Massage Parlor Reports

Went to the VIP Spa on 535 today. You'll know when you see it as it has a big "Grand Opening" sign over the door that has been there for many months. Saw a young little hard body named Cocoa. She has been there about a month. Great deep tissue massage. She has an interesting new technique I've never seen just before the flip. She brings your knee up next to you as you are laying face down which sort of forms the number 4 with your legs (I think we have all experienced that before). But then she elevates that leg with a towel under the knee totally exposing the boys and really knows how to work it. I was ready to explode before the flip. Never had that done before.

On the flip she works you way too fast for the quick finish. Plenty of roaming hands allowed, but I didn't last long enough to see whether there were any further opportunities. She has an ass that you can crack an egg on and little A cups. I will repeat to see what else I can discover.

WOF

On Saturday, I tried to call NT and I kept getting the answering machine. Does this mean the are just to busy to answer the phone, or are they shut down. I had stopped by last Sunday and the girl came out and said come back in 45 min, so I said I would call ahead. Don't want to go all the way down there if the are closed. Any advice would be appreciated.

Young Jenny: Are you stupid or something?
Young Forrest: Momma says stupid is as stupid does.

Try reading the forum (just a little bit - like 2 posts down). Hank1111 posted the reason you may not have gotten an answer yesterday.

[QUOTE=Robert 35]Hey Fellas. First time poster. A buddy turned me on to this site a while ago, and I have to say, this is awesome. Keep up the good work.

Went to T Spa, which is near 50 and Orange Ave. Recently. A complete waste of time and money! $60 for hh. The lady who I thought would be the mamasan turned out to give the massage. I got over that pretty quickly, hoping that her skill would be commensurate with her age. It wasn't. Long story short, the massage itself was horrible. I did the usual song and dance to inquire about extras. Nothing. On the flip she rubbed me a little, tossed a bottle of lotion at me, and basically invited me to finish myself off. It was actually pretty disrespectful.[/QUOTE]

What she did wasn't disrespectful at all. With all the crap reviews T Spa has gotten on this site, you deserve for one of those rude hacks to tell you to clean your pipes yourself. Next time do just a little bit of research and you would never have encountered this problem.

[QUOTE=Pbwardy02]What she did wasn't disrespectful at all. With all the crap reviews T Spa has gotten on this site, you deserve for one of those rude hacks to tell you to clean your pipes yourself. Next time do just a little bit of research and you would never have encountered this problem.[/QUOTE]

Dude, this guy is a first-time poster. He's still very new to the game. Cut him some slack, we need as many eyes out there as we can get.

I, for one, welcome Robert to our forum and look forward to reading (hopefully) many more reports from him. That is, if you haven't chased him away allready.

Robert, welcome to the forum and take what this guy said with a grain of salt. There are many decent mongers and providers on here. You will discover who they are as you realize how we can help you.

Don't think this is a new bust...

"[asian name] and [asian name] were arrested last September at Natural Therapies, an Orlando massage parlor. Undercover agents from [a famous Orlando task force] conducted an undercover sting and arrested the two for prostitution."

...but only after one agent grabbed him a little some-some!


[QUOTE=Hank1111]I guess MIB is at it again.

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[QUOTE=Vino 7373]Dude, this guy is a first-time poster. He's still very new to the game. Cut him some slack, we need as many eyes out there as we can get.

I, for one, welcome Robert to our forum and look forward to reading (hopefully) many more reports from him. That is, if you haven't chased him away allready.

Robert, welcome to the forum and take what this guy said with a grain of salt. There are many decent mongers and providers on here. You will discover who they are as you realize how we can help you.[/QUOTE]
Vino,
You are cool and make a lot of solid contributions to this forum, so I respect your point of view. I did not make the post in question, but I do share some of the frustration. New guys come here and are too lazy to do a little research on their own and expect us to do it for them. Robert was different in that at least he made a report of his experience.

I will put a "how to search the forum" post up in a few days. I was going to put it in the FAQ and General thread, but maybe someone has another suggestion.

Although some seniors may not like newbies doing reviews on what they already know, or on what may be obvious to them. I didn't realize this was the same place.

I want more reviews, not less. Including those repeating that one place is bad. Which will hopefully warn off fellow hobbyists and improve the business of better providers.

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]Vino,
You are cool and make a lot of solid contributions to this forum, so I respect your point of view. I did not make the post in question, but I do share some of the frustration. New guys come here and are too lazy to do a little research on their own and expect us to do it for them. Robert was different in that at least he made a report of his experience.

I will put a "how to search the forum" post up in a few days. I was going to put it in the FAQ and General thread, but maybe someone has another suggestion.[/QUOTE]

I've sent PMs to a few guys here, explaining how to do a search. I think a clear, concise explaination of how to perform searches is a good idea.

Haha just saw on craigslist in the business section that Serenity Spa is for sale just 60K heck might save some monger money if they bought the whole darn place. Bet the owner gets extras!

[QUOTE=Vino 7373]Dude, this guy is a first-time poster. He's still very new to the game. Cut him some slack, we need as many eyes out there as we can get.

I, for one, welcome Robert to our forum and look forward to reading (hopefully) many more reports from him. That is, if you haven't chased him away allready.

Robert, welcome to the forum and take what this guy said with a grain of salt. There are many decent mongers and providers on here. You will discover who they are as you realize how we can help you.[/QUOTE]

Your statement is accurate, with the exception of 'T-Spa' and 'Body Delight by Heather'. If you get burned by either of those two, you deserve it because those two are arguably the worst 'massage' experiences you will find in the greater Orlando area and if you do the most basic of research should know this.

Newbe or not, the 'search' function is a basic tool that we should all be able to use. While it is important that new posters contribute, falling prey and spending your money on shit providers that have been thoroughly discussed and vetted is nothing but your own fault. I should have been more tactful perhaps with my choice of words, and your point is well taken.

My main point was not so much to make fun of this newbe, but to let him and all new posters know that the 'search' function is a very powerful tool. The fact anyone is spending money on 'T-Spa' and that those jokers are able to make rent money does upset me though.

I drove by ToA 1 yesterday and they were locked up with no signs of life. I hope that they did not close down for good.

It is definitely a great place to visit. Be safe.

[QUOTE=Robert 35]Hey Fellas. First time poster. A buddy turned me on to this site a while ago, and I have to say, this is awesome. Keep up the good work.

Went to T Spa, which is near 50 and Orange Ave. Recently. A complete waste of time and money! $60 for hh. The lady who I thought would be the mamasan turned out to give the massage. I got over that pretty quickly, hoping that her skill would be commensurate with her age. It wasn't. Long story short, the massage itself was horrible. I did the usual song and dance to inquire about extras. Nothing. On the flip she rubbed me a little, tossed a bottle of lotion at me, and basically invited me to finish myself off. It was actually pretty disrespectful.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Pbwardy02]What she did wasn't disrespectful at all. With all the crap reviews T Spa has gotten on this site, you deserve for one of those rude hacks to tell you to clean your pipes yourself. Next time do just a little bit of research and you would never have encountered this problem.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Exec Talent]Vino,

. . . but I share the frustration. New guys come here and are too lazy to do a little research on their own and expect us to do it for them.

I will put a "how to search the forum" post up in a few days. I was going to put it in the FAQ and General thread, but maybe someone has another suggestion.[/QUOTE]I have a suggestion for Hack Talent and Pbwardy, you two come back to the real world and stop trying to set rules and tell new posters how to post.

Robert made a report, he did what we ask newbies to do, make a report before asking questions. There is no rule or etiquette that anyone has to research the forum before reporting on a place. Both of you guys post tons of bullshit and nobody tells you to research the web or the forum. You are setting yourselves up. Now you will have to prove that your reports are both true and have not been posted differently. It'll be interesting to apply that rule to you Hack, O would-be king of the forum.

News for you Hack

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]I drove by ToA 1 yesterday and they were locked up with no signs of life. I hope that they did not close down for good.

It is definitely a great place to visit. Be safe.[/QUOTE]To a owner opened new place today on South OBT in Southchase by LA Fitness.

I think it was called Green Dragon.

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