The Rat Trap

Been going there for 15 years. There's nothing like it. Actually there are 2 of them- I will describe both. Trapeze Fort Lauderdale is actually in the city of Tamarac. It's located in a strip mall. At this point it would be best to describe the various type of lifestyle clubs. There are 4 types. Residential and commercial. On-premise and off-premise. Residential is somebody's house, commercial is in a business environment. Residential is almost always on-premise (meaning you can have sex there). Commercial clubs can be on or off premise. If it's off premise- then you meet there, socialize till you meet another couple and then go home or to a hotel. Trapeze is commercial on-premise. The ultimate. We usually get there around 10:00 and the valet parks the car. The girls wear extremely sheer outfits with their nipples poking thru, so valet is a must as it's only 10 ft. To the door. It's around $ 70 to get in plus a membership fee of $ 50. Single males (like the nerds on this site) pay twice that. You go in get some drinks, they serve dinner at the buffet (usually good) then visit the sunken dance floor and listen to the DJ and watch videos. By midnite it's time to go to the back. An attendant takes you to a locker and you deposit your clothes and are issued a towel. The back is divided in to 2 parts single men (nerds) to the left -couples to the right. Trapeze is a very upscale club and only the finest materials are employed. There's mirrors everywhere -even on the ceiling and the beds are 50 ft. Long. To Be Continued.

[QUOTE=VerySlowly;2564399]Your starting to sound like a nasty prick! Attacking members who are questioning you and you claim to have been to over 2000 swingers clubs, that's the equivalent of going to one everyday for over 5 yrs, since they aren't open everyday the claim is way over on the are / H side on the bullshit meter.

You're starting to sound a lot like Chris 5 so be prepared to get your ass slapped by the adm. Or you could tone it down and realize you didn't invent sex!

VS.[/QUOTE]I meant to say- we've been to various swingers clubs 2000 times. Sorry. By the way Deenies Hideaway was or is open 7 days a week for 20 years. Deenies is in Pompano. Also the Rooftop in Hollywood Fla is also open 7 days a week- has been for many years. I guess we all make mistakes. Once again sorry.

[QUOTE=MichaelCaffey;2560019]These forums are supposed to be about pussy. Where to get it. How to get it. Will it be worth it.

No one cares which one of you thinks he has a bigger dick, regardless of your post count. If you have such hard-ons for one another, please PM to arrange an intimate encounter and leave the rest of us out of it.

Ignore (as in the forum tool) people you feel waste your time. Enjoy and make use of the info from the people you learn can be trusted (at least so far as their intel quality anyway).

Now back to our original getting laid programming; already in progress.[/QUOTE]Now back to our original getting laid programming, as everyone can see my progress- big time, it's about pussy, where to get it. How to get it. I make it worth it!

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2569228]Because a mystery handle writes something it becomes the Gospel truth? And the first thing I do do Luv is read ALL post history, even the thread it's on, the thread before and after. I know how to research pretty damn good.

Swags.[/QUOTE]Last I checked, my girl Jersey's handle was never a mystery. You on the other hand, have had quite a few. So now in this case, your "takes one to know one" theory does not apply. It doesn't take a genius to see that that the only drama between providers on this forum always starts with you. You live a pretty boring life, and it's clear to everyone here that you do this for attention. Attention seeking is a psychological condition, closely associated with addiction. Please get with the program and sell some pussy or move along. Aren't you ready for an AARP card and retirement anyhow?

I told Ace Deuce that I would behave and I am a woman of my word. It's gone on long enough. You don't like other providers, especially Paige. We get it. What are we in middle school? You call other providers out, but when shit gets too deep for you, you cry you're drowning and threaten with Uncle LEO? You're killing the minute bit of credibility you might still have.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2567506]But the photo of that SW hooker girl is from a while back (post4493). Oh wait an SW is now your girlfriend? Get your bullshit story str8! Now that's tension! I am sure you will have some lame ass excuse. And the douche in the sky keeps on turning.[/QUOTE]You're right it wasn't that I should have said last night (I was making the post late at night) I should have said night before last. As far as my girlfriend goes. I'll be glad to have her call you and she can answer all your questions. Just PM me and we'll set it up. Thanks once again- I'm sorry for the mistake. I hope your enjoying your day.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2569566]I lived in the USA where we have this thing called freedom of speech. You don't like what you read then don't fucking read it, smoke as that. No one is holding a gun to your head and making you. Why don't you focus more on getting your other site reviews up to par, I mean 2013 was long ago don't you think?

Swags.[/QUOTE]If you think that other site is the end all be all of reviews, you don't know this hobby as well as you think you do. But to be technical, there was a new review added last week. There are also recent reviews here as well as DC, AHB, IG's (that's not instagram). All you have received recently is from, well to put it in your very own words "mystery handles". I've been around long enough that people know who I am, they don't need to worry about drama or a hot and cold experience. It's one thing to get a review. It's another to have reviews that are authored by someone real. Any VIP on the other site can see that your most recent are one review wonders. Then again, there are members on this site who've never met you, yet you asked them to review you? Based upon what? A few new selfies? FOH. I'm done with you. Everyone here knows that you're a fraud. Go back to that oh so privileged life you USED to live. Oh, what's that? You burned your bridges there too? So while you're worried about Paige, and Jenna, and all the other providers and hobbyists here, we'll still be providing amazing dreams and creating opportunities for ACTUAL REAL REVIEWS.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2569727]Are you saying Jersey girl is Amsaysin. With all that education you have under your very large belt you should of comprehended that I was implying that just because a mystery handle with all his prior dreams yet no sharing with the board makeds it the Gospel truth? Particularly the part you saying by his review it was clear he has seen StankStuff several times? Hmmm, did you get all that from the opening act of " I had a sweet tooth so decided to call one of my ATF's that I've never reviewed before until today "? One would think a monger would share his first dream not come on with mentions of known SP with no reviews under his belt. What are on sugar?

Swags.[/QUOTE]Apparently you didn't comprehend, or read completely. I said Amaysin22 has reviewed Jersey, she responded and said.

[QUOTE=JerseyGirl;2453792]It was really nice seeing you again sweetie, I enjoy you so much, every time.[/QUOTE]One is not required to share every dream, remember that Freedom of Speech, you cited last post? Did you think that was a right that only applied to you? You're right. I have a very large belt, and you don't want me to take it off. So nice attempt to spin my post, I see watching all of that Fox News has finally paid off. What you posted was that Paige was the author of a fraudulent review. Then again, state some horseshit with this one:

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2568766]I should of waited for her to thank herself for "The kind words" lmao.

Swags.[/QUOTE]No one is blind, deaf, dumb or stupid on this forum, except yourself. You come on this forum and talk about irrelevant shit and start drama. Your wonderful "StripOgram / rugby player?? He realized you were bat shit crazy and kept it moving just like everyone else in your life. You're not better than anyone on this forum. The difference between you and I? I'm continuing my education. You claim you already have a degree earned in Gainesville, so why do you still suck dick for a living? Oh, because employers see through the acts of sanity? Again. Move along. Take your drama with you.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2569045]Been going there for 15 years. There's nothing like it. Actually there are 2 of them- I will describe both. Trapeze Fort Lauderdale is actually in the city of Tamarac. It's located in a strip mall. At this point it would be best to describe the various type of lifestyle clubs. There are 4 types. Residential and commercial. On-premise and off-premise. Residential is somebody's house, commercial is in a business environment. Residential is almost always on-premise (meaning you can have sex there). Commercial clubs can be on or off premise. If it's off premise- then you meet there, socialize till you meet another couple and then go home or to a hotel. Trapeze is commercial on-premise. The ultimate. We usually get there around 10:00 and the valet parks the car. The girls wear extremely sheer outfits with their nipples poking thru, so valet is a must as it's only 10 ft. To the door. It's around $ 70 to get in plus a membership fee of $ 50. Single males (like the nerds on this site) pay twice that. You go in get some drinks, they serve dinner at the buffet (usually good) then visit the sunken dance floor and listen to the DJ and watch videos. By midnite it's time to go to the back. An attendant takes you to a locker and you deposit your clothes and are issued a towel. The back is divided in to 2 parts single men (nerds) to the left -couples to the right. Trapeze is a very upscale club and only the finest materials are employed. There's mirrors everywhere -even on the ceiling and the beds are 50 ft. Long. To Be Continued.[/QUOTE]There are many strategies to operating in a swingers club: each club is different- the Rooftop is different from Miami Velvet, Velvet is different from Deenie's, Deenies is different from Secrets, etc. Trapeze has the most variety. Some couples use the Venus Flytrap strategy- they just lay there and wait for someone to come along. We call them the Homesteaders. Then there are the Wallflowers -they stand up against the wall and wait for you to make the first move. Then there are the Fall-in-lovers, they stay at the bar and try to talk you into swapping. There are many others too numerous to list. We prefer the speed dating strategy, because Trapeze is designed for it. Let me explain. Well wait- first things first. People in the lifestyle are categorized several different ways. Hard-swap, soft-swap and towel-sharks. Hard swap means boy- girl, boy- girl. Soft swap means girl-girl. And towel sharks are the single males (like the nerds in rat patrol.) Like I said the beds are 50' long, so you troll along looking at the couples displaying on the beds, (displaying means the female is stroking her man while watching to see who comes by). Now here is the key. To Be Continued.