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[QUOTE=Member #4201;1840399]Its all between the ears. Viagra does not create sexual desire. Actually viagra and other similar meds cannot work without sexual desire.[/QUOTE]I don't know what's wrong with me, but Viagra works about as well as a triangular wheel. As far as being horny goes, I'm horny all the fucking time. I wake up dreaming of black pussy, and I fall asleep with visions of black pussy. During the day I turn my thoughts to black titties, just to change things up.

I was with one of my trusted providers, whom I find really sexy. I popped a Vitamin V, but hardness didn't ensue. I popped another (Jesus Christ, that woulda broke the bank if they hadn't been trial Vs given to me by my physician). Well, I got the headache, but Flaccid Freddy never really stood up. He got half hard with a hand job, but wouldn't stay stiff enough to do her vagina properly, so I finished with oral. Next time I'm ditching Viagra and going with Niagra. It makes the collars and plackets stiff on my shirts, so it ought to work on my dick.

Cooch.

God Bless You All

[QUOTE=Coochie Eater; 1840998]I don't know what's wrong with me, but Viagra works about as well as a triangular wheel. As far as being horny goes, I'm horny all the fucking time. I wake up dreaming of black pussy, and I fall asleep with visions of black pussy. During the day I turn my thoughts to black titties, just to change things up.

I was with one of my trusted providers, whom I find really sexy. I popped a Vitamin V, but hardness didn't ensue. I popped another (Jesus Christ, that woulda broke the bank if they hadn't been trial Vs given to me by my physician). Well, I got the headache, but Flaccid Freddy never really stood up. He got half hard with a hand job, but wouldn't stay stiff enough to do her vagina properly, so I finished with oral. Next time I'm ditching Viagra and going with Niagra. It makes the collars and plackets stiff on my shirts, so it ought to work on my dick.

Cooch.

God Bless You All[/QUOTE]Hilarious! Do you ever have thoughts of a phat ass? I'm sure between the tits and pussy, ass has a place somewhere.

[QUOTE=StevinYoas;1841399]Hilarious! Do you ever have thoughts of a phat ass? I'm sure between the tits and pussy, ass has a place somewhere.[/QUOTE]I know what you mean. That black pussy will drive your ass crazy. I park outside the Mall and just watch all that good black pussy stroll by. Every now and then I leap out and catch one of them if they walk too close to my car.

So go get that pussy

[QUOTE=Member #4201; 1841403]I know what you mean. That black pussy will drive your ass crazy. I park outside the Mall and just watch all that good black pussy stroll by. Every now and then I leap out and catch one of them if they walk too close to my car.

So go get that pussy[/QUOTE]I've said it before, so I'm saying it again. Black women get trash talked all the time. So what the hell difference does it make if an old fat white guy does it? If I see a pretty one, a sexy one or an ugly one with a big ass and big tits, I always, and I mean ALWAYS talk to her. (Just between you and me, the one prejudice I have is against FAT women. I admire chubby chasers, because gahd knows that fatties need fucking too, but I just can't bring myself to do it, regardless of color.) 90% of the time these girls pass it off as some fat old fuck feeling his oats, laugh, thank me and move on, but every once in a while I'll get a phone number. They might not be pros, but they might have a cell phone bill due or need some groceries and the sense easy money. 4201, you might have some insight on the interracial thing, but I think they respond to a white guy showing interest. Of course it may just be the cash. At any rate it's fun, harmless and sometimes productive.

If you want to try, I use these lines all the time.

I couldn't help but notice your shoes. They look great.

Damn girl, those jeans look great on you! (They know you're looking at their ass.)

Wow! Where'd you get your ink? (for tattooed girls)

Hey, that's a really pretty dress (skirt)! Where'd you get it?

You will always get a positive response and sometimes a number. Black women are much more forward than white women, so if they want you to pursue them, you'll know in less than 30 seconds.

I can't remember who said it, but some wise man said "Go get that pussy!"

Coochie Eater.

God bless you all.

I just noticed I have become a senior member. Sweet

I recently had an experience at a restaurant / bar in West Allis which totally caught me off guard. I was having dinner with my wife and an attractive brunette around 35 waited on us. We placed our order and my wife went to the ladies room. When serving our drinks, the waitress said."do you remember me. I have my own place now on 84th and. My number is. It wasn't until later that night that I figured out who it was. It was Genesis, who used to advertise on BP. I hadn't seen her in over a year, and had completely forgotten about her.

I tried the number several times, but she never called back. As I recall, the reason I stopped seeing her was she seemed to rush to get me out the door on my last visit. She said her mother was coming over. She was one of the best BBBJ artists I've ever encountered, and she had that classic stripper butt. She had danced at the Camelot when she was younger. Anyway, that was the first time a provider ever hit on me in a public place. I finally discarded the number after several attempts. Has anyone else run into her?

[QUOTE=Packerfann53; 1845429]I recently had an experience at a restaurant / bar in West Allis which totally caught me off guard. I was having dinner with my wife and an attractive brunette around 35 waited on us. We placed our order and my wife went to the ladies room. When serving our drinks, the waitress said."do you remember me. I have my own place now on 84th and. My number is. It wasn't until later that night that I figured out who it was. It was Genesis, who used to advertise on BP. I hadn't seen her in over a year, and had completely forgotten about her.

I tried the number several times, but she never called back. As I recall, the reason I stopped seeing her was she seemed to rush to get me out the door on my last visit. She said her mother was coming over. She was one of the best BBBJ artists I've ever encountered, and she had that classic stripper butt. She had danced at the Camelot when she was younger. Anyway, that was the first time a provider ever hit on me in a public place. I finally discarded the number after several attempts. Has anyone else run into her?[/QUOTE]I had one bad encounter today. I get home from running some errands and their an old beat up green Pontiac parked in front of my house. Back passenger window busted out and taped over. Looks like it was hauled in from the scrap yard. On my front stoop is this woman, bald from chemo, chubby, rough looking, full of tats, and have no clue who she is. Turns out to be someone I picked up a few years ago and she's hurt'and for cash. Told her my wife would be home any minute, gave her 20 and she took off.

One time I was at a church festival on the south side and I hear some woman screaming my name, rushing over to me in her high heels, like its the first time she wore high heels. Comes and hugs me. Eeeeeeek it was some old hippie CMT, who thought she was a sex coach and tantra goddess. She looked horrible and I was embarrassed to be seen with her and then ashamed that I actually did everything under the sun with her. Then her goofball redneck boyfriends comes over and she introduces me as one of her clients in front of him and in front of one of my friends. It doesn't get much worse.

Hey guys,

I know this post has nothing to do with Milwaukee so if I am offending anyone by posting this here, sorry. I will keep it short. I just wanted to let my fellow mongers know about a vacation I just went on. It was to a city in Dominican Republic, where prostitution is totally legal and cheap. The girls are extremely plentiful and many are quite beautiful. I stayed at a very nice place that is very friendly to American tourists looking for pussy, (PM me for details). Anyway guys, this place is crazy. If you have any interest in a vacation for mongering, please PM me and I will give you details. If you guys want me to post a more detailed report on this forum, I would be happy to. I just didn't want to spend too much time on stuff unrelated to Milwaukee.

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[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1845516]I had one bad encounter today. I get home from running some errands and their an old beat up green Pontiac parked in front of my house. Back passenger window busted out and taped over. Looks like it was hauled in from the scrap yard. On my front stoop is this woman, bald from chemo, chubby, rough looking, full of tats, and have no clue who she is. Turns out to be someone I picked up a few years ago and she's hurt'and for cash. Told her my wife would be home any minute, gave her 20 and she took off.[/QUOTE]That's definitely one of the cons of having "friends" over. I know you feel safer at home vs doing incall at a hotel or the girl's place but that was always something that I worried about. That and what if my neighbors saw and then told the Mrs. In my early years, the few girls I have had at my place were (from my very limited and naive perspective) stable, well reviewed, and not SWs. Some old timers may remember Velvet Woman from HoH, she was the first visitor I entertained at home. Last was a woman I met on Adult Friend Finder. She was and still is unhappily married and was very open about why she was on AFF and shared quite a bit about her life and I was able to verify what she was saying through internet searches. We don't meet anymore because she wanted to either fix her marriage or get out of it once her kids were out of school, but we do still chat from time to time.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1845516]One time I was at a church festival on the south side and I hear some woman screaming my name, rushing over to me in her high heels, like its the first time she wore high heels. Comes and hugs me. Eeeeeeek it was some old hippie CMT, who thought she was a sex coach and tantra goddess. She looked horrible and I was embarrassed to be seen with her and then ashamed that I actually did everything under the sun with her. Then her goofball redneck boyfriends comes over and she introduces me as one of her clients in front of him and in front of one of my friends. It doesn't get much worse.[/QUOTE]This wasn't Zoe was it? She certainly fits the old hippie part.

I guess I've been lucky. Of the hundreds of women I've met while hobbying, I've never seen them in public or been approached by them if they noticed me. Sometimes when I'm out and about I'll look around and see if I recognize any familiar faces working or eating at a restaurant, shopping at the grocery store, etc, but so far nada.

[QUOTE=BadAz Mofo; 1848198]That's definitely one of the cons of having "friends" over. I know you feel safer at home vs doing incall at a hotel or the girl's place but that was always something that I worried about. That and what if my neighbors saw and then told the Mrs. In my early years, the few girls I have had at my place were (from my very limited and naive perspective) stable, well reviewed, and not SWs. Some old timers may remember Velvet Woman from HoH, she was the first visitor I entertained at home. Last was a woman I met on Adult Friend Finder. She was and still is unhappily married and was very open about why she was on AFF and shared quite a bit about her life and I was able to verify what she was saying through internet searches. We don't meet anymore because she wanted to either fix her marriage or get out of it once her kids were out of school, but we do still chat from time to time.

This wasn't Zoe was it? She certainly fits the old hippie part.

I guess I've been lucky. Of the hundreds of women I've met while hobbying, I've never seen them in public or been approached by them if they noticed me. Sometimes when I'm out and about I'll look around and see if I recognize any familiar faces working or eating at a restaurant, shopping at the grocery store, etc, but so far nada.[/QUOTE]The week got worse. My crippled girl was in an accident trying to cross the street. So that has me down. Sometimes I wonder what happens to all those providers. Thats one part of the business we don't see too many happy endings.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1848215]The week got worse. My crippled girl was in an accident trying to cross the street. So that has me down. Sometimes I wonder what happens to all those providers. Thats one part of the business we don't see too many happy endings.[/QUOTE]Yeah no kidding on them not getting out of the biz happy. The few that you do hear about are usually in and out of jail, in relationships with deadbeats, strung out, or worse. I remember wanting to see a well known provider in Chicago. Was hoping to make an appointment one day and then never got the chance to. She wound up getting murder and it was all over the news. I only know of a few that got out and stayed out and are doing good. They only got in for the quick cash, met their goal and got out. What happened to the rest is a mystery. In the end I just hope they are doing ok and have a measure of happiness.

[QUOTE=BadAz Mofo;1848248]Yeah no kidding on them not getting out of the biz happy. The few that you do hear about are usually in and out of jail, in relationships with deadbeats, strung out, or worse. I remember wanting to see a well known provider in Chicago. Was hoping to make an appointment one day and then never got the chance to. She wound up getting murder and it was all over the news. I only know of a few that got out and stayed out and are doing good. They only got in for the quick cash, met their goal and got out. What happened to the rest is a mystery. In the end I just hope they are doing ok and have a measure of happiness.[/QUOTE]Kind of how all our childhood pets went to live on a farm somewhere, right? LOL.

Th only happy ending I know of personally was a young provider about 15 years ago who called herself Melody. I saw her t least once a week for about 5months, sometimes BBBJ, others for FS. I know she had a handful of regulars beside myself and she did well with that. Last time I saw her she was living in River Hills in a nice house with her husband who owned his own business. Apparently he was a regular who married her and as far as I know it's still champagne and roses for her. At least ONE happy ending.

Roland

[QUOTE=RolandDeschain; 1848350]Kind of how all our childhood pets went to live on a farm somewhere, right? LOL.

Th only happy ending I know of personally was a young provider about 15 years ago who called herself Melody. I saw her t least once a week for about 5months, sometimes BBBJ, others for FS. I know she had a handful of regulars beside myself and she did well with that. Last time I saw her she was living in River Hills in a nice house with her husband who owned his own business. Apparently he was a regular who married her and as far as I know it's still champagne and roses for her. At least ONE happy ending.

Roland[/QUOTE]Thats encouraging. Little Red from Hales Corners got married awhile back. Heck I even think Big Red got married. Looks like Lomi Lomi from Brookfield is shacked up or married to the baby daddy over in Brookfield. You know, what I find weird is that when one of these providers gets knocked up, they somehow know who the father is. My Thai ran off with a monger to Texas.

All of us have fallen in love, or become infatuated with a provider. I was thinking of all the pets I've brought home to care for. Kind of like bringing home a new puppy. At first is all fun and love. They are totally dependent on you, trying to please you, showing you attention. What you offer is Disneyland compared to her shit life. And before you know it, they are shitting on the floor and acting like they didn't do it. You let it go, clean it up, and it happens again. Dogs can be trained. Providers are sent on their way.

Been awhile since I've brought home a stray to keep around. When its not working out, I try to find a way to scare them off and make it look like their idea to leave. Sometimes its kind of flattering when a provider calls because she is looking for some companionship after a break up. Because during all the hell going on in her life, you were the one that always was kind and gentle with her. Still you can't trust them.

I'm careful not to pay too much personal attention to a provider. I know if I'm doing it, so is some other sucker. I wonder if she thinks, what a chump I am? What pathetic dipshit making a fuss over her. My guess is drugs are 75% of the reason they go in the business. Debts and severe money issues about 20. And sex addiction or attention, just to meet guys. 5. We've all been with one of those CMTs who thinks she is a tantra goddess but her real agenda is to put beads up our ass and collect or semen samples for souvenirs.

[QUOTE=BadAz Mofo;1848198]Some old timers may remember Velvet Woman from HoH, she was the first visitor I entertained at home.[/QUOTE]Heh, she was the ONLY one I've ever had over (what a way to wake up, have her "sneak in" and.).

Oh the mammaries / memories!

But yeah, I don't see that happening again.

Update for all UTR mongers I referred.

For those of you that don't know how this works, UTR generally means that the girl has a life and a family and does not have time for bullshit. I told everyone that she can be hard to get hold of, but is worth it in the end. What did you think that meant? Why would any level headed monger proceed to contact her 50 times a week when she doesn't respond quick enough? What are you thinking dude?

My referral is real. No doubt about that. I took a chance in giving away information on one of my ATF girls to help her out. Boy, what a mistake.

Dude, you know who you are. You are not being cool. Stop calling her and texting her 5-6 times every two hours. Stop calling her and threatening her every fucken day. Stop hollering at her and calling her nasty names.

I am sorry that this didn't work out for you, but you are not very smooth in the way you are handling this.

Guys like you scare the shit out of women. Please delete her info and stop making me look bad in the process.

Thanks!

S.

[QUOTE=Stevemilw67; 1838511]Have a friend that is experienced in the hobby, but has been UTR for some time. One of my favorite rides to be sure. Wanted to keep her all to myself, but times are tough. So, I am forced to share boo hoo!

"Sarah" is her name. Brunette, huge titties, thick body, very well put together. Not a spinner. Ass and titty men will be mesmerized. Tons of fun and a sweetheart to boot.

Will share her info ONLY with trusted SENIORS that are interested in treating her right. PM for details. Please no newbies.

S.[/QUOTE]