Massage Parlor Reports

Dude,

Pictures of the girls?

Steeper price?

Ok, for my $. 02 I really think this is a bad idea. Part of the reason for checking out the forum, doing recon, the PMs, etc etc is the thrill of the hunt. Sometimes you get it sometimes you don't. Kinda like being married. Oh. Nevermind, that's never get it.

If I want advertised and glamor shots, I'll go to Amsterdam, where there's a look book published every other week. I like the challenge of reading and interpreting what everyone has to say. Especially the senior members that we can all learn from.

Don't talk price increase. Please. It's affordable here. Don't go towards anything where the entrance fee is anything higher than $60 or $70. That makes everything else go up. Instead of the standard fare for everything it's up another $20 or $30. Not for me. I like the prices the way they are. I like the RTFF way this board is. A change will bring problems. Include pictures and locations and the PoPo have a ticket to shut everything down.

Just my $. 02.

Cabbie!

[QUOTE=Jack B Nimble]I think the AMPs are going to have to change the way they operate in view of the latest problems. Not to mention the fact that the Washington Post no longer takes their ads, which I think hurt a lot.

Some have begun to transform into more like escort agencies. Like Oriental Spicy and a couple of others that seem to be using Eros ads and others. Pictures of the girls, appointments. A slightly steeper price but a more secure experience for both sides. Mamasans take notice.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Double Nickle]I went to the address listed (see Reports of Distinction) for IHC. I found an Immaculate Health Care on the right floor so I walked right in. There was a cute young black lady at the reception desk. I go, "I'd like a massage." She seemed quite displeased and responded, "You have the wrong office," or something like that. There was a corridor to the inner office, but I didn't see what was down it. Another young lady was in the corner of the front office. I did see a sign indicating they supplied home health care aides. I finally found the AMP reorted on in this forum around the corner from Immaculate Health Care, but it did not seem to have the initials IHC. It is probably not cool to draw attention to us mongers by too many of us walking into the wrong office. Does anybody else have any information on this apparent name glitch?

Double Nickle[/QUOTE]LOL. That was funny. At least you didn't accidentally walk into a convent.

Paniki, thanks for your first report. They may not be advertising in the post but judging by the traffic I see at AMPs and the few reports here. I'd say this forum is all the advertising the lurkers need.

Also, a tip: I would never walk into an AMP and ask for a massage. They'll ask if you've been there before and you'll say 'yes, some months ago', mention an old name from the forum and say no more. Maybe some report might descibe the layout inside for you. As a matter of fact, there is no reason to discuss a transaction of any kind.

[QUOTE=Jack B Nimble]Some have begun to transform into more like escort agencies. Like Oriental Spicy and a couple of others that seem to be using Eros ads and others. Pictures of the girls, appointments. A slightly steeper price but a more secure experience for both sides. Mamasans take notice.[/QUOTE]
All those [b]like escort agencies [/b] does not provide TS. I love TS.

[QUOTE=Double Nickle]I went to the address listed (see Reports of Distinction) for IHC. I found an Immaculate Health Care on the right floor so I walked right in. There was a cute young black lady at the reception desk. I go, "I'd like a massage." She seemed quite displeased and responded, "You have the wrong office," or something like that. There was a corridor to the inner office, but I didn't see what was down it. Another young lady was in the corner of the front office. I did see a sign indicating they supplied home health care aides. I finally found the AMP reorted on in this forum around the corner from Immaculate Health Care, but it did not seem to have the initials IHC. It is probably not cool to draw attention to us mongers by too many of us walking into the wrong office. Does anybody else have any information on this apparent name glitch?

Double Nickle[/QUOTE]I was there this past weekend. No name glitch. I can't see how that could have happened to you. Everything went off as planned.

Nuke

BTW, the lady in the front office takes care of securiy.

[QUOTE=Hawkeye In Md]Fellow Mongers,

I came across this MP website while reading up on reviews on a different site.

[url]http://georgetownbodytherapy.itcstore.com/[/url]

From the pics on the website, the talent is penthouse quality. And of course they specifically state NO FS many times on the website to keep the heat low with LE.

Does anyone know what is really offered on the menu?

Any intell would be appreciated to the max.[/QUOTE]GBT really is just as advertised: attractive, young women; very nice massages, very happy finishes; unrushed. But no full service. I have had good sessions there with Chastity and Gabrielle. A little pricey for the service, but sometimes it is what you are looking for. A classy place in my experience.

Hugh & Paniky,
Welcome to the board! Great start.

BT3
I am loving your writing skills! Glad you enjoyed the pussy munchies... And would love to get a PM with details about the SPA and girl's name. TIA!

LL

[QUOTE=Hughes]GBT really is just as advertised: attractive, young women; very nice massages, very happy finishes; unrushed. But no full service. I have had good sessions there with Chastity and Gabrielle. A little pricey for the service, but sometimes it is what you are looking for. A classy place in my experience. [/QUOTE]Classy. It's a nice twist. I'm more the person for a shallow 45 minutes than a classy hour but. Different strokes for different folks. The more expensive end of the deal might be worth it. Tough to say. I think I'd have to see what's there, the girls vs pictures, the location, and the overall feel of the place to really make my judgment.

I am glad that you had a nice time.

Cabbie!

After my new discovery last Thurs. (which I guess is not so new to some), I was eager to return (last night) and was not disappointed. Mamasan greets me at door and I ask if my new girl friend is available, she says yes. Right then I started to get hard.

She comes in, recognizes me, and is all over me. She starts playing with my dick as I am trying to get my clothes off. Once I manage to get them off, it is down the hall to the TS (with a woody and having to walk right by mamasans kitchen! ). Mouthwash again after shower (so I guess she wants some DATY again). When we get back to room, I lie down and wait for her return. When she comes back, I expect to get message, but she motions for me to get up and come over to the chair in front of the mirror. I sit down and she is all over me. Starts with a little BBBJ while she is on her knees, holy shit! Then she rides me with her back to me (with her legs outside mine then inside mine). She is watching in the mirror as much as I am. Then she turns around and rides me both ways facing me. I am going to finish too soon! (and I did not even get to DATY). So I have to tell her to "slow down". She gets off and I tell her to go lie down so I can "kill some time" and do some DATY. Damm that sitting in the chair in front of the mirror stuff was good!

So I munch a little and after my dick stops throbbing, I start a little "very slow" mish. (thinking that I have not gotten my message yet, I start to wonder when I complete, is it "out the door"? ) I got to make it last. After the slow mish, I flip her to a dog and then a little lying down dog. I think I am about to complete, so I tell her I want to lie down. No complaints, she flips right up into a rev cow and then leans back into that favorite position (she must have remembered from the other night). She turns around to a cow and as I am completing, she "makes" me start sucking her tit (maybe that is to keep me quit! ). I can’t breathe now (because I have her nipple half way down my throat) so I put my head back down. She keeps riding. I can’t believe it. When she stops, she gets off and says she will be right back with hot towel.

So I am thinking now that I got screwed out of my massage. She comes back with towel, cleans me off (and with another cup of mouthwash too – that’s great). She then tells me to lie down and she gives me massage (another great one – not a shorty either). I have never had a massage after the service. Talk about totally relaxed. I her mamasan say something in hallway and she responds. I know that my time is done. I tell her that I did not get to give her a massage and she says next time, so I am going to have to back really soon and give her one. BT

Was buzzed in yesterday at this place, went downstairs and saw that this place is a "legit sushi restaurant".

The manager was quite obviously confused seeing me asking isn't this a spa ?

Lol

[QUOTE=Loopy De Loop]Went to check out the new Amp on 14 and K across from 1413.

Rang the bell, and a day laborer said they expect to open second week of April.

So I expect to check it out and report.

Loopy de Loop[/QUOTE]

I visited the former site of the Olympics a few days ago. Nice that you can take public transportation! Made the trip up the stairs as if I was lighting the flame. Met the Mamasan at the door at the top of the stairs. Said the usual line about not being there since they held the Olympics but that I remembered Room 5 fondly. After a few minutes, Michelle came into the room. She was about 5'6 and an all natural girl -- solid B's -- probably 35 or so. Her command of the language was very good. She told me several details about herself and the Olympics I'll be happy to privately share with other Seniors that really shed some light on her profession.

After a very attentive TS and sauna, she proceeded to the massage stage and did a great job. She vigorously -- and I mean vigorously -- spoke to me in Asian languages. Being from the NE US, the only way I could respond was in French. Everything came to a completion in the usual way. I plan a future session with her when I'm not so rushed to get to the airport. It was the usual DC fare when all was said and done.

The only drawback to the Olympic Stadium is to have to be waiting out on the street to be buzzed into the stadium. I happened to be walking up to the stadium at the exact time that the on-foot USPS mail carrier (a female, no less) decided to drop off the delivery to the Olympic Committee. I decided to walk around the block one more time.

I'm a Senior member of the Cali board but had to change handle as some idiot compromised me - no big deal since I'm starting anew in DC. Sorry, this report is a little late - based on imaginary experiences I had about three weeks ago...

Been to DC a couple of times in the past - I've had the Olympic experience so I figured I'd RTFF and see what's new here. First I tried K - way too many people hitting the bar and not enough parking, so I decided to hit I. I have to confirm that I is closed. Note on the door says they are closed for business, no relocation address. I have to note that there were also alot of people at the bar but at least I found parking. Now I need to piss in a major way - did the L-K loop to find a Starbucks but all were closed - hit a small pizza store next to the BP gas station. Felt bad about just going into piss so I got a snack - it was pretty tasty - for those of you that hit the loop for SW before 11pm, this is a good place to go for a snack - plus the countergirl ain't bad to look at too ;)

Finally ended up at Sun. Got Cherry. She's been reported on before so I'll keep it brief - I didn't notice the face acne much, probably cause those bazooka C tits were staring right at me. I start in the room on the 3rd floor (assuming front entrance is 2nd floor) and get undressed. She asks if I been here before: "of course, of course" but that turned out to look really stupid as I started down the hall for the TS when it was actually located on the 2nd floor. TS was not bad - did a nice job cleaning the backside so I thought I might be in for some rimming (nope).

Back upstairs she proceeds with a decent nude massage. We're chatting as she's going along, she keeps saying how she hasn't been out much so I thought mebbe this was a window to get some digits from her but no luck. After the hard massage, she starts with the body kisses - that wasn't bad but like I said didn't end up with any rimming. On the flip she continues with a full body massage which is awful nice with those C jobs. CBJ was pretty good - a little too good as I get awful close to popping. I think sensing that she goes CG on me. I gotta slow it down so I sit up and stop her to pay some attention to those two lovelies. I then pivot around so that her legs are around me and we begin the bumping again. Unfortunately this ends up being a bit too much for me and so I pop. I was a little shocked how quickly she got up after that and cleaned me off - I mean I'm not looking to cuddle but damn! Get cleaned up and am offered some water. Head off with mamasan telling me to come back soon.

All in all, L: 7, A: 6, S: 5, E: standard, R: prob not

and then I woke up... keep on dreamin'

Hit it again last night and was not disappointed (three times in week. I think I am on a "pussy binge" and need to check myself into detox! ) God Damm I’m going to go broke (but I love good pussy! ) It has been a long time since it has been that nice. Everything was pretty much the same as the last two, except she now expects DATY and "told me to suck it"! So I had to obey. I made sure I left enough time to return the massage this time (although I am sure my massage sucks compared to hers). Upon leaving, I had to "hide" behind the curtain while someone (probably on of you guys) was coming up. I hope you enjoyed it, I sure did. I am going to try to take a break for a while (hopefully). Later, BT.

Long time lurker, but felt it important to share. I've been scarce on the scene since Black Wednesday, as I was one of the poor shmucks surprised at the front door above the subway (another story). That cured me for a good while, but eventually, the fever returned.

Made the mistake of visiting GHS off L on Friday. I like that place because it's a little off the main drag and there's less risk of bumping into an office mate upon egress - but it's small with only a small staff. As a result, I've been rushed there more often than not. This time they left me sitting in the sauna, waiting and waiting. Finally, had enough and dressed and departed for 1413.

Down the stairs and through the double doors. Greeted by smiling mamasan - much friendlier than her predecessor - and introduced to Nana. Nice TS w/ more than the usual attention paid to the backdoor. Nana was quite pleasant and well spoken - but when fs was intimated, she asked to see the tip up front. I point to the bills tucked under the mobile, and she promptly counted the bills - $ - and asked for more (maybe next time). I was put off by the vain attempt to inflate the standard rate and wary of setting bad precedent. I prefer to reward the service upon completion. For that reason, I may not repeat with her.

I'm wondering if this is a new trend and we're on the midst of a price hike. Troubling development, regardless.

QA

Just curious. Has anyone ever offered to get a girl high (420) before the massage or is this frowned upon?

[QUOTE=QuietAmigo]Long time lurker, but felt it important to share. I've been scarce on the scene since Black Wednesday, as I was one of the poor shmucks surprised at the front door above the subway (another story). That cured me for a good while, but eventually, the fever returned.

Made the mistake of visiting GHS off L on Friday. I like that place because it's a little off the main drag and there's less risk of bumping into an office mate upon egress - but it's small with only a small staff. As a result, I've been rushed there more often than not. This time they left me sitting in the sauna, waiting and waiting. Finally, had enough and dressed and departed for 1413.

Down the stairs and through the double doors. Greeted by smiling mamasan - much friendlier than her predecessor - and introduced to Nana. Nice TS w/ more than the usual attention paid to the backdoor. Nana was quite pleasant and well spoken - but when fs was intimated, she asked to see the tip up front. I point to the bills tucked under the mobile, and she promptly counted the bills - $ - and asked for more (maybe next time). I was put off by the vain attempt to inflate the standard rate and wary of setting bad precedent. I prefer to reward the service upon completion. For that reason, I may not repeat with her.

I'm wondering if this is a new trend and we're on the midst of a price hike. Troubling development, regardless.

QA[/QUOTE]If you really are the poor sap that was caught on camera, is it wise identifying your user name to everyone here, and LE?

The extra tip sounds a little odd. Maybe she was just trying to hustle YOU, or maybe she couldn't count right.

Did she perform the standard operations after you refused her the extra cash?



Mr.Snipes aka G13