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Sunday Funday: Houseless Harlot
Plus a short unavoidable Sunday evening recon...
After missing Tori's call Saturday night kept my phone within hearing range most of the day. Late in the afternoon Sunday I'd come to terms that I'd missed an opportunity. Was planning a bachelor barbecue & evening. Maybe watch today's saved F1 race or some mindless catching up on "Wicked Tuna" or get deeper in Peter Heller's "The Guide". All enjoyable activities...yet not the top of my favorite enjoyable activity & it had been a few days.
Had made some margaritas & was sharing with next door neighbors around 6:00+- when phone finally went off. Think the neighbors were startled at how fast I covered ground between our fenced yards. LOL. The call was the one I'd been wanting & quickly plans were made to meet at Stark in an hour.
After a quick shower & with my margarita in coffee mug I was right on time. Parked at Stark petrol related viewpoint & since I couldn't announce my arrival. Waited...waited some more...then a little extra.
Thinking I'd got ghosted & since I don't idle all that well despite some auspicious civilian distractions in the area, fired up truck & headed North for an impromptu recon from Stark>Grotto 7:30>8:00+-. But not before cruising around what I thought might the likely backstreet areas where I thought she might be. Still nothing...
Sunny threw up the meh fat ass mixed or BSW in black shorts & top. Hair is back to that not found in nature red hue. Each & every time I see her all I see is a terribly tsuris experience.
Next seen was younger dirty blonde WSW in jean shorts & jean jacket heading South across from pet hospital. Gave me a goofy friendly grin as I passed. Cute as fuck in an offbeat manner. With my dick auto piloting the truck looped around to nada. Still vacillating whether walker or friendly noncombatant. Hoping for the former...
Baggers area had a couple scattered on both sides of the avenue...
It's namesake by her fence.
A frizzy haired thirties LSW in shorts & tank top with beginnings of a pot belly on her otherwise passing grade BMI frame. Meh...
WSW "Horseface" in white tank top & black shorts coming out of McFlurrie headquarters...
Murder Street (BTW Random Plant Murder street is Minton St.) gakked up some greasy hairball looking old skinny BSW in grey & black yoga pants & matching top.
After that diversion did some rotating recon around general pickup area until parking again. Margarita gone & thirsty grabbed some water inside & shared with copilot. Thought to myself "fifteen more Zavi" before bailing for home & my destiny with fishing & auto race shows or my bibliophile leanings. Scanning the area started get a tad drowsy in the warmth & turned on truck & the AC. Five minutes & counting until my self-imposed waiting time was exhausted...
Now I should point out on our initial meeting back in June she'd had long raven hair down middle of back so when her & girlfriend came walking up it suddenly dawned that I'd seen the pair earlier tonight & not recognized her from behind. Fucking duh Zavi...now those raven tresses were shoulder length & noticed other tattoos along with Mursi tribe like ear gauges. How'd I miss those fuckers? Not a fan of most body metal...just too old school or just old? You decide...I did entertain the notion they could be used as handles. LOL. She did look much better & cleaned up than before.
Some small talk as Tori & her friend cooed over the obliging copilot. Slipped her friend the promised ten bucks & she promptly made herself scarce. As Tori got in smelled soap fresh in braless tight one piece black top above knee length flowered skirt with some black sandals. Complimented her new hair & skirt. She promptly said she found skirt in a curbside free pile. Laughing as I shared my recent free pile score of expensive wine glasses in original box.
No check so before I pulled onto 82nd gave her a quick kiss on the lips & leg squeeze. Subtly she spread her legs a bit as I slide up her thigh & warmth between as we continued the small talk Southward. The smell test came back normal sweet & musky to my horny relief...
On the way to my place saw a one more out at Hermiston's favorite truck store where a dark hued redheaded twenties +- LSW was watching traffic. Heavy on the mamacita slutty makeup & yet another in jean shorts along with a striped tube top & some large torpedo tits defying any gravitational pull.
Oh yeah...three blocks from barn who should be leaving her snail trail of slimy skank but WSW "Denthead" in same outfit as Saturday night. Looking king hell sweaty spun with expanding piss colored armpit stains on that ripening onesie. Of course she fucking gestured crazily my way as we passed. Taking a breath from my stroking fingers between her legs Tori mentioned something along the line of "that crazy bi*ch sure gets around". Followed by "she seems to know you". Told Tori she was mentally ill neighbor who some call "Denthead". LOL.
At my place as she threw some toys in backyard for the insistent copilot. I made pitcher of strawberry margaritas & put some music on. Drinks, some of latest smoked salmon & more friendly talk on the patio until we both got to that sweet spot of drink & I led her into bedroom as the sun faded...
Awkward at first she'd warmed up significantly & except for that cute back door I got all I could want for the time being at a very economical price. The shaky tequila influenced screenshots tell the tale succinctly.
Even barbecued between rounds & made it work for two mouths.
PPD SUV seen earlier & later when I brought her home (sic) around 2:30.
Recon Soundtrack: Pavement "Slanted & Enchanted". Actually twice. I'd not planned to be out as long as was & had forgot what a short album it is.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skGqpC0WYSk[/URL]
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buMcFUZVqaA[/URL]
Safe recons & life.
Busy night but not much in turning heads
Friday night between 11 - 12.
I haven't seen the strip this busy in some time. It seemed like each normal location was filled with at least 3 or 4. But as most of us have come to expect, nothing too wowing. Across from bagger's spot, was approached by a very friendly girl that was wearing essentially nothing but strings (this seemed to be the common outfit of the night for many), named Peach. I didn't even wave her over or anything, just sitting in the food establishments parking spots watching when she approached and asked for a QV for 2. . Yeah, NO. Then went on to tell me about where her place was, and some odd jokes, and that if I changed my mind I should swing by that area down the street to find her.
- Description of Peach: mixed, 20's, wearing pretty much nothing but strings, Ass girl if you like that, flat pancake boobs.
After this interaction I decided to continue on. Across from Sunny were the typical 3 or 4 usuals. Nothing to turn a head to. By the Asian club hangout near Sunny market were two, only 1 that kinda caught my interest. 1 was a little larger friend (black), I have seen her out before. Then her friend who was a in some short booty shorts (white girl), young 20's, but had that stuck up look and I think I have seen her somewhere before. I decided to continue on, not worth it to me.
Further South by Mc D's which had a line longer than I have ever seen, were two friends also wearing the attire of the night (strings). Clearly one was training the other. Trainer girl was a larger black girl (20's) that took the lead on all conversations and hopeful pickups, even though it seemed like most of the stoppers were trying to get to her friend the trainee. The trainee was a skinny, smaller black girl (small everything actually), looked like someone you would perhaps check I'd for. Her name was Ava and she said it was her 2nd week only. Wanted 140 for basic. I moved on.
Re-Neg Cum Dodger Saturday morning Recon-Date
On the way to the Country Club I did multiple up and backs between 5 am and 730 am. Besides a two cast attempt at a Civie chick around Mill and a mis swoop of a thick LSW in a pastel dress around Taboo I didn't see much South to Mid Blade.
At Stark I saw WSW Lauren at the Chevron. Directly across the street I saw WSW Ziana, she was having a convo with herself, 5150.
Near Burnside I saw WSW Quality, in clothes that looked like she had been in them for a week was speedwalking and crying, like tears.
Between Glisan and Halsey I saw many Civie chicks that garnered a lot of attention.
Near Glenhaven I saw a WSW in a red dress criss crossing and window talking. Saw her later at 7-11. Arms were all bruised and she definitely is a Hype.
Nothing Sandy, there never is.
On the way back there was an Amazon BorWSW with a cowboy hat at Baggers. The smell of the GPS was thick with that one.
Spotted near Fremont was BSW Brandy and her Toad.
Caught a thick LSW name of Moisea or something like that, near the Art Lofts.
She agreed to BBBJ and she would catch it. BJ was good but when I popped she backed off it and jerked me dry. Total Re-Neg and the trauma of my seed spraying my shirt wouldve made every sock I've ever soiled facebalm in Cumstock heaven. Made her clean me up as I chastised her. Fucking bullshit.