Massage Parlor Reports

I called this morning for an app. with Cindy. She was the girl who showed me to the massage room last week when I had an app. with Hannah. As she walked in front of me I knew I would see her next. She looked great from the back. She had long pants on that day but now they wear short shorts. With legs as beautiful as hers she should have been wearing them from the start. Now don't get me wrong, just because I'm talking about her from the back doesn't mean there is anything wrong from the front. She has a very pretty face, I really wanted to look at her while being massaged, but unfortunately, while on my stomache, I only had quick glances.

When I arrived, Yoko answered the door and said "Cindy was busy and would be a few more min. would I mind if she (Yoko) gave me the TS". Hell no, I wouldn't mind in fact that's a great idea. Two girls the same day, what could be better? Yoko was very playful in the TS, then brought me back to the room, covered me up and said she would send Cindy in. Cindy arrived looking very pretty in those shorts. I couldn't get over how pretty her legs are. I just wanted to kiss them all over, and I know I wouldn't want to stop there, but I'm sure that's not allowed, so I minded my manners. She gave me a very good massage with alot of teasing, then the flip, I won't go into those details other than WOW. She finished with a great head & scalp massage. This is going to be tough for me because I'm trying to work my way through every girl in every AMP in little Rhoddy and then back again. I'll have to see her soon.

Easy parking right in front of the door. Very clean and professional AMP. Never cheated on time.$60 house+tip

[QUOTE=Bubba261]Not at an AMP, especially Lily's!![/QUOTE]
Good one! Definately not at Lilly's.

[QUOTE=Bubba261]Not at an AMP, especially Lily's!![/QUOTE]

Too funny, by the way we never hear of any back door action at the amps.

[QUOTE=HappyDave]Too funny, by the way we never hear of any back door action at the amps.[/QUOTE]

That was my point. I don't think I've ever heard it happen in close to 30 years....

[QUOTE=Bubba261]That was my point. I don't think I've ever heard it happen in close to 30 years....[/QUOTE]

I was offered Greek "the next time" at Laura's in Groton once, but it turned out there wasn't any next time...

[QUOTE=Overseas]You guys are pretty funny! No, really, you really are! I have read most posts going back as far as three years by all of you experts in the hobby, pretty heady stuff. Sorry if we newbs bother you, but perhaps we would like to hear about more current news and reports about girls in the business (which by the way has changed quite a bit according to your previous posts). You guys have a lot of information to share, isn't that we are on this board to start with? I totally understand, and respect your right to either give or not give info to anyone as to protect yourself, I really do! But I wonder how you got info when you were new to this board? Isn't the purpose of this board to have a brotherhood of AMP mongers who share the same love of the hobby? Current info, is just that, current. Why would I want to read about your experiences at FE or OS from two years ago? BTW, I did that, and those people aren't there anymore. That info, and ten cents will get me a cup of coffee. Maybe? C'mon guys, look within yourselves and think what it was like when you were just starting out. Just my. 02.[/QUOTE]

well, I did look within myself, and I did one better: looked back to my first posts almost 2 years ago. The way I remember it, I lurked on the board for a few months, read the whole forum once or twice (and in doing so learned the abbreviations and addresses of the spas, or at least their names: Google maps helps a lot). So from old posts I learned which spas offered what, then from the newer posts learned in general what was happening lately.

Then, I took a deep breath, put some $20s in my pocket, drove to downtown Providence, and climbed those creepy-ass stairs on Custom House (with the bare bulbs hanging and stepping around construction materials). And I rang the bell and went with the flow for the next hour.

Went to the same spa a few times until I was comfortable with the routine? Then went over to CH to try it there. Got upsold and overtipped a few times, I consider that paying tuition, since I learned as I went.

And when I look back at my first post, did I ask for information that was easily available a few pages down? Nope, didn't ask a thing. Made a report and gave everybody the new address for DT before they moved (although they took a few months to get their act together at the new spot).

Now I'm not some newbie-basher, and I am sympathetic to the guys starting out, cause this isn't a hobby like building ships in a bottle in your basement, there are social/legal issues and secrecy to this. But I'm here to tell you that it is possible to become an AMP regular and expert without asking anybody here for a damn thing. I bet most of the AMP customers don't read this stuff, they just see the ad in the Phoenix and go. So it's not perfect the first time, or you're embarrassed and leave your cash in the car by accident, who cares?

And if the grouchy board members who might be a little touchy, since with a stroke of a pen we all became criminals a few months ago, give you a hard time for asking questions right off the bat, just let it go. You don't need Senior Member info or status to figure this stuff out. Look, the AMPs are a business, they WANT new customers, it's not a secret society you have to get tapped into.

Sorry to rant, but I'm trying to be encouraging to newbs: you can do this with or without help from the board. Yes, the board is here to "exchange" information. So if you have some, feel free to exchange it with others. If not, go get some, it's not rocket science. And the old posts are fun to read to boot, I think.

I promise my next post will be a report, and hopefully we can see less scolding between new and old members alike and see more reports of mongering in the AMPs of old Prov.

Ok I feel better. Now if only Kitty would return to OS, all would be right in the world.

TA

[QUOTE=Hammer Mill]What is the address of Lilly's.

I've been trying to find it, but cannot.[/QUOTE]

ok, I know I just said my next post would be a report, but I couldn't resist. At least this one is short:

[url]http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Lily%27s+spa+providence+ri[/url]

Great post - well done. Really sums up this whole newbie debate. You (newbies) just don't need to PM anyone at all - hell, you don't even need to be a member here (its a free forum unless you want to look at the pics) - just make a little effort and you will have the time of your life. TBH, I never had the balls to PM anyone until I was well on my way and I only did so after I received my first (unsolicited) PM from a somewhat UTR senior who, in the end, became a good friend.

While you may find it hard to believe, I'm not a newbie basher either. But the day will come when you will have to spend time cleaning out your PM inbox as you hit that 200 msg. limit when it is full of questions like "What is the address of Lily's.", "How much do I tip for FS?" and wonder, WTF?

And yes, if Kitty came back, I too, would take the One plunge again. One of the hottest ever there (her good friend Poppy was a very close second, too).

ND

[QUOTE=Tommy Anonymus]well, I did look within myself, and I did one better: looked back to my first posts almost 2 years ago. The way I remember it, I lurked on the board for a few months, read the whole forum once or twice (and in doing so learned the abbreviations and addresses of the spas, or at least their names: Google maps helps a lot). So from old posts I learned which spas offered what, then from the newer posts learned in general what was happening lately.

Then, I took a deep breath, put some $20s in my pocket, drove to downtown Providence, and climbed those creepy-ass stairs on Custom House (with the bare bulbs hanging and stepping around construction materials). And I rang the bell and went with the flow for the next hour.

Went to the same spa a few times until I was comfortable with the routine? Then went over to CH to try it there. Got upsold and overtipped a few times, I consider that paying tuition, since I learned as I went.

And when I look back at my first post, did I ask for information that was easily available a few pages down? Nope, didn't ask a thing. Made a report and gave everybody the new address for DT before they moved (although they took a few months to get their act together at the new spot).

Now I'm not some newbie-basher, and I am sympathetic to the guys starting out, cause this isn't a hobby like building ships in a bottle in your basement, there are social/legal issues and secrecy to this. But I'm here to tell you that it is possible to become an AMP regular and expert without asking anybody here for a damn thing. I bet most of the AMP customers don't read this stuff, they just see the ad in the Phoenix and go. So it's not perfect the first time, or you're embarrassed and leave your cash in the car by accident, who cares?

And if the grouchy board members who might be a little touchy, since with a stroke of a pen we all became criminals a few months ago, give you a hard time for asking questions right off the bat, just let it go. You don't need Senior Member info or status to figure this stuff out. Look, the AMPs are a business, they WANT new customers, it's not a secret society you have to get tapped into.

Sorry to rant, but I'm trying to be encouraging to newbs: you can do this with or without help from the board. Yes, the board is here to "exchange" information. So if you have some, feel free to exchange it with others. If not, go get some, it's not rocket science. And the old posts are fun to read to boot, I think.

I promise my next post will be a report, and hopefully we can see less scolding between new and old members alike and see more reports of mongering in the AMPs of old Prov.

Ok I feel better. Now if only Kitty would return to OS, all would be right in the world.

TA[/QUOTE]

Couldn't agree more re Kitty; she was/is awesome (somewhere, I'm sure).

To all noobs/Overseas:
We may seem grumpy, but as TA said, most high-post SM's cut their teeth with no assistance at all (I did).
Got in my truck, drove to CH, entered nervously, had a great visit and repeated 20 (or so) times, learning as I went.
Had a DT visit (old location) in there somewhere, but not enough to take my loyalty from CH.
Then a snowstorm closed CH early one night (I drive a 4wd, Duramax dually/nothing keeps me from getting anywhere), so I made a visit to a newly opened spa on the hill (again with no assistance), met the hottest mama in RI and never went anywhere else!

I took the time (a lot actually) to place a tremendous amount of info here and yes, most of my reviews are defunct due to the ladies rotation, but all other info in each (prior to the political bullsh*t) applies; ie $, services, location.
These are constant.
Let me say it again for those who weren't paying attention.
All the info you're looking for (other than the ladies who are currently working) is CONSTANT and never changes (as far as I've seen/know).
I even posted a 'step-by-step, what to do/I recommend' for both CH and OS here.
A search of my posts (or CH/OS) would give you all you ever needed to know regarding both (including $).
I also would need no requested assistance from anyone if I was looking to change my 'diet' and seek a primo R&T/massage.
Why?
Because I do my research (and not just here).

So while we may seem grumpy/unwilling to share info, my reply to all who would inquire about any info re our amazing AMP's would be, "What more do you need to know beyond who is in attendance before you start contributing"?

More to follow,

J



[QUOTE] Now if only Kitty would return to OS, all would be right in the world.

TA[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jhonny8770]I took the time (a lot actually) to place a tremendous amount of info here and yes, most of my reviews are defunct due to the ladies rotation, but all other info in each (prior to the political bullsh*t) applies; ie $, services, location.
These are constant.J[/QUOTE]I apologize, and have read your previous posts, very helpful. I really have read many posts going back two years prior to my asking questions of senior members. My questions were particularly about std's and AMP's. Now I am well on my way to AMPdom! Finding my own way, and with some help from fellow posters who do not mind sharing recent info. Anyway, back to the posts.

Play safe guys!

[QUOTE=Then, I took a deep breath, put some $20s in my pocket, drove to downtown Providence, and climbed those creepy-ass stairs on Custom House (with the bare bulbs hanging and stepping around construction materials). And I rang the bell and went with the flow for the next hour.[/QUOTE]How true is this quote for many of us? I remember those stairs and they also were my introduction to the sport. I am not a prolific poster as I am a sporadic player. But this posters comments are very well taken.

[QUOTE=Dotheton]How true is this quote for many of us? I remember those stairs and they also were my introduction to the sport. I am not a prolific poster as I am a sporadic player. But this posters comments are very well taken.[/QUOTE]

Someone actually took the stairs..I always took the elevator. Unfortunately the floor below them was some sort of insurance company. Walked out to be greeted by a receptionist a couple of times.

I miss the place though...it was a block away from where I worked. Lunch times worked well.

[QUOTE=Soft Touches]Someone actually took the stairs..I always took the elevator. Unfortunately the floor below them was some sort of insurance company. Walked out to be greeted by a receptionist a couple of times.

I miss the place though...it was a block away from where I worked. Lunch times worked well.[/QUOTE]


I'm with you ST, I took the elevator also.

The last time I went there had to be two years ago at least. I got the standard questioning: Have you been here before? Yes, about 3 months ago. Who did you see? Hmmmm, I think her name was Lee. Got the table shower, massage and the "all finished now" ending. The first and only time I got shutdown at an amp. As I'm getting dressed I asked her name. She told me it was Lee. From then on, one of the first things I say is "whats your name?" :-)

[QUOTE=Cimfan]I'm with you ST, I took the elevator also.

The last time I went there had to be two years ago at least. I got the standard questioning: Have you been here before? Yes, about 3 months ago. Who did you see? Hmmmm, I think her name was Lee. Got the table shower, massage and the "all finished now" ending. The first and only time I got shutdown at an amp. As I'm getting dressed I asked her name. She told me it was Lee. From then on, one of the first things I say is "whats your name?" :-)[/QUOTE]

Now realizing that Lee is one of the ever popular names at the AMPS what are the odds that the name you would make up would match her name..... lol. I'm surprised she didn't crack the walnuts on ya...

[QUOTE=Tommy Anonymus]ok, I know I just said my next post would be a report, but I couldn't resist. At least this one is short:

[url]http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Lily%27s+spa+providence+ri[/url][/QUOTE]

DUde, How did you do that?? lol.