Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=GrandeCarlos;1361339]Visited ML last week. Asked for Mimi but the old lady there sent me "Pink". I felt like walking out but she was actually a 7 (or 8, depending on your taste) although her face was more like a 4. I decided to stay and give her a try. The massage was mediocre, everything else amazing ("everything" is the key word). Total damage $.70. Did I get ripped? Don't know, don't care. I left happy and will go back. One thing I didn't like was that she was rushing me but was subtle at it.[/QUOTE]You did good my friend, that's the going rate here. If you try for any lower you'll get a bad attitude. Some girls deserve a little more for their excellent service and oddly enough are not the ones who ask for it. You won't need to tip extra to establish a relationship. This place is generally all business and it mostly won't help. The best girls here have given me superior service from the first visit and I have given an extra tip for that at the end.

[QUOTE=Eggroll; 1360914]I wanted to try out VR but it was closing (Sat. 5 pm) so I went to nearby TBC.

I got one of the worst service from Casey (thin Russian blond with enhanced boobs). I think she was mentioned here before-the one who closes the deal in half the promised time. I will not be going back to this place again unless I hear some positive comments from respected members of this forum. I should have went back to VR on another day but it was my little had doing the thinking.

Eggroll[/QUOTE]I didn't get much better service from VR. Wonderful surroundings, clean, relaxing. Beautiful. Nice (expensive) massage from heavy middle age masseuse but nothing more than HE provided. JHH, ML, VS all way more fun for the dollar. Someday someone will put it all together.

HD *ruff*

[QUOTE=Houndog1; 1361998]I didn't get much better service from VR. Wonderful surroundings, clean, relaxing. Beautiful. Nice (expensive) massage from heavy middle age masseuse but nothing more than HE provided. JHH, ML, VS all way more fun for the dollar. Someday someone will put it all together.

HD *ruff*[/QUOTE]I had a wonderful session at VS yesterday. All the extras I wanted, and paid for, and a massage that left me floating in thin air. Nothing in this hobby is more true than the old axiom, YMMV. I will say I know my provider from another spa in the past, and this helps.

About these Chinese spas, I have figured out that used towel thing. Don't use the towel under the table! Just lie on the tissue, which is changed every time. I have been doing this at both VS and BS of late. It works out better.

This is a later edit, my bad, you wrote VR, not VS. Too many initials, too few brain cells. My bad.

[url]http://www.businessinsider.com/there-are-42-million-prostitutes-in-the-world-and-heres-where-they-live-2012-1[/url]

Plenty of opportunity here. Is that Toronto starred up there?

[QUOTE=Ginger Man; 1362339][url]http://www.businessinsider.com/there-are-42-million-prostitutes-in-the-world-and-heres-where-they-live-2012-1[/url]

Plenty of opportunity here. Is that Toronto starred up there?[/QUOTE]The comment section is priceless.

And I had a wonderful session at VS today. Ditto everything Ginger Man said. My provider was Kimberly, probably late 30s, curvy and accommodating in every way. She said she'll probably only be here for another week. Run, do not walk.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man; 1362338]I had a wonderful session at VS yesterday. All the extras I wanted, and paid for, and a massage that left me floating in thin air. Nothing in this hobby is more true than the old axiom, YMMV. I will say I know my provider from another spa in the past, and this helps.

About these Chinese spas, I have figured out that used towel thing. Don't use the towel under the table! Just lie on the tissue, which is changed every time. I have been doing this at both VS and BS of late. It works out better.

This is a later edit, my bad, you wrote VR, not VS. Too many initials, too few brain cells. My bad.[/QUOTE]

I happen to be reading a wellness newspaper, local wellness community stuff.

Any way. There are lots of ads for accupuncture, counseling, yogi bear, hypnosis. And on and on.

I happen to be litterly struck down, when I see not one ad, but multiple ads for. Ready,

Vita Revive. Yep. They are doing everything from facials, to colontherapy. (yuk). You wonder why they are expensive, and no one is getting any. LOL.

Gosh I wonder if all those wonderful people that go there to find their true inner meaning, and get in touch with them selves, which is probably a nice thing, is in the room next to some horny old slob, echhhemm. A fine gentleman trying desprately to get a good feel, a little pussie, and a happy ending.

Oh, and that LE is watching outside.

"hey, did that massage lady try anything nasty"."oh officer, it was the most marvelous massage, I feel so much better now, and my colon is refreshed and clean. And I am balanced, and so much more intune with my innner body and soul."

Dam, just the way I feel after a good shit, and hot session with tiffany (tiffany is always my go-to girl) , a hot shower, and good nap. Oh, and I am now a counseling advisor, too, if any of you gentleman need to discuss anything. Or you know of a lady that needs to discuss or explore her inner self. PM

Just the humerous thought for the day.

Smiling Fox, ; }

ULC

[QUOTE=Ginger Man; 1362339][url]http://www.businessinsider.com/there-are-42-million-prostitutes-in-the-world-and-heres-where-they-live-2012-1[/url]

Plenty of opportunity here. Is that Toronto starred up there?[/QUOTE]Looks more like Montreal. I've never been there as an adult but I hear it's a great place for the type of fun we seek.

Hello, gentlemen its my first report on the MD side of things normally in the NoVA area but let me give the low down on my times here so far so be prepared for a long one.

All right my first time at jhh was okay I got the half hr I had a nice younger girl (didn't get her name) that I haven't seen since but she takes me to the basement and everything went smoothly I asked for medium pressure which I got along some light touch after about 20 mins of massage to the flip I was reluctant at first because the standard HE tip is about 20 more than NoVA standard but decided what the hell you only live once so okay massage with standard HE total damage $.10.

Second time I came if and got the hr with jennifer, taller dark hair, nice booty and C cups this time upstairs front roomyet again medium pressure and delivered wonderfully after 45 mins came the flip and I wanted a little more of the menu so got BBBJ which was superb total damage $.50.

Last but definitely not least I came about a month ago and drew monica, about 5'3", B cups medium brown hair, best massage so far and I loved every minute of it same thing though after about 45-50 mins came the flip asked for FS and was wowed started with CBJ switch to doggie and finish with mish total damage $.70

Those were my good times at jhh and was hopin for any recommendations of new girls same spot.

Safe mongering.

DJ

Saw Rosie at ML and she's a 6 in the face, and a solid 8 on the bod with some pretty huge DD bolt ons. Decent massage and she speaks really softly. Say's she pretty new to spa and doesn't know much engrish. Got FS there and was pleasantly surprised when she went multiple O on me. Standard fare for ML.

Is it me or do they have a policy on no FIV?

[QUOTE=PurePressure; 1364613]Saw Rosie at ML and she's a 6 in the face, and a solid 8 on the bod with some pretty huge DD bolt ons. Decent massage and she speaks really softly. Say's she pretty new to spa and doesn't know much engrish. Got FS there and was pleasantly surprised when she went multiple O on me. Standard fare for ML.

Is it me or do they have a policy on no FIV?[/QUOTE]I think it is YMMV. The reason I say that, I haven't had that issue the girls when I go there. Then again, I tip them nicely too for their services.

[QUOTE=DamianJameson; 1364559]Hello, gentlemen its my first report on the MD side of things normally in the NoVA area but let me give the low down on my times here so far so be prepared for a long one.

All right my first time at jhh was okay I got the half hr I had a nice younger girl (didn't get her name) that I haven't seen since but she takes me to the basement and everything went smoothly I asked for medium pressure which I got along some light touch after about 20 mins of massage to the flip I was reluctant at first because the standard HE tip is about 20 more than NoVA standard but decided what the hell you only live once so okay massage with standard HE total damage $.10.

Second time I came if and got the hr with jennifer, taller dark hair, nice booty and C cups this time upstairs front roomyet again medium pressure and delivered wonderfully after 45 mins came the flip and I wanted a little more of the menu so got BBBJ which was superb total damage $.50.

Last but definitely not least I came about a month ago and drew monica, about 5'3", B cups medium brown hair, best massage so far and I loved every minute of it same thing though after about 45-50 mins came the flip asked for FS and was wowed started with CBJ switch to doggie and finish with mish total damage $.70

Those were my good times at jhh and was hopin for any recommendations of new girls same spot.

Safe mongering.

DJ[/QUOTE]Has the fee structure changed downward recently? Not 1. 0 FS?

[QUOTE=Paul Hahn3;1364899]Has the fee structure changed downward recently? Not 1. 0 FS?[/QUOTE]That is exactly what he was saying he paid. .7 house + $ FS tip.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man; 1362338]I had a wonderful session at VS yesterday. All the extras I wanted, and paid for, and a massage that left me floating in thin air. Nothing in this hobby is more true than the old axiom, YMMV. I will say I know my provider from another spa in the past, and this helps.

About these Chinese spas, I have figured out that used towel thing. Don't use the towel under the table! Just lie on the tissue, which is changed every time. I have been doing this at both VS and BS of late. It works out better.

This is a later edit, my bad, you wrote VR, not VS. Too many initials, too few brain cells. My bad.[/QUOTE]The problem is that I've seen them recycle the towel they put on top of you during the rub down too. Not just the one under the paper.

[QUOTE=VAPilot;1365119]The problem is that I've seen them recycle the towel they put on top of you during the rub down too. Not just the one under the paper.[/QUOTE]The solution seems simple enough. Bring your own. Maybe they will get the message when mongers start showing up with beach towells or something big enough to cover the entire table. I've seen this happen too many times and probably was too distracted to notice on others. One of the providers at GO even told me not to use them.