My quick club roundup 2014
I like to visit all the clubs at various times. It is actually becoming a fun addiction. I only tend to visit the "mixed" clubs north of downtown. I probably should make it out to the black clubs but I just haven't. Not that it matters, I am a close to middle-age black male.
I am ordering my clubs in order of my most favorite.
* Follies. Is still the best, despite the popularity, it still is good for a fun time. The club itself is pretty average and small (say compared to Cheetah) but it is a place to have a good time. It is one of the two clubs I have had FS in. And I have had FS in the same night, within 30 minutes. The key for good VIP is to just ask for it. The club is very mixed, tends to lead black in the night. But even that is changing. White, black, latina, Italian? (Bella). 10/10 (top 10 club in the country).
* Oasis. My next favorite. Is mostly white. But not the white-trash nasty white and not the Cheetah stuck up white. The girls are there to have a good time. There are also hispanic, black, asian. Oasis is a 50/50 good VIP. Sometimes it is really great. Sometimes, it is a boring lap dance. And the VIP prices are pretty high. 200+ for 30 min, 300+? For hour. My only negative with Oasis, girls are kind of average looking. (8.8/10).
* Mardi Gras. Mostly white but compares Oasis. I could be wrong but the bouncers are kind of A-holes. Always watching, stopping dances. Girls are kind of fun like Oasis. VIP is OK, tends to suck, not much going on. They have a 15 minute option. Girls are prettier than Oasis. (7.9/10).
* Flashers. This club is pretty nasty fun. It is too small though. It is a mix of Follies and Oasis. Good mix of black, white, latina. VIPS suck though. For the one VIP room I have been too, there is NO privacy. Girls look OK, a little better than Oasis. And the club is a dive dump. Also, they say you have to be careful about using your credit card or ATM because of the shadiness there (I haven't seen it). (7.8/10).
* Pink Pony. I tend to hate Pink Pony because of the most boring bar / SC experience. I have been going there for years and only done VIP once and that was nothing. It is a sports bar first and sometimes naked women may come out. I think the girls here are even more stuck up than Cheetah. Oh yea, fun doesn't start until 12 or maybe later...on a Sat. But it is a large venue and a good place to relax without too many customers. It is one of those deals where you keep going because tonight is your night, but you may leave disappointed. Girls are hit or miss. The stuck up girls are cheetah level, the rest are worse than Oasis.
* Tattletales. I asked this before. And I will be honest. I think some of the white / mixed clubs on Chesire suck. Tattletales can suck. Hey girls, I would love to give you my money but if you are going to chit chat for hours with your girlfriends and look bored, what is the point. When it is crowded, the girls look bored. When it is slow, they kind of sit around. People say this is a regulars / VIP type of place. But if everyone in there is new or not a regular, it seems to be dead. Maybe I just don't know the flow of this place, I don't mind. But when I judge a place, I look at other customers having a good time and myself. Very few seem to have a good time a tattletales. IMHO. But the girls look nice. Maybe it is just me.
* Cheetah. I haven't spent much time here because people tend to dog it. But I liked it. It is like Pink Pony but doesn't look like a dump. It is a really nice looking bar. And the girls I met weren't that stuckup. They seemed fun. I bet the VIP suck and they are hard-core air-dances. Shrug.
* Mainstage. I haven't been much here either and it kind of freaks me out because it is so dead. Everytime I have gone, the bouncer has to bring out a girl and force dance with me. It is a decent size and decent looking venue. Two stages (one male / one female). My only observation of the place is that it is typically empty.
And after that. If you want your taxi to take you to the spa:
* Gold Spa. Fun times, some drivers tell me to stay away.
* Aroma Spa. Same as gold.
* Spring Spa. Seems to have a latina vibe and they speak english, kind of throws me off.
... There you go. I want to hit the clubs on FIB but haven't made it out there. And also, the "black" clubs. Comment on those if you will. Follies is still your best bet, anytime of the week. My next pick is Oasis. And then Mardi Gras. Rotate between those. I am still looking for a good FS / VIP.