Synn report / Monday. Dayshift.
	
	
		Stopped in Synn (I promised myself I'd never come back) , but can't frequent DVCOI as often as I'd like since I kinda talk a girl there outside of the club and everytime I go in, she finds out (I'd like to keep my privileges). That said, I went to Synn since I had a few extra bucks, and checked it out. Definitely some cute girls.
I was hoping to talk to Suki, but right when it seemed she was going to come up to me, another girl came by (Kelly). She wasn't nearly as cute as the others, but her personality was cool. Got a couple dances from her. Good make-out session for sure, lots of rubbing jr. Against her, but unfortunately no penetration. I wasn't sure if she wanted it or if she was just a tease (she asked for a tip afterward, which I declined. Fellas, don't tip unless you blow your load; otherwise, you're just spoiling these girls). After that I left, since I didn't want to wait around for Suki to (maybe) come by.
Anyone have any experience with this Suki girl? She's pretty good looking: thin, pretty, natural C's. My type for sure.
	 
 
	
	
	
		Wow, no help as usual on this board.
	
	
		Wow, no help as usual on this board.
[QUOTE=Scanalanalyst; 1520849]Hello, 
Well its been a while since I last went to strip clubs in COI. I remember my first experience over a decade ago at the Hawaii Theatre, but I haven't gone to strip clubs except for vegas on bachelor parties.
I checked out DVCOI this week and these are the 3 dancers I tried out:
Bailey. 20 yr old platinum blonde, very friendly and nice person to talk to. Young body, a bit soft, and had a nice nipple ring on her natural tits. She gave an above average lap dance, but my talking probably distracted her. Pretty lame of me, but I busted and could not continue to test the limit and see what other services she would provide.
Vicky. This was one that I regretted. She came by so often, and it should have been a flag that she is money hungry. She is a latina with fake droopy puffy nipples. I finally gave her a chance to see what she would do, but the second we sat down she wanted to work on selling extras. I sort of wanted to see her work it first, but when I tried to suck on her nipples, she was all pissed and started to give me a vibe that she had alot of rules. They she tried to sell me a handjob for 40, then 20. Then kept on trying to sell me something. I had a gut feeling she would rush it or stop halfway and sell me to finish it, or it would have been a speedy sub-minute mechanical HJ. So I kept passing. She gave the lamest dance and tried to stall throughout the dance. Then had the audacity to ask for a tip for the dance. She was so bitchy. Highly recommend to avoid unless you want a really quicky.
Molly. Another blonde but had the best fit body and softest skin. Had natural small tits, but was a sexy dancer. She didn't really go crazy on the dance, so I think she is more for high rollers. She is probably seasoned at giving just enough and leaving the customer wanting to pay for more.
Anyhow, any recommendations would be great. Ideally, I would be able to pop 2 times on a visit (but not through a topless dance) but more from a BJ, HJ, or FS. But I don't want to be a sucker and pay 100-150 for that, I'd rather spend it on FS on a 30min incall. I was hoping to run into girls that would give HJ for 20, BJ for 40, FS 60. Do I have to take these girls to the nude rooms to get to that or is topless sufficient? Trying to maximize my funds.
Also there was an interesting fake tittied asian butter-face. Kinda reminds me of Tia Ling the porn star. Anyone try her out?[/QUOTE]
	 
 
	
	
	
		DVCOI Saturday (day) and Paradise Sunday (day)
	
	
		[QUOTE=Into N Out; 1529983]I must be losing it (kinda). Or DVCOI girls are really starting to suck.
Two quick reviews. One new dancer, who came over from Synn: Vietnamese (I think) , looks 9, tattoos, all natural. BUT. Terrible dances. I thought I'd give her a chance to redeem herself after her lame dance at Synn, but it only seems to have gotten worse. Lots of air dancing. I was totally bored and couldn't wait for it to be over. Definitely avoid.
Second dance: Alexis. Many of us know how good her dances usually are, despite her conservativism. Yet, last night, Alexis really disappointed. In fact, she totally sucked. Let me explain: she seriously must have been totally fucked up on coke or something, because she kept zoning out, falling asleep. It wasn't your typical drunk behavior. Something way different for sure. Anyways, she barely moved the whole time, and again, I couldn't wait for it to be over. She knew I was disappointed. I don't think I'll ever get a dance with her again. It was THAT bad.
Left unsatisfied. And not even the dissatisfaction where you're still horny after. They didn't even turn me on. Pretty bad. DVCOI management needs monitor their girls at least for consciousness and coherence.
Sorry for all the negativity. I promise my next report will be happy times.[/QUOTE]That's cool I&O, we all humanize ourselves and add cred to our "bodies of work" when we report the train wrecks along with the rockets to Mars! I have actually been on a roll at DV, but clearly the followers are restless with lots of negative reports flowing word of mouth and on the boards about the quality and behavior of many in the present day cast.
I was there Saturday afternoon and didn't even get a dance. Just a total waste of time. But the week before I had an as good as it gets experience with Lolli who is most often working at night and a month ago I had the BBBJCIMWS experience in the topless area that I reported about at the time.
Shit dude, Kitana was there today and if I had what you do with her, I'd would not get tired of it.
Paradise: Hit that dive for the first time in months on Sunday afternoon. Hoping to find young spinner mexicana Luna, but door dude says she's history. Que Lastima! Otherwise, not too much to interest me.
Long time fave from Synn Jackie was there. I still like her dances but she's got to move the program forward to keep me interested and she's less sweet and more mercenary by the year.
Got a 3 for 1 with Precious. Thought I recognized her name as being a primo choice. Older than my type but sexy face (in a nasty way). Not very personable. Pure mercenary. Served up the pussy for my dining pleasure. I'm not usually into that in a lap dance but it seemed to be all she really had to offer, so I dined, and it was good. But not good enough to continue.
Finally hooked up with Maya who is a cute young and tiny mexicana spinner (MY TYPE) just a few years out of Tijuana. She has a little bit of extra fudge in her mid-section but I could still swallow her whole in one bite. I found her dances a little clumsy and comparatively low mileage for this whorey spot, but I thought she could do better. Later she came by and chatted for a long while and somewhat fascinated as are some of the other "immigrant" chicas with my experiences in Mexico and spanish ability given that I'm the whitest dude in California.
She started getting very sweet and earned another trip to the booths. But I told her lets bring out the "cochina" ("nasty girl") in her this time and she did. Got me comfortable and displayed her handiwork, but I was holding out for an MP experience on my agenda for later that day. That was a good decision since the MP experience turned out to be worthy of a "tied for best ever" experience and I'm still not over it! Thanks to the ladies of Paradise for igniting my engine for the memorable MP marathon that followed. But that's another story not on topic here.
	 
 
	
	
	
		Paradise Thursday Afternoon
	
	
		I stopped by Paradise this afternoon at around 2PM. There were about 10 or more girls working, and about 5 or so customers. The girls IMO were about 6. 8's in looks. I rarely go to strip clubs, but damn, it is dark in there! I took a quick look around, it was so dark, but most customers had a girl next to them just chatting away, maybe one or two had a hand down their shorts. I sat down at the far corner and was immediately approached by a latina girl, who sits next to me and puts her hand on my crotch and offers me a VIP for $$$. Then she offered a 3 for 1 and I agreed. I have never gotten extras at a strip club so this was a pretty unique experience. During the first song she fed me her nipples and kissed my neck and nipples and got me hard. Then she stuck her hand in and whipped junior out, and magically had a condom in her hand and put it on. I never asked for anything, and I planned to sample a few more girls. So she starts stroking me furiously while still feeding me her tits and put junior in her pussy but very shallow and still stroking. Well who am I to stop her, and within the 3-for-1 time, I came in the cover. She tells me to take it off in the bathroom and I give her 40 for the dance and tipped her 20 (didn't have change). Since I already came, I lost interest in staying, so I just left.
Basically I was in and out in 15 minutes. This was the most action I've ever gotten at a strip club, but I don't know. It wasn't that satisfying. Too. Quick. If you know what I mean. Maybe next time I'll decline the HJ hahah. I don't get it, isn't the point to keep the customers wanting more so they spend more? Why get a dude off right when he enters the club?
	 
 
	
	
	
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		Paradise Friday Afternoon
	
	
		Paradise is starting to become my new favorite. Was off work on Friday, so I decided to stop by. I received 2 dances, no Extras, but really good dances. 1st girl (can't remember name) was a latina with a bid ass and small tits. But her face was 10. During the 3-4-1, she wouldn't sit on my lap, but she HJ'd through the pants. And I wear basketball shorts when I go, so it felt good. 2nd dance came from C*why. Cute face, nice body. She gave a really good dance and even let junior come out and play. I left after that to prevent myself from spending more money. But I had a great time and will go back