The Woodshed

Anybody know who those lovely tits belong to in the ad where the girl is gyrating those massive mammories while wearing guy undies? Those things are perfect!

[QUOTE=HornyGuy2;2520077]No one is attacking you, its ok. To be honest I'd love to f#ck you. Just don't want my wallet to get f#cked in return LOL. I'm 10 inches if that will get me a discount LOL.[/QUOTE]I'm with HG2 on this one. I've only been in the hobby for a few months, but have been admiring Lea from afar for about the past year or so. I like mature gals with some curves that can take a good pounding from an "above-average" monger, but can also carry on an intelligent conversation. I know once or twice in the past I've seen 30 minute specials posted. Would love to see one again. Right now if I went $$ 5 for one visit, that would wipe out the mongering budget for 2 weeks, and I don't think my third leg would forgive me. For the price of an hour, right now I can schedule 3 shorter visits with Maliyah, Rikki, or Nikki and still come out financially intact (and feeling like a king in the process).

Again, I'm not criticizing how anyone runs their business, and I haven't even been doing this long enough to be any sort of authority. Just a horny, middle aged dude with an above average sized piece of office equipment and a tight mongering budget. That being said, if I ever see a HH incall special for under $. 5, I'll be glad to TOFTT and report back to my fellow mongers.

I've opened up my Inbox here and have posted an ad for a USASG only deal on the ad site. If there's enough interest, we can make this happen.

[QUOTE=ElGringo14;2520351]I'm with HG2 on this one. I've only been in the hobby for a few months, but have been admiring Lea from afar for about the past year or so. I like mature gals with some curves that can take a good pounding from an "above-average" monger, but can also carry on an intelligent conversation. I know once or twice in the past I've seen 30 minute specials posted. Would love to see one again. Right now if I went $$ 5 for one visit, that would wipe out the mongering budget for 2 weeks, and I don't think my third leg would forgive me. For the price of an hour, right now I can schedule 3 shorter visits with Maliyah, Rikki, or Nikki and still come out financially intact (and feeling like a king in the process).

Again, I'm not criticizing how anyone runs their business, and I haven't even been doing this long enough to be any sort of authority. Just a horny, middle aged dude with an above average sized piece of office equipment and a tight mongering budget. That being said, if I ever see a HH incall special for under $. 5, I'll be glad to TOFTT and report back to my fellow mongers.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ElGringo14;2520351]I'm with HG2 on this one. I've only been in the hobby for a few months, but have been admiring Lea from afar for about the past year or so. I like mature gals with some curves that can take a good pounding from an "above-average" monger, but can also carry on an intelligent conversation. I know once or twice in the past I've seen 30 minute specials posted. Would love to see one again. Right now if I went $$ 5 for one visit, that would wipe out the mongering budget for 2 weeks, and I don't think my third leg would forgive me. For the price of an hour, right now I can schedule 3 shorter visits with Maliyah, Rikki, or Nikki and still come out financially intact (and feeling like a king in the process).

Again, I'm not criticizing how anyone runs their business, and I haven't even been doing this long enough to be any sort of authority. Just a horny, middle aged dude with an above average sized piece of office equipment and a tight mongering budget. That being said, if I ever see a HH incall special for under $. 5, I'll be glad to TOFTT and report back to my fellow mongers.[/QUOTE]Good internet fight between hookers and johns. I will just sit back with my popcorn and be entertained. Hahahahaha.

[QUOTE=InKogneedo;2521083]Good internet fight between hookers and johns. I will just sit back with my popcorn and be entertained. Hahahahaha.[/QUOTE]I think the hooker has him down for the count. JayyyyTeeeMmmm. (Rocky voice) LOL.

[QUOTE=ThePreacher;2520300]Anybody know who those lovely tits belong to in the ad where the girl is gyrating those massive mammories while wearing guy undies? Those things are perfect![/QUOTE]Preacher, agreed!! The talent is so slim and full of drama these days, maybe it's time to just pay A2 to watch the video ads?

[QUOTE=ThePrivAsst;2520484]I've opened up my Inbox here and have posted an ad for a USASG only deal on the ad site. If there's enough interest, we can make this happen.[/QUOTE]However if I'm lucky enough to schedule some time with this fine lady and she would like to punish me behind closed doors I would not be opposed. LOL.

Ok so I will be upfront and honest; I don't care about your NBA (or whatever you call it) policies you have advertised, just keep it consistent. I have ran into several providers (not going to name drop or ad drop) who advertise on the upscale sites (e. G. EROS, P411).

However when you inquire about service you ask my color (or whatever identifying characteristic you want to use). Then you get mad at me ignorantly and say didn't you read the ad. Well I read your ad and there was no NBA policy. What's happening is the women will post several ads.

But doesn't put the NBA on her upscale, but will put it on her "lowerscale" ad (e. G. BP, CL). I will not apologize for not reading your two million other ads, I saw one that I liked and inquired, don't get mad at me for your inconsistency or penciled in policies. OK I'll be quiet now.

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. ".

― George Carlin.

Others proving your original point: priceless.

Attempting to berate or degrade someone you don't even know behind the anonymity of a Forum Board: micropenis.

Using any time, energy or bandwidth on anything that doesn't help Members have fun and pursue the Hobby: a total waste.

Having a Woodshed section which is nothing more than a place to ***** and gripe: why bother?

[QUOTE=SernorMan;2521734]Ok so I will be upfront and honest; I don't care about your NBA (or whatever you call it) policies you have advertised, just keep it consistent. I have ran into several providers (not going to name drop or ad drop) who advertise on the upscale sites (e. G. EROS, P411).

However when you inquire about service you ask my color (or whatever identifying characteristic you want to use). Then you get mad at me ignorantly and say didn't you read the ad. Well I read your ad and there was no NBA policy. What's happening is the women will post several ads.

But doesn't put the NBA on her upscale, but will put it on her "lowerscale" ad (e. G. BP, CL). I will not apologize for not reading your two million other ads, I saw one that I liked and inquired, don't get mad at me for your inconsistency or penciled in policies. OK I'll be quiet now.[/QUOTE]What one woman won't do, another woman will.

Putting out a B. O. L. O. On all threads for some actual reviews. Is everyone Abstaining? The weather has been good for the most part. All threads have become soap operas. With Young and the Restless leading in ratings. (YR we still cool bro) I been on vacation but If I have to go out and bang a couple walkers to get this party started then I will.

CB1.

Set it off I suggest yall. Set it off!!

[QUOTE=CantB1;2521959]Putting out a B. O. L. O. On all threads for some actual reviews. Is everyone Abstaining? The weather has been good for the most part. All threads have become soap operas. With Young and the Restless leading in ratings. (YR we still cool bro) I been on vacation but If I have to go out and bang a couple walkers to get this party started then I will.

CB1.

Set it off I suggest yall. Set it off!![/QUOTE]Worth talking about. The talent is jacked up, to say the least! LOL.

[QUOTE=YoungRestless;2522063]A buddy of mine saw this provider recently and he said that she is one of the hottest girls out there. Although everything is covered, no FIV, and kissing is off the table, it was not a deal breaker for him. He said she's very physical in the session; almost as if she was trying to do a nuru type bodyrub but without the oil. He said the ambience she provided was great as there was no smell of smoke, she had candles going, and a very nice / clean room- almost spotless. The only complaint he had about her is that he said she ask him to (come or finish) for her which made him feel like it was a bit of a rush. Other than that he said he couldn't have asked for a better provider, all things considered. He did say he'd definitely repeat but if the rules she has isn't for you, then you might not wish to see her but he feels you're really missing out.

[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/available-all-day-friday-southern-treat-janelle-riverside-incall-only/7413287[/URL][/QUOTE]I'm confused. She's listed under escorts, not body rubs. What the hell do you mean finish yourself?

[QUOTE=Fishguy717;2522644]I'm confused. She's listed under escorts, not body rubs. What the hell do you mean finish yourself?[/QUOTE]Does that mean she can't do a nuru or body rub type of service in addition to FS? The girl apparently worked in a body rub shop a while ago and it is evident that she uses some of these skills in her escort sessions as well. What is there about the report you can't comprehend? And of course since LEO monitors these sites, I chose to use the word "finish" NOT "finish yourself. " That is a phrase you interjected not me. Let me see if I can spell it out just a little more, she wanted him to do his business sooner than later (not do himself). I chose to put it differently because my buddy said she was extremely LEO conscious so I was trying to be a little more discreet for her sake. Sometimes you just have to read between the lines ya know. Some girls don't like what they do put forth in such a blatant manner. Does that help you?

Btw, Fish, let's go to the woodshed as I don't want A2 getting pissed about catty shet! Let's go!

[blue]Do me a favor, next time just go strait to the Woodshed and save me a little time. I moved them both here.

A2[/blue]

Now let's see here, Fish, you're acting a little bitchy! A bit catty in my opinion! Look, I am not going to beat around the bush; neither am I going to spend my time on here bickering with you about dumb shet! If you have an issue with me, be a man and let's get some straightening! Listen, there is only one moderator for this forum and you ain't him. I am certain when the moderator has an issue with someone, he's not shy about letting them know what it's about! I don't particularly have an issue with you questioning anything I say but your tone is what got me up on my toes! There is always a tactful way to say or do anything!

I don't answer to you or anyone else on here! Truth is, stop acting like a little BIATCH! Better yet, if you have a problem with what I say, there is a function on here where you can put me on ignore! Use it pete- do I need to repete! Now I don't come on this forum to get into little squabbles with members! Men don't do such as that! Now if I've interpreted your hostility towards me in the wrong way (which I doubt), I apologize but you need to come at me like a man and stop throwing out your little innuendos or hints and such! Let's nip it now! Anyway, if there is any air to clear, let's clear it now and move on! If ya don't care for what I have to say then you know now about the ignore function- again, USE IT! Other members, I apologize in advance for this post (as I really am a nice person) but some members come on here thinking they're some kind of god's gift or big shot and everyone should bow down to them! I'm not the one boo! Some people hide behind these computers which gives them great confidence to deride others! But I'm not the one Fish! We can air it out here publicly or we can take it to PM! Your choice!

What say you!?