afternoon. Hands down the best I have ever had. My back feels so good. Again no extras, but she has always been very friendly. Came close to the, but maybe a minor tease. It was good anyway. I enjoyed it. Ninety minutes for $80 plus tip. I'll sleep well!

Looking for someone who has experienced her gifted hands. Does she really have the talent as a GF touch in her sensual massage?
PM me with specifics and is she worth tip on top of $.5 for hr.?
Tug

Has anyone been to the new AMP in Alabaster recently?

[QUOTE=Tidelover;1695808]Has anyone been to the new AMP in Alabaster recently?[/QUOTE]Went there when it first opened. I wouldn't return. Nothing to be had, from what I could tell.

Paid my first visit to FA today, so I could compare and contrast with my two visits to Panda.

Definitely a higher-class operation. Real doors on the treatment rooms, as well as a door between the front lobby area and the treatment areas. Much more private. Also, like a "real" spa, you don't pay beforehand, you pay at the end of the service.

I've always been a fan of the table shower at "true" AMPs, so I asked for one today at FA. 60 mins + TS is $79. The dude (papa-san?) took me back to the room, didn't say a word about what I should do, how to dress, etc. There was a robe hanging on the back of the door and some flip-flops on the floor. I didn't see any of the "nylon shorts" that have been discussed on this forum. So I just stripped nude and put the robe on. (Later, after the session, I did notice a couple of small packaged fabric items on the table next to her CD player. I don't know if they were there beforehand and I just missed them, or what.)

Girl showed up a few minutes later. Probably mid 30s. 40, decent body but unattractive in the face, wearing khakis and a t-shirt. Typical, it seems.

She took me to the table shower room and told me I could stand in front of the heat lamp to stay warm while she prepared things. I took off the robe and moved in front of the heat lamp, which was nice. I wondered if she'd get a look at my bare white ass and start fussing at me that I had to put shorts on. But she didn't, took my nudity for granted, didn't mention it nor cover me up during the shower.

Don't know if I "got away with something" being my first visit and playing dumb, or if they really don't care if you wear the shorts or not. Or if this particular girl just doesn't care.

Anyway, the table shower was nice. They have what's called a "vichy shower" in high-class spas, multiple showerheads that hang over the table and drench your whole body at once. Nice. She turned those off and then soaped my backside with a loofa sponge. Not shy about working ass cheeks and between, and inner thighs. Rinsed me with a hand-held showerhead, using her other hand to skim along my skin and make sure the soap was gone. Again, not shy about touching sensitive areas, though it was quick touching.

Flipped over and repeated for the front side: vichy soaking, soaped with loofa, rinsed by hand. Again, her hand moved over my balls and erect dick, not shy about making sure it was rinsed, but not really trying to arouse me either. Same when I stood and she dried me. Patted the twig and berries dry quickly, then moved on.

Back to the room, she put me under a sheet (and a blanket over my feet) for a few while she returned to clean up the shower room. She came back, and started the massage. I don't love the full sheet draping at FA, prefer the towel (or none) at Panda. Still, she pushed the sheet well south of my ass cheeks while she worked my back and ass, then stood over me (hand bars mounted above the table) and worked my back and ass with her heels and toes. She then stripped the sheet away altogether and worked my legs and ass with her feet only. Although she did some interesting heel pushes along my inner thighs, I was disappointed to not feel her hands on that area.

Flipped me over, recovered me, and worked the fronts of my legs and thighs, this time with her hands. Because the full sheet was used, there was a lot of fabric bunched up between my thighs. As a result, I didn't really get any "accidental" touching like I've received at Panda. And then, she was done. No work on the chest or abs or upper pubis, which was disappointing.

All and all, enjoyable. Some things better than Panda, some things not as good. I'll probably return to FA before Panda, if only for the table shower and the privacy improvements. If, however, they make me wear shorts on the next visit for the shower, I won't be as pleased.

Good report! I need to give them a try.

[QUOTE=Hobby Eric; 1705672]Paid my first visit to FA today, so I could compare and contrast with my two visits to Panda.

Definitely a higher-class operation. Real doors on the treatment rooms, as well as a door between the front lobby area and the treatment areas. Much more private. Also, like a "real" spa, you don't pay beforehand, you pay at the end of the service.

I've always been a fan of the table shower at "true" AMPs, so I asked for one today at FA. 60 mins + TS is $79. The dude (papa-san?) took me back to the room, didn't say a word about what I should do, how to dress, etc. There was a robe hanging on the back of the door and some flip-flops on the floor. I didn't see any of the "nylon shorts" that have been discussed on this forum. So I just stripped nude and put the robe on. (Later, after the session, I did notice a couple of small packaged fabric items on the table next to her CD player. I don't know if they were there beforehand and I just missed them, or what.)

Girl showed up a few minutes later. Probably mid 30s. 40, decent body but unattractive in the face, wearing khakis and a t-shirt. Typical, it seems.

She took me to the table shower room and told me I could stand in front of the heat lamp to stay warm while she prepared things. I took off the robe and moved in front of the heat lamp, which was nice. I wondered if she'd get a look at my bare white ass and start fussing at me that I had to put shorts on. But she didn't, took my nudity for granted, didn't mention it nor cover me up during the shower.

Don't know if I "got away with something" being my first visit and playing dumb, or if they really don't care if you wear the shorts or not. Or if this particular girl just doesn't care.

Anyway, the table shower was nice. They have what's called a "vichy shower" in high-class spas, multiple showerheads that hang over the table and drench your whole body at once. Nice. She turned those off and then soaped my backside with a loofa sponge. Not shy about working ass cheeks and between, and inner thighs. Rinsed me with a hand-held showerhead, using her other hand to skim along my skin and make sure the soap was gone. Again, not shy about touching sensitive areas, though it was quick touching.

Flipped over and repeated for the front side: vichy soaking, soaped with loofa, rinsed by hand. Again, her hand moved over my balls and erect dick, not shy about making sure it was rinsed, but not really trying to arouse me either. Same when I stood and she dried me. Patted the twig and berries dry quickly, then moved on.

Back to the room, she put me under a sheet (and a blanket over my feet) for a few while she returned to clean up the shower room. She came back, and started the massage. I don't love the full sheet draping at FA, prefer the towel (or none) at Panda. Still, she pushed the sheet well south of my ass cheeks while she worked my back and ass, then stood over me (hand bars mounted above the table) and worked my back and ass with her heels and toes. She then stripped the sheet away altogether and worked my legs and ass with her feet only. Although she did some interesting heel pushes along my inner thighs, I was disappointed to not feel her hands on that area.

Flipped me over, recovered me, and worked the fronts of my legs and thighs, this time with her hands. Because the full sheet was used, there was a lot of fabric bunched up between my thighs. As a result, I didn't really get any "accidental" touching like I've received at Panda. And then, she was done. No work on the chest or abs or upper pubis, which was disappointing.

All and all, enjoyable. Some things better than Panda, some things not as good. I'll probably return to FA before Panda, if only for the table shower and the privacy improvements. If, however, they make me wear shorts on the next visit for the shower, I won't be as pleased.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hobby Eric; 1705672]Paid my first visit to FA today, so I could compare and contrast with my two visits to Panda.

Definitely a higher-class operation. Real doors on the treatment rooms, as well as a door between the front lobby area and the treatment areas. Much more private. Also, like a "real" spa, you don't pay beforehand, you pay at the end of the service.

I've always been a fan of the table shower at "true" AMPs, so I asked for one today at FA. 60 mins + TS is $79. The dude (papa-san?) took me back to the room, didn't say a word about what I should do, how to dress, etc. There was a robe hanging on the back of the door and some flip-flops on the floor. I didn't see any of the "nylon shorts" that have been discussed on this forum. So I just stripped nude and put the robe on. (Later, after the session, I did notice a couple of small packaged fabric items on the table next to her CD player. I don't know if they were there beforehand and I just missed them, or what.)

Girl showed up a few minutes later. Probably mid 30s. 40, decent body but unattractive in the face, wearing khakis and a t-shirt. Typical, it seems.

She took me to the table shower room and told me I could stand in front of the heat lamp to stay warm while she prepared things. I took off the robe and moved in front of the heat lamp, which was nice. I wondered if she'd get a look at my bare white ass and start fussing at me that I had to put shorts on. But she didn't, took my nudity for granted, didn't mention it nor cover me up during the shower.

Don't know if I "got away with something" being my first visit and playing dumb, or if they really don't care if you wear the shorts or not. Or if this particular girl just doesn't care.

Anyway, the table shower was nice. They have what's called a "vichy shower" in high-class spas, multiple showerheads that hang over the table and drench your whole body at once. Nice. She turned those off and then soaped my backside with a loofa sponge. Not shy about working ass cheeks and between, and inner thighs. Rinsed me with a hand-held showerhead, using her other hand to skim along my skin and make sure the soap was gone. Again, not shy about touching sensitive areas, though it was quick touching.

Flipped over and repeated for the front side: vichy soaking, soaped with loofa, rinsed by hand. Again, her hand moved over my balls and erect dick, not shy about making sure it was rinsed, but not really trying to arouse me either. Same when I stood and she dried me. Patted the twig and berries dry quickly, then moved on.

Back to the room, she put me under a sheet (and a blanket over my feet) for a few while she returned to clean up the shower room. She came back, and started the massage. I don't love the full sheet draping at FA, prefer the towel (or none) at Panda. Still, she pushed the sheet well south of my ass cheeks while she worked my back and ass, then stood over me (hand bars mounted above the table) and worked my back and ass with her heels and toes. She then stripped the sheet away altogether and worked my legs and ass with her feet only. Although she did some interesting heel pushes along my inner thighs, I was disappointed to not feel her hands on that area.

Flipped me over, recovered me, and worked the fronts of my legs and thighs, this time with her hands. Because the full sheet was used, there was a lot of fabric bunched up between my thighs. As a result, I didn't really get any "accidental" touching like I've received at Panda. And then, she was done. No work on the chest or abs or upper pubis, which was disappointing.

All and all, enjoyable. Some things better than Panda, some things not as good. I'll probably return to FA before Panda, if only for the table shower and the privacy improvements. If, however, they make me wear shorts on the next visit for the shower, I won't be as pleased.[/QUOTE]I never wore the shorts after the first visit, and pretty much go uncovered during the massage portion.

I've heard of some self serving at Panda. Of those who have done this have you done it with the same girl or all three that work there?

Just curious if all are self serve friendly.

[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4; 1705816]I've heard of some self serving at Panda. Of those who have done this have you done it with the same girl or all three that work there?

Just curious if all are self serve friendly.[/QUOTE]I did have self-service, but I've only been once and couldn't tell you the girl's name. Sorry I can't be more help.

[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4; 1705816]I've heard of some self serving at Panda. Of those who have done this have you done it with the same girl or all three that work there?

Just curious if all are self serve friendly.[/QUOTE]Self-served only once at Panda, and yeah, I don't remember the girl's name either. But to be honest, I find it difficult to believe that any of them would have a problem with it. At very worst, they'd simply leave the room, which is what Michelle at Houliang used to do when I'd self-serve there.

[QUOTE=Hobby Eric;1706377]Self-served only once at Panda, and yeah, I don't remember the girl's name either. But to be honest, I find it difficult to believe that any of them would have a problem with it. At very worst, they'd simply leave the room, which is what Michelle at Houliang used to do when I'd self-serve there.[/QUOTE]In fact, given the teasing they do, without touching anything, I'd assume self-serve is the goal.

I self served once at Panda, don't know her name. She let me play and put my mouth on her breast as I did SS. It was about 10pm one night and seemed to be a little older maybe and 40's.

[QUOTE=Tidelover;1706724]I self served once at Panda, don't know her name. She let me play and put my mouth on her breast as I did SS. It was about 10pm one night and seemed to be a little older maybe and 40's.[/QUOTE]Sounds like the lady who I like. She has the best personality of them all.

[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4; 1705816]I've heard of some self serving at Panda. Of those who have done this have you done it with the same girl or all three that work there?

Just curious if all are self serve friendly.[/QUOTE]I've seen 3 different ones at Panda and self served with all. I was doing it underneath the towel with one and she removed the towel.

[QUOTE=Skooch;1708826]I've seen 3 different ones at Panda and self served with all. I was doing it underneath the towel with one and she removed the towel.[/QUOTE]Do you remember if she was the older one? Seems she doesn't mind leaving towel off the entire time.

[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4;1709007]Do you remember if she was the older one? Seems she doesn't mind leaving towel off the entire time.[/QUOTE]She was the oldest of the ones I have seen. I would say late 30's maybe early 40's.

I am interested in full service massage. I can watch porn on internet for self service. The foot massage places never gives full massage. I tried them at different locations. You may get lucky and one lady will give in but on the average foot massage places are a no go.

[QUOTE=SandinStone;1710405]I am interested in full service massage. I can watch porn on internet for self service. The foot massage places never gives full massage. I tried them at different locations. You may get lucky and one lady will give in but on the average foot massage places are a no go.[/QUOTE]Need to visit VIP or Bali on east side of town.

Saw this ad a while back but nothing lately. Anyone have experience with kay? Would like to call her but need some feedback!

Please PM me.

Tug

[QUOTE=RubnTugn; 1712427]Saw this ad a while back but nothing lately. Anyone have experience with kay? Would like to call her but need some feedback!

Please PM me.

Tug[/QUOTE]Calling last few times she was in town, I left message and never returns my call.

[QUOTE=RubnTugn; 1712427]Saw this ad a while back but nothing lately. Anyone have experience with kay? Would like to call her but need some feedback!

Please PM me.

Tug[/QUOTE]Calling last few times she was in town, I left message and never returns my call.

Is VIP open? How does it compare to Bali? I've been to Bali a few times in the past several months (whenever I get a chance to go to Birmingham). Might want to try a little variety if VIP's worth checking out.

[QUOTE=SandinStone;1710405]I am interested in full service massage. I can watch porn on internet for self service. The foot massage places never gives full massage. I tried them at different locations. You may get lucky and one lady will give in but on the average foot massage places are a no go.[/QUOTE]Yes, thank you! I mean I enjoy a legit massage and all but that is not what I come here to read about. It's great if there is a nice table shower and good massage in ADDITION to the extras but now we have to wade through 24 posts about "she almost sort of brushed against my balls" to find any real info!

[QUOTE=BigBubbaBobby;1713279]Yes, thank you! I mean I enjoy a legit massage and all but that is not what I come here to read about. It's great if there is a nice table shower and good massage in ADDITION to the extras but now we have to wade through 24 posts about "she almost sort of brushed against my balls" to find any real info![/QUOTE]Yep you and everyone else including myself doesn't like to be teased but unfortunately the AMPs are being cracked down upon. I was a regular at Yoshiko until it got busted.

I've been to the competition and none compare. The massages at Yoshiko weren't great but the quality of girls made up for it.

Now it's reversed at these new places such as Foot Accupressure and Panda. Massage is great, no HE and girls are hit and miss.

Ultimately this is a public forum and no amount of your griping about previous posts will change anything nor stop any future posts so keep that in mind.

Obviously the moderator deemed them appropriate for this particular forum or they would not have been allowed to post.

You play your cards right and if you happen to be there at certain times, there is more to be had than what you think at these "legit" massage places. We've all had legit massages. The kind where you're under 2-3 layers of sheets and blankets and the only skin that is exposed is the part the person is working on. Now compare that to getting your junk washed or dried off, or being undraped with your business on display. Those are clues to the person that wants to pay attention. You're certainly not going to get sucked off, but there are other things to be had and done. That's all I'll say about that.

[QUOTE=Tidelover;1706724]I self served once at Panda, don't know her name. She let me play and put my mouth on her breast as I did SS. It was about 10pm one night and seemed to be a little older maybe and 40's.[/QUOTE]Suey is her name at Panda.

[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4; 1713639]Yep you and everyone else including myself doesn't like to be teased but unfortunately the AMPs are being cracked down upon. I was a regular at Yoshiko until it got busted.

I've been to the competition and none compare. The massages at Yoshiko weren't great but the quality of girls made up for it.

Now it's reversed at these new places such as Foot Accupressure and Panda. Massage is great, no HE and girls are hit and miss.

Ultimately this is a public forum and no amount of your griping about previous posts will change anything nor stop any future posts so keep that in mind.

Obviously the moderator deemed them appropriate for this particular forum or they would not have been allowed to post.[/QUOTE]Yes, the moderator allowed them to be posted as they did not violate one of the rules for posting. However, if it continues like this, I imagine he will remind all of the purpose of this forum. Which, if you read what you wrote:

"Massage is great, no HE and girls are hit and miss."

Is NOT what this forum is about. This is not board for discussing the relative merits of several legit massage establishments. So, gents, enough with this BS about these scam Asian massage joints which simply exist to tease you away from your cash, ok?

I have previously reported on my visits to both. Slight teasing, no touching of the girl allowed, and no extras available.

I don't believe these places will ever offer the service usually found in most AMP's because of their locations in Homewood and Hoover. They must be afraid of drawing attention of the neighborring businesses and the local LE.