Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MagicQ;6803298]Saw a couple of new posts on RM Redmond for pacific and Victoria spa. Anyone have RM to give quick lowdown?[/QUOTE]Posted 2. 14 this year but the visit was from December 2023. Another one was from 2021. So no new reviews. 3 out of 5 star, 4 total reviews. Hard pass for me but.

"went in for a 90 minute massage cause I heard this was non-erotic and I did want some pain relief. Had to wait 20 minutes cause they had just gotten slammed. Agreed, got a nice shiatsu backwalking massage for first 20 minutes then full back for another 20-30 ins and then flipped to front. There was some slightly flirty touching but not like in full erotic joints. On the front flip (only drapping was a thin sheet BTW) she pulls the sheet down to my waist and also off the legs so that sheet in only covering my junk and nothing else. While massage was not erotic it was very sensual and and I was totally hard. As she worked here hands closer to my junk at one point I just busted a nut into the sheet.

I put as recommended cause, while not for everyone here, I actually like this cause I gat a more then halfway decent massage but also was sensual enough that if your sensitive like I am it totally made me cum. The only down side was that on paying the bill before leaving she requested cash and then also not so subtly demanded more for the tip. I find that really rude and off putting but I'll probably go gack sometime. Maybe."

[QUOTE=MagicQ;6803298]Saw a couple of new posts on RM Redmond for pacific and Victoria spa. Anyone have RM to give quick lowdown?[/QUOTE]Sorry, found it with advanced search.

"Massage Parlor Details:

Only downside for me is that she would not undress, so I was only able to feel her snatch OTC. Her tits are pretty small but still feel full if that makes sense.

More details".

Started with a covered massage for 5-10 minutes. Cover came off and oil massage started. Was a decent massage, I would say average. Once she started on the legs there were a few grazes and I was anticipating the flip. She did do a little light touch and reach under then got the pillow.

On the flip, no haggling, just commenting on how she liked my member then got some oil and started. After a minute or so the next thing I know is there was a finger inserted and I liked it. Did not take long after that. She worked everything out and then did a nice clean up. It was one of the better ones I have gotten. ".

COMMENT from the RB.

"yampca:02.21 2024.

Fake! Just like his other review. May has not been there since November".

Thanks for the info, bummer it's fake though expected. Anything on pacific spa review?

[QUOTE=Flyinggolfball;6803583]Sorry, found it with advanced search.

"Massage Parlor Details:

Only downside for me is that she would not undress, so I was only able to feel her snatch OTC. Her tits are pretty small but still feel full if that makes sense.

More details".

Started with a covered massage for 5-10 minutes. Cover came off and oil massage started. Was a decent massage, I would say average. Once she started on the legs there were a few grazes and I was anticipating the flip. She did do a little light touch and reach under then got the pillow.

On the flip, no haggling, just commenting on how she liked my member then got some oil and started. After a minute or so the next thing I know is there was a finger inserted and I liked it. Did not take long after that. She worked everything out and then did a nice clean up. It was one of the better ones I have gotten. ".

COMMENT from the RB.

"yampca:02.21 2024.

Fake! Just like his other review. May has not been there since November".[/QUOTE]

Diva, if nothing else, offers variety. I called the phone number to ask who was on duty. MMS figured out which of her 10 burners was ringing and processed my inventory request:

"One hispanic girl one asian girl one white girl all very beautiful you go be very happy. "Challenge accepted.

I drew Columbian bombshell "Ivanka"; 30 ish, enormous gravity-defying MMs and the kind of ass the youngsters go crazy for these days.

When I entered the airlock, she was there discharging her previous patient. Note: this was the 2nd time in a row that I've had to do a blind-side spinning shame-shuffle with a head-fake into the paint to avoid the foul. Shameless Shakira waved me in like she was just selling snowcones at Sea-fair.

Now, you'd think they'd go to the bullpen for a reliever in this situation-send the starter to the locker room for an ice bath or something. The room hadn't even been cleaned up yet-I went into a skid when I hit a wet spot. I shit you not. I went for it anyway because I'm a deviant cluck.

Paid the standard tax up front and got comfortable. And that was the high point of the visit.

The details are unimportant and would be unkind, but I'll say this much; her ample back meat proved to function much like seismic dampers in an office tower. No matter how much it was shaking at ground level, you could cut a diamond in the penthouse. The real issue was that she couldn't hide how much she wanted to get it over with. She's either overworked or in the wrong profession.

She started paying attention when I told her to just forget it. She couldn't understand-literally couldn't understand English beyond what was in the "English for Party Girls" manual. I tried to use the translator app but she didn't seem to understand that either. I wanted to tell her (in a kind way) that if a patient walks out of there feeling any less virile than Billy Bob Thornton did back when Angelina Jolie was wearing a vial of his blood around her neck, you failed.

I did have a 10 out of 5 star experience in Tacoma today. More on that in a day or two.

[QUOTE=MagicQ;6803979]Thanks for the info, bummer it's fake though expected. Anything on pacific spa review?[/QUOTE]Sorry for the mix up. First one was pacific.

[QUOTE=Thefourtwo5;6799816]Met at the entry by Jenny. 40's short, slim, attractive, pretty smile. She was wearing a skimpy school girl outfit, white blouse, short blue skirt. Said she could only accommodate hhr. Started with a decent rub with very nice teasing right before the flip. She was gliding her fingers over my asshole while reaching under me playing with my cock and balls. That was great but it didn't last long enough. On the flip I requested FS. Jenny got naked. She has a good firm body, natural B cups. She climbed up on the table and kissed her way down to my cock. Started lightly licking my balls, up and down the shaft then took me BBBJ. She gives great head, I almost popped right there but stopped her. We got off of the table. She slipped a cover on and stepped in front of me, propping one knee up on the table, one leg standing. She guided me inside of her. We stayed in this position the entire time as we started working a really good rhythm with her pushing back on me as I trusted in. It was fantastic. Got my water, some candy and a punch card to rack up a free house fee. $$ damage.[/QUOTE]I love short slim gals. Possible she does DFK? Might have to try it out. Its between this and Cici.

[QUOTE=MassagedGuy;6804463]I love short slim gals. Possible she does DFK? Might have to try it out. Its between this and Cici.[/QUOTE]Any chance this is Anna from Vivi massage in Kenmore.

Hello fellow mongers, greetings from the bay area! Been reminiscing about the old days and remembered Angela of DDS / Orchid / weird Greenwood place fame.

I had lost my old phone and not having saved her number I lost that too. Last I talked to her, a year back, she said she was moving down to California.

Anybody know what she's upto these days?

[QUOTE=BrownChocolate;6805134]Hello fellow mongers, greetings from the bay area! Been reminiscing about the old days and remembered Angela of DDS / Orchid / weird Greenwood place fame.

I had lost my old phone and not having saved her number I lost that too. Last I talked to her, a year back, she said she was moving down to California.

Anybody know what she's upto these days?[/QUOTE]Look up "Sophia". She's still around I've enjoyed her a few times.

Does anyone have wechat or any info about Mia who was at Rainbow Health until Summer last year? She was my favorite, both for massage and HE.

[QUOTE=Justice2001;6800825]Saw the whole staff pretty much. Older and none attractive. Massage was nothing to write home about either. Anyone know where to get a couples massage that's has an attractive staff? Legit only but with teasing is a plus.[/QUOTE]Jasmine Spa on University Way has a nice couples room and both providers there are good looking. Mandy / Annie is mid 40's and Helen is in her 20's. It's a HE place but they're happy to withhold the extra or dial it bac. Most importantly they're both very good masseuses.

[QUOTE=MassagedGuy;6804463]I love short slim gals. Possible she does DFK? Might have to try it out. Its between this and Cici.[/QUOTE]We kissed, no tongue and she initiated the pecks every time. I bet there's dfk when I return.

[QUOTE=Peet0115;6804630]Any chance this is Anna from Vivi massage in Kenmore.[/QUOTE]I've never been to Vivi. Go check her out.

I brought that dry spell to a close today when I stopped by. Like always she's a sweetheart. Also like always I have her a strong massage first with a little teasing here or there. On the flip after I worked her legs and arms I got around to a good session of DATY where it appeared she popped twice. Let her catch her breath a bit and she got into a CBJ then climbed up where she may have popped again before I couldn't hold out any more. Took a quick shower then she gave me a nice head massage. Great time. Thanks Candy!

If you haven't seen Candy yet, you don't have much time left. She will only be here for a few 2 days. Don't miss out. She is awesome.

[QUOTE=StevenAA;6799155]Lina:

Looks-7. 5, cute, perky, energetic.

She is built nicely, really great tits.

I would put her age at 32.

I believe a second visit would deliver a more GFE experience, not sure though.

No DFK, light kiss is about it.[/QUOTE]She was always a good time! Her kisses on the cheek and whispers will be missed. She had a great little ass too! It's a pity that she is leaving.

So the report a month or two ago of Junhilan video recording a appointment and trying to blackmail the client didn't scare anyone off? I'd be concerned and self conscious the whole time they critic my stamina or cock size.

[QUOTE=CertifiedLyfe;6806580]She was always a good time! Her kisses on the cheek and whispers will be missed. She had a great little ass too! It's a pity that she is leaving.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LorenDaiz;6807156]So the report a month or two ago of Junhilan video recording a appointment and trying to blackmail the client didn't scare anyone off?[/QUOTE]I think you have to assume that any and all providers would happily blackmail you if it made them another twenty bucks and they thought they could get away with it. Given that a bunch of escort agencies in Seattle basically handed their Little Black Books to the cops back in the day I wouldn't be surprised at anything they'd do to you.

Not at all surprised they would try. Surprised people continue to go and put themselves in that situation knowing they try.

[QUOTE=MarkoRamius;6807219]I think you have to assume that any and all providers would happily blackmail you if it made them another twenty bucks and they thought they could get away with it. Given that a bunch of escort agencies in Seattle basically handed their Little Black Books to the cops back in the day I wouldn't be surprised at anything they'd do to you.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LorenDaiz;6807156]So the report a month or two ago of Junhilan video recording a appointment and trying to blackmail the client didn't scare anyone off?[/QUOTE]When in doubt, I check the source's previous posts. If they are all only touting various massage parlors (no posts asking questions or answering other members' questions, etc), then I assume they're a shill for the parlor and ignore the content until it's verified from a trusted member here.

Years ago I used to work near China Harbor and the famously crazy Lisa was there. Now I know she's long gone and I believe Red Rose was closed for a while, but I also believe it's been open for a while now as a whole new operation.

What's it like now? Are extras still an option? How's service? How's the staff appearance? I've always remained curious about it as I pass by occasionally. Is it worth a shot or somewhere to avoid?

Thanks for the info.

Just wondered about this place, and are these places like strip mall, or offer outcall? Thanks in advance.

PB.

[URL]https://massage.eros.com/washington/seattle/files/3721548.htm?cat=83[/URL]

[QUOTE=TomFooleryXXX;6807598]Years ago I used to work near China Harbor and the famously crazy Lisa was there. Now I know she's long gone and I believe Red Rose was closed for a while, but I also believe it's been open for a while now as a whole new operation.

What's it like now? Are extras still an option? How's service? How's the staff appearance? I've always remained curious about it as I pass by occasionally. Is it worth a shot or somewhere to avoid?

Thanks for the info.[/QUOTE]I've never been, but it looks like they have a couple of recent posts on Rub Maps. They are also open to 10 pm or later, so that's a good sign. From using the "Advanced Search" on RM, seems like it might be a HJ place only? Hopefully you can give it a try and let us know. I tend to help guys that help out the community with good info. Stay safe!

[QUOTE=PatrickBateman;6807897]Just wondered about this place, and are these places like strip mall, or offer outcall? Thanks in advance.

PB.

[URL]https://massage.eros.com/washington/seattle/files/3721548.htm?cat=83[/URL][/QUOTE]Both of those phone numbers search results lead to the two Magnolia spas, Renton and Burien respectively.

[QUOTE=PatrickBateman;6807897]Just wondered about this place, and are these places like strip mall, or offer outcall? Thanks in advance.

PB.

[URL]https://massage.eros.com/washington/seattle/files/3721548.htm?cat=83[/URL][/QUOTE]Google the phone number. Looks like a standard incall AMP:

[URL]https://us.escortsaffair.com/seattle/detail/63aaed7680612a71e7fd0177[/URL]

[QUOTE=Efurufe;6807381]When in doubt, I check the source's previous posts. If they are all only touting various massage parlors (no posts asking questions or answering other members' questions, etc), then I assume they're a shill for the parlor and ignore the content until it's verified from a trusted member here.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LorenDaiz;6807156]So the report a month or two ago of Junhilan video recording a appointment and trying to blackmail the client didn't scare anyone off? I'd be concerned and self conscious the whole time they critic my stamina or cock size.[/QUOTE]If I recall correctly, the post about videotaping and blackmail differed markedly from the OP's first note about Junhilan. I think that initial post was VERY positive, an obvious advertisement from an owner or somebody else expecting financial benefits. But the Admin caught wind of it, modified the post in a hilarious switch-up, and made it sticky.

In general, I'm suspicious of posts that are too glowing or that come from regular members who only have a couple of generic posts. I place more stock in posts from senior members.

[QUOTE=Efurufe;6808030]Google the phone number. Looks like a standard incall AMP:

[URL]https://us.escortsaffair.com/seattle/detail/63aaed7680612a71e7fd0177[/URL][/QUOTE]I've never seen that page escortsaffair before. I'd bet that almost every ad that's not an AMP is fake. All the girls are gorgeous all have professional photographers all do bare and geek. Right. LOL every tried any?

I was just checking and got to know that Oyo Blossom spa. Does anyone know where did their last massage girl go?

[QUOTE=ShogunHua;6808008]I've never been, but it looks like they have a couple of recent posts on Rub Maps. They are also open to 10 pm or later, so that's a good sign. From using the "Advanced Search" on RM, seems like it might be a HJ place only? Hopefully you can give it a try and let us know. I tend to help guys that help out the community with good info. Stay safe![/QUOTE]This place is a trip! Walking upstairs there I feel like I'm in some David Lynch film. Which is fun but also a bit creepy. If it weren't for my first trip there I don't think I'd have gone back. I drew a Chinese girl, barely 5' tall and slender. The massage lasted no more than 2 minutes and no tease. On the flip she grabbed my cock and balls and started milking like a pro. Agreed to $. 4 on top of the. 6 house fee. She started sucking and immediately felt a kinky vibe off her. I started finger banging her with one hand and pulling her hair with my other hand. I quickly learned she had no gag reflex. Long story short but she is the only AMP provider I have ever straight up skullfucked. She put a hat on and I railed her deep in every position I wanted. There was no attempt to be quiet on either our parts. As I got ready to blow I got her on her knees, pulled off the rubber and shoved my dick down her throat. I came hard and she swallowed every drop as she started straight in my eyes smiling. She then pushed me onto the tiny bed and cuddled, thanking me profusely. It was some straight up porn film stuff! Not only did I not want to leave, I wanted to take her home with me.

I went back a week later, but she was gone. Got a full massage and on the flip only HE was available. She said the mamasan got mad the other girls were doing more and they got fired. I didn't believe her, but she made it clear nothing else was available.

I've gone back a few times since. Always hit and miss with quality of providers. FS has always been available since. I kinda hate the place but keep hoping my slutty little unicorn will return. I got a text the other day from them. Must be from some group as they don’t have my number. Said there was a new young girl working. Might have to go see when I’m in town

[QUOTE=BananaBandit;6809073] I drew a Chinese girl, barely 5' tall and slender. [/QUOTE]Was it Bobo by any chance?

[QUOTE=Original703;6808082]If I recall correctly, the post about videotaping and blackmail differed markedly from the OP's first note about Junhilan. I think that initial post was VERY positive, an obvious advertisement from an owner or somebody else expecting financial benefits. But the Admin caught wind of it, modified the post in a hilarious switch-up, and made it sticky.

In general, I'm suspicious of posts that are too glowing or that come from regular members who only have a couple of generic posts. I place more stock in posts from senior members.[/QUOTE]Yes, you are remembering correctly.

Went based on a reco from here that both providers are good masseuses.

Standard house fee + .6.

Saw Mandy, it wasn't very therapeutic which I often like, but reasonably don't expect from an AMP. It was good from the "sensual" standpoint and relative to many AMPs. Decent ending. Asked Mandy about extras, she said "she didn't. Someone else there certainly does as one of you came in, had a not very quiet "massage" next door, and then left in a fairly quick visit.

All in all, I'd give it a 3.5/5. I left feeling relaxed, mission accomplished, but it wasn't anything special.

If anyone has other AMP recommendations that match some of the solid (but pricier) TNA providers, I'm all ears. Not looking for FS. It feels like the options are AMPs for decent enough & cheaper, or TNA providers for double the cost but only a partially better experience.

CL post.

[URL]https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/hws/d/seattle-hi-im-lora-im-here-to-provide/7722426118.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=WaRubMonger;6809944]CL post.

[URL]https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/hws/d/seattle-hi-im-lora-im-here-to-provide/7722426118.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Flagged for removal. That didn't take long.

[QUOTE=ScotchYoke;6809956]Flagged for removal. That didn't take long.[/QUOTE]No phone was listed but pretty clear what was available.

[QUOTE=WaRubMonger;6809983]No phone was listed but pretty clear what was available.[/QUOTE]Similar post across the country at the same time, wouldn't get your hopes up [URL]https://philadelphia.craigslist.org/hws/d/philadelphia-hi-im-kelly-im-here-to/7722425367.html[/URL].

[QUOTE=WaRubMonger;6809983]No phone was listed but pretty clear what was available.[/QUOTE]Wish I could have seen it before it got taken down.

[QUOTE=KnoxNenters;6797110]If you don't know already, WeChat is your next-level step in AMP-ing. When you enjoy a provider, you connect with them on WeChat, then text them to find out where they are when you want to see them. Sure, many move out of the region, but most don't, and just rotate across a few spas every month or so.

Pro tip: you can register for WeChat with your real number (required, no burner text apps work), then switch your number after you're registered to your burner #.

Be aware, you need to be authenticated by a Chinese citizen to get registered, and they are only (usually) allowed to authenticate one person per day.

Every time I pull it up, the providers do not hesitate to provide their contact info. It's essentially a Facebook for China, but also associated with dating / fucking around. Like Snapchat, but not actually like Snapchat. Just saying that's how it's viewed.[/QUOTE]I find the auto translate feature useful. They can text you in Chinese and their text will automatically translate their message into English.

It is very useful when traveling in China. Sometimes the Chinese Security Service will block certain features of other platforms.

Another useful feature is being able to connect with them either by voice or video, whether they are in China or elsewhere. You bypass cellphone charges.

There's a new place called Lisa Massage at 140th and Aurora. That building was a funeral home until recently. I'm fascinated and terrified to check it out and see what they did with the place. I assume as a funeral parlor they had small "viewing rooms" that you would go in to see your dead loved one in their casket. They would make perfect little private rooms for a massage.

I'm a little too weirded out to go try it, but I'm really curious to read your reports.

[QUOTE=PoonHunter2;6810381]There's a new place called Lisa Massage at 140th and Aurora. That building was a funeral home until recently. I'm fascinated and terrified to check it out and see what they did with the place. I assume as a funeral parlor they had small "viewing rooms" that you would go in to see your dead loved one in their casket. They would make perfect little private rooms for a massage.

I'm a little too weirded out to go try it, but I'm really curious to read your reports.[/QUOTE]Visiting the place should be fine. As long as you have privacy, reasonable cleanliness and a roof that keeps the rain off your head, it doesn't matter what happened within the walls of the building previously. There's even a place in Federal Way where you can get a massage in an old bank vault.

[QUOTE=PoonHunter2;6810381]There's a new place called Lisa Massage at 140th and Aurora. That building was a funeral home until recently. I'm fascinated and terrified to check it out and see what they did with the place. I assume as a funeral parlor they had small "viewing rooms" that you would go in to see your dead loved one in their casket. They would make perfect little private rooms for a massage.

I'm a little too weirded out to go try it, but I'm really curious to read your reports.[/QUOTE].

Great bar in former funeral home. Previously called The Pine Box.