Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=HankyDaPanky;7200942]Sorry. . . FOPA?? Fear of?. I guess I'm a dummy.[/QUOTE]Took that as F. You. P. A. Fat Upper Pu $$why Area. LOL.

[QUOTE=HankyDaPanky;7200942]Sorry. . . FOPA?? Fear of?. I guess I'm a dummy.[/QUOTE]FOPA = fatty area over pussy.

Urban dictionary is a friend of everyone!

Women or heaven forbid, girls with fopa shouldn't be see nude and shouldn't tuck their top shirt into their pants. Baggy clothes were designed for a purpose.

Does Lanes or Relax have any websites with pics of the MTs?

[QUOTE=GeorgeMax;7201196]FOPA = fatty area over pussy.

Urban dictionary is a friend of everyone!

Women or heaven forbid, girls with fopa shouldn't be see nude and shouldn't tuck their top shirt into their pants. Baggy clothes were designed for a purpose.[/QUOTE]LOL sometimes I like to keep it real though.

[QUOTE=GeorgeMax;7201196]FOPA = fatty area over pussy.

Urban dictionary is a friend of everyone!

Women or heaven forbid, girls with fopa shouldn't be see nude and shouldn't tuck their top shirt into their pants. Baggy clothes were designed for a purpose.[/QUOTE]So, a pussy protector?

[QUOTE=Starks;7202980]So, a pussy protector?[/QUOTE]Exactly, like a pussy helmet, or umbrella.

Stopped in just before lunch, met by Ella. She's newer, worked in Chinatown in the city prior.

On the looks scale for AMPs she's probably a 5/10. Not a spinner, not chubby, very average. However, what she lacks in looks she makes up for in effort. I am convinced that my soul is splattered in the back of her throat, she surely sucked it out of me. BBBJCIM, spit, then comes back and cleans up the rest with her mouth until I couldn't take it any longer.

Didn't hate it.

[QUOTE=TallNwGuy;7203086]Exactly, like a pussy helmet, or umbrella.[/QUOTE]It's actually"FUPA" (fat upper pubic area), and it doesn't look good.

Yesterday I visited Anny at DT massage at North Ave.

I like her looks, maybe early 30's natural a or b, nice long strong legs, went for 45 minutes, paid $60 door fee, inside I gave her $160 for full service, little massage so so, and then to business, was ok. I may return. The other girl there is older maybe late 40's cute face though. Anyway I was more attracted to Anny.

Had a nice visit at Lane's off Roosevelt with Momo. Paid $80 to the house and $160 for the tip for full service. Momo is very friendly and funny making me feel right at home. She was super thin with some C sized ladies dressed in a strapless golden dress with long hair died partially blonde. Super cute and great for a first visit.

Massage was nice and also the table shower felt great on such a cold day. After the shower she gave me soft massage before gliding up and down my back with her body. On the flip she got right to business with a nice HJ, to CBJ, and right into CG. Needless to say I didn't last long. When we finished up she asked in I wanted more massage to use the rest of the time but I decided to head out early. Glad she offered the choice though. She had two other girls introduce themselves and man they looked even better than her. Already planning my next visit so I highly recommend.

Any girls that rim?

[QUOTE=YDiner14;7196775]I've had Ewa 3 times and Kiki once. Ewa is so damn real, sensual, fun. Kiki too but I prefer Ewa. As others have said she's not the hottest of the bunch but just very sensual for me. DFK and DATY are most important to me. Can anyone else chime in if any other girls offer DFK at Relax? From the sounds of it Vivi does not or maybe YMMV? Mocha? Thanks YD.[/QUOTE]Tried out Vivi this time and damn she is probably the hottest of the 3 I have tried, best body for sure. Probably a notch below in service to Ewa and Kiki but still fun. Everything covered, LFK, DATY nice and fresh tasting. Will repeat. Thanks for the responses!

So I have been to Relax a handful of times now. First trip was with Eva and although decent was no where close to the level of service experienced by some mongers. But since then I have seen Kiki a free times and I have had an amazing time with her every time. But I want to splurge a little and try 4 hands for the first time. Has anyone experienced 4 hands at Relax? If so who would you recommend to pair with Kiki?

[QUOTE=Fazecena;7206712]So I have been to Relax a handful of times now. First trip was with Eva and although decent was no where close to the level of service experienced by some mongers. But since then I have seen Kiki a free times and I have had an amazing time with her every time. But I want to splurge a little and try 4 hands for the first time. Has anyone experienced 4 hands at Relax? If so who would you recommend to pair with Kiki?[/QUOTE]Best bet would be to ask Kiki if she's willing and if so who she would recommend. Most likely will be a yes but don't expect it to be like in a porno. They can be really fun if the girls are into each other, but go into it with your expectations lower and expect to stop and switch out between them. Usually 2 x fee and tip too.

Been a year since I visited relax. Who does rimming and BBBJ?