Massage Parlor Reports

I got shut out by my own kind its a Asian on Asian crime I got no handshake on the way out what a fucking waste of 70 bucks

I'm fairly new to the hobby as well and, per Chi Guy's advice, I think it's key to know that you kind of have to play the game a little, and not necessarily expect satisfaction on a 1st visit to mp's that may seem like a sure thing. I had a couple experiences in my past 2 attempts that ended in nothing more than awkward smiles. That may have not been the case had I not admitted it was my first time at each respective place, but now I think I have a better handle on how to subtly work it. At least, in my case, I got a pretty damn good massage, regardless! In any event, I'm new to this forum too and I'm not sure what the deal is with posting experiences, etc., so I'll refrain for now. I'd appreciate it if someone could pm me with 'etiquette' information regarding this whole thing as I don't want to overstep my bounds. I'll be happy to share what I've learned so far as well. My experience extends only to mp's. Thanks!

[QUOTE=Direwulff]Hey all,

I am new to the area and new to the hobby and was hoping for a few pointers. From what I have been reading it seems there are a lot of knowledgable folks but people are worried about what they post. So 2 things to ask. 1 I have a few pieces of info that I can share but don't want to post it in the wrong fashion and cause the problems people seem to be trying to avoid by using only pm's and 2 just looking for a bit of starter info for the area. If someone could share the best way to do this, what i should avoid as far as details or things of that nature it would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]

I've had the same experience at Crystal.

I've even gone back 3 more times.

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]Since you posted under Massage Parlor Reports.....[/QUOTE]


Well done, Chi!

[QUOTE=Chi Guy] newbie post[/QUOTE]

Nomination for best informational post of the year!!!

Went there this weekend and got a great looking blond named Ivanna (I think). People had been asking about girls with good technique well she definatly has it. Probably the best finish I have had at a euro spa of any type.

[QUOTE=Tuna Lover]Went there this weekend and got a great looking blond named Ivanna (I think). People had been asking about girls with good technique well she definatly has it. Probably the best finish I have had at a euro spa of any type.[/QUOTE]
This report was not very helpful to the board, "Tuna Lover", because you provided no data on approximate location and came up with a spelling that leads nowhere for anyone attempting a search. Are you talking about the "Louisiana Day Spa" that relocated from NO's French Quarter to Edgewater? Try to spell it out a little more clearly (and to spell a little better).

Personally I think it's a waste of money. This is what I would recommend. Pick up Chicago After Dark magazine or go to their web site and look up AAMP #'s listed under spa and massage services. Call em up and 4 around $. 60 you can get FS w/o any hassle and a clean place 2 do your thang. You can tip. 20+ depending on your experience. Few tips. Stick w/ Asians and use numbers w/ 630 area code. If you still need help you can pm me. Last thing this is my opinion if you don't like it just ignore it.

Check cl`s theraputic section for a location of 2434 or 2440.

That will get ya there.

[QUOTE=Wht Viagra]Personally I think it's a waste of money. This is what I would recommend. Pick up Chicago After Dark magazine or go to their web site and look up AAMP #'s listed under spa and massage services. Call em up and 4 around $. 60 you can get FS w/o any hassle and a clean place 2 do your thang. You can tip. 20+ depending on your experience. Few tips. Stick w/ Asians and use numbers w/ 630 area code. If you still need help you can pm me. Last thing this is my opinion if you don't like it just ignore it.[/QUOTE]

Don't you mean $1.6?

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]...Back in the room, when you lay down on your stomach, don't cover yourself. Hopefully, they'll take the lead, leave you uncovered and have a little fun with you. If they cover you, just jokingly act disappointed, but again, don't get mad. You can still try touching her and see what her response is. At any time, if she starts having some fun, just go with it and let her know you like it. If you're still covered by the time she tells you to turn over, make sure the towel doesn't stay on as you turn over. If she covers you, you guessed it, don't get mad. You can try to pull the covers off again. If she still persists on covering you, just let it go and resign yourself that it probably ain't gonna happen this time.[/QUOTE]

I have talked to a lot of Massage Providers that confide that they are neither encouraged or amused with the ways that many Mongers 'play' with the sheets (covered, uncovered, falling off). There are other more subtle ways to get your message across and end up with what you really want, in addition to a nice massage. I find that just allowing the massage to run its course with her in most control makes the providers work more 'do-able' with less stress on her part. ---And as far as table humping goes, forget it! They will be having a good chuckle about it when you leave. Then about table showers... try not to touch during them much if at all, a wet, slimy, soapy hand on her thigh isn't universally that cool either. If you doubt what I say, catch them in an honest moment and ask them for yourself. But like everyone keeps mentioning, laugh, joke and have fun!!

Musei

[QUOTE=Antonio]This report was not very helpful to the board, "Tuna Lover", because you provided no data on approximate location and came up with a spelling that leads nowhere for anyone attempting a search. Are you talking about the "Louisiana Day Spa" that relocated from NO's French Quarter to Edgewater? Try to spell it out a little more clearly (and to spell a little better).[/QUOTE]
It was just a simple spelling error. He meant "Lisunia."

[QUOTE=Wht Viagra]Personally I think it's a waste of money. This is what I would recommend. Pick up Chicago After Dark magazine or go to their web site and look up AAMP #'s listed under spa and massage services. Call em up and 4 around $. 60 you can get FS w/o any hassle and a clean place 2 do your thang. You can tip. 20+ depending on your experience. Few tips. Stick w/ Asians and use numbers w/ 630 area code. If you still need help you can pm me. Last thing this is my opinion if you don't like it just ignore it.[/QUOTE]
Like you said, that's your opinion. For anyone who wants more than just a quick fuck with little or no real massage, the AAMP is pretty much a sure thing for $160. You'll pay the same for FS and sometimes a decent massage at Singapore in Arlington Heights. The other AMP's run a little higher. Personally, I don't think they're a waste of time. Judging by the posts I read here and elsewhere, I'm not the only one.

[QUOTE=Musei]I have talked to a lot of Massage Providers that confide that they are neither encouraged or amused with the ways that many Mongers 'play' with the sheets (covered, uncovered, falling off). There are other more subtle ways to get your message across and end up with what you really want, in addition to a nice massage. I find that just allowing the massage to run its course with her in most control makes the providers work more 'do-able' with less stress on her part. ---And as far as table humping goes, forget it! They will be having a good chuckle about it when you leave. Then about table showers... try not to touch during them much if at all, a wet, slimy, soapy hand on her thigh isn't universally that cool either. If you doubt what I say, catch them in an honest moment and ask them for yourself. But like everyone keeps mentioning, laugh, joke and have fun!![/QUOTE]
From my experiences, and there have been many, uncovering myself has often meant the difference between relief and leaving with blue balls. Table humping? Haven't tried that. Probably never will. And about running your hand over her leg during the TS, I didn't think I had to explain to do it with a dry hand. Guess not.

Can someone give me a clue what table humping might be? There ain't no little holes in those tables that I've noticed.

Anyway, there is no better way to ensure great service than to become a regular. I am instantly recognized at ALL the nw suburban amp's. I stayed away from one of the amps (the Mt Prospect one nobody here talks about) for about a year, and walked in to a big smile and hug from the mamasan, followed by a really great session, which included a hj in the shower almost to the point of release. She was nude for the entire massage. The session ended with bbbjcof. No persuasion required, I didn't have to say a word. And this was from a girl I had never seen before. Don't think for a second that the mamasan is not in charge of what's going on. And guys, please don't start PM'ing me asking who the girl was. She's already gone from there, sorry to say.

Hey Chi Guy,
Nice post. I'm always impressed with the amount of time you are willing to take to help out a fellow monger.

[QUOTE=Gooch]Can someone give me a clue what table humping might be? There ain't no little holes in those tables that I've noticed.
Hey Chi Guy,
Nice post. I'm always impressed with the amount of time you are willing to take to help out a fellow monger.[/QUOTE]

I agree that Chi Guy created a very nice post... thanks! But yes, there really are 'table humpers' out there. Just ask your favorite Massage Provider and she might have some sessions to tell you about.

[QUOTE=Musei]Just ask your favorite Massage Provider and she might have some sessions to tell you about.[/QUOTE]

Musei,
Thanks for your reply. But would an asian massage girl know what I'm asking about? Because I sure as hell don't! Help me out here....wtf are we talking about? I'm picturing some guy grinding himself against the towel on the massage table to get off.......am I close?

I don't remember a girl ever telling me about any funny session stories. There's a cool angle that I'll have to try. And I know just the girl at heavenly massage to ask. I'll bet she's got some good ones.