[QUOTE=BobSteel;3940252]Pathetic losers who think they will win points from her. They will get what they deserve.[/QUOTE]Thats why I don't share my experiences. Some of these guys talk as much as middle school girls.
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[QUOTE=BobSteel;3940252]Pathetic losers who think they will win points from her. They will get what they deserve.[/QUOTE]Thats why I don't share my experiences. Some of these guys talk as much as middle school girls.
[QUOTE=GPSlikesy;3941910]Thats why I don't share my experiences. Some of these guys talk as much as middle school girls.[/QUOTE]"You don't share your experiances".
Sorry but why you here? Just to gather info? I don't mean to be a dick. Maybe I'm taking this the wrong way. I don't get into specifics anymore or discuss donation but if I've seen someone I leave a report. Weather its good or bad, that's what this is for from my understanding.
P.S.
Anyone know the best place to find reviews about New York?
[QUOTE=Aehtra;3942220]Anyone know the best place to find reviews about New York?[/QUOTE]Just change the city and state and read the forum there.
[QUOTE=AltereEgo;3942386]Just change the city and state and read the forum there.[/QUOTE]I see that. But different cities prodominately use different sites. For example, Oregon TNA Board. Bay Area Night Shift.
No particular order:
1. Picking up a tall blonde with great legs in a short mini skirt. At my hotel it turned out to be a tranny with a gun.
2. Both experiences with Big Red in Hales Corners. Down in Satin's basement I ate her out while the living room was full of sleeping teens. Then the condom stayed in her asshole when I pulled out. Stretch marks and wanted me to massage her big body.
3. Getting a BBBJ by an old Chinese grandma who decided to use some kind of hand sanitizer on my dick. It burned my pee pee hole so bad it burned for 4-5 days when I pissed.
4. Getting some kind of STD from one our well know providers after doing bare back anal. My dick was dripping puss at a Christmas party. A midnight visit to urgent care and then a trip to an all night Walgreens. The oil stains from the puss never came out of my underwear.
5. After doing anal with one of our past favorite escorts I pulled out and a bunch of shit came along with it.
6. Being held hostage by a massage therapist who hid my clothes and would not give them back until I came twice and she got her rocks off. She wanted to put anal beads in my butt and wanted me to hit her, spank her, and pull her hair, while verbally abusing her.
7. Picking up a SW, probably mid 40's with deflated man made tits. Ever see a flat chested woman with stretch marks.
8. A visit by the police after a provider committed a crime on her way to see me. My # was in her phone.
9. Picked up a SW who was sick and coughing, bad attitude, kept criticizing me for not cumming. Then I got sick for a month. This has happened more than once, eating out a sick escort.
10. Met an escort at the Hdie-a-way no tel and she wanted to give me a HJ using a condom.
Top Ten Best.
1. Teagan at the Jungle House in New Berlin when her parents werent home.
2. Eating out Vivi the Thai.
3. Getting a 68 lb, 4-7 Korean at an AMP.
4. Hooking up with a neighbor, petite under 5 ft, under 100 lbs, late 60's, juicy fake tits, squirter, highly orgasmic, love DATY, looked like Barbara Eden.
5. 45 year old MILF escort came over and we did all the rides in the park. All the holes for 2-3 hours no rush and she had her fun, no hurry to leave. She came over a lot and I really liked her. Eventually she got fat and lost her teeth. But she had the nicest set of tits I've ever seen. Used to spend 30 minutes just on those.
6. Met a petite Latina at a gallery and we went out for coffee. She then came over and I ate her out. But she left without giving me anything. Still she was a perfect 10 body, about 40, perfect tits, and a really hair Bush. She is a very well known woman in Milwaukee, on TV quite a bit.
7. Hooking up with the famous Mikki, the legendary AMP Korean in Charlotte Michigan. Over 60, sex addict, make you feel like nothing you have ever experienced.
8. Meeting up with a tantra gal in her mountain cottage. A hippie from the 70's, probably about 60, anorexic, and we made love on the floor with all the candles lit. Went at it for hours doing everything.
9. Met an anorexic 22 year old college grad with self esteem issues. Went to her apartment and she gave me a blow job. She was an all big ten athlete in her sport before the anorexia.
10. Spent 3 days with a mid 30's stripper in central Wisconsin. She was fired from her job and needed a place to stay. Never fucked but I got about three blow jobs a day for three days.
Top ten weird:
1. A crippled woman with back injury I would pick up and give a ride. Stop off at my house first. Missionary only. Then drop her off a block from her house so her boyfriend would not know.
2. Approached by a young skinny odd looking blonde haired girl with a beak of a nose. She asked me to be her lover until she could find a boyfriend. She worked at my dentists office.
3. A middle eastern woman going through a divorce asked me to marry her because she was disowned by her family. Told her I needed to do a test drive. I did, it was nice but she figured out quick I wasn't going to rescue her.
4. Met a welfare mom who would come over and crash on my couch high on pain pills and sleep all day while her kids were in school. She let me do what I wanted to her. Usually I just rolled her on her stomach and greased up her ass. Sometimes the kids would come over and I'd have to feed them. They kept asking if I was her mom's boyfriend.
5. There was this southern hillbilly woman I called Old Yeller because of her yellow stained teeth. I met her at the Blue Kangaroo laundry and she would give me head, although we never ever spoke of what we were doing.
6. A divorced woman who drove an old station wagon who always talked like one of those Indian actors in a 1950's western. Again, we never discussed sex or why or what we were doing.
7. Picked up a SW on night who was in bad shape. Took her home, gave her a hot bath. Washed her clothes and let her sleep for 12 hours. She was insistent on fucking to pay me back but I just had her give me head.
8. Met this 18 year old high school nymph. Went to her trailer when mom was going. Went at it for hours and she liked daty. But I was just exhausted and wanted to leave. She didn't want me to go and I had to fight her off. I run out to my car and she is screaming and crying begging me to stay. She was just scared of being alone.
9. I'm driving on Packard in Cudahy and pick up a 32 year old woman named Debbie who worked at Piggly Wiggly on Layton. She was really good looking, I mean very pretty. She needed a ride to her dealer in Riverwest. So we stopped at the Suburban. We showered. So beautiful. But too pretty. I lasted about 30 seconds in her mouth. Cudahy was an odd spot to pick up a SW.
10. Always thought the Executive Relaxation Station in Belivdere was an odd set up as well as Golden Hands in Schaumburg. Walk in, has a waiting room with a desk attendant. You get Caucasian or Euro women. No massage and they just take off their tops and get right to the HJ, which is usually good.
6.
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;3944802]No particular order: 10 BEST/10 WORST
.[/QUOTE]Thanks Lefty!
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;3944802]No particular order:
1. Picking up a tall blonde with great legs in a short mini skirt. At my hotel it turned out to be a tranny with a gun.
2. Both experiences with Big Red in Hales Corners. Down in Satin's basement I ate her out while the living room was full of sleeping teens. Then the condom stayed in her asshole when I pulled out. Stretch marks and wanted me to massage her big body.
3. Getting a BBBJ by an old Chinese grandma who decided to use some kind of hand sanitizer on my dick. It burned my pee pee hole so bad it burned for 4-5 days when I pissed.
4. Getting some kind of STD from one our well know providers after doing bare back anal. My dick was dripping puss at a Christmas party. A midnight visit to urgent care and then a trip to an all night Walgreens. The oil stains from the puss never came out of my underwear.
5. After doing anal with one of our past favorite escorts I pulled out and a bunch of shit came along with it.
6. Being held hostage by a massage therapist who hid my clothes and would not give them back until I came twice and she got her rocks off. She wanted to put anal beads in my butt and wanted me to hit her, spank her, and pull her hair, while verbally abusing her.
7. Picking up a SW, probably mid 40's with deflated man made tits. Ever see a flat chested woman with stretch marks.
8. A visit by the police after a provider committed a crime on her way to see me. My # was in her phone.
9. Picked up a SW who was sick and coughing, bad attitude, kept criticizing me for not cumming. Then I got sick for a month. This has happened more than once, eating out a sick escort.
10. Met an escort at the Hdie-a-way no tel and she wanted to give me a HJ using a condom.
Top Ten Best.
1. Teagan at the Jungle House in New Berlin when her parents werent home.
2. Eating out Vivi the Thai.
3. Getting a 68 lb, 4-7 Korean at an AMP.
4. Hooking up with a neighbor, petite under 5 ft, under 100 lbs, late 60's, juicy fake tits, squirter, highly orgasmic, love DATY, looked like Barbara Eden.
5. 45 year old MILF escort came over and we did all the rides in the park. All the holes for 2-3 hours no rush and she had her fun, no hurry to leave. She came over a lot and I really liked her. Eventually she got fat and lost her teeth. But she had the nicest set of tits I've ever seen. Used to spend 30 minutes just on those.
6. Met a petite Latina at a gallery and we went out for coffee. She then came over and I ate her out. But she left without giving me anything. Still she was a perfect 10 body, about 40, perfect tits, and a really hair Bush. She is a very well known woman in Milwaukee, on TV quite a bit.
7. Hooking up with the famous Mikki, the legendary AMP Korean in Charlotte Michigan. Over 60, sex addict, make you feel like nothing you have ever experienced.
8. Meeting up with a tantra gal in her mountain cottage. A hippie from the 70's, probably about 60, anorexic, and we made love on the floor with all the candles lit. Went at it for hours doing everything.
9. Met an anorexic 22 year old college grad with self esteem issues. Went to her apartment and she gave me a blow job. She was an all big ten athlete in her sport before the anorexia.
10. Spent 3 days with a mid 30's stripper in central Wisconsin. She was fired from her job and needed a place to stay. Never fucked but I got about three blow jobs a day for three days.
Top ten weird:
1. A crippled woman with back injury I would pick up and give a ride. Stop off at my house first. Missionary only. Then drop her off a block from her house so her boyfriend would not know.
2. Approached by a young skinny odd looking blonde haired girl with a beak of a nose. She asked me to be her lover until she could find a boyfriend. She worked at my dentists office.
3. A middle eastern woman going through a divorce asked me to marry her because she was disowned by her family. Told her I needed to do a test drive. I did, it was nice but she figured out quick I wasn't going to rescue her.
4. Met a welfare mom who would come over and crash on my couch high on pain pills and sleep all day while her kids were in school. She let me do what I wanted to her. Usually I just rolled her on her stomach and greased up her ass. Sometimes the kids would come over and I'd have to feed them. They kept asking if I was her mom's boyfriend.
5. There was this southern hillbilly woman I called Old Yeller because of her yellow stained teeth. I met her at the Blue Kangaroo laundry and she would give me head, although we never ever spoke of what we were doing.
6. A divorced woman who drove an old station wagon who always talked like one of those Indian actors in a 1950's western. Again, we never discussed sex or why or what we were doing.
7. Picked up a SW on night who was in bad shape. Took her home, gave her a hot bath. Washed her clothes and let her sleep for 12 hours. She was insistent on fucking to pay me back but I just had her give me head.
8. Met this 18 year old high school nymph. Went to her trailer when mom was going. Went at it for hours and she liked daty. But I was just exhausted and wanted to leave. She didn't want me to go and I had to fight her off. I run out to my car and she is screaming and crying begging me to stay. She was just scared of being alone.
9. I'm driving on Packard in Cudahy and pick up a 32 year old woman named Debbie who worked at Piggly Wiggly on Layton. She was really good looking, I mean very pretty. She needed a ride to her dealer in Riverwest. So we stopped at the Suburban. We showered. So beautiful. But too pretty. I lasted about 30 seconds in her mouth. Cudahy was an odd spot to pick up a SW.
10. Always thought the Executive Relaxation Station in Belivdere was an odd set up as well as Golden Hands in Schaumburg. Walk in, has a waiting room with a desk attendant. You get Caucasian or Euro women. No massage and they just take off their tops and get right to the HJ, which is usually good.
6.[/QUOTE]Damn. 4' 7" 68 lb Korean She'd have to be in Websters Dictionary next to spinner.
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;3944802]No particular order:
1. Picking up a tall blonde with great legs in a short mini skirt. At my hotel it turned out to be a tranny with a gun.
2. Both experiences with Big Red in Hales Corners. Down in Satin's basement I ate her out while the living room was full of sleeping teens. Then the condom stayed in her asshole when I pulled out. Stretch marks and wanted me to massage her big body.
3. Getting a BBBJ by an old Chinese grandma who decided to use some kind of hand sanitizer on my dick. It burned my pee pee hole so bad it burned for 4-5 days when I pissed.
4. Getting some kind of STD from one our well know providers after doing bare back anal. My dick was dripping puss at a Christmas party. A midnight visit to urgent care and then a trip to an all night Walgreens. The oil stains from the puss never came out of my underwear.
5. After doing anal with one of our past favorite escorts I pulled out and a bunch of shit came along with it.
6. Being held hostage by a massage therapist who hid my clothes and would not give them back until I came twice and she got her rocks off. She wanted to put anal beads in my butt and wanted me to hit her, spank her, and pull her hair, while verbally abusing her.
7. Picking up a SW, probably mid 40's with deflated man made tits. Ever see a flat chested woman with stretch marks.
8. A visit by the police after a provider committed a crime on her way to see me. My # was in her phone.
9. Picked up a SW who was sick and coughing, bad attitude, kept criticizing me for not cumming. Then I got sick for a month. This has happened more than once, eating out a sick escort.
10. Met an escort at the Hdie-a-way no tel and she wanted to give me a HJ using a condom.
Top Ten Best.
1. Teagan at the Jungle House in New Berlin when her parents werent home.
2. Eating out Vivi the Thai.
3. Getting a 68 lb, 4-7 Korean at an AMP.
4. Hooking up with a neighbor, petite under 5 ft, under 100 lbs, late 60's, juicy fake tits, squirter, highly orgasmic, love DATY, looked like Barbara Eden.
5. 45 year old MILF escort came over and we did all the rides in the park. All the holes for 2-3 hours no rush and she had her fun, no hurry to leave. She came over a lot and I really liked her. Eventually she got fat and lost her teeth. But she had the nicest set of tits I've ever seen. Used to spend 30 minutes just on those.
6. Met a petite Latina at a gallery and we went out for coffee. She then came over and I ate her out. But she left without giving me anything. Still she was a perfect 10 body, about 40, perfect tits, and a really hair Bush. She is a very well known woman in Milwaukee, on TV quite a bit.
7. Hooking up with the famous Mikki, the legendary AMP Korean in Charlotte Michigan. Over 60, sex addict, make you feel like nothing you have ever experienced.
8. Meeting up with a tantra gal in her mountain cottage. A hippie from the 70's, probably about 60, anorexic, and we made love on the floor with all the candles lit. Went at it for hours doing everything.
9. Met an anorexic 22 year old college grad with self esteem issues. Went to her apartment and she gave me a blow job. She was an all big ten athlete in her sport before the anorexia.
10. Spent 3 days with a mid 30's stripper in central Wisconsin. She was fired from her job and needed a place to stay. Never fucked but I got about three blow jobs a day for three days.
Top ten weird:
1. A crippled woman with back injury I would pick up and give a ride. Stop off at my house first. Missionary only. Then drop her off a block from her house so her boyfriend would not know.
2. Approached by a young skinny odd looking blonde haired girl with a beak of a nose. She asked me to be her lover until she could find a boyfriend. She worked at my dentists office.
3. A middle eastern woman going through a divorce asked me to marry her because she was disowned by her family. Told her I needed to do a test drive. I did, it was nice but she figured out quick I wasn't going to rescue her.
4. Met a welfare mom who would come over and crash on my couch high on pain pills and sleep all day while her kids were in school. She let me do what I wanted to her. Usually I just rolled her on her stomach and greased up her ass. Sometimes the kids would come over and I'd have to feed them. They kept asking if I was her mom's boyfriend.
5. There was this southern hillbilly woman I called Old Yeller because of her yellow stained teeth. I met her at the Blue Kangaroo laundry and she would give me head, although we never ever spoke of what we were doing.
6. A divorced woman who drove an old station wagon who always talked like one of those Indian actors in a 1950's western. Again, we never discussed sex or why or what we were doing.
7. Picked up a SW on night who was in bad shape. Took her home, gave her a hot bath. Washed her clothes and let her sleep for 12 hours. She was insistent on fucking to pay me back but I just had her give me head.
8. Met this 18 year old high school nymph. Went to her trailer when mom was going. Went at it for hours and she liked daty. But I was just exhausted and wanted to leave. She didn't want me to go and I had to fight her off. I run out to my car and she is screaming and crying begging me to stay. She was just scared of being alone.
9. I'm driving on Packard in Cudahy and pick up a 32 year old woman named Debbie who worked at Piggly Wiggly on Layton. She was really good looking, I mean very pretty. She needed a ride to her dealer in Riverwest. So we stopped at the Suburban. We showered. So beautiful. But too pretty. I lasted about 30 seconds in her mouth. Cudahy was an odd spot to pick up a SW.
10. Always thought the Executive Relaxation Station in Belivdere was an odd set up as well as Golden Hands in Schaumburg. Walk in, has a waiting room with a desk attendant. You get Caucasian or Euro women. No massage and they just take off their tops and get right to the HJ, which is usually good.
6.[/QUOTE]Write a fokking book. It will sell better than the recent White House based best sellers. Man this is a delight.
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;3944802]No particular order:
1. Picking up a tall blonde with great legs in a short mini skirt. At my hotel it turned out to be a tranny with a gun.
2. Both experiences with Big Red in Hales Corners. Down in Satin's basement I ate her out while the living room was full of sleeping teens. Then the condom stayed in her asshole when I pulled out. Stretch marks and wanted me to massage her big body.
3. Getting a BBBJ by an old Chinese grandma who decided to use some kind of hand sanitizer on my dick. It burned my pee pee hole so bad it burned for 4-5 days when I pissed.
4. Getting some kind of STD from one our well know providers after doing bare back anal. My dick was dripping puss at a Christmas party. A midnight visit to urgent care and then a trip to an all night Walgreens. The oil stains from the puss never came out of my underwear.
5. After doing anal with one of our past favorite escorts I pulled out and a bunch of shit came along with it.
6. Being held hostage by a massage therapist who hid my clothes and would not give them back until I came twice and she got her rocks off. She wanted to put anal beads in my butt and wanted me to hit her, spank her, and pull her hair, while verbally abusing her.
7. Picking up a SW, probably mid 40's with deflated man made tits. Ever see a flat chested woman with stretch marks.
8. A visit by the police after a provider committed a crime on her way to see me. My # was in her phone.
9. Picked up a SW who was sick and coughing, bad attitude, kept criticizing me for not cumming. Then I got sick for a month. This has happened more than once, eating out a sick escort.
10. Met an escort at the Hdie-a-way no tel and she wanted to give me a HJ using a condom.
Top Ten Best.
1. Teagan at the Jungle House in New Berlin when her parents werent home.
2. Eating out Vivi the Thai.
3. Getting a 68 lb, 4-7 Korean at an AMP.
4. Hooking up with a neighbor, petite under 5 ft, under 100 lbs, late 60's, juicy fake tits, squirter, highly orgasmic, love DATY, looked like Barbara Eden.
5. 45 year old MILF escort came over and we did all the rides in the park. All the holes for 2-3 hours no rush and she had her fun, no hurry to leave. She came over a lot and I really liked her. Eventually she got fat and lost her teeth. But she had the nicest set of tits I've ever seen. Used to spend 30 minutes just on those.
6. Met a petite Latina at a gallery and we went out for coffee. She then came over and I ate her out. But she left without giving me anything. Still she was a perfect 10 body, about 40, perfect tits, and a really hair Bush. She is a very well known woman in Milwaukee, on TV quite a bit.
7. Hooking up with the famous Mikki, the legendary AMP Korean in Charlotte Michigan. Over 60, sex addict, make you feel like nothing you have ever experienced.
8. Meeting up with a tantra gal in her mountain cottage. A hippie from the 70's, probably about 60, anorexic, and we made love on the floor with all the candles lit. Went at it for hours doing everything.
9. Met an anorexic 22 year old college grad with self esteem issues. Went to her apartment and she gave me a blow job. She was an all big ten athlete in her sport before the anorexia.
10. Spent 3 days with a mid 30's stripper in central Wisconsin. She was fired from her job and needed a place to stay. Never fucked but I got about three blow jobs a day for three days.
Top ten weird:
1. A crippled woman with back injury I would pick up and give a ride. Stop off at my house first. Missionary only. Then drop her off a block from her house so her boyfriend would not know.
2. Approached by a young skinny odd looking blonde haired girl with a beak of a nose. She asked me to be her lover until she could find a boyfriend. She worked at my dentists office.
3. A middle eastern woman going through a divorce asked me to marry her because she was disowned by her family. Told her I needed to do a test drive. I did, it was nice but she figured out quick I wasn't going to rescue her.
4. Met a welfare mom who would come over and crash on my couch high on pain pills and sleep all day while her kids were in school. She let me do what I wanted to her. Usually I just rolled her on her stomach and greased up her ass. Sometimes the kids would come over and I'd have to feed them. They kept asking if I was her mom's boyfriend.
5. There was this southern hillbilly woman I called Old Yeller because of her yellow stained teeth. I met her at the Blue Kangaroo laundry and she would give me head, although we never ever spoke of what we were doing.
6. A divorced woman who drove an old station wagon who always talked like one of those Indian actors in a 1950's western. Again, we never discussed sex or why or what we were doing.
7. Picked up a SW on night who was in bad shape. Took her home, gave her a hot bath. Washed her clothes and let her sleep for 12 hours. She was insistent on fucking to pay me back but I just had her give me head.
8. Met this 18 year old high school nymph. Went to her trailer when mom was going. Went at it for hours and she liked daty. But I was just exhausted and wanted to leave. She didn't want me to go and I had to fight her off. I run out to my car and she is screaming and crying begging me to stay. She was just scared of being alone.
9. I'm driving on Packard in Cudahy and pick up a 32 year old woman named Debbie who worked at Piggly Wiggly on Layton. She was really good looking, I mean very pretty. She needed a ride to her dealer in Riverwest. So we stopped at the Suburban. We showered. So beautiful. But too pretty. I lasted about 30 seconds in her mouth. Cudahy was an odd spot to pick up a SW.
10. Always thought the Executive Relaxation Station in Belivdere was an odd set up as well as Golden Hands in Schaumburg. Walk in, has a waiting room with a desk attendant. You get Caucasian or Euro women. No massage and they just take off their tops and get right to the HJ, which is usually good.
6.[/QUOTE]You could do monger stand up.
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;3944802]No particular order:
1. Picking up a tall blonde with great legs in a short mini skirt. At my hotel it turned out to be a tranny with a gun.
2. Both experiences with Big Red in Hales Corners. Down in Satin's basement I ate her out while the living room was full of sleeping teens. Then the condom stayed in her asshole when I pulled out. Stretch marks and wanted me to massage her big body.
3. Getting a BBBJ by an old Chinese grandma who decided to use some kind of hand sanitizer on my dick. It burned my pee pee hole so bad it burned for 4-5 days when I pissed.
4. Getting some kind of STD from one our well know providers after doing bare back anal. My dick was dripping puss at a Christmas party. A midnight visit to urgent care and then a trip to an all night Walgreens. The oil stains from the puss never came out of my underwear.
5. After doing anal with one of our past favorite escorts I pulled out and a bunch of shit came along with it.
6. Being held hostage by a massage therapist who hid my clothes and would not give them back until I came twice and she got her rocks off. She wanted to put anal beads in my butt and wanted me to hit her, spank her, and pull her hair, while verbally abusing her.
7. Picking up a SW, probably mid 40's with deflated man made tits. Ever see a flat chested woman with stretch marks.
8. A visit by the police after a provider committed a crime on her way to see me. My # was in her phone.
9. Picked up a SW who was sick and coughing, bad attitude, kept criticizing me for not cumming. Then I got sick for a month. This has happened more than once, eating out a sick escort.
10. Met an escort at the Hdie-a-way no tel and she wanted to give me a HJ using a condom.
Top Ten Best.
1. Teagan at the Jungle House in New Berlin when her parents werent home.
2. Eating out Vivi the Thai.
3. Getting a 68 lb, 4-7 Korean at an AMP.
4. Hooking up with a neighbor, petite under 5 ft, under 100 lbs, late 60's, juicy fake tits, squirter, highly orgasmic, love DATY, looked like Barbara Eden.
5. 45 year old MILF escort came over and we did all the rides in the park. All the holes for 2-3 hours no rush and she had her fun, no hurry to leave. She came over a lot and I really liked her. Eventually she got fat and lost her teeth. But she had the nicest set of tits I've ever seen. Used to spend 30 minutes just on those.
6. Met a petite Latina at a gallery and we went out for coffee. She then came over and I ate her out. But she left without giving me anything. Still she was a perfect 10 body, about 40, perfect tits, and a really hair Bush. She is a very well known woman in Milwaukee, on TV quite a bit.
7. Hooking up with the famous Mikki, the legendary AMP Korean in Charlotte Michigan. Over 60, sex addict, make you feel like nothing you have ever experienced.
8. Meeting up with a tantra gal in her mountain cottage. A hippie from the 70's, probably about 60, anorexic, and we made love on the floor with all the candles lit. Went at it for hours doing everything.
9. Met an anorexic 22 year old college grad with self esteem issues. Went to her apartment and she gave me a blow job. She was an all big ten athlete in her sport before the anorexia.
10. Spent 3 days with a mid 30's stripper in central Wisconsin. She was fired from her job and needed a place to stay. Never fucked but I got about three blow jobs a day for three days.
Top ten weird:
1. A crippled woman with back injury I would pick up and give a ride. Stop off at my house first. Missionary only. Then drop her off a block from her house so her boyfriend would not know.
2. Approached by a young skinny odd looking blonde haired girl with a beak of a nose. She asked me to be her lover until she could find a boyfriend. She worked at my dentists office.
3. A middle eastern woman going through a divorce asked me to marry her because she was disowned by her family. Told her I needed to do a test drive. I did, it was nice but she figured out quick I wasn't going to rescue her.
4. Met a welfare mom who would come over and crash on my couch high on pain pills and sleep all day while her kids were in school. She let me do what I wanted to her. Usually I just rolled her on her stomach and greased up her ass. Sometimes the kids would come over and I'd have to feed them. They kept asking if I was her mom's boyfriend.
5. There was this southern hillbilly woman I called Old Yeller because of her yellow stained teeth. I met her at the Blue Kangaroo laundry and she would give me head, although we never ever spoke of what we were doing.
6. A divorced woman who drove an old station wagon who always talked like one of those Indian actors in a 1950's western. Again, we never discussed sex or why or what we were doing.
7. Picked up a SW on night who was in bad shape. Took her home, gave her a hot bath. Washed her clothes and let her sleep for 12 hours. She was insistent on fucking to pay me back but I just had her give me head.
8. Met this 18 year old high school nymph. Went to her trailer when mom was going. Went at it for hours and she liked daty. But I was just exhausted and wanted to leave. She didn't want me to go and I had to fight her off. I run out to my car and she is screaming and crying begging me to stay. She was just scared of being alone.
9. I'm driving on Packard in Cudahy and pick up a 32 year old woman named Debbie who worked at Piggly Wiggly on Layton. She was really good looking, I mean very pretty. She needed a ride to her dealer in Riverwest. So we stopped at the Suburban. We showered. So beautiful. But too pretty. I lasted about 30 seconds in her mouth. Cudahy was an odd spot to pick up a SW.
10. Always thought the Executive Relaxation Station in Belivdere was an odd set up as well as Golden Hands in Schaumburg. Walk in, has a waiting room with a desk attendant. You get Caucasian or Euro women. No massage and they just take off their tops and get right to the HJ, which is usually good.
6.[/QUOTE]The massage therapist hostage situation doesn't sound that bad LOL.
[QUOTE=MuffDiver17;3945022]The massage therapist hostage situation doesn't sound that bad LOL.[/QUOTE]I have never contracted anything, but on many drunken occasions I HAVE gone bareback with sws and one night stands. I have gone home and stood over the toilet only to pour rubbing alcohol over my cock and massage it in. I would even pinch the tip open and pour some in as well. It hurt a bit, but I figured it was better than the alternative. STI free.
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;3944802]No particular order:
1. Picking up a tall blonde with great legs in a short mini skirt. At my hotel it turned out to be a tranny with a gun.
2. Both experiences with Big Red in Hales Corners. Down in Satin's basement I ate her out while the living room was full of sleeping teens. Then the condom stayed in her asshole when I pulled out. Stretch marks and wanted me to massage her big body.
3. Getting a BBBJ by an old Chinese grandma who decided to use some kind of hand sanitizer on my dick. It burned my pee pee hole so bad it burned for 4-5 days when I pissed.
4. Getting some kind of STD from one our well know providers after doing bare back anal. My dick was dripping puss at a Christmas party. A midnight visit to urgent care and then a trip to an all night Walgreens. The oil stains from the puss never came out of my underwear.
5. After doing anal with one of our past favorite escorts I pulled out and a bunch of shit came along with it.
6. Being held hostage by a massage therapist who hid my clothes and would not give them back until I came twice and she got her rocks off. She wanted to put anal beads in my butt and wanted me to hit her, spank her, and pull her hair, while verbally abusing her.
7. Picking up a SW, probably mid 40's with deflated man made tits. Ever see a flat chested woman with stretch marks.
8. A visit by the police after a provider committed a crime on her way to see me. My # was in her phone.
9. Picked up a SW who was sick and coughing, bad attitude, kept criticizing me for not cumming. Then I got sick for a month. This has happened more than once, eating out a sick escort.
10. Met an escort at the Hdie-a-way no tel and she wanted to give me a HJ using a condom.
Top Ten Best.
1. Teagan at the Jungle House in New Berlin when her parents werent home.
2. Eating out Vivi the Thai.
3. Getting a 68 lb, 4-7 Korean at an AMP.
4. Hooking up with a neighbor, petite under 5 ft, under 100 lbs, late 60's, juicy fake tits, squirter, highly orgasmic, love DATY, looked like Barbara Eden.
5. 45 year old MILF escort came over and we did all the rides in the park. All the holes for 2-3 hours no rush and she had her fun, no hurry to leave. She came over a lot and I really liked her. Eventually she got fat and lost her teeth. But she had the nicest set of tits I've ever seen. Used to spend 30 minutes just on those.
6. Met a petite Latina at a gallery and we went out for coffee. She then came over and I ate her out. But she left without giving me anything. Still she was a perfect 10 body, about 40, perfect tits, and a really hair Bush. She is a very well known woman in Milwaukee, on TV quite a bit.
7. Hooking up with the famous Mikki, the legendary AMP Korean in Charlotte Michigan. Over 60, sex addict, make you feel like nothing you have ever experienced.
8. Meeting up with a tantra gal in her mountain cottage. A hippie from the 70's, probably about 60, anorexic, and we made love on the floor with all the candles lit. Went at it for hours doing everything.
9. Met an anorexic 22 year old college grad with self esteem issues. Went to her apartment and she gave me a blow job. She was an all big ten athlete in her sport before the anorexia.
10. Spent 3 days with a mid 30's stripper in central Wisconsin. She was fired from her job and needed a place to stay. Never fucked but I got about three blow jobs a day for three days.
Top ten weird:
1. A crippled woman with back injury I would pick up and give a ride. Stop off at my house first. Missionary only. Then drop her off a block from her house so her boyfriend would not know.
2. Approached by a young skinny odd looking blonde haired girl with a beak of a nose. She asked me to be her lover until she could find a boyfriend. She worked at my dentists office.
3. A middle eastern woman going through a divorce asked me to marry her because she was disowned by her family. Told her I needed to do a test drive. I did, it was nice but she figured out quick I wasn't going to rescue her.
4. Met a welfare mom who would come over and crash on my couch high on pain pills and sleep all day while her kids were in school. She let me do what I wanted to her. Usually I just rolled her on her stomach and greased up her ass. Sometimes the kids would come over and I'd have to feed them. They kept asking if I was her mom's boyfriend.
5. There was this southern hillbilly woman I called Old Yeller because of her yellow stained teeth. I met her at the Blue Kangaroo laundry and she would give me head, although we never ever spoke of what we were doing.
6. A divorced woman who drove an old station wagon who always talked like one of those Indian actors in a 1950's western. Again, we never discussed sex or why or what we were doing.
7. Picked up a SW on night who was in bad shape. Took her home, gave her a hot bath. Washed her clothes and let her sleep for 12 hours. She was insistent on fucking to pay me back but I just had her give me head.
8. Met this 18 year old high school nymph. Went to her trailer when mom was going. Went at it for hours and she liked daty. But I was just exhausted and wanted to leave. She didn't want me to go and I had to fight her off. I run out to my car and she is screaming and crying begging me to stay. She was just scared of being alone.
9. I'm driving on Packard in Cudahy and pick up a 32 year old woman named Debbie who worked at Piggly Wiggly on Layton. She was really good looking, I mean very pretty. She needed a ride to her dealer in Riverwest. So we stopped at the Suburban. We showered. So beautiful. But too pretty. I lasted about 30 seconds in her mouth. Cudahy was an odd spot to pick up a SW.
10. Always thought the Executive Relaxation Station in Belivdere was an odd set up as well as Golden Hands in Schaumburg. Walk in, has a waiting room with a desk attendant. You get Caucasian or Euro women. No massage and they just take off their tops and get right to the HJ, which is usually good.
6.[/QUOTE]LOL, I also saw the one at the hideaway, doing HJ with a condom on. That had to be 10 years ago. If my memory is correct she had nice tits.
I've never had anyone over to my house. I guess I don't want any drama, should there be any, where I have to "escape".
[QUOTE=JamesGang41;3945017]You could do monger stand up.[/QUOTE]Lefty's and Coochie's stories keep me coming back to the forum. So crazy they can only be true!
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;3944802]10 Best, 10 Worst
[/QUOTE]25 years and I don't know if I could come up with the 10 best, so very many were just average. I could probably come up with the 50 worst though. And the 10 weirdest. I'll get back to you guys on a day when I have more time!
Outstanding lists Lefty!
HS.
[QUOTE=HuntingStreets;3946371]25 years and I don't know if I could come up with the 10 best, so very many were just average. I could probably come up with the 50 worst though. And the 10 weirdest. I'll get back to you guys on a day when I have more time!
Outstanding lists Lefty!
HS.[/QUOTE]HS the mailbox is full.
[QUOTE=AsiaPhileJake1;3946378]HS the mailbox is full.[/QUOTE]Cleared out. Are you receiving my responses now?
[QUOTE=HuntingStreets;3946595]Cleared out. Are you receiving my responses now?[/QUOTE]No I did receive a message from platypus.
So it got back to me that I gave one of you guys a number. Whoever you are, you contacted her, agreed on a time and amount to go back to your place. Once there, when you were both naked you tried to negotiate the price (which was already quite reasonable) down by about 1/3.
That's a dick move.
She won't see you again and if I can figure out who it was you won't get any more intel from me either.
Don't be a dick. ESPECIALLY when you're coming in with a referral.
HS.
[QUOTE=HuntingStreets;3947507]So it got back to me that I gave one of you guys a number. Whoever you are, you contacted her, agreed on a time and amount to go back to your place. Once there, when you were both naked you tried to negotiate the price (which was already quite reasonable) down by about 1/3.
That's a dick move.
She won't see you again and if I can figure out who it was you won't get any more intel from me either.
Don't be a dick. ESPECIALLY when you're coming in with a referral.
HS.[/QUOTE]Once you're naked you're kinda committed to the price. That was a tool move.
[QUOTE=HuntingStreets;3947507]So it got back to me that I gave one of you guys a number. Whoever you are, you contacted her, agreed on a time and amount to go back to your place. Once there, when you were both naked you tried to negotiate the price (which was already quite reasonable) down by about 1/3.
That's a dick move.
She won't see you again and if I can figure out who it was you won't get any more intel from me either.
Don't be a dick. ESPECIALLY when you're coming in with a referral.
HS.[/QUOTE]That's BS not only he looks like a dick, makes you look like an ass too.
Hi all, this if my first post on these forums. I'm getting kind of frustrated lately. This weekend I had arranged three separate dates, but all of them flaked. One of them I even drove a half hour for.
What resources are you using to find dates?
Thank you very much. I hope to use this service a lot in the future.
[QUOTE=HuntingStreets;3947507]So it got back to me that I gave one of you guys a number. Whoever you are, you contacted her, agreed on a time and amount to go back to your place. Once there, when you were both naked you tried to negotiate the price (which was already quite reasonable) down by about 1/3.
That's a dick move.
She won't see you again and if I can figure out who it was you won't get any more intel from me either.
Don't be a dick. ESPECIALLY when you're coming in with a referral.
HS.[/QUOTE]If you find out who the butt head is please PM me so I can also avoid helping.
I myself have made plans and had to cancel but to get to the point of naked and alone then trying to renegotiate is BS.
Go BB with one of these ladies and take one of them back to my place. My on again off again GF wouldn't appreciate either one!
[QUOTE=Msteresc;3947739]If you find out who the butt head is please PM me so I can also avoid helping.
I myself have made plans and had to cancel but to get to the point of naked and alone then trying to renegotiate is BS.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DarthMilwaukee;3947642]Hi all, this if my first post on these forums. I'm getting kind of frustrated lately. This weekend I had arranged three separate dates, but all of them flaked. One of them I even drove a half hour for.
What resources are you using to find dates?
Thank you very much. I hope to use this service a lot in the future.[/QUOTE]
Read the threads like we had to do. Even the police should be smart enough to pick up a few things.
It is always the one ass that ruins it for everyone. HS provides a crapload of information, and it would be a great loss if he said screw it and kept it all to himself. Why can we all not all act like freaking grownups and not screw eachother over. Some of you all are really desperate and do some really stupid things to try to curry favor with these girls. Try to remember they are just holes, and there will always be holes. The holes will come and go, and new holes will show up and leave. Be decent and the holes will allow you to come by and fill them. Damn guys.
[QUOTE=HuntingStreets;3947507]So it got back to me that I gave one of you guys a number. Whoever you are, you contacted her, agreed on a time and amount to go back to your place. Once there, when you were both naked you tried to negotiate the price (which was already quite reasonable) down by about 1/3.
That's a dick move.
She won't see you again and if I can figure out who it was you won't get any more intel from me either.
Don't be a dick. ESPECIALLY when you're coming in with a referral.
HS.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Aehtra;3942220]Anyone know the best place to find reviews about New York?[/QUOTE]Ah you might want to try the New York forums.
[QUOTE=Othello15;3946128]Lefty's and Coochie's stories keep me coming back to the forum. So crazy they can only be true![/QUOTE]Back when Coochie was in Mad town he and Permanent Wood rocked the site with exploits and posts. Some great stories were posted!
Fellow mongers colleagues & associates, be very careful this week, I've been told by a colleague of mine that's a store manager in the area of 14th Burnham, there going to do a major sweep this week of girls & mongers, different times this week between L & and concentrating heavily in areas between 11-16th L & and, I was in area today with work & tomorrow, as I left gassing up on 9th & L heading west bound, 6:30 am 2 SW's,getting arrested on 12th & one monger of some sort looked hispanic, in a blue malibu being hand cuffed, car being moved by the vice. Buyer beware, I'd lay low, I know a manager at Mac's on 14th & burnham, he told me, they sweeped his area, got rid of dealers, addicts & SW's that loitered in the area all day, charging their phones, buying a soda & doung their business, h ed said business owner & budinesses were complaining they were getting overwhelmed, btmy their activity, he told me he was told their moving to area this week I mentioned. Be safe guys not worth the lifetime record getting pinched for 30 seconds of euphoria, jyst saying.
EAGLE 19.
[QUOTE=Eagle19;3949356]Fellow mongers colleagues & associates, be very careful this week, I've been told by a colleague of mine that's a store manager in the area of 14th Burnham, there going to do a major sweep this week of girls & mongers, different times this week between L & and concentrating heavily in areas between 11-16th L & and, I was in area today with work & tomorrow, as I left gassing up on 9th & L heading west bound, 6:30 am 2 SW's,getting arrested on 12th & one monger of some sort looked hispanic, in a blue malibu being hand cuffed, car being moved by the vice. Buyer beware, I'd lay low, I know a manager at Mac's on 14th & burnham, he told me, they sweeped his area, got rid of dealers, addicts & SW's that loitered in the area all day, charging their phones, buying a soda & doung their business, h ed said business owner & budinesses were complaining they were getting overwhelmed, btmy their activity, he told me he was told their moving to area this week I mentioned. Be safe guys not worth the lifetime record getting pinched for 30 seconds of euphoria, jyst saying.
EAGLE 19.[/QUOTE]Fri morning about 9 AM there was a procession of LEO, an armored vehicle followed by 3 squads heading North on 9th St from Greenfield. I assumed a drug house was about to go down or had just gone down. I wasn't hanging around to find out. It does appear we entering a heavy Enforcement time.
[QUOTE=HornyGuyLif;3948104]Back when Coochie was in Mad town he and Permanent Wood rocked the site with exploits and posts. Some great stories were posted![/QUOTE]Wow I forgot about Permanent Wood, wonder what he's up to.
[QUOTE=Eagle19;3949356]Fellow mongers colleagues & associates, be very careful this week, I've been told by a colleague of mine that's a store manager in the area of 14th Burnham, there going to do a major sweep this week of girls & mongers, different times this week between L & and concentrating heavily in areas between 11-16th L & and, I was in area today with work & tomorrow, as I left gassing up on 9th & L heading west bound, 6:30 am 2 SW's,getting arrested on 12th & one monger of some sort looked hispanic, in a blue malibu being hand cuffed, car being moved by the vice. Buyer beware, I'd lay low, I know a manager at Mac's on 14th & burnham, he told me, they sweeped his area, got rid of dealers, addicts & SW's that loitered in the area all day, charging their phones, buying a soda & doung their business, h ed said business owner & budinesses were complaining they were getting overwhelmed, btmy their activity, he told me he was told their moving to area this week I mentioned. Be safe guys not worth the lifetime record getting pinched for 30 seconds of euphoria, jyst saying.
EAGLE 19.[/QUOTE]My friend you are spot on, to coincide with this sweep Milwaukee is hosting the NTOA "Tactical Officers" or SWAT convention. Sun and Mon were the product expo and classes / lectures on major SWAT action in the last year across the country. This convention brings 4-5000 high speed low drag cops and their chief's to our fine city. Tues thru Fri is more classes lectures training and guess what - Ride Alongs! So Milwaukee boys in blue will be out in force showing off their skills for our distinguished guests. SWAT handles a lot more than just crisis scenes and warrant services. They are security for uniformed officers on sweeps just like this. I agree, lay low for the week, watch the news from the comfort of your own living room, not the common area TV. Including MPD and attendees, Milwaukee probably has 5000 cops downtown right now! BTW most Tactical Officers have DHS papers so they know no locked jurisdiction (they are officers of the law anywhere in the US) and can carry anywhere in the US and respond as needed to assist local LE.
[QUOTE=DaysFun;3950235]My friend you are spot on, to coincide with this sweep Milwaukee is hosting the NTOA "Tactical Officers" or SWAT convention. Sun and Mon were the product expo and classes / lectures on major SWAT action in the last year across the country. This convention brings 4-5000 high speed low drag cops and their chief's to our fine city. Tues thru Fri is more classes lectures training and guess what - Ride Alongs! So Milwaukee boys in blue will be out in force showing off their skills for our distinguished guests. SWAT handles a lot more than just crisis scenes and warrant services. They are security for uniformed officers on sweeps just like this. I agree, lay low for the week, watch the news from the comfort of your own living room, not the common area TV. Including MPD and attendees, Milwaukee probably has 5000 cops downtown right now! BTW most Tactical Officers have DHS papers so they know no locked jurisdiction (they are officers of the law anywhere in the US) and can carry anywhere in the US and respond as needed to assist local LE.[/QUOTE]I hit the loop today for the first time in over a week. LE was cuffing a black woman at 11th and G in front of the laundromat and a white woman at 15th. I didn't recognize either lady but they both looked like SW's based on how they were dressed. I never witnessed a person getting arrested before, then saw two within 30 seconds! I can take a hint and got the hell out of there. Hannah texted me the other day so I figured I would try her. Better put the forthcoming in General Reports.
You think that just because a girl likes to dress fancy and stand on the corner next to some ******, that she's hookin?
[QUOTE=CuriousJack;3950279]I hit the loop today for the first time in over a week. LE was cuffing a black woman at 11th and G in front of the laundromat and a white woman at 15th. I didn't recognize either lady but they both looked like SW's based on how they were dressed. I never witnessed a person getting arrested before, then saw two within 30 seconds! I can take a hint and got the hell out of there. Hannah texted me the other day so I figured I would try her. Better put the forthcoming in General Reports.[/QUOTE]Driving through in my work truck LEO is already out in force on Greenfield this morning. No fewer than 4 marked and 2 unmarked between 16th and 6th. Ironically also SW's everywhere. Looks to be an interesting day.
HS.
[QUOTE=HornyGuyLif;3948104]Back when Coochie was in Mad town he and Permanent Wood rocked the site with exploits and posts. Some great stories were posted![/QUOTE]Yes guys, time and tide have taken their toll. No more threesomes on Christmas. Fewer and fewer car dates. When the ol' whanger becomes a limp hanger, my exploits get tamer and tamer. Still, I love to look at black asses in short skirts with their round, full cheeks peeking out, and girls in impossibly high heels trying to negotiate the curb when they run to your car. I almost always wear colored underwear now, so the licker's lipstick smudge doesn't show up in tighty whiteys any more. (God, I remember taking of a pair of skivvies off in front of my wife with the purple lip rouge residue in my BVDs having rubbed off my dick. Explain that for fuck sake! Yep, no more fucking in front of cops, banging reluctant lesbian hookers, playing chicken with trannies or any of the fun shit that goes into trolling gutter pussy.
Someone suggested it, and I should have done it. I should have copied all the crazy shit I wrote, then published it in a book. "The Tao of Coochie. " Now all my old posts are gone, and the best thing I can write about is the extremely satisfying bowel movement I had yesterday, thank god for prune juice. So I'm passing the mantle to someone whose dick still works and whose libido hasn't diminished like a bad memory. Oh, wait, I've got one of those too.
Coochie (old fuck in residence) Eater.
God Bless You All.
An ex con convicted ofomicide. Just out of prison. Great stripper body. I asked about anal, and it was sure, why not. She was either gay or bi. Had a prison girlfriend.
Hit it off with a mamsan and we agreed to go on date. I picked her up and she introduced me to her husband and teenage daughters. We went to dinner and then back to her parlor to a back bedroom for some free full service fun. BTW. She was ugly but at the time I'd fuck about anything.
Ironically three women I gave daty and never got a BJ in return all live in the same large out of state city.
After discussing with a massage therapist I had not done anal in a very long time, on her next outcall to my house she told me right after she came in that I could do anal with her. She lubed up and I sodomized her for a good long time. She didn't complain a bit til later.
Met a woman on Facebook via the divorced court records and then stalking her profile. Send a message and we hooked up. First time over DATY. Send date FS. Then the tables turned. She became the stalker. Finally some guy she met on line stole her heart. But this new guy wants to be my best friend and I don't know if she ever told him about us.