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[QUOTE=BruceJohnson;3917621]She quoted him $$ for the hour but he negotiated it down to $ for a quick visit.
They both get naked, lay down on the bed, and then she hands him a bottle of lube.
He plays along and starts jerking it while she's playing with herself.
He asks if she's going to touch him and she goes off about not doing anything else for only $.
The real kicker is she tries to shame him into paying $ for an escort and then asking him what he expected for $.
WTF is that all about. He certainly expected more than jerking himself off.[/QUOTE]I think she was fucking with you and not a psycho.

What would you do if someone offered you half?

Most would just hang up on you instead.

As always, YMMV and you get what you pay for.

[QUOTE=BruceJohnson;3917621]My buddy met one with GPS. She quoted him $$ for the hour but he negotiated it down to $ for a quick visit. She's staying at a nice resort in Cape Coral because she's just visiting. After he gets there, his hopes are high as she's an attractive older lady. They both get naked, lay down on the bed, and then she hands him a bottle of lube which is always a bad sign. He plays along and starts jerking it while she's playing with herself. He asks if she's going to touch him and she goes off about not doing anything else for only $. My buddy did the right thing and immediately left. The real kicker is she tries to shame him into paying $ for an escort and then asking him what he expected for $. WTF is that all about. He certainly expected more than jerking himself off.

She's a psycho, I would strongly recommend avoiding.

[URL]https://liveescortreviews.com/ad/fortmyers/941-303-7434/1/337301[/URL][/QUOTE]Sounds like she's just the better negotiator. A visitor from Richmond maybe, judging from her ads. She is pretty hot, it'd be nice to know what she'll do for the $$.

[QUOTE=HotRodFourYa;3914452]Hey has anyone seen Angel, blonde with the wings on her back, I just like to know if anyone had any matchs with her and if was worth meeting up.[/QUOTE]My neighbor saw her a few years ago. She was about 40 pounds more meat than her current pics. Candy most likely involved. When he met her she was def on candy. She was pleasant and accommodating. A slight up charge for the greek islands.

[QUOTE=DC002;3915448]Several others fell through so I called Alexis (239-321-0236) who does advertise as a short latin with reasonable prices available from 11 - 6 pm.

Called & got address to office setup as massage room. Greeted by nice talkative Cuban decent gal that was ROUND AND CHUBBY & looked pregnant (but not) all over. Definitely not my type and could not even turn me on. I should have bailled. Never had as bad a reaction from someone I met. Tried to at least get a massage but that was poor. Good lesson: when you go somewhere, be prepared to bail.

Happy Hunting guys.

DC.[/QUOTE]She's been around for a while with not so great reviews.

[QUOTE=JayTwogo;3918930]Sounds like she's just the better negotiator. A visitor from Richmond maybe, judging from her ads. She is pretty hot, it'd be nice to know what she'll do for the $$.[/QUOTE]I'd love to know what she would do for $$. Unfortunately in my vast experience, a poor attitude in an encounter like this is often indicative of the provider's overall attitude. Crazy is crazy and I don't have the cash flow to throw down the toilet again. You've all been warned.

Noticed Tatiana and looked hot to my eyes. Sort of recent posting in escort section and quoted $$/ hr.

Spoke to her and confirmed $$ for a hour in the CC. Target is Wednesday. Maybe.

BUT doing a search on this forum turned up old (2016) posts that it was NOT escort services, but a covered massage with her mother!

Has anyone had any recent and good experiences. Just with Tatiana? . after 2016 ?

Please reply here or via PM.

Thanks,

Happy Guy 2.

[QUOTE=BruceJohnson;3917621]My buddy met one with GPS. She quoted him $$ for the hour but he negotiated it down to $ for a quick visit. She's staying at a nice resort in Cape Coral because she's just visiting. After he gets there, his hopes are high as she's an attractive older lady. They both get naked, lay down on the bed, and then she hands him a bottle of lube which is always a bad sign. He plays along and starts jerking it while she's playing with herself. He asks if she's going to touch him and she goes off about not doing anything else for only $. My buddy did the right thing and immediately left. The real kicker is she tries to shame him into paying $ for an escort and then asking him what he expected for $. WTF is that all about. He certainly expected more than jerking himself off.

She's a psycho, I would strongly recommend avoiding.

[URL]https://liveescortreviews.com/ad/fortmyers/941-303-7434/1/337301[/URL][/QUOTE]Just for giggles, since she was attractive and I agreed that the 1$ was too much of a lowball, I called and texted her to see what were the options and acted like the gentleman I am. She went from wanting to come, getting upset that I asked from where, to psyco to delusional to accusatory, etc. In about a string of 10 texts from her, after we had a relatively nice phone conversation. Very strange and lots of drama. I would say she possibly IMHO forgot to refill her meds. I agree with Bruce J. AVOID.

Be safe,

Happy Guy 2.

[QUOTE=HappyGuy2;3921094]Just for giggles, since she was attractive and I agreed that the 1$ was too much of a lowball, I called and texted her to see what were the options and acted like the gentleman I am. She went from wanting to come, getting upset that I asked from where, to psyco to delusional to accusatory, etc. In about a string of 10 texts from her, after we had a relatively nice phone conversation. Very strange and lots of drama. I would say she possibly IMHO forgot to refill her meds. I agree with Bruce J. AVOID.

Be safe,

Happy Guy 2.[/QUOTE]I stand corrected. She sounds like the job is taking a toll on her.

A good friend of mine tried a visiting gal, Lacey. He said ad quoted 300 for an hour. OK, she was a hot young blonde.

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He said he never understood the term "golden pussy" before. Now he does. He said she tried her utmost to get him to cum quick. And then the session would be over. She actually said it! The fee for an hour was just the fee for service and then he should be happy and leave. He said she forgot that some of us think with the big head as well as the little head. If you cut off the big head, the little head won't work very well. Especially for an older guy.

Her genuine warmth and connection was nil. The only real valid passion he said was from her dog who loved him. A big white pit bull. Sweet dog!

To top it off, the hotel room by the airport smelled like a chimney. He said he could smell it in the hallway outside. There were butts in the toilet. He left smelling like a chimney, totally unsatisfied, and maybe the lesson. If it smells bad before you go in and if it is a gal that is in town for a short stay, she is really not interested in making him happy, just making him cum quick for the bucks.... and leave town.

He said she wanted an upcharge for any "fetish" . Like daty, etc.??? No kissing allowed. Sweet body but.

The coup de la resistance was when he got home, he noticed she lowered her price for a pop to 250. . after she had said the 300 was great and she gets 500 to 1000 on the West USA coast. I. e. - Golden Pussy!

I thanked him for sharing. I appreciated learning from others' experiences so I get smarter going forward. He said please post it so others can not learn the hard way. He said over the past 10 days he had 3 other delightful nice encounters and this was a bad 1 off. It made the memory of others that much more enjoyable!

Play smart,

DC002.

My friend invite this girl to his house for $$, she does BBBJ and very friendly is a Colombian with the biggest boobs and ass that he ever seen, not a clock watcher and a lot on the menu, the only problem is that she is a bit chubby and not my type, he will not repeat, but it worth a visit if you like Latinas, she speaks perfect English.

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Hello again,

My friend had some savings and he likes to share this gold mine, she is a hot Cuban with perfect body, she is a 10, no incall, just outcalls, everything cover but she is a kisser, only problem is that she doesn't speak a lot of English, the damage is $$ for this one is not complain I'm a regular of her.

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My other friend visit this lady at her hotel in bonita, she is Colombian and really hot but when he went to her bathroom this was a mess, condoms every where, and is a time watcher I do not recommend her for $$.

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He is also visiting Eva the Russian today any intel will be great, he was trying to call Aimee also but responded the texts but she went ghost, he will try one more time and I will let you know guys.

Although maybe she is running from the law out west.

300/ hr is platinum pussy complex, not golden pussy.

Reminds me of a funny story my friend told me his first yr out trying the esct. Thing. It was his third time and he met a gal who wanted 200/ hr out in better hotel by daniels I-75 exit. She was from Texas, a slender spinner blonde, probably a 9 on the normal hot woman scale. He told her 200 is too much and had countered at 150. She said she is worh a lot more than that and had guys pay her a grand for a good time. And then she slammed door in his face. He smiled and chucked before driving home where he was pondering if she it woulda been worth the extra 50 to fkkkk such a hottttt little spinner, being he was in mid 50's and she was maybe 20 yrs old. Now a days that is norm or low. THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH.

A normal pop with decent chick should be 100,150 for a super hottie young clean cutie. 200 for hr should get you a full 55 minutes, even if it includes elective chat with her after the finish and cleanup. Unless John elects to leave early instead, an Hr should be close to that. Fucking Platinum Pussy.

[QUOTE=DC002;3922699]A good friend of mine tried a visiting gal, Lacey. He said ad quoted 300 for an hour. OK, she was a hot young blonde.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/florida/fort-myers/female-escorts/1321883[/URL]

He said he never understood the term "golden pussy" before. Now he does. He said she tried her utmost to get him to cum quick. And then the session would be over. She actually said it! The fee for an hour was just the fee for service and then he should be happy and leave. He said she forgot that some of us think with the big head as well as the little head. If you cut off the big head, the little head won't work very well. Especially for an older guy.

Her genuine warmth and connection was nil. The only real valid passion he said was from her dog who loved him. A big white pit bull. Sweet dog!

To top it off, the hotel room by the airport smelled like a chimney. He said he could smell it in the hallway outside. There were butts in the toilet. He left smelling like a chimney, totally unsatisfied, and maybe the lesson. If it smells bad before you go in and if it is a gal that is in town for a short stay, she is really not interested in making him happy, just making him cum quick for the bucks.... and leave town.

He said she wanted an upcharge for any "fetish" . Like daty, etc.??? No kissing allowed. Sweet body but.

The coup de la resistance was when he got home, he noticed she lowered her price for a pop to 250. . after she had said the 300 was great and she gets 500 to 1000 on the West USA coast. I. e. - Golden Pussy!

I thanked him for sharing. I appreciated learning from others' experiences so I get smarter going forward. He said please post it so others can not learn the hard way. He said over the past 10 days he had 3 other delightful nice encounters and this was a bad 1 off. It made the memory of others that much more enjoyable!

Play smart,

DC002.[/QUOTE]

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Has anyone seen her?

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