Massage Parlor Reports

I needed to work out some kinks and decided to try the massage place near the Burger King, White Castle, etc.

I walk in and there is this hispanic girl, prob late 20's, early 30's, a bit chunky, not petite, but still hot with really great huge tits. Her name was Jocelyn, a good looking mid 30's hispanic girl. I got a half hour massage for 40 as I was low on time and after about 15 min of so-so massage, we go for the flip. She offers me BJ for $80 and I tell her too much. She wants 60 for HJ and I tell her 40. I ask her if she wants to do BJ for 60 and she doesn't seem to understand me (I think her English is not real good) or she is just ignoring me. You'd think that she'd want the extra $20? I didn't mind going for the HJ as some girls just have no BJ skills and I wanted to feel those tits up close and personal anyway. I grabbed one and she dropped the top and I felt them up while she proceeded with the handshake. All in all, it was an ok to good time, but not great.

Does anyone one where this place is?

[quote]I needed to work out some kinks and decided to try the massage place near the Burger King, White Castle, etc.

I walk in and there is this hispanic girl, prob late 20's, early 30's, a bit chunky, not petite, but still hot with really great huge tits. Her name was Jocelyn, a good looking mid 30's hispanic girl. I got a half hour massage for 40 as I was low on time and after about 15 min of so-so massage, we go for the flip. She offers me BJ for $80 and I tell her too much. She wants 60 for HJ and I tell her 40. I ask her if she wants to do BJ for 60 and she doesn't seem to understand me (I think her English is not real good) or she is just ignoring me. You'd think that she'd want the extra $20? I didn't mind going for the HJ as some girls just have no BJ skills and I wanted to feel those tits up close and personal anyway. I grabbed one and she dropped the top and I felt them up while she proceeded with the handshake. All in all, it was an ok to good time, but not great.[/QUOTE]

Did they offer to get naked, if so how much more?

[QUOTE=SportingLife]I needed to work out some kinks and decided to try the massage place near the Burger King, White Castle, etc.

I walk in and there is this hispanic girl, prob late 20's, early 30's, a bit chunky, not petite, but still hot with really great huge tits. Her name was Jocelyn, a good looking mid 30's hispanic girl. I got a half hour massage for 40 as I was low on time and after about 15 min of so-so massage, we go for the flip. She offers me BJ for $80 and I tell her too much. She wants 60 for HJ and I tell her 40. I ask her if she wants to do BJ for 60 and she doesn't seem to understand me (I think her English is not real good) or she is just ignoring me. You'd think that she'd want the extra $20? I didn't mind going for the HJ as some girls just have no BJ skills and I wanted to feel those tits up close and personal anyway. I grabbed one and she dropped the top and I felt them up while she proceeded with the handshake. All in all, it was an ok to good time, but not great.[/QUOTE]

Yea I left her 20 extra as a tip she seemed very happy about I wanted to get her to give me a nude massage or at least jump in the hotub with me if any guy can accomplish this let me know.

[QUOTE=Snowmadics]Since you did it yourself did you leave a tip?

What does she look like?[/QUOTE]

AJ Salon is on the SW corner of Archer and AShland. There is a burger King and Dominicks across the street which is where I park.

I saw Joycilyn last week as well. Lost track of the day during the holidaze.
Spoke other languages other than Spanish. I DID drop the $80, which is more than I ususally do, but I to wanted to see those tits. Which I did.

I am told that Cici and Jocilyn do offer 4 hand service. Might partake just to watch both pairs of DDs bounce in front of me.

I'm coming to town on business next week, and I'm looking forward to getting away from the Indiana AMP "scene" for a bit. Not even sure if you can call it a "scene" for that matter.

What's the best AMP for an out-of-towner to get to know?

Was on my way to see my o'l reliable single mom by halsted and diversy who needs money.
Saw a massage joint on fullerton and southport. anyone has info on this? went in but didnt have enough time so I got a 10 minute chair massage. One of the best massage i got on an AMP. is it legit?

[QUOTE=Butakal]Was on my way to see my o'l reliable single mom by halsted and diversy who needs money.
Saw a massage joint on fullerton and southport. anyone has info on this? went in but didnt have enough time so I got a 10 minute chair massage. One of the best massage i got on an AMP. is it legit?[/QUOTE]

Yep - I can verify a chair massage is legit.

Due to recent reports made a run up there yesterday. Walked in and damn if it wasn't 8-9 people and a baby sitting around. Had no clue who did the massage, just hoped they didn't plan training the baby today! Paid .5 for 1 hour massage and was shown the room. Hopped on the table and realized it was COLD as a well diggers belt buckle! Little lady came in and made no attempt to cover me whatsoever. And I tell u I was hoping for some kind of towel or anything! Decent enough massage but I think she may have been a mute cuz she didn't say a single word the whole time. Even when I had to flip she grabs my shoulders and tries to turn me to symbolize the turn. When I flipped I realized she was woefully unattractive. Mad skinny like Nicole Ritchie and that's not my thing. She rubbed my chest and leaned way down over my face to grab the boys. Then simulated the hand motions and looked at me expectedly. I declined the offer and she didn't know what to do. It was kinda funny as she kept grabbing and rubbing in an attempt to wake him, but the cold and unattractiveness kept him fast asleep. She didn't know what to do so she continued a massage with one hand and the other hand stayed in the general locale of little CJ in case he showed any signs of life she would pounce. After about 45 mins of freezing to death I told her she was good and I was gonna get dressed. She walked out confused as hell not knowing what to do. I geared up and left, on the way out papasan asked me if all was ok. I replied it was good but I had to make a run. I'll still head back but I'll be checking my masseuse before I lay down!!

I made a first time visit to Xindy a few days ago. And was attended by a very friendly, smiling, outgoing, late 30ish- Chinese lady with long hair and great body. Her name is Cici. She gave a pretty good massage which included back-walking. During the massage she says How much tip? I said forty. When the massage was over I gave her the forty, and she motions for more money. I said no. I told you I would give you $40.

Guys please don’t be too generous with the ladies. It drives the prices up for the rest of us and takes extra money out of your pocket that could be used at another massage place.

On the way out I locked eyes with a very attractive, soft looking, smiling younger provider who was watching television in the lounge area. I might try her the next time.

The Good: The place looks like it has been recently remodeled. Nice atmosphere. Had a great massage. On the drive home, I felt like I REALLY had a massage. Cici is not afraid to work hard on you and has a generally nice attitude.

The Bad. I noticed that some of the towels that they used on me were carefully refolded and placed back on the shelf for use on the next client. Very nasty. Also I was shorted by about 15 minutes on the massage. Cici seemed rather rushed to get me out. I hate that.

Tired KM Masssage today. Met with Kelly a nice hispanic about five foot tall, nice 32C or maybe even D, about 110lbs. short hair, and nice thin sexy curves.

65 at the door that included a nice table shower. She washed every part of my body. Did the suana for about 5 minutes to warm up a bit since it was cold out.

Nice uncovered massage, on the flip I opted for the 100 fully nude HJ. Had a really nice unrushed session until the owner told her there was another client and time was up then it became rushed.

Worth visiting again

[QUOTE=Higuey Velez]
The Bad. I noticed that some of the towels that they used on me were carefully refolded and placed back on the shelf for use on the next client..[/QUOTE]

You gotta be kidding me, not that I'm surprised but that's just nasty. After reading the past several posts, For the money spent and service given, why don't you guys drive out to the burbs?

So 165 total huh? Were your hands allowed to roam? At Lisunia's you can roam and suck their boobs.

[QUOTE=Assman2008]Tired KM Masssage today. Met with Kelly a nice hispanic about five foot tall, nice 32C or maybe even D, about 110lbs. short hair, and nice thin sexy curves.

65 at the door that included a nice table shower. She washed every part of my body. Did the suana for about 5 minutes to warm up a bit since it was cold out.

Nice uncovered massage, on the flip I opted for the 100 fully nude HJ. Had a really nice unrushed session until the owner told her there was another client and time was up then it became rushed.

Worth visiting again[/QUOTE]

After running out of Elegant I went by Alice's on Wentworth. 30 mins and .4 later I walked out extremely happy that I visited Cherry! I also picked up my card.

Has anyone else been to Ginger's in Rogers Park? I answered their very suggestive sounding CL ad, stating that they have attractive girls and that they only service men. They work out of an old 3-flat in Rogers Park. Everything about the setup suggested extras, and Ginger herself is a rightous babe.

Massage was completely uncovered, and really good, but there was no hint of extras. Is this place worth revisiting?

I guess I'm from the old school - Rockford AMP's - but 165 for a topless massage and handshake is insane! At least in Belvidere, for less money, you get a nude massage, get to massage the girl and a handshake. Maybe I live in a dream world but that's a shitload of money for what you get.

Okay, people DO say I live in my own little world. Spank me harder Sweet Mama.

Stinky Out

Greetings,

First report here. Visited TP(C-town location) yesterday and saw Mary. She said she was alone but I thought the dispatcher said there was 3 g's there..Korean, mid/late 20's, poor English, but friendly with a cute demure-like personality. Mary is about 5' 3", maybe 95lbs. A real spinner. Fake B's but a good job, they were very soft with long pinkish nips. After the 'flip' she kissed and s--ked my nipples. Never thought I was into that, but it was special, she just kind of clinged to them with her gentle lips as i watched. It was special, nice technique. Kitty was natural, sparse, and sooo soft with long pubic hair's just around the edges and sooo tasty (69). CG, doggi, finished mish. No rush. She said she's there for 10 more days.

Face: 7, 8 after 3 beers.
Body: 7, 8 tops after 3 beers (but 9' and 10's must be natural).
GFE: 8, maybe 9 if she kissed more
Service: 8, not rushed and very patient.

[QUOTE=Higuey Velez]I made a first time visit to Xindy... I noticed that some of the towels that they used on me were carefully refolded and placed back on the shelf for use on the next client.[/QUOTE]

At one of the more popular AMPs I lifted the bathmat on the nice expensive TS unit and saw much more than I ever wanted to! There is a LOT of DNA that gets extracted at all these places (I am sure you can imagine) resulting in a kinship with most of you that is closer than I want or need. Then, the paper sheets are usually just an excuse not to change or wash the cloth ones underneath. Most of the time the paper sheets just disintegrate 10 minutes into the massage anyway. The oil stains aren't a problem with me as long as the sheets smell ok but I can tell if they really aren't clean. But the towel thing at Xindys... thats way too sneaky! I have even heard of places that don't even wash used wet towels and just put them in the dryer. I could go on but I have to tend to my stubborn rashes right now, they have been itching like crazy!! ;)

This may seem pretty basic for many regular mongers, but I have recieved several messages in the last few days in response to my posts in the SW section.

Most of these PMs are looking for referrals, so I thought a post might be easier than more individual replies.

Forget the SW/surgery girl. She is nasty--but it was fun to write about since it was such a bizarre encounter. Also, she does not have a phone.

Instead, take a look at:

[url]http://www.chicagoafterdark.com/[/url]

It is the web version of a magazine you can find at most ABS and some liquor stores and in street boxes in the city.

Call the ads that say Chinese or Asian--they are the apartments that charge flat rates of $160 and are located throughout the city and suburbs. No tips required. Girls rotate every few weeks, and while quality can be hit or miss, it is sometimes amazing--much more reliable than escorts or non-asian incall. You can get a rough idea on location by the area codes. Watch out for the non-asian ads in CAD as they are often jack shacks.

You can also search CL Erotic section for '160" which usually gives you some amps such as Thai Palace in Lincoln Park.

Second best around here are the Korean amps, such as Singapore in Mount Prospect/Arlington Heights. Entry fee is $50-$80 and the girls negotiate for extras, with HJ about $20-40, fs for $100-120, and bj in between. Girls are often a little older than the apts, but you may also get lucky here, particularly if you become a regular.

Good luck.

P

Greetings, this is my first report. I been a long time 'lurker' and you guys are Kool.

Visited TP yesterday in C-town and saw Mary. The fella on the phone told me there were 3 girls but I just met her and she said she was alone. She is Korean and spoke very poor English, but was cute and dimure-like. Maybe mid to late 20's, about 5'3, 95lbs., a real spinner. My best guess is 'they' were fake B's, but a real good job to say the least. The 'kitty' was natural and nearly hairless except for around the lips and soo soft and sooo tasti (69). above average GFE, but was short on the kissing. I showered alone, average firm massage, just a once over and the lite finger tips signaling rollover. I must say when she licked and sucked the male areola, it was kind of weird, she just clung to them very patiently with her soft lips. Not my focus, but I liked it. Then it was cg, hard goggi and mish finish. She took it hard and deep all around. Said she would be in town (from LA) for about 10 more days. That would be to soon for me, but you will get your $60 worth for what it is. No rush job. Location felt safe, not much traffic, open and plentiful street parking.

- face: ordinary looking, no make-up, 7.5, maybe 8 after 3 beers.
- GFE: 8.5, because she couldn't speak well.
- body: 7.5, thin, petite, needs larger naturals to jump higher in my rating.
- breasts: 7.5.
- kitty: 10...it was so silky soft.
- Friendliness: 10
- cleanliness: 9.5

You get a cheaper massage even in Chicago for way less. Some of these newbie have no balls to negotiate and come out paying $100+ in tips and mess up the pricing for the rest.

Negotiate guys, they need the money as badly as you want to walk away happy.... probably even more. The last thing they want is no tip.

You shouldn't be tipping more than $40 at most places. Sometimes a good looking chick may demand more because she know's she's worth it. But that's still $60 tops for a handshake. Don't be suckers....

[QUOTE=Mr Stinky]I guess I'm from the old school - Rockford AMP's - but 165 for a topless massage and handshake is insane! At least in Belvidere, for less money, you get a nude massage, get to massage the girl and a handshake. Maybe I live in a dream world but that's a shitload of money for what you get.

Okay, people DO say I live in my own little world. Spank me harder Sweet Mama.

Stinky Out[/QUOTE]

Anyone have any info on this place.

Pm if you do.

Thanks

Can someone please tell me the location or phone number of TP in chinatown. Tried the search function and cannot find

[QUOTE=SpokenOne69]Can someone please tell me the location or phone number of TP in chinatown. Tried the search function and cannot find[/QUOTE]

TP? That one's got me stumped too.

Check CL.

Search: "Thai"

Probably means Thai Palace. Check CL any day. Search either "asian" or "thai"

OMG has anyone seen Olga there. I just had an awesome time with her. She has skills people treat her nice and those melons...OMG they must be triple d's and their real and spectacular.

TP probably equals Thai Palace..little bit different.

Sorry, can't help..Spoken, just go to Craigslist and you'll find the #.

Visited S few times recently.

There are two new bloods I think. Jessica & Joyce? Never have chance to try them. Other girls(Taxxy, Vixxan,) are mid 30s and very good in massage.

Clean facilities. No problem with towels or paper sheets.

Usually a legit place. I said "usually" not always. I knew one girl provided HJ and from another report, one friend got BBBJ from her. But he felt burned later.

After first visiting, I have uncovered massages all the time.

[QUOTE=Ate4ubaby]Greetings, this is my first report. I been a long time 'lurker' and you guys are Kool.

Visited TP yesterday in C-town and saw Mary. The fella on the phone told me there were 3 girls but I just met her and she said she was alone. She is Korean and spoke very poor English, but was cute and dimure-like. Maybe mid to late 20's, about 5'3, 95lbs., a real spinner. My best guess is 'they' were fake B's, but a real good job to say the least. The 'kitty' was natural and nearly hairless except for around the lips and soo soft and sooo tasti (69). above average GFE, but was short on the kissing. I showered alone, average firm massage, just a once over and the lite finger tips signaling rollover. I must say when she licked and sucked the male areola, it was kind of weird, she just clung to them very patiently with her soft lips. Not my focus, but I liked it. Then it was cg, hard goggi and mish finish. She took it hard and deep all around. Said she would be in town (from LA) for about 10 more days. That would be to soon for me, but you will get your $60 worth for what it is. No rush job. Location felt safe, not much traffic, open and plentiful street parking.

- face: ordinary looking, no make-up, 7.5, maybe 8 after 3 beers.
- GFE: 8.5, because she couldn't speak well.
- body: 7.5, thin, petite, needs larger naturals to jump higher in my rating.
- breasts: 7.5.
- kitty: 10...it was so silky soft.
- Friendliness: 10
- cleanliness: 9.5[/QUOTE]I'm calling BS on the report.

[QUOTE=Higuey Velez]I'm calling BS on the report.[/QUOTE]
Why? He posted twice, probably not realizing he was being monitored and then reported on a standard apt experience. He did say $60 instead of $.6 which is probably what he meant.

I have to agree w the BS call. Been there many times. There ARE 3 girls there now, one of them IS named Mary, and she IS at the C-town location, BUT the physical decription doesn't match her pic on CL. See for yourself by searching "Thai" and "Mary" on CL.

[QUOTE=Desparado]I have to agree w the BS call. Been there many times. There ARE 3 girls there now, one of them IS named Mary, and she IS at the C-town location, BUT the physical decription doesn't match her pic on CL. See for yourself by searching "Thai" and "Mary" on CL.[/QUOTE]
Okay, I believe you. I've only been at south location once and didn't get Mary. Girl was on low end of average for apt. girl. Didn't see any current Mary's advertised on CL for TP. I tend not to believe the pictures I find for apts., you get what you get, sometimes lucky and sometimes not so much.

[QUOTE=Desparado]I have to agree w the BS call. Been there many times. There ARE 3 girls there now, one of them IS named Mary, and she IS at the C-town location, BUT the physical decription doesn't match her pic on CL. See for yourself by searching "Thai" and "Mary" on CL.[/QUOTE]I couldn't get it to come up :(

Geee, what's that about? Well, I posted twice because I was not sure the report went thru. This was my first post. Is that so wrong?

Yes, that his her pic on CL and that's the same outfit she had on. I didn't actually ask her her ht. And wt. Is that what we're supose to do? . I made an estimate as I was writing that report the next day, but I'm within 3/4 of an inch and 4lbs I'm sure, and yes, I'll spell it out for you and piggy boy. It was ONE HUNDRED and SIXTY. Oh, has anyone actually visited Mary? I was just reporting updates for the guys here like it is suppose to be, lolol. Hey I still think Your Kool. Thanx for responding.

Thanx Slim.

Sorry if I corrected you.

I agree. BS on this report. Aside from the chat room style mispellings, I don't think many mongers would write a review using phrases like cute and dimure, plentiful street parking, long pinkish nippples, silky soft kitty and male areola! Sounds more like a provider trying to sound like a monger to drum up buisness for herself.

[QUOTE=Ate4ubaby]Greetings, this is my first report. I been a long time 'lurker' and you guys are Kool.

Visited TP yesterday in C-town and saw Mary. The fella on the phone told me there were 3 girls but I just met her and she said she was alone. She is Korean and spoke very poor English, but was cute and dimure-like. Maybe mid to late 20's, about 5'3, 95lbs., a real spinner. My best guess is 'they' were fake B's, but a real good job to say the least. The 'kitty' was natural and nearly hairless except for around the lips and soo soft and sooo tasti (69). above average GFE, but was short on the kissing. I showered alone, average firm massage, just a once over and the lite finger tips signaling rollover. I must say when she licked and sucked the male areola, it was kind of weird, she just clung to them very patiently with her soft lips. Not my focus, but I liked it. Then it was cg, hard goggi and mish finish. She took it hard and deep all around. Said she would be in town (from LA) for about 10 more days. That would be to soon for me, but you will get your $60 worth for what it is. No rush job. Location felt safe, not much traffic, open and plentiful street parking.

- face: ordinary looking, no make-up, 7.5, maybe 8 after 3 beers.
- GFE: 8.5, because she couldn't speak well.
- body: 7.5, thin, petite, needs larger naturals to jump higher in my rating.
- breasts: 7.5.
- kitty: 10...it was so silky soft.
- Friendliness: 10
- cleanliness: 9.5[/QUOTE]

Unbelievable. My first posting after 30 years of mongering. And it's BS. IMAO. Sorry about the grammar, I'm sure I'm not too descritptive or that good of a writer for this room. (but, not bad for a provider who can't speak English, lolol). I've probably had over 200 encounters with the whole P4P spectrum here, Euope and Asia and I can teach a course. I was just sharing info here, not looking for approval and frankly, it was my $. 60. Nothing personal, thanks.

I agree, Hmmmm

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I agree. BS on this report. Aside from the chat room style mispellings, I don't think many mongers would write a review using phrases like cute and dimure, plentiful street parking, long pinkish nippples, silky soft kitty and male areola! Sounds more like a provider trying to sound like a monger to drum up buisness for herself.


[quote=Ate4ubaby]Greetings, this is my first report. I been a long time 'lurker' and you guys are Kool.

Visited TP yesterday in C-town and saw Mary. The fella on the phone told me there were 3 girls but I just met her and she said she was alone. She is Korean and spoke very poor English, but was cute and dimure-like. Maybe mid to late 20's, about 5'3, 95lbs., a real spinner. My best guess is 'they' were fake B's, but a real good job to say the least. The 'kitty' was natural and nearly hairless except for around the lips and soo soft and sooo tasti (69). above average GFE, but was short on the kissing. I showered alone, average firm massage, just a once over and the lite finger tips signaling rollover. I must say when she licked and sucked the male areola, it was kind of weird, she just clung to them very patiently with her soft lips. Not my focus, but I liked it. Then it was cg, hard goggi and mish finish. She took it hard and deep all around. Said she would be in town (from LA) for about 10 more days. That would be to soon for me, but you will get your $60 worth for what it is. No rush job. Location felt safe, not much traffic, open and plentiful street parking.

- face: ordinary looking, no make-up, 7.5, maybe 8 after 3 beers.
- GFE: 8.5, because she couldn't speak well.
- body: 7.5, thin, petite, needs larger naturals to jump higher in my rating.
- breasts: 7.5.
- kitty: 10...it was so silky soft.
- Friendliness: 10
- cleanliness: 9.5[/quote]

I'd give him the benefit of a doubt for this report. We beat up the newbies who ask questions when the info is on the board and don't report but just flame us when their immature asses don't get what they want. Assuming it's legit he's done everything a good monger and board member should do.

[QUOTE=Scooter Pie7]I agree. BS on this report. Aside from the chat room style mispellings, I don't think many mongers would write a review using phrases like cute and dimure, plentiful street parking, long pinkish nippples, silky soft kitty and male areola! Sounds more like a provider trying to sound like a monger to drum up buisness for herself.[/QUOTE]

After lurking on the site for a few weeks and getting a lot of great info, seems like it's time to share some experiences of my own with my fellow mongers. I'm an occasional hobbyist off and on. I've been on a streak lately and will post a few reports the next few days with the details.

Last week I decided to take a shot at an asian apartment ad I caught on CL. I've been seeing variations of this one for quite a few weeks: [url]http: //chicago. Craigslist.org/nch/ers/532280860.html[/url]. I called ahead to see how many girls were there and was told that only "Luscious" was working. I asked how old she was and was told 27. I made an appointment, and it took two more calls to get to the place. It's a typical Chicago apartment right off of Devon near Broadway, very innocent looking. The ad sometimes also runs as Devon/Clark, but it's closer to Broadway.

When I got there, I was greeted by a quiet asian girl wearing a black teddy, but she didn't match the picture or description in the ad. I always have trouble telling the age of asian women, but I'd guess she was early 30's, about 5'5, cute little 34-B's, a bit of a belly but not too bad. The big negative was this chick's teeth. Looked like she never owned a toothbrush in the old country with lots of visible decay, but no bad breath. No way I was going to be kissing that mouth, but I stuck around for the rest.

Took a quick shower, gave my donation and laid down on the table in a small bedroom for a crappy massage. After about 10 minutes she asked me to turn over. My hand wandered up the back of her thigh and just that quick she whipped off the panties. Pretty soon she was out of everything, had me sitting on the edge of the table and on went the raincoat. She laid down across the table as I stood and pulled me inside. She let out some squeaks and moans and faked a little o. I was having a below average experience overall, but I liked the view in that position enough that I didn't change it up and let myself finish. She cleaned me up at about the 40 minute mark and seemed anxious for me to get dressed and get on my way. She was subtle about it but I was being rushed.

I've only had one other apartment experience but it was much better. Overall, this girl was maybe a 5, the place was a 7, but the overall experience was a 4. I admit that there came a point where I just wasnt that into it, but afterward I wished I had taken my money to a reliable AMP instead. I'd give it a try again if I knew that a different girl was there because the location is convenient, but who knows how long the rotation will be. They keep running the same ad over and over, and if she answered the door on my next visit, I'd turn around.