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Is this Vivian you speak of very small and thin, short black hair, large soft enhanced tits with big nipples, tight little ass, cute smile?
[QUOTE=Deerom;1419986]What happened to "vivian?" she gave a great massage and a nice HE with FIA fi that's your thing.[/QUOTE]
Mason / SW.
40 for a half, greeted by late 40's, small asian lady, cutish face, brownish edged teeth, but nice face, flat chest, very friendly manner. Very good English. Led to the first room, no towels or boxers to cover up with. She comes in and asks hard, soft, or medium, and gives an unsatisfying attempt at a hard massage. Asks if I've been there before, standard questions. Occassionaly makes contact to the inner thigh area as she works on the legs. On the flip she solely focus on the inner thighs, where I started to rub her behind, then she points to my hardon and asks if I want that too. I say yes and she asks if I want to touch her, I say yes and she sais then it's 60. Shouldn't have gone for the touching, she was as flat as a board under her bra, which she never took off, or her shirt. The hand was nice, as she did have soft, small hands, and was in no rush. She pointed to her privates and asked,"You want pussy?" to which I declined, so I don't know the price for that, but obviously available there. Think the hour session was 50. I heard another lady there, a strong accent, but didn't get to see her.
[QUOTE=Blake 4;1425997]She pointed to her privates and asked,"You want pussy?" to which I declined, so I don't know the price for that, but obviously available there.[/QUOTE]This is why I come to this message board.
Thank you for making my day.
Love it!
[QUOTE=Deerom;1419986]What happened to "vivian?" she gave a great massage and a nice HE with FIA fi that's your thing.[/QUOTE]Yes, Vivian was indeed GREAT! Don't know where she is now though. I used to visit her regularly.
I toftt tonight visiting 5953 Laurel Cyn uinit: A. A full service shop, horrible experience.
Upon entry I'm greeted by the spanish-mama "half hour is 50, no 40." Hindsight, should have walked away right there. Your competition slays you lady.
Then I pull Luma. 5ft 4ish leaner latina that is NOT into her job at all. I actually read a bad report about her earlier and forgot! *smh* Should have sent her back immediately.
Minimal attempt at the lamest massage I've ever felt, then "ok, turn over"
Her: "You want everything?"
Me:"Sure-"
Her:"That's 120"
Me: "No, I have 100?"
Her: "ok"
She then begins to try to put a condom on my unaroused cock? I look at her like she's nuts.
Me: "Stop, stop, this is not going to work out"
Luma:"It will work"
Me: "Just suck please"
Her skills are rapid-fire mechanical, zero technique, a complete turn-off. Somehow I was able to slow her down, establish a rhythm, and blow in the hat. Really bad CBJ. $60 wasted on no talent. Eh, win some, lose some.
As I'm dressing to roll out she straightens the towels I was just laying all over, and then begins to spray / mist the whole bed with a spray bottle from the side bar? I wanted to puke. I could not race home fast enough to scrub myself down in a steaming shower! I thought I was mistaken when I thought the pillow smelled like some other dude's cologne, nope. Fucking sick, you've been warned.
-kampfire
[QUOTE=Kampfire;1421735]Is this Vivian you speak of very small and thin, short black hair, large soft enhanced tits with big nipples, tight little ass, cute smile?[/QUOTE]No, she had small naturals
Sup yall, its been a while since I posted anything. Been keeping it down low on the MP's but hitting other resources for escorts out there. Anyhow, last week had a chance to sneak out of my neighborhood and head to the valley. Miss living there. So much to do and so many parlors. Took a drive to my old spot. You can read on my old posts so you can take a guess wehre it is. Mamasan is always nice at the door, I asked to show me the line up. 2 latinas were available, one that was a dark skinned gorgeous looking mami. She was wearing a nice red fuck me dress. Man! Came in and we started chatting, I think she said her name was Jackie, she is Dominican and transferred from New York. Go figure if true. I was presantly surprised of her massaging skills. Not to mention that sweet dominicana ass and huge titties. On the flip I asked for the full service and supersize that shit. Girl was great, nice CBJ and flipped her K9 to finish with a lot of sentiments and bullets since I was on a recession! That gun was full! Nice conversation in fact, she threw her digits at me but dummy me didn't save them. Totally regret that! She said she's a local from the Valley and also works at another MP. Deffinetely recommend! Works Saturday and Mondays. Go hit that poontang up guys. Anyhow, always great reading the posts. I miss WeeHee and all the K-town talent. If anyone has any tips on where to find them hot K chicks, hit me up! Until then, I wish you all happy hunting and be safe out there! Peace!
Nice report CAL, I'll have to stop by, what's the damage $.5? CAL just call their number on your cell and log it later man, she wants you man.
If anyone knows where Candy from Nature Healing Center (Victory / Vineland) moved on to I'd appreciate the intel. Please PM me.
Anyone where I can find a black spinner in an AMP? PM and let me know please.
[QUOTE=MPseeker;1437345]If anyone knows where Candy from Nature Healing Center (Victory / Vineland) moved on to I'd appreciate the intel. Please PM me.[/QUOTE]Mms from Vic / Vine gave me the info when I tried to make an appointment last week, and called ahead to the place to let her know I was coming. Forgive me but I'm a little overprotective and I wonder why you weren't fed the info as I was. Did you ask the mms? If not call and ask her. If she doesn't hook you up PM me.
Bud, AMP stands for,"ASIAN" Massage Parlor. Lot's of luck finding anything black in one of those.
[QUOTE=HorrorShow54;1437861]Anyone where I can find a black spinner in an AMP? PM and let me know please.[/QUOTE]
Not I. But you could TOFTT, hit this blasian / latina hotty and report back. Might be the best of all worlds.
[url]http://sanfernandovalley.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/fun-exotic-mixed-babe-wants-you-now-19/22205411[/url]
[QUOTE=HorrorShow54;1437861]Anyone where I can find a black spinner in an AMP? PM and let me know please.[/QUOTE]
I see a few mentions here recently of Nature Healing Center, but when I searched it, I came up with several Yelp reviews, written by women, talking about the great massages by "Jack" and "Tom."
Is this place unisex? Or did it change owners recently.
I drove by Green Acupain on Burbank. It is closed and is now called Pacific Chiropractor. I've seen AMPs in many different types of office, but never a chiropractor, so I kept driving.
My old reliable on Vanowen near Tujunga is gone. The place on Vineland south of Victory is gone.
I'm getting bummed just writing this.
I may try a few more places in NoHo later this week. The place near Oxnard and LC was looking interesting until I saw some pretty bad reviews lately. (And I'm not looking for FS anyway.)
[QUOTE=Mr Sixty; 1442799]I see a few mentions here recently of Nature Healing Center, but when I searched it, I came up with several Yelp reviews, written by women, talking about the great massages by "Jack" and "Tom."
Is this place unisex? Or did it change owners recently.
I drove by Green Acupain on Burbank. It is closed and is now called Pacific Chiropractor. I've seen AMPs in many different types of office, but never a chiropractor, so I kept driving.
My old reliable on Vanowen near Tujunga is gone. The place on Vineland south of Victory is gone.
I'm getting bummed just writing this.
I may try a few more places in NoHo later this week. The place near Oxnard and LC was looking interesting until I saw some pretty bad reviews lately. (And I'm not looking for FS anyway.) [/QUOTE]Yes, that place on vanowen near tujunga was really good. They had some nice ladies there, very accomodating, both asians and latinas. Too bad it's closed.
I recently was driving south on Reseda Blvd. In the 8500 block, there are three massage parlors. Two of them are very flashy, lots of neon. One is very low-key, as if they are trying to fly under the radar. So I chose that one. It is the furthest south of the three, on the west side of the block. Sorry, I didn't get an address.
It's $40 for 30 minutes. The mms was super-cute, wearing a tight outfit that showed off some great curves. She immediately tried to upsell me to 60 minutes for $60: Bad sign #1. She let me in and led me to a room. Bad sign #2: The door has a big glass pane in it, so anyone walking by can look in. Mms left, and I was hoping she would be back in.
I start undressing, and just as I get naked, a kind of chubby, but cute provider comes in. I thought it was a good sign that she walked in on me undressing.
I lie on the table, and Bad Sign #3, she covers me with a small, light sheet.
Long story short. 30 minutes of really great massage later, she says,"Finished." There was no flip, so I say,"Huh?" She says,"30 more minutes? $20." I sense it's a trap, but I give in. She continues on my back, and brings out oil. Eventually, there is a flip, I'm covered again, and she vigorously rubs my thighs until I sport wood. The wood throws off the sheet, and she continues to run, without covering me. I figure the gesture will come at some point, but now. After 30 minutes, we are done again. She brings me a bottle of water, offers me some delicious hard candy, and escorts me to the door. (Oh yeah, I do get dressed first.) I'm normally not this passive, but the stories of John Travolta getting sued by massage therapists has me a bit freaked out, even though they are male. Anyway, the massage was really fantastic, and I kind of liked the tease, in a perverse way. It was like how far could she push me while being 100% legal? I only wish it was 99.
So today, I hit up another old reliable: The place on SW and Woodman. #105. The parking lot is packed, as the other businesses in the building are still open. I ring the discrete doorbell on the unmarked door. I hear some motion inside, but no answer. Was mms sleeping? Did they have other customers? Did they look out the peephole and think this horny old bastard looks too creepy? I don't know. I left and drove west on SW. There is a new place at the corner of SW and Vanowen called Diamond Palace. I pulled into the lot, but it just was too busy an area, in too criminal a neighborhood, and I just felt like too much of a target walking into the place, which is plastered with flashing neon lights and a Grand Opening sign. (If you were going to jack a car, wouldn't you pick the car that belongs to a guy you know won't be back out for a minimum of 30 minutes?)
There is always tomorrow.
Has anyone tried this place that has been posting a ton lately? What's the deal with the jacuzzi or are they calling their table shower a jacuzzi? Willing to TOFTT if I have to on this.
[url]http://sanfernandovalley.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-jacuzzi-party-limited-today-10am-to-12am-5-sexy-girls-ready-to-party-818-358-4516-22/20564591[/url]
[QUOTE=Cbthomas419; 1459915]Has anyone tried this place that has been posting a ton lately? What's the deal with the jacuzzi or are they calling their table shower a jacuzzi? Willing to TOFTT if I have to on this.
[url]http://sanfernandovalley.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-jacuzzi-party-limited-today-10am-to-12am-5-sexy-girls-ready-to-party-818-358-4516-22/20564591[/url][/QUOTE]If this turns out to be 5953 LC, see Kampfire's review below. It has gotten mixed reviews.
Weird that there are two different phone numbers in the ad.
I've heard of others having luck at Vineland and Oxnard. There are two places there. I've been to the one that is in the same structure as the Subway on the corner in an upstairs unit. I had an okay time there, but would not repeat. I've also been to the one that is on the opposite corner on the ground floor and was shut out completely. Now I see the one in the upstairs unit has shut down and there is a new one in the same building on the ground floor. I'm curious if this is just the same one that was upstairs, but relocated or if this is a new shop (and hopefully better one). Could anyone with intel on any of these MPs PM me or reply to the thread? I'd like to know if anyone's had luck at the one opposite the Subway as well, and perhaps I'll give it another go. I work in this area and would like to find a sure thing.
Thanks!
Q
[QUOTE=Kampfire; 1439016]Not I. But you could TOFTT, hit this blasian / latina hotty and report back. Might be the best of all worlds.
[url]http://sanfernandovalley.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/fun-exotic-mixed-babe-wants-you-now-19/22205411[/url][/QUOTE]Hey Kampfire.
I met Vonnie about a month ago in Sherman Oaks, Paid for half an hour and was an alright experience, felt very rushed as I walked in the door and she had just finished taking a shower and told me to hurry and lets do this.
Did the job, CBJ and Miss and finished. She had a friend in the bathroom waiting for our session to finish (did not know.). Nonetheless she was very pretty and had a FINE body.
YMMV, my experience was ok, wouldn't repeat, but dam she had a body.
Wnt to my fav spot on roscoe yesterday paid. 6 at the door coild have sworn the regular price was. 5 but o well then walks in a stunning asian I mean she was hot. There was little to no acting of a legit massage o well. Like most asains in these places english was terrible on the flip she quoted $ I only brought. 8 she went to the mamsan to ask if it was ok. I did make it clear that if it wsnt then I wood go else were she ws coo with the. 8 did the dee nuthing to write home about, as I was leaving I made sure to gve the mamasan my las 5 bucs an told her I wood be bac she accepted an I was out great time still my fave place
Well, this is my first report and first attempt in regards to finding an HE and I guess I took one for the team. (Huge sigh)
Saw an ad on backpage for a place on laurel canyon and moorpark (A. S. Would be the places initials) it's right in that corner squared super small strip mallish thing across the street from the park (not the place that advertises tanning as well next to the gym diagonally across the st.) , there's a dispensary right near it as well and a gas station right across the st you'll know it when you see it. Anyways I ride a moto so I'm very wigged out about where I will park it for a extended periods of time (I have a lock, but it's my baby) which I why I opted to go for the laurel canyon spot, it's literally right across the street from the park and there is street parking in the cozy looking residentials right across the street. On their backpage ad they advertised free table shower, when I got there they told me it was a mistake and it's ten extra on top of the. 5 for an hour. Whatever I really needed some release so I payed. 6 and go to the room I undress and a cute little thai girl comes in she in a shirt and jeans (strike one) says her name is katherine LOL. Gives me the worst massage of my life, like seriously the massage was so bad I was sure that HE was coming, but the I flip nothing, then she washes me off and that was that, I even asked if that was it twice and she said yeah and laughed a little, then she had the nerve to ask for tip as I was walking out, I said no sorry visibly disgruntled and she asked why not as mamasan made gasping noises, I just left. I mean if your not going to offer any type of HE where the hell do you get off giving the shittiest massage known to man and for. 6 at that. I get my legit massages for. 35 an hour at a nice little thai place on ventura and they are great. God this sucks, I'm a younger guy, a student, and I'm not all the bad looking honestly, I just broke up with my long term girlfriend and I just don't have the time to go pus chasing. All I'm looking for is a affordable HJ from a pretty asian chick, is that too much to ask for? Sheesh. I mean this place advertises in the freaking escort section of BP and other AFF type sites; then to hit me with that crap. I know the name of the game, but. 6 for a seriously painfully bad massage really dampened my spirits, not to mention this was my first try. I know I'm new here (1st post) but I do plan on reporting on every place I hit up, but I just honestly do not have the funds to experiment around. Can anyone lend me some advice on where to get just a simple HJ at a price that won't leave me hurting. I'm looking to get into this around once a month and I just need the reliable go to spot. PM's are fine, but I understand if I'm too new, I'm honestly just reaching out at this point because today really sucked.
Anyways long story short, stay away from A. S. On moorpark and laurel, they're full of shit to the brim.
[QUOTE=No One Really;1473625]Well, this is my first report and first attempt in regards to finding an HE and I guess I took one for the team. (Huge sigh)[/QUOTE]You certainly have my empathy. What happened with the table shower that you paid an extra. 1 for? Though I've only been stiffed once in my life for HE when I thought I was in the right place to get one, I generally take the view that a masseuse should get a modest tip for the massage. But I'm with you on this one. Fake ads placed to get monger attention specifically, upsell you for the table shower contrary to ad representations, and then they don't even have a competent legit therapist giving you the massage. All that adds up to consumer fraud.
With a few exceptions, I follow a general rule that if an MP is in a very decent location or a hub of commerce catering to high rent shoppers, I won't go near it as an HE prospect unless I have specific info to the contrary. For me in the SFV, that applies to any place on Ventura Blvd. Also, I've always felt that anyplace that can say they're in Studio City as opposed to Valley Village or NoHo is a ripoff risk. And that includes this place. I've seen the ads and the storefront before I saw any ads and I knew it could not be anything but legit.
Bottom line is nearby NoHo is one of the hot spots for MPs for mongers. I can only recommend one spot from recent personal experience and I have some reservations about it. But you will be taken care of. It's the spot adjacent to the McDonald's at the Victory / Vineland intersection. Basically a Chinese MILF joint so the ladies are 40 plus. Some are OK, others. Eh. Entry is. 6 for the full hour. Good news is it is a great facility. About the best in private and well furnished rooms that provide opportunities away from the limitations of the massage table. They have an excellent table shower which is definitely included for your. 6. As in most Chinese MILF places, the providers range from conservative to WAY out there porn star experience type sessions, but even the conservative ones will give you what you came for. My experience is also that places like this happily accept more modest tips than say a FS Korean joint with drop dead hot young girls on staff. With older "gentlemen" like me they don't even discuss money. With younger guys it can sometimes become an issue to be dealt with in the course of the session. .8 ought to do it for FS so you're out in an hour $140 down which is less than what many pay for 30 minutes of FS at other places. I'm not proposing that this spot will become a regular stop for you, but it is a good place to break in with no bullshit or paranoia.
If you roll through this thread you'll find plenty of money in the bank info about FS places, but not too much in the way of rub and tug if you want to limit your activity, get a real massage and spend less. Other parts of L. A. are stronger in that category but there should be a few good ones in NoHo. But NOT fucking Studio City!
[QUOTE=No One Really; 1473625]Well, this is my first report and first attempt in regards to finding an HE and I guess I took one for the team. (Huge sigh)
Saw an ad on backpage for a place on laurel canyon and moorpark (A. S. Would be the places initials) it's right in that corner squared super small strip mallish thing across the street from the park (not the place that advertises tanning as well next to the gym diagonally across the st.) , there's a dispensary right near it as well and a gas station right across the st you'll know it when you see it.[/QUOTE]No need to be cryptic about the name if they're legit. I posted before about 2 AMPs in west valley, one offers HE, other offers FS. See if you can find them.
[QUOTE=The Camel; 1473711]You certainly have my empathy. What happened with the table shower that you paid an extra. 1 for? Though I've only been stiffed once in my life for HE when I thought I was in the right place to get one, I generally take the view that a masseuse should get a modest tip for the massage. But I'm with you on this one. Fake ads placed to get monger attention specifically, upsell you for the table shower contrary to ad representations, and then they don't even have a competent legit therapist giving you the massage. All that adds up to consumer fraud.
With a few exceptions, I follow a general rule that if an MP is in a very decent location or a hub of commerce catering to high rent shoppers, I won't go near it as an HE prospect unless I have specific info to the contrary. For me in the SFV, that applies to any place on Ventura Blvd. Also, I've always felt that anyplace that can say they're in Studio City as opposed to Valley Village or NoHo is a ripoff risk. And that includes this place. I've seen the ads and the storefront before I saw any ads and I knew it could not be anything but legit.
Bottom line is nearby NoHo is one of the hot spots for MPs for mongers. I can only recommend one spot from recent personal experience and I have some reservations about it. But you will be taken care of. It's the spot adjacent to the McDonald's at the Victory / Vineland intersection. Basically a Chinese MILF joint so the ladies are 40 plus. Some are OK, others. Eh. Entry is. 6 for the full hour. Good news is it is a great facility. About the best in private and well furnished rooms that provide opportunities away from the limitations of the massage table. They have an excellent table shower which is definitely included for your. 6. As in most Chinese MILF places, the providers range from conservative to WAY out there porn star experience type sessions, but even the conservative ones will give you what you came for. My experience is also that places like this happily accept more modest tips than say a FS Korean joint with drop dead hot young girls on staff. With older "gentlemen" like me they don't even discuss money. With younger guys it can sometimes become an issue to be dealt with in the course of the session. .8 ought to do it for FS so you're out in an hour $140 down which is less than what many pay for 30 minutes of FS at other places. I'm not proposing that this spot will become a regular stop for you, but it is a good place to break in with no bullshit or paranoia.
If you roll through this thread you'll find plenty of money in the bank info about FS places, but not too much in the way of rub and tug if you want to limit your activity, get a real massage and spend less. Other parts of L. A. Are stronger in that category but there should be a few good ones in NoHo. But NOT fucking Studio City![/QUOTE]Thanks I'll give that a shot, I'd imagine (hope) that if they are reasonable with FS maybe I can grab a quick HJ in the ballpark. 4 I'll check that place out tomorrow, I appreciate the advice. I do eventually want to get into to some younger super hot korean gals, but I think I'll hold off until my next pay check for that. I'll start searching the thread for places of that sort but if you have any on the top of your head that you know are for sure still in business that would appreciated.
As for the up sell on the table shower; the story goes that when I went in there I payed the. 5 for the hour I figured it was as included as the ad stated it was free, but then around 50 minutes into my "massage" she asked me if I wanted to add shower and scrub for. 2 more. That's when I brought up that the ad said it was included free and then she said "oh let me check" and mamasan came in briefly to say that the ad was wrong but she would do it for. 1. At that point I was just in desperation mode and was trying to extend the hope of getting my sir touched any way I could so I gave up the. 1.
I completely agree on the tipping of legit masseuses' it's just the fact that, as you said, they were completely luring mongers with the prospect that a HE was going to be involved, I mean they're advertising in the freaking escort section of BP. On top of that the massage was so awful that If I was at any seemingly legit establishment for a massage I would have asked for my money back or asked for a different masseuse within the first 10 minutes, the only reason I put up with it was because I was thinking the flip was going to yield results and because of that I was feeding into her bs statements like "oh yeah, that feel gooood doesn't it" the entire time. I mean after I bullshitted with her for half an hour it wasn't like I could just be like "you know what? Your freaking awful, I want my money back". I do have a good spot when I want a nice legit massage called linda lui's on ventura. They'll give you an hour for. 35 if you mention their online special (I usually tip around. .15 to. 2, which by their tip chart is an exceptional tip). It's just that every once in a while I will be wanting a good old fashioned HJ and perhaps down the line when I have a little more spending cash I definitely could see myself going FS with a young super hot korean gal.
[QUOTE=Blake 4;1473748]No need to be cryptic about the name if they're legit. I posted before about 2 AMPs in west valley, one offers HE, other offers FS. See if you can find them.[/QUOTE]In that case, Angels Spa (4354 in the ad but it may have been 4359 irl not exactly sure on that though). They advertised having 5 Chinese and latino girls every day, when I came in at around 345pm there was only one girl. I know this because as I was getting my wretched massage I heard fellow monger come in and asked if he could see the line up and mamasan said she had no girls to show him at the moment but if he came back in a hour she'd have "girl for him". He asked what time they were open until and then left. I can only hope for his sake he went elsewhere.
[QUOTE=No One Really;1473786]It's just that every once in a while I will be wanting a good old fashioned HJ and perhaps down the line when I have a little more spending cash I definitely could see myself going FS with a young super hot korean gal.[/QUOTE]I reviewed this place a while ago, but recently returned, so here is an updated report:
Place is on Cahuenga Blvd. Just 1/2 block south of Burbank, on west side of the street. It's upstairs, with no obvious signs. (They used to have a sandwich board on the street, but took it down.) A tacky looking neon "Massage" sign is barely noticeable, hidden by the "balcony." I have never seen a name of the place, and don't know the address.
Upstairs entrance is discreet, but entry to the stairs faces the street, so move fast if you don't want to be obvious.
Both times, there has been just one provider (the same both times). Chinese. 40-something. Cute, in a MILFy way, but not otherwise. Sweet. There are two other providers, but I've never seen them. This provider freaked out that I remembered her name from last time, and she didn't remember me, so I'm not posting her name here, as if you use it, it will only make her suspicious.
This is a low-key place. No discussion of tip. No "extras." Just a great, slightly sensual, talented "R," with a nice, unrushed "T" at the end. What I especially like is she will climb up on the table at the end, which adds a level of sexiness that I have not found at an R&T elsewhere. Typical. 4 +.4, but I'd almost give more, because it's just that good. No touching, no clothing removal on her part. This is a no-hassle place, not for those of you looking for a GFE / PSE experience, extras, or touching. Just an old-fashioned quality massage with a decent ending.
[QUOTE=Mr Sixty; 1462568]If this turns out to be 5953 LC, see Kampfire's review below. It has gotten mixed reviews.
Weird that there are two different phone numbers in the ad.[/QUOTE]Let me add my voice to the bad reviews. I went, didn't see a jacuzzi, but it's in a former medical building with several rooms so there could be one there. It wasn't offered on my visit, there was only one provider, chubby Salvadorean with way too many rules who didn't like her job. Avoid.
[QUOTE=The Camel; 1473711]You certainly have my empathy. What happened with the table shower that you paid an extra. 1 for? Though I've only been stiffed once in my life for HE when I thought I was in the right place to get one, I generally take the view that a masseuse should get a modest tip for the massage. But I'm with you on this one. Fake ads placed to get monger attention specifically, upsell you for the table shower contrary to ad representations, and then they don't even have a competent legit therapist giving you the massage. All that adds up to consumer fraud.
With a few exceptions, I follow a general rule that if an MP is in a very decent location or a hub of commerce catering to high rent shoppers, I won't go near it as an HE prospect unless I have specific info to the contrary. For me in the SFV, that applies to any place on Ventura Blvd. Also, I've always felt that anyplace that can say they're in Studio City as opposed to Valley Village or NoHo is a ripoff risk. And that includes this place. I've seen the ads and the storefront before I saw any ads and I knew it could not be anything but legit.
Bottom line is nearby NoHo is one of the hot spots for MPs for mongers. I can only recommend one spot from recent personal experience and I have some reservations about it. But you will be taken care of. It's the spot adjacent to the McDonald's at the Victory / Vineland intersection. Basically a Chinese MILF joint so the ladies are 40 plus. Some are OK, others. Eh. Entry is. 6 for the full hour. Good news is it is a great facility. About the best in private and well furnished rooms that provide opportunities away from the limitations of the massage table. They have an excellent table shower which is definitely included for your. 6. As in most Chinese MILF places, the providers range from conservative to WAY out there porn star experience type sessions, but even the conservative ones will give you what you came for. My experience is also that places like this happily accept more modest tips than say a FS Korean joint with drop dead hot young girls on staff. With older "gentlemen" like me they don't even discuss money. With younger guys it can sometimes become an issue to be dealt with in the course of the session. .8 ought to do it for FS so you're out in an hour $140 down which is less than what many pay for 30 minutes of FS at other places. I'm not proposing that this spot will become a regular stop for you, but it is a good place to break in with no bullshit or paranoia.
If you roll through this thread you'll find plenty of money in the bank info about FS places, but not too much in the way of rub and tug if you want to limit your activity, get a real massage and spend less. Other parts of L. A. Are stronger in that category but there should be a few good ones in NoHo. But NOT fucking Studio City![/QUOTE]Who is a good provider to ask for at the place by Mickey D's? I got "Lilly," but she didn't do anything. Thanks for the info.
[QUOTE=Deerom;1474751]Who is a good provider to ask for at the place by Mickey D's? I got "Lilly," but she didn't do anything. Thanks for the info.[/QUOTE]Don't know Lilly but I never heard of anybody being shutout here. Maybe had a recent encounter with LEO before your visit and being extra cautious if they don't know you. Personally aside from Candy whose been pretty well covered on this site for a few years, I've only been with Lucy (when Candy is away on one of her frequent trips to China). Lucy is OK to look at, does a nice sensual massage if you ask for light touch, and comes through well enough on the extras, but she's not in Candy's class for Burger King Service (have it your way). Candy has moved on to another spot about a mile away. I can't give that away but you can ask mms to hook you up. Sometimes she'll even take a phone appointment for Candy and when the guy arrives she sends him to her new place with directions.
BTW, to answer "No One Really's" question, they are fine in this place with simple HJ HE for. 4 tip.
[QUOTE=Vengo;1474616]Let me add my voice to the bad reviews. I went, didn't see a jacuzzi, but it's in a former medical building with several rooms so there could be one there. It wasn't offered on my visit, there was only one provider, chubby Salvadorean with way too many rules who didn't like her job. Avoid.[/QUOTE]Hi, long time, first time.
I went in with $1. 6 but kept. 2 in 2 different pockets. MMS wanted 1. 6 told her I only had 1. 4 She finally agreed. Loved their BP ads, thought this would be fun so I overpaid. Asked for Latina, was told Asian only,"don't worry, she'll be beautiful" About 40, trying to look young, bolt ons, but it was too late so I hit it. No Jacuzzi in sight or offered. Girl was in a hurry. Covered me right away, lame ass 20 second CBJ. Straightforward and boring sex, CG then doggie. Will not return. I just hit it and tried to pop as fast as I could. Upside was the mirrors all around the room. I enjoy watching my cock disappear into the pussy from several different angles. Plenty of better places in the area, mongers. Stay safe and beware the overadvertised places.
[QUOTE=Seafor; 1369059]Yup, RTFF. Should have done it instead of reading backpage. What a waste of time. This place takes the cake for worst AMP I've ever been to.
Strike 1: it's in a shopping center.
Strike: 2 The girl "Rose" playing the role of mms took my. 4 for the half hour and then led me into a red-lit private room. (good sign, but then.)
Sttrike 3: Immediately she wants to run a 2 girl special on me for. 2 more. Not into that on first time visits. So she demands a. 2 tip "up front".
Figuring I could get her to play along if I did, I paid her, and she had me lie naked on the table. The lamest massage of my life (even for an AMP) came after this. Warm oil, some tap-tap-tap with the hands for 5 minutes, and a towel covering the crack of doom and the backside of the boys.
I touched her legs and butt through her tight sweatpants, but she moved away. Tried once more towards the end of the "massage".
On the flip, the towel covered the boys for a lame 5 mins of that, and when I "accidently" moved it aside, she just replaced it.
Strike 4: She tries to get me to go for ANOTHER girl with an additional half hour and a "free" table massage with the promise of "relaxing good time".
Fuck her (or not). I grabbed my stuff, got dressed, and walked out.
Then I went to hit up SFR to see if any talent was walking (see thread).
The place is the closest to a ROB that mongers will ever get to. Secure entrance with the cameras says it's monger friendly. Private rooms says monger friendly. Red lights and soft music, monger friendly, hot girl with tight pants and shirt to match, monger friendly. Price, monger friendly. But it's a total rip off. Avoid it or embrace the blueness of your pals on the road as your wallet is lightened.
If I didn't despise real chicks so much, I'd go find some bar skank, but hell, I'll just jerk it 10 or 12 times until next payday. Then maybe I'll track down Unee if I can. She seems like a sweet girl from what I've read.[/QUOTE]Twice now I have fallen sucker to that whole tip up front game. Both times they did the HJ HE but they want the tip up front so they don't have to let your hands wander. First time I swore would be my last time, but then I did it again when thinking with that other head. Never ever again with the exception of known FS places, but then I leave the $ on the chair sticking out from under my clothes, not in her hand until the end.
You guys rock, thanks for the tips. I meant to make a run the day after Camel gave me the tip on the MILF joint, but a unpredictable relative made a surprise visit (literally was just waiting outside my apt when I got home from class) and I got sidetracked to say the least. Hopefully I can make a stop tomorrow, I recently came in first at a local poker tourny and I have a few extra bucks (finally). I was even thinking about searching for a FS hot young k girl, but I rather go with the sure thing. BTW has anyone checked out that spot across the street from Panda Express on right by the inter of R and Sep blvd? It's surrounded by gates and shrubbery and has black out windows, looks mighty promising. I did a search on BP and it only furthered my intrigue but seeing as how I fell for Angel Spa's trap I'm obviously not the authority on sniffing out BP ads.
Mr. Sixty: that's exactly what I'm looking for on the semi regular, as long as she's not some old decrepit looking Chinese lady and has some semblance accompanied by adept HJ skills I will be a loyal and happy patron hah, I'll will definitely check that one out as well.
Reports to come.
Happy hunting!
Wow what an amzing site. So my first post with the knowledge I've gained over the past hour of reading so here it goes. So I was bored today and ventured out with hopes of getting my very first HE. I went to a little place on Burbank and Willowcrest, windows papered over and the what I thought were typical signs of the kinda place I was looking for. I go in and was greeted by a late 20 early 30 CM (don't know If that's right) , she says. 5 for an hour and I pay her. We go back to numbered room and I strip down and lay down. After some nice rubbing and getting down in the thighs I thought this was it, it's actually going to happen. On the flip. Nothing. Some more rubbing real close but no touch, I'm thinking. Am I doing something wrong, do I look weird? I figure I'm a pretty good lookin dude, so maybe I'm just out of luck. Sure enough she put a hot towel on me and cleans me up." All done" in broken english. I tip her. 2 and walk out feeling like I just got raped. LOL.
I came home frustrated and found this site. Now I know some of the terms and have already learned a bunch for the next one. In time I'll figure this out hopefully have a better story for ya'll. Thanks for all the info.
[QUOTE=Delmoxxx; 1494375]Wow what an amzing site. So my first post with the knowledge I've gained over the past hour of reading so here it goes. So I was bored today and ventured out with hopes of getting my very first HE. I went to a little place on Burbank and Willowcrest, windows papered over and the what I thought were typical signs of the kinda place I was looking for. I go in and was greeted by a late 20 early 30 CM (don't know If that's right) , she says. 5 for an hour and I pay her. We go back to numbered room and I strip down and lay down. After some nice rubbing and getting down in the thighs I thought this was it, it's actually going to happen. On the flip. Nothing. Some more rubbing real close but no touch, I'm thinking. Am I doing something wrong, do I look weird? I figure I'm a pretty good lookin dude, so maybe I'm just out of luck. Sure enough she put a hot towel on me and cleans me up." All done" in broken english. I tip her. 2 and walk out feeling like I just got raped. LOL.
I came home frustrated and found this site. Now I know some of the terms and have already learned a bunch for the next one. In time I'll figure this out hopefully have a better story for ya'll. Thanks for all the info.[/QUOTE]Damn dude sorry to hear that. I know you left out of there with blue balls.
Wait until around 1am and then goto Western Ave and Lemongroove. You will see 1 or 2 Asian girls working. They will take care of you.
[QUOTE=The Camel; 1473711]You certainly have my empathy. What happened with the table shower that you paid an extra. 1 for? Though I've only been stiffed once in my life for HE when I thought I was in the right place to get one, I generally take the view that a masseuse should get a modest tip for the massage. But I'm with you on this one. Fake ads placed to get monger attention specifically, upsell you for the table shower contrary to ad representations, and then they don't even have a competent legit therapist giving you the massage. All that adds up to consumer fraud.
With a few exceptions, I follow a general rule that if an MP is in a very decent location or a hub of commerce catering to high rent shoppers, I won't go near it as an HE prospect unless I have specific info to the contrary. For me in the SFV, that applies to any place on Ventura Blvd. Also, I've always felt that anyplace that can say they're in Studio City as opposed to Valley Village or NoHo is a ripoff risk. And that includes this place. I've seen the ads and the storefront before I saw any ads and I knew it could not be anything but legit.
Bottom line is nearby NoHo is one of the hot spots for MPs for mongers. I can only recommend one spot from recent personal experience and I have some reservations about it. But you will be taken care of. It's the spot adjacent to the McDonald's at the Victory / Vineland intersection. Basically a Chinese MILF joint so the ladies are 40 plus. Some are OK, others. Eh. Entry is. 6 for the full hour. Good news is it is a great facility. About the best in private and well furnished rooms that provide opportunities away from the limitations of the massage table. They have an excellent table shower which is definitely included for your. 6. As in most Chinese MILF places, the providers range from conservative to WAY out there porn star experience type sessions, but even the conservative ones will give you what you came for. My experience is also that places like this happily accept more modest tips than say a FS Korean joint with drop dead hot young girls on staff. With older "gentlemen" like me they don't even discuss money. With younger guys it can sometimes become an issue to be dealt with in the course of the session. .8 ought to do it for FS so you're out in an hour $140 down which is less than what many pay for 30 minutes of FS at other places. I'm not proposing that this spot will become a regular stop for you, but it is a good place to break in with no bullshit or paranoia.
If you roll through this thread you'll find plenty of money in the bank info about FS places, but not too much in the way of rub and tug if you want to limit your activity, get a real massage and spend less. Other parts of L. A. Are stronger in that category but there should be a few good ones in NoHo. But NOT fucking Studio City![/QUOTE]Your review of this place was spot on! Place was very clean! It was my first time there and I asked the Mammasan if Candy was working! I did that so she wouldn't ask me if it was my first time there! Anyways, she responds and says sorry, but it's Candy's day off. I don't know if she was the same Candy that you were talking about. I'm lead to a room on the left side of the lobby. I take off my shoes and wait for the gal. A few minutes pass by and in walks a petite asian gal, mid thirities, black curly hair. 5ft 2 inch 110 lbs. She grabs my shoes and takes me to another room. I strip down in front of her and jump on the table. She proceeds to give me a very good neck, and back massage! It was so good I was starting to think this place was legit. Meanwhile, I'm grabbing her ass and thighs while she is rubbing my back. On the flip she asks me what I want. I tell her FS and tell her I have. 8 She says no! She puts her finger in the air and motions that she wants $. I brought an extra. 1 just in case the massage was bad and I offered her. 9 and she said OK. She proceeds to take off her pants, shirt, bra and panties. She starts playing with my nipples, so I return the favor. She seems to really enjoy this foreplay, so I just play along. She then puts the condom on and hops on cg style! She only does this for about a min before she changes to misch position. I having a good time screwing this women. She does that thing with her pussy, called K-gels! She would squeeze me with her pussy muscles every so often. I was giving her a real good pounding and she seemed to be enjoying it. Just before I nutted she started to squeeze me real tight, with her legs, arms, and pussy muscle! It was a very intense release of pleasure when I came! Her name was Tiffiney, damage. 6 at the door. 9 tip Anyways Kudos to you Mr Camel! Thanks for the good information!
I never knew there was an AMP there. Is it one door north of Mcdonald's on Lankershim? If so it was closed this Saturday afternoon. Do I have the right location?
I called ahead for an appointment, and asked for Tifiny, and Mamasan, said she was busy! I asked for Candy and Mamasan said she went back to China. So I got a new girl. Her name was Vicki. She is in her 40's about 5ft2 115lbs has a little tummy, very plain looking. I hop on the table naked lying face down! Vicki comes in room and covers my ass with a towel. I'm thinking ok, maybe she's not into any extras. Anyway she starts giving me a really good back massage. It was as good, if not better than a legit massage! She was being very professional, until I started grabbing her ass! She then started rubbing my ass crack and balls! Boy, she has such a nice touch! She really starts stroking my cock and cupping my balls and asks what I want. I tell her everything! Again these women clearly ask for $. I say ok and she runs off to get the condom. She comes back into the room and takes off all her cloths. She is now standing next to me naked and massaging my balls and stroking my dick. It's one of the better hand jobs, I have experienced. As she is stroking away, I'm playing with her nipples and vagina. She doesn't rush at all, just taking her time and doing a good job pleasing me. Finally, I stand up and place Vicki on her back. I take my time teasing her pussy lips with my cock. When I'm sliding in, I can hear her let out a moan of pleasure. I'll tell you, she is probaly not the best lay I ever had, but she really seemed to be enjoying the dick. I just took my time, with a slow grinding motion, which caused Vicki to moan. She started cumming and begged my to start fucking her faster! This got me really excited and I started to really give it to her! I Finally pop a nut and collaspe on top of her. I can feel her pussy pulsating on my dick as we laid there for a few minutes. I had to help her up, off her back, because she was just so drained of energy. She grabs all her clothes and walks out the door naked. She comes back into the room fully dressed with a smile on her face. She wipes me down with a hot towel and brings me a cold bottle of water to drink! I enjoyed this session, because she had such a nice touch with her hands. Damage. 6 at the door $ for the tip.
[QUOTE=Smoothie86;1500508]I called ahead for an appointment, and asked for Tifiny, and Mamasan, said she was busy! I asked for Candy and Mamasan said she went back to China. So I got a new girl. Her name was Vicki. She is in her 40's about 5ft2 115lbs has a little tummy, very plain looking. I hop on the table naked lying face down! Vicki comes in room and covers my ass with a towel. I'm thinking ok, maybe she's not into any extras. Anyway she starts giving me a really good back massage. It was as good, if not better than a legit massage! She was being very professional, until I started grabbing her ass! She then started rubbing my ass crack and balls! Boy, she has such a nice touch! She really starts stroking my cock and cupping my balls and asks what I want. I tell her everything! Again these women clearly ask for $. I say ok and she runs off to get the condom. She comes back into the room and takes off all her cloths. She is now standing next to me naked and massaging my balls and stroking my dick. It's one of the better hand jobs, I have experienced. As she is stroking away, I'm playing with her nipples and vagina. She doesn't rush at all, just taking her time and doing a good job pleasing me. Finally, I stand up and place Vicki on her back. I take my time teasing her pussy lips with my cock. When I'm sliding in, I can hear her let out a moan of pleasure. I'll tell you, she is probaly not the best lay I ever had, but she really seemed to be enjoying the dick. I just took my time, with a slow grinding motion, which caused Vicki to moan. She started cumming and begged my to start fucking her faster! This got me really excited and I started to really give it to her! I Finally pop a nut and collaspe on top of her. I can feel her pussy pulsating on my dick as we laid there for a few minutes. I had to help her up, off her back, because she was just so drained of energy. She grabs all her clothes and walks out the door naked. She comes back into the room fully dressed with a smile on her face. She wipes me down with a hot towel and brings me a cold bottle of water to drink! I enjoyed this session, because she had such a nice touch with her hands. Damage. 6 at the door $ for the tip.[/QUOTE]Excellent report. Thanks for the heads up.
[QUOTE=Allover;1499859]I never knew there was an AMP there. Is it one door north of Mcdonald's on Lankershim? If so it was closed this Saturday afternoon. Do I have the right location?[/QUOTE]Its behind the furniture store.
[QUOTE=Hugh E Rection;1501161]Its behind the furniture store.[/QUOTE]Please tell me this place isn't closed.