Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;2226966]Figure it out. How much is their massage now, $80 per hour? If they just do 7 a day that's $560 of which the owner keeps 60% or $336 a day, times 7 days is $2350 a week or $9400 a month. If he spends $2,000 for rent / expenses in that crappy old building that still leaves him $7400 a month or $88,000 a year to do nothing.

I would take 2 or 3 places like that for $88,000 a year each. Not a bad income to do nothing except look after the place from time to time.[/QUOTE]The fact that I've never heard of them getting busted is also a plus on the balance sheet. The last time I was there was probably 1999, and I swore the place off. She was all friendly and chatty and playful until it was time for the deed, and she had the nerve to ask for. 8 for the most basic of service. I said no thank you. I wonder what the balance sheet of the grandmas looks like with guys walking out after she quotes them.

I thought I would TOFTT and check it out. On Elmhurst road just south of 290. Two girls working I got the tiny one.

She seemed a little nervous I tried but no extras available. Nothing. They didn't have a shower either. In the room.

Was a sign that said "regular massage Only" as other places maybe after a few visits something may be available.

The massage was very good though.

After finding Cove too busy went to MS. Ugly ms said it was 80 for massage ts and sauna (I don't care about your crazy $ system who is it trying to fool). It was hard to understand ms but what I found out it was for half hr massage and ts and sauna. Place seemed clean older mt was rough and had no skills and not the least bit sensual. On flip she insisted on cover and would not budged. Asked if self service was ok and she said no. When I started anyway she left room and said I had 2 minutes, this after about 15 minute massage. Soon yelling outside door time was up after about 1 minute. Left with no tip. Long time AMP fan and this ranks with worst experience.

Has anyone had a good experience at heavenly massage in Lombard?

Got in to see Mya on Friday afternoon, but misunderstood her on the phone so I only got 30 min as she had a prebooked apt. Adjusted my tip due to being shorted and she was totally fine with it since I paid for the full hour. Good massage as usual and she gets more and more comfortable with me as I return. Told her we'd both make up for the shorted time on next visit.

Had a very thorough visit recently with Bonny at Pine, and I'm trying to decide whether to return there or try something new like Cove. I'm only in the area for a brief visit and don't want to waste my time on a HE-only place. I've read the FF exhaustively, but I can only tell that Cove is well liked and busy but not what's on the menu. Also, what's going rate for AMPFS these days? My tip was accepted so quickly that I suspect I overpaid.

If a plain yes or no answer is too direct to publicly state in the forum, please PM me.

Thanks Gents,

-G.

Thanks for the PM, Stan!

So I TOFT and checked out the new AMP in Darien. They are on BP in the massage section. I paid the one hour fee and was taken to the room by an older women and gentlemen who was sitting at the front desk. They did not know where anything was, how to turn on the music or anything. I was hoping they were the mamsan I would get someone new for the massage but no luck. Not only did I get an old ugly masseuse the massage was horrible, she pet me for a half hour. I asked her to massage my back more and she was like I did 3 times already. I think she may have been the foot masseuse because she massaged my feet and legs the whole time. She went out to get a hot towel and came back in because the boss told her it was not long enough. Finally a new young, thin pretty good looking masseuse came in and started giving me an awesome massage. She climbed on the table and really gave me a good rub. I was rubbing her leg trying to give her the signals but she left to let the original lady finish. I did not ask for extras because I did not want any from the original lady. There might be promise in the other 2 I saw sitting there when I left. The one that came in to massage me for a little had pink leopard print nylons and high boots and was looking good. I went after work but might have gotten there a little too early.

If anyone checks this plan out share or PM me if you got the younger girls and was there anything extra on the menu.

I went to maple recently and actually had a halfway decent time and I think I'd repeat. Anyone else go there recently / regularly. Pm details if necessary.

Back again to meet Yumi this time, very nice. Would definitely repeat.

Kings & Ace close up, and this magically appears. Part of me would love to go on their first day of business, just to say I was at an AMP on their first day of business, but then again.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/today-grand-opening-new-7-spa-630-755-1839/19010039[/URL]

[QUOTE=ChicagoScott;2280397]Kings & Ace close up, and this magically appears. Part of me would love to go on their first day of business, just to say I was at an AMP on their first day of business, but then again.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/today-grand-opening-new-7-spa-630-755-1839/19010039[/URL][/QUOTE]This has been open for a while. Several reviews have been written including one by me.

[QUOTE=ChicagoScott;2280397]Kings & Ace close up, and this magically appears. Part of me would love to go on their first day of business, just to say I was at an AMP on their first day of business, but then again.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/today-grand-opening-new-7-spa-630-755-1839/19010039[/URL][/QUOTE]For what it's worth, reviews for that phone number started appearing in September. MP Reviews showed 2 women, $10 tip and said "legit massage". Of course that means nothing. Most guys on this forum know how to get a happy massage at a legit place.

--- JM's post appeared as I was typing, so he can provide better info. Bob.

[QUOTE=JMarshall;2280423]This has been open for a while. Several reviews have been written including one by me.[/QUOTE]Sorry, I must have missed previous ones & fell victim to "grand opening" propaganda and have not noticed it on my Ogden cruises.

Thanks for the responses, and Happy Thanksgiving.

[QUOTE=ChicagoScott;2280897]Sorry, I must have missed previous ones & fell victim to "grand opening" propaganda and have not noticed it on my Ogden cruises.

Thanks for the responses, and Happy Thanksgiving.[/QUOTE]No need to apologize. I verified the add as the same place I had been too prior to my posting. We're all in this together, gents.

Happy Turkey Day one and all.