My favorite of the three crazy Heathers
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Had a dream I went to visit this lady. Found her place easily enough near Winter Park. The inside is like a yoga studio with back rooms for massage. I guess she works with others. Anyway got undressed and I layed down on the table. She came back in and started with the massage. Pretty cool girl, conversation was good. Did not get close enough to my happy spots though. The massage was good but I was wanting a nice exit. She did get up on the table though and stretched me out which was pretty cool. I attempted to hold on to her backside but she dodged my hand like some matrix stuff. Good Massage. No fun. May repeat if there is something else offered. She is pretty hott though. Nice slim ginger, nice ass. Anyone else have a good dream about her?
Thanks.
Mfan2020.[/QUOTE]Welcome to the board. RTFF. Which stands for read the fucking forum. She is a classic and has always treated me right but to say she is batshit crazy is total understatement. There are three girls who go by name of Heather (sometimes four but lets keep it to three for now). One is a fat pig in Wp who advertises the same picture and same caption everytime and claims to be something she is not. I once paid her twenty dollars so I could cancel and appoinment with her. Then there is Heather who used to be in WP (two dif locations) and is now in Oviedo / Winter Springs. She always advertises same photo. (pretty face shot no real smile) I have always had fun with her but she is so disinterested it is hard to tell whether she is awake or alive during the session. No change of expression, very mechanical finish, good value IMHO (meaning cheap and all business no conversation). Then there is Yoga Heather. Like I said she has always done me right but she goes from man-hating to we need to go get drinks sometime, to I am not a working girl (but last time you kind of did whorey things). She is very pretty. Like Scotch she is an aquired taste. Like Scotch the first few sips are very bitter. But after a while she settles in on you and you get a pretty good buzz. Too much and you run out of money. That is the tale of three Heathers. Welcome to the board! -- Dog.
AGG is playing it safe it seems.
Well, I had my first bad experience at an AMP. I scheduled an appointment at AGG with Susan, whom I saw last time and had a great time with. I made sure she was there because last time they said she was on vacation after I called and came in. So I walk in and ask for Susan and mamasan says yes. I ask about the Backpage .5 special which was probably my first mistake. I pay the fee, get to the room and disrobe. Susan pops her head in and I talk to her a bit and tell her to come in. She remembers me but says she has a client. I'm thinking "Shit. Well I paid cover, might as well get something out of it." So a new girl comes in. Joyce is her name and she's kind of cute. She's only been there a week. I notice she has a tattoo so I try to talk to her about it and that goes nowhere. I lay down and she covers me whole. We start the massage and I make small conversation and that goes nowhere. I try to touch and she moves no matter where she's at. She uncovers me for a bit and does some ass work but nothing happens. Doesn't touch the boys or anything. I didn't even get a freaking flip. All back, leg and ass work. I heard someone at the door and Joyce covered me fully really fast. Total damage, .7. I gave a 20 because she's new and the massage was actually good. First time someone asked about a tip.
I tried every trick I knew, touching, sounds, talking, movements, lying the tip out and it was all for naught. The bust must have these places spooked really bad. So needless to say I may not be back at all. I debating giving it one more shot since Susan remembered me and this girl was brand spanking new. But it won't be anytime soon.
Probably should of bailed when I saw the 5-0 drive by on 192. Luckily I was walking towards the place but wasn't near it when I spotted him.
Hello Brother OtownJbird. I Will Try to Assist You.
[QUOTE=OtownJbird;2080149]I know I'm repeating, but.
Any more suggestions as to where to get Russian massage?
Never really had any luck with the other suggestions.
Thanks otjb.[/QUOTE]Not sure if you are seeking massage gals that do Russian or Rub gals that do Russian. I will try to assist you, my good brother.
Every Rub gal WILL give you Russian. Of course, they will charge you extra but you will find relief. Some LMT's will give you Russian "relief" (shit, I almost said "roulette", LOL). Though LMT's are usually hit and miss because they are operating under a professional license and some of them do not offer more than a standard HE. I, and others here on the Board, have reviewed hundreds of Rub Gals / LMT's and there is no shortage of providers to help you blow your load all over their semen oozing breasts. I would submit, however, that the more an LMT does for you, the more you will have to pay her. Ultimately, she may end up costing you just as much for "Russian" as an incall Rub gal, plus or minus "A Fistful of Dollars" (I had to throw in the Clint Eastwood movie theme here. LOL).
PM me if you need Intel on a specific provider.
Good luck, brother.
JaguarXF.
Sounds Like You Saw Kerri-Morgan, Brother Ukie.
[QUOTE=Ukieman;2080548]I was trying to get an appointment with Luxsa a couple of weeks and was unable to reach them on the phone.
Being in the area and needing some "relief", I decided to try PAS.
I have to say, it was a mixed bag...
The office building made me a little uncomfortable as I walked in.
First of all passed a screaming baby and mother on the elevator.
When I got to their office, the door was locked (which is fine) the only problem was there were a couple of people in the lobby including a girl vacuuming and I had to call to gain entrance to PAS.
When I got in I met I believe it was Kerri, and paid for 30 minutes, 1st mistake, Guys go for the 60 minutes.
Also, don't believe the "Flat-Rate" . The are may "upgrades" available.
I have to say it was not the best session that I have ever had.
However, I will say that it was possibly the most fun session that I have had in a very long time.
For the coin, not sure if I will repeat...
Be Safe,
Ukieman.[/QUOTE]Brother Ukie. Kerri is a fun loving gal. I, as well as other gentlemen on the Board, have know her for many years. She is a real treat to be with and has a genuine personality. Kerri is the real deal and she knows how to treat a man. Indeed, most if not all Rub spas have upselling. That is the way it is in this biz. No getting around it. Many reviews have been written about PAS. It can be a totally ball draining experience any time you go there. I have had several PSE threesomes at PAS over the past year and I have fucked everything else at PAS that had a pulse.
Yes, it can be expensive, but, it is certainly worth it. The same paradigm applies to I-8, Venus, Luxsa, MBS and Essence Spa, LLC.
JaguarXF.
Nice Work, Brother Sex Xes. Yet Another ReasonThe Jag Perfers Latina and Amercan Gals
[QUOTE=SexXes;2080906]Stopped by Seiwa one day. I had seen their ad and checked their website which advertised 60 hour. Was greeted by an old lady with painted on eyebrows and too much makeup. She said it was 70 hour. When I told her the website says 60 she said that is wrong. I'm thinking hell it's your website she wouldn't budge from the 70. I asked about using a credit card and she said oh that is five dollars more. At that point I said the hell with it and didn't stay. I could just imagine the upsell from an old ugly Chinese lady when it came time for a happy ending. Too many better choices around to waste my money.[/QUOTE]LOL. Indeed, I have had issues with AMP's about the rates, advertised rates, tips, etc. Though I have always paid cash at an AMP.
5 fucking extra dollars to pay by credit card? Seriously? Fuck that, brother. I agree with you. It is good that you walked out.
Still, I do drop into an AMP once a month or so to see if I can find the perfect Asian-American gal that will "walk on Jaggie Backie" and fuck me into the "Far Orient". LOL.
Monica at Spa 33 was pretty close, but, she is now on I-Drive as far as I know.
Again, great post, brother Sex Xes.
JaguarXF.
Later J Joy hello batshit. Lol
[QUOTE=JaguarXF;2081079]Yes, indeed, as always Dog, you nailed it quite succinctly and without The Jag's "grandiloquent" verbiage. Would the three Heather's be considered a "Hydra", from Greek mythology? LOL. Probably not.
I have had some success with "batshit" Heather. With roaming, Titty play good HE. Though, Like Dog says, you better catch her on a good day. I know her back story, as I know other gentlemen on the Board do, and I believe that that plays a part in her varying mood swings. But, she can be a real sweetheart. I had greater success with WS Heather, though I was not seeking much more than a nice massage with some nice extras. No FS. The other Heather, I believe, I have not seen. I have read mixed reviews of her and I am intrigued. She appears to be very attractive.
I have also included in here a Heather in Lake Mary that I have seen a few times. I have reviewed her before. She is very sexy and very playful. She has a gorgeous body, very attractive, very soft skin, nice round ass and super smooth legs. Her hands will make you blow your load as soon as she runs them up along your thighs, inner thighs and into the happy zones. More via back channel PM, guys. Heather is a future star in the making. The Jag will do his best to nurture, cultivate and propagate the wonderful skills of this Reiki /Massage beauty. More to cum.
JaguarXF.
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[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10309713&image=10309712[/URL][/QUOTE]Now that I have put j joys kids through college with a spew, I think it's time to take s few runs at oll crazy balls LOL. Any advice?
550/Hour For A Four Hand Massage? Seriously? That is Outrageous, Even For The Jag.
Gentlemen,
Tracey and Kristen, with all due respect, can't possibly believe that they will be successful charging these rates for a 4 hand massage. I just had another mind altering, ball draining PSE threesome with two new lovely, early 20's, UCF co-eds this weekend. I paid 250 for over one hour with two beautiful co-eds, (my cock stiffening review cumming next week) each of whom, IMHO, were far sexier than Tracey and Kristen.
Let me be clear: Tracey and Kristen are very sexy and very MILF fuckable. But, when it cums to tender, soft and smooth vaginal tissue / muscle, nothing and The Jag means NOTHING is better than college co-ed vagina. NOTHING. I hope I made my point.
Now, if Tracey and Kristen want to bring their prices more in line with the normal Orlando 4-hand rate, then, I would be more than happy to call these sexy and hot MILF's.
JaguarXF.
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LOL. I Think All The Board Members, Barolo Included, Put JJ's kids Through College.
[QUOTE=WalSTreet;2082129]Now that I have put j joys kids through college with a spew, I think it's time to take s few runs at oll crazy balls LOL. Any advice?[/QUOTE]Great Post, brother WalSTreet!
Actually, JJ is 30 years old now. To the best of my knowledge and based upon many conversations with her and other SM's, JJ has no children. She has put on weight, but she still looks sexy. I have not seen her in many months, but I have seen her partner Alicia. I saw JJ there just in passing.
If you catch "batshit" Heather in a good mood, you may receive some fairly decent extras. Her tits are very fucking firm and succulent, indeed, with nice, thick nipples.
Good luck.
JaguarXF.
Great Post Brother FL411. Tina Is Also, GFE. See Her Again, If You Can.
[QUOTE=FlashLegacy411;2082460]After the debacle the other night at AGG. I was going to check out T&see and try to get flower after I couldn't get Nikki to answer the phone. I decided better of it and went with PAS. I am so glad I did. The coin is a little high but seeing how the place is on the inside and how the rooms are and of course the girls I see why. I had Tina, a sort of tall, white girl with blond hair and absolutely killer legs and ass. Very cute too. She had a great personality and was talkative but not annoying and very flirty. We had some good convo but everything else was incredible. I opted for 30 min and didn't have any issues once we started the session. Lots of options on the menu. She told me about some of the other girls and I cannot wait to come back. Total damage was $.8.
I'll check out T&see later but I can't expect anything more than what I experienced.[/QUOTE]I reviewed this beautiful American provider at PAS a few months ago. Indeed, Tina is a sort of, UTR at PAS. Tina does not get the "face time" (yes, gentlemen, as in "facial" LOL) that the other Vixens at PAS get, but, Tina is everything you could ask for in a woman. She is very GFE, gorgeous, playful, intelligent, talks dirty and does a great "reach around".
Gentlemen, Tina at PAS is worth a visit.
JaguarXF.
LOL Brother TE. The Jag Was Being Kind.
[QUOTE=Tonyelianos;2083595]With those faces I would say she has to pay me $550 to let them get close to me![/QUOTE]LOL. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, right? Well, for MILFS, they still look pretty good to me, IMHO. I'd still fuck them both.
But not at 550/ hour. Now, that IS batshit crazy!
JaguarXF.
Jaguar dedication to the board
Not only he gives me recommendation but he also follows up with me in PM to make sure everything went well after the visit! Not sure if he does that with other members but at least with me.
Thanks Jag for dedication.
Brother RoccoJeremy. My Man.
Clean out ya' mutha fucking inbox!! LOL.
I just tried to PM you about your request for provider Intel. LOL. But the shit bounced back to me saying that your PM box was full. LOL.
I will be off the Board until later tonight. Probably after 6 pm.
Talk soon, my good brother, RJ.
Jag.
Thanks Brother TE. The Jag Always Tries To Follow Up On His Referrals.
[QUOTE=Tonyelianos;2083615]Not only he gives me recommendation but he also follows up with me in PM to make sure everything went well after the visit! Not sure if he does that with other members but at least with me.
Thanks Jag for dedication.[/QUOTE]And The Jag ALWAYS appreciates the public "shout outs" that the Board members give to me when they see another provider, whether their experience was positive or negative. That is the purpose of the Board: To tell the truth about our experiences, whether good or bad. Any Intel is good Intel about a provider, whether it be positive or negative. The Board benefits, regardless, thought it may be paradoxical at times.
I think they call that "Truth in Advertising", LOL.
JaguarXF.