Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BelowMe;5948658]I swear to God I don't know how some of you survive in the real world. Just out of curiosity, and to see if life was really this difficult, I ventured on over to [URL]fetlife.com[/URL]. I tried to log in. Hmm, what was my nickname? Haven't been here for 6 mons how the fuck do I know? Email address was the 2nd choice which was a good thing because by gawd I remember that! Okay, password. Hmm let's try this one I use for my porn shit. Nope, wrong answer. Okay, let's try this one. Poof! I'm in, but uh-oh, they have a 2nd tier because I haven't been here in 6+ months they say. Okay send me the email to reset PW. AHH. Email says my nickname! Go back 3 pages plug that in along with the password and VOILA! I'm in for real!

Now, how would I find Jessica. Oh Look! A magnifying glass icon! I know this internet thing is brand new and all but if I was looking for something I bet if I click on that and type lilithyourdesire in that box in one big long fucking word and then hit enter or go or whatever the next button says, search maybe? Who the fuck knows crank that up and let's go to the results Johnny on the spot! BAM!! The person I was looking for came right up holy fucking shit batman! Pictures, videos, reviews, everything! Was it really that hard? If you poke around there a bit you might figure out how to send her a message. If not, we'll she probably wasn't for you anyway.

My dad used to say often, "son, did you ever notice how common sense isn't very fucking common?

Yep.[/QUOTE]Team, I've got to agree with BelowMe here. Other than a mistaken name (which he later corrected) I was able to log in to Fetlife and find Ms. Jessica within a couple of minutes. She's out there. I'll concede that it took a little bit of ingenuity, but only a little. Just to make sure I'm not being an asshole I just searched her again (even forgot part of her name, "Lilith" at first) and found her within 3 minutes. I'd give the exact search / link but I don't want to undermine BelowMe. I might need digits from him some day LOL. But take her name and split it into separate words. Then look at the locations of the results. Easy Peasy.

We're all hunting for the same thing fellas.

[QUOTE=Ksd61;5948920]Who's better looking? And who provides better service?[/QUOTE]Has been reviewed on here before. Also, reviews on both on RubMD.

The cost with no guarantee. Also, they say don't go in with any sexual expectations.

Prior review said that they don't wank dicks, so take this at what and how you want to interpret it.

However if you try, please report back.

[QUOTE=MikeyChamp;5945343][URL]https://cincinnati.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/asian/470-435-3832-7a/840781164683[/URL]

Almost all the ads on STG send you to Chester rd tho.

$. 4 HH, $. 8 Hr 260 VIP.[/QUOTE]A friend had a dream with one of these ladies. Said he lasts longer than most guys (condom issues). And mentioned this to handler and they said all was good. After 25 min in 2 positions he was about to pop and the lady stopped and said times up. She then proceeded to show him the time he got there and the current time showing he has been there 25 min. Not sure how that math adds up but needless to say it was not a good dream for $. 40. He offered to cover additional time but she refused.

These are hit or miss and more often than not they are miss. YMMV.

All quiet lately! There is a new girl at New Concept, (Lighthouse). Has anyone been there lately? PM me with any detailed experiences. I am curious whether things have changed there. Under new management, more extras? Who knows but those that have gone lately.

[QUOTE=Wardon7000;5949252]A friend had a dream with one of these ladies. Said he lasts longer than most guys (condom issues). And mentioned this to handler and they said all was good. After 25 min in 2 positions he was about to pop and the lady stopped and said times up. She then proceeded to show him the time he got there and the current time showing he has been there 25 min. Not sure how that math adds up but needless to say it was not a good dream for $. 40. He offered to cover additional time but she refused.

These are hit or miss and more often than not they are miss. YMMV.[/QUOTE]Did he say anything about the look of the girl, and when did he had the dream?

[QUOTE=JBackson;5948929]Just returned from a trip to FLA where there is a smorgasbord of AMPs. Seemingly on every block in Sarasota, Tampa and St Pete with HE and FS virtually standard with nice looking ladies. Had a great time of course.

Just wish we had something like this closer to us. This begs the question of where is the closest Mecca of this nature to Cincinnati where AMP are plentiful with FS and spinners? We all know about Cali, NYC, FLA. It is there anything closer?[/QUOTE]I went to an AMP in Tampa when I lived there. It always had very cute, small, girls thatbprovided the best FS I have had.

As mentioned earlier you can find FS AMPs in Chicago but what I have seen in reviews they are pricy. You can try Indy which would be closer. I was told the area near the airport is better.

Had an amazing visit with Jessica! Love the dreads and those titties were nice and responsive. Head game was on point! I cannot wait to get back down to the Cov to see her again!

[QUOTE=Golden3;5947900]Best Chinese Massage is at 3830 Woodridge Blvd. , Suites A-B.

Daisy Massage is at 3830 Woodridge Blvd. , Suites C-D.[/QUOTE]Do the services differ? I've been to "Best" but always assumed Daisy was non-erotic.

[QUOTE=RufusFirefly;5950365]I went to an AMP in Tampa when I lived there. It always had very cute, small, girls thatbprovided the best FS I have had.

As mentioned earlier you can find FS AMPs in Chicago but what I have seen in reviews they are pricy. You can try Indy which would be closer. I was told the area near the airport is better.[/QUOTE]Very true. When you are in the Tampa area you don't have to look for a provide most all AMPs offer FS an the girls are young an very pretty. I like Palace in Palm Harbor. Hottest chicks around.

Just a heads up guys. They are recycling towels again. At the end of my massage, As I was dressing, all towels were re-folded and placed back on the table for the next guy. If you choose to frequent this establishment, demand fresh towels and sheets. Nasty and a lazy practice.

I finally had a dream about a visit to the AMP in Alexandria, KY. Upon entering, I was greeted by an Asian lady who looked to be in her late 20's. I opted for the 30 minutes ($40). I tried to ask her about tipping, but there was definitely a language barrier.

Started out on my stomach. She barely touched myuper body before starting to tease my ass and upper thighs. And really driving me crazy in a good way!

After not being able to take the teasing anymore, I turned over onto my back. After a few moments of teasing but never touching my cock, she placed my hand on my knob. I tried to place her hand on it, but she would not do so. However, as I began to stroke my Johnson, she began to play with my ass, ultimately giving me a prostate exam that was wonderful!

After clean up, I gave her a $40 tip.

[QUOTE=AsianFever5;5952574]Just a heads up guys. They are recycling towels again. At the end of my massage, As I was dressing, all towels were re-folded and placed back on the table for the next guy. If you choose to frequent this establishment, demand fresh towels and sheets. Nasty and a lazy practice.[/QUOTE]I was going to post the same thing about Moon, was in there last week.

[QUOTE=AsianFever5;5952574]Just a heads up guys. They are recycling towels again. At the end of my massage, As I was dressing, all towels were re-folded and placed back on the table for the next guy. If you choose to frequent this establishment, demand fresh towels and sheets. Nasty and a lazy practice.[/QUOTE]So you might get a little monkeypox on your winky or something. Think about all the energy and water being saved! And with less washing the towels will last longer, even if you won't. LOL.

How about bringing your own towels? May want to wipe down the table too, so bring some antiseptic spray and wipes.

[QUOTE=BelowMe;5948658]I swear to God I don't know how some of you survive in the real world. Just out of curiosity, and to see if life was really this difficult, I ventured on over to [URL]fetlife.com[/URL]. I tried to log in. Hmm, what was my nickname? Haven't been here for 6 mons how the fuck do I know? Email address was the 2nd choice which was a good thing because by gawd I remember that! Okay, password. Hmm let's try this one I use for my porn shit. Nope, wrong answer. Okay, let's try this one. Poof! I'm in, but uh-oh, they have a 2nd tier because I haven't been here in 6+ months they say. Okay send me the email to reset PW. AHH. Email says my nickname! Go back 3 pages plug that in along with the password and VOILA! I'm in for real!

Now, how would I find Jessica. Oh Look! A magnifying glass icon! I know this internet thing is brand new and all but if I was looking for something I bet if I click on that and type lilithyourdesire in that box in one big long fucking word and then hit enter or go or whatever the next button says, search maybe? Who the fuck knows crank that up and let's go to the results Johnny on the spot! BAM!! The person I was looking for came right up holy fucking shit batman! Pictures, videos, reviews, everything! Was it really that hard? If you poke around there a bit you might figure out how to send her a message. If not, we'll she probably wasn't for you anyway..[/QUOTE]This is a rather dickish way to put it, but he is right. I too realized it was a wrong name and even DMed him for the right one. Before he was able to get back to me I just looked around and boom. There she was. We even set up an appointment, but I had to cancel due to an emergency.

Overall, the hunt is part of the game. Do your research and expect to fail once or twice. It happens.

[QUOTE=BelowMe;5944303]Due to scheduling / travel issues I haven't been in a while but heard they have 2 new ones starting tomorrow, Yaya and Mimi. Not sure if it's the well known Mimi or a new one.[/QUOTE]Why did you say that? I was trying to not do this for awhile, and now I have to go take a look.

[QUOTE=Davewolf;5952619]I finally had a dream about a visit to the AMP in Alexandria, KY. Upon entering, I was greeted by an Asian lady who looked to be in her late 20's. I opted for the 30 minutes ($40). I tried to ask her about tipping, but there was definitely a language barrier.

Started out on my stomach. She barely touched myuper body before starting to tease my ass and upper thighs. And really driving me crazy in a good way!

After not being able to take the teasing anymore, I turned over onto my back. After a few moments of teasing but never touching my cock, she placed my hand on my knob. I tried to place her hand on it, but she would not do so. However, as I began to stroke my Johnson, she began to play with my ass, ultimately giving me a prostate exam that was wonderful!.[/QUOTE]So you tipped her $40 to tickle your anus and push a finger in? Hmm, I keep trying to figure out why people keep frequenting a place that allows you to service yourself. Nothing has changed here since they opened their doors 5 years ago and nothing will ever change there. Keep reading the boards here for more useful info.

[QUOTE=Davewolf;5952619]I finally had a dream about a visit to the AMP in Alexandria, KY. Upon entering, I was greeted by an Asian lady who looked to be in her late 20's. I opted for the 30 minutes ($40). I tried to ask her about tipping, but there was definitely a language barrier.

Started out on my stomach. She barely touched myuper body before starting to tease my ass and upper thighs. And really driving me crazy in a good way!

After not being able to take the teasing anymore, I turned over onto my back. After a few moments of teasing but never touching my cock, she placed my hand on my knob. I tried to place her hand on it, but she would not do so. However, as I began to stroke my Johnson, she began to play with my ass, ultimately giving me a prostate exam that was wonderful!

After clean up, I gave her a $40 tip.[/QUOTE]Do you know if it's an Chinese AMP? I speak fluent Chinese and this peaks my interest. May have to give it a shot since I'll be in the region this week. Also could you send the name of the place?

[QUOTE=RufusFirefly;5950365]I went to an AMP in Tampa when I lived there. It always had very cute, small, girls thatbprovided the best FS I have had.

As mentioned earlier you can find FS AMPs in Chicago but what I have seen in reviews they are pricy. You can try Indy which would be closer. I was told the area near the airport is better.[/QUOTE]3 weeks ago. Mid late 20's pudgy and not into it. Average looks.

[QUOTE=PocketAces;5954153]Do you know if it's an Chinese AMP? I speak fluent Chinese and this peaks my interest. May have to give it a shot since I'll be in the region this week. Also could you send the name of the place?[/QUOTE]Read through these pages thoroughly before you arrive. There are much, much better options out there than this place in Alexandria.

Just as I was leaving New Concepts Massage a Warren County LEO was parked between the building and the 5/3 Bank. Warren County does not fool around they have or are still building a new jail. Be careful out there.

[QUOTE=TheLetterC;5953824]This is a rather dickish way to put it[/QUOTE]Nope, this is perfect.

The guys who come in here asking for everyone to walk them through every little step are part of the problem. If you think they're only annoying on the forums, you're a fool. They live their entire lives this way and likely are a pain in the a $$ for providers as well. On top of that, I'd venture to guess they operate with less discretion than the average monger and are much more likely to encounter or draw the attention of our uncle. Idiots are bad for business, in the monger game as well as every other aspect of life.

If you can't figure out the easy parts of this world then you don't belong in it. A little tough love is appropriate and hopefully will be a wake up call.

[QUOTE=Wardon7000;5954200]3 weeks ago. Mid late 20's pudgy and not into it. Average looks.[/QUOTE]Where Tampa, Chicago or Indy an the area you were at.

Typical fare at A-B, C-D isn't great, but available. Now there's one (a third!) - E&F I suppose. I haven't tried it yet.

When I go I'll share. You do the same!

[QUOTE=Laines;5951497]Do the services differ? I've been to "Best" but always assumed Daisy was non-erotic.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Filmbyter;5956339]Typical fare at A-B, C-D isn't great, but available. Now there's one (a third!) - E&F I suppose. I haven't tried it yet.

When I go I'll share. You do the same![/QUOTE]Have you seen it? Is there a sign in the window? Can anyone chime in on this?

[QUOTE=BelowMe;5953855]So you tipped her $40 to tickle your anus and push a finger in? Hmm, I keep trying to figure out why people keep frequenting a place that allows you to service yourself. Nothing has changed here since they opened their doors 5 years ago and nothing will ever change there. Keep reading the boards here for more useful info.[/QUOTE]I have gone several times. Just diy. Last time a lot of teasing, nice massage, but no help. I don't think this is going to change but there is nothing close. I don't know of any in NKY.

Anybody find a provider that does manscaping with HE? Dani in Covington is a sure thing but she's not my type. I texted Daisy and they denied that they do grooming services. I've tried all over and no HE yet.

[QUOTE=Yoda492;5957206]I have gone several times. Just diy. Last time a lot of teasing, nice massage, but no help. I don't think this is going to change but there is nothing close. I don't know of any in NKY.[/QUOTE]That's because there are none in NKY which us what's been reported here for the past few years. Seems whenever one strays into something beyond that they get shut down. There was one in Burlington another on 18 and one on 42 that offered more but all have been run out of town.

[QUOTE=HolyMolyBatman;5957441]Anybody find a provider that does manscaping with HE? Dani in Covington is a sure thing but she's not my type. I texted Daisy and they denied that they do grooming services. I've tried all over and no HE yet.[/QUOTE]Is there a fetish driving the guys that occasionally come on here to get these activities done back to back? Like making a woman remove your unwanted hair is a turn on? Or is it just something else to take care of while she's working in the area? LOL. If its just the latter, the quality of the sex that follows may be significantly impacted by her seeing you in need of such grooming. Too many guys rely only on the cash, not appreciating the importance of preparational hygiene and grooming.

My unsolicited advice and personal practice: do it yourself with a basic body trimmer and guard clips to prevent cutting yourself. Anything more like waxing or shaving below the neck is for women and guys wearing a wire for law enforcement.

[QUOTE=MarblesKyle;5955533]Nope, this is perfect.

The guys who come in here asking for everyone to walk them through every little step are part of the problem. If you think they're only annoying on the forums, you're a fool. They live their entire lives this way and likely are a pain in the a $$ for providers as well. On top of that, I'd venture to guess they operate with less discretion than the average monger and are much more likely to encounter or draw the attention of our uncle. Idiots are bad for business, in the monger game as well as every other aspect of life.

If you can't figure out the easy parts of this world then you don't belong in it. A little tough love is appropriate and hopefully will be a wake up call.[/QUOTE]Lost his Marbles. He is spot on. Idiots are bad for this business.

[QUOTE=PearishBA;5957546]Is there a fetish driving the guys that occasionally come on here to get these activities done back to back? Like making a woman remove your unwanted hair is a turn on? Or is it just something else to take care of while she's working in the area? LOL. If its just the latter, the quality of the sex that follows may be significantly impacted by her seeing you in need of such grooming. Too many guys rely only on the cash, not appreciating the importance of preparational hygiene and grooming.

My unsolicited advice and personal practice: do it yourself with a basic body trimmer and guard clips to prevent cutting yourself. Anything more like waxing or shaving below the neck is for women and guys wearing a wire for law enforcement.[/QUOTE]This entire thread is a fetish. Yes, getting your balls handled by a woman in a professional way and then getting jerked off is a fetish.

I don't live far from there, I'll take another look one day this week and report back with better information. Might even TOFTT.

[QUOTE=SpaAddict99;5956364]Have you seen it? Is there a sign in the window? Can anyone chime in on this?[/QUOTE]

As with many places, YMMV.

[QUOTE=Yoda492;5957206]I have gone several times. Just diy. Last time a lot of teasing, nice massage, but no help. I don't think this is going to change but there is nothing close. I don't know of any in NKY.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RubMania19;5958443]As with many places, YMMV.[/QUOTE]How will your mileage vary here? According to your own reviews you've frequented this place many times, yet still never got more than an assisted DIY hand job here, which means you still jacked yourself off so your mileage hasn't varied even a little bit. In every other AMP in America you get mutual touching, fondling along with a happy ending, but you'll never get a blow job or full service in this place and that's what the original poster was asking about.

Has anybody tried this place out in western hills?

[QUOTE=Filmbyter;5958116]I don't live far from there, I'll take another look one day this week and report back with better information. Might even TOFTT.[/QUOTE]I went there today. It is called "Spatopia" or something like that. The posted hours would indicate they were open, but the door was locked. I knocked and tried calling the number that was on their sign and it went to VM. I have not heard anything from them, but the voice sounded American, so I'm guessing this is not an AMP. Maybe someone else will find out and post before I can. Good luck.

On another topic, we can add Eswin to the places that don't change the linens. They were straightened up as I got dressed when I visited about a week ago. Disgusting.

[QUOTE=PopulaRegg776;5959771]Has anybody tried this place out in western hills?[/QUOTE]Mae, ran and worked at Hong Kong in Fairfax for years. You will be happy.

[QUOTE=ColsSubBoy;5960558]I went there today. It is called "Spatopia" or something like that. The posted hours would indicate they were open, but the door was locked. I knocked and tried calling the number that was on their sign and it went to VM. I have not heard anything from them, but the voice sounded American, so I'm guessing this is not an AMP. Maybe someone else will find out and post before I can. Good luck.

On another topic, we can add Eswin to the places that don't change the linens. They were straightened up as I got dressed when I visited about a week ago. Disgusting.[/QUOTE]Are there any AMPs about which we can say with confidence that they do change linens between customers? I bring some disinfectant wipes with me for surfaces which I am likely to contact, but they do not by any means deal with all possible problems.

[QUOTE=Golden3;5960881]Are there any AMPs about which we can say with confidence that they do change linens between customers? I bring some disinfectant wipes with me for surfaces which I am likely to contact, but they do not by any means deal with all possible problems.[/QUOTE]It's been my experience that they leave the one linen that is kind of like a bed skirt in there and the fresh towel they lay on top of that is your fresh new linen. They put a fresh paper towel over the face hole as well.

[QUOTE=BelowMe;5960990]It's been my experience that they leave the one linen that is kind of like a bed skirt in there and the fresh towel they lay on top of that is your fresh new linen. They put a fresh paper towel over the face hole as well.[/QUOTE]I can say with 100% certainty this did not happen. Nothing was changed, just straightened and fluffed I was disgusted but didn't say anything. Just decided I won't be back.

[QUOTE=BelowMe;5960990]It's been my experience that they leave the one linen that is kind of like a bed skirt in there and the fresh towel they lay on top of that is your fresh new linen. They put a fresh paper towel over the face hole as well.[/QUOTE]That would be my impression of most AMPs, but, if I do not actually see them put on a fresh cover, I am not sure. Between covid and monkeypox, I am more sensitive about the issue. I have seen girls take off the table cover after I am finished, so the next guy will be all right, but I don't know if they did it between the previous guy and me. That is another reason why I prefer to go early in the day.