Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

First and foremost, as if it could possibly convey my gratitude, I'd like to say thank you to Baldy for connecting me with yet another knockout provider.

Here's a super-duper express report. I don't have enough time for all details. Please pardon the rushed write-up.

DATE/Time: Sunday, January 10th, 22:30-23:15


After seeing Daybreakers @ Arclight Hollywood (excellent, well-made self-aware B-movie style vampire romp), I had heavy balls and an urgent boner pushing against the inside of my zipper. You know the feeling. It was time to setup a date with Latina #3.

I made contact with her via e-mail a couple of days prior. I told her I was busy throughout the weekend but would one day call upon her so that she may do me a great service. Sunday was that day.

I called her and she told me to meet her in the parking lot of a shopping center near her house. She lives near the Cherry exit of the 91 freeway. She had me make the confirmation call once I got into the parking lot of a Food 4 Less/Target strip mall. Within 5 minutes, she rolled up and had me follow her to a spot not too far away.

ENCOUNTER: I parked next to her and exited my car. She looked me up and down and said "Damn, you're cute! I honestly wasn't expecting an attractive guy but I think under different circumstances I'd do you for free! <laughs>" Ego+++. I really, really couldn't tell whether or not she was bullshitting.

She invited me into her car. It smelled of cigarettes and sweet perfume. We made smalltalk. She said that she told her sister that she was going to the store and would be a while. She killed time before the action by enlightening me with her experience in the porn industry. She's not a pornstar but has a high profile job that gives her direct interaction with them. She showed me personal pics on her camera from the shoot of a very, very popular and controversial recent porn title in which she had a major contributing hand. I won't reveal her profession as she really cares about her privacy.

Anyway, conversation went on for about 10 minutes before she finally asked for a "donation". I was pretty relaxed and excited by this time.

ACTION: After handing over the capital, she pulled out her big tits, unzipped me, and went to work. She built up her performance over the phone so I considered this plus the pictures and gleaming praise from Baldy and others here...needless to say I was pretty excited.

I can't explain what a serious cocksucker this girl is. Very few hos give stylish, exquisite blowjobs like this girl does. I'm talking 70s porn quality. I'm talking about the perfect combination of theatrics, technique, speed, and nastiness. She manipulated my sack from the bottom so that my nuts were "climbing" my penis and she could lick them on the downstroke of her mouth.

One very notable thing -- this girl has a LARGE tongue, which is a huge turn-on for me. I have somewhat of a tongue fetish. She moaned, switched speeds, and talked dirty. She gouged the inside of her cheek with my dick and made sure I could see it. I could feel her amazing tongue swirling around my cock with every pump. Sometimes she took it out and licked it. Sometimes she lollipopped it--that thing where they take in their mouths for a sec and then make a "pop" sound. That was hot. She devoured my balls. Absolutely devoured. My crotch was completely slathered in saliva. Sometimes she asked me to suck on her tits and she does have long nipples like Baldy says...yum. She asked me to bite them. She told me that she would love to taste my cum and watch me shoot on her tits, but I told her I wanted her to take it in the mouth. She obliged. After 20 minutes of oral romance, she recreated the big bang inside my perineal muscles. INTENSE orgasm + gigantic load...probably the most I've ever shot. All over her mouth, tongue, and tits. Afterwards, we chatted for about 5 minutes and she showed me some more personal pics. Thanked me profusely and asked if she could give me a "sexy kiss" but I'm not much for cum swapping my own semen.

Rapport established. Will do again. Baldy, you are...I dunno what you are. But thank god you are.

Looks: 7.0 - chunky/chubby but not slovenly. Very pretty face. Kathleen Turner voice.

Attitude: 10.0+. The absolute opposite of a rush job. Total nympho. Very accommodating and nice and sweet.

Price: $80. Worth $200+.

Action: 10.0+ - I can't call it a GFE because no girl who loves you and wants your respect would ever give a blowjob like that. Not a Pornstar experience, either. Pornstars don't love blowjobs like she loved this blowjob.

Overall: 10

Holy hell - I was rock hard until you mentioned Kathleen Turner! Daaah!! Haha... J/K bro... freakin' awesome report!!

Damn lakers 02!! Reports like that make me wish I was a senior member - outstanding! The "Action" quote was classic. I had a girl like that once -ah the memories.

Saw Cashae yesterday, she charges 100 for half an hour which is well worth it, this girl has a sexy ass body and is a straight freak!!!

Cashae 909_418_9496

Saw Cupcake on holt a while back and recently found her new number, her pics don't do her justice, she is way sexier in person. I saw her on Holt Blvd in Pomona but she was being stopped by LE. I waited around the area because fuck that, being stopped or not I wasnt going to let her fine ass get away, the cops finally left and she was walking away and I pulled up and said you need a ride, she got in and I was like I saw you with the cops, and yer not all cracked out like everyone else around here you sure you aint working for them, before I even finished she had grabbed my hand and put it into her shirt so I could feel her big ass tits. We settled on 40. 00 for a CBJ she said next time she would do a BBBJ for 50.00, this girl can deep throat like theres no tomorrow, she's from San Francisco but she comes to Pomona alot so keep an eye out for her.

CUPCAKE 415 694 9908

[QUOTE=Casper 626]I know I am new but whats the deal with the tight lipped people not giving out any numbers, isn't this what the site is for, people tend to talk about " I will see if she will let me give out her number" like she's respectable! I guess everyone seems to forget were dealing with ****** here. But I guess that's just my opinion. EVERY GIRL I meet up with and I think is quality I will post pics and their contact number, I don't bullshit or have time to run around and search thread after thread for the hopes of a contact number from someone. We all want the same thing here, so I don't see why were letting people take a risk of getting jammed up by the cops when you could easily post their numbers and avoid constantly cruising up and down the streets!, P. S harbor was kinda popping last night but lately holt blvd in pomona has had a GANG of fresh faces and good quality too, not crack ******, I've seen a few and I'm going to post their pics and info once I upload their pics.[/QUOTE]Man you got to put some work in if you want respect. Here It just ain't about passing a number to any old jive ass fool that comes along. We are a community of like minded individuals who put ourselves at great risk to obtain the info in which we share. That being said there would be no monger if it wasn't for the provider. You must respect her role and understand her risk as well. "Like she's respectable? " Are you serious? You just answered your own question. That's why here we get a bit selective and only pass info off to members with good post history. You could beat women, we don't know you, you could also be a cop. The only rational way for any of us to gauge newbies is by reading your post history; also brother you ain't got to fall in love with providers but at least respect them. She's still a woman. Someone's mother, sister, daughter or niece. Tihis could be someone that you love dearly. How would you want one of these cats that talked like you to treat them? There is a symbiotic relationship in the monger provider dynamic. They both need each other to coexist. Respect and understanding is key.

Now can you dig that? Not meant be condescending so my apologies to those who are offended.

This is for all who wonder about the need for tight lips.

Nice Report Lakers02!! I actually met her about a day or two after BC's report and everything you typed describes my date with Latina #3. Every Detail is accurate but she got in my car. It was probably in the same corner of that parking lot. LOL. The BJ is absolutely amazing ! i agree but she is a bit chunky.

I'm in the Oxnard area so I usually only post there but I swear I'm heading out to L.A. right now to bang as many chicks as I can, come back and report on each one to earn my senior membership so that MAYBE, I'll be worthy of Latina #3's number!

Also trolling the casual encounter ads in case she posts again and I get lucky!

Saw Latina #3 she was looking good. We had been chatting it up for the last few days quick mails here and there. She sent some pics and it was on, set up a date and off we went.

Same place as previously mentioned and I knew the spot well as I banged a couple other "ex's" in that area before the remodel haha goodtimes.

Anyway she asks if my cars cool, to which I oblige as mine is alot roomier than hers. She hops in back gives me a nice big squishy titty hug, and kiss. So far so good. We make small talk for 2 mins tops. She grabs my crotch and says "ok your really cute hun, now drop your pants and whip that D**k out for me baby". And thats when the fun started. Big smile on her face. And she goes to town on my package and starts boosting my ego big time, I won't go into details but she does a heck of a job. Awesome BBBJ as She starts spittin, gaggin, lollipoping, moaning, the look. All the goodstuff I was loving it. She whipped out her nice big twins and let me grab on that asss tooo. And as Baldy would say "I prayed for lock jaw! " on them big o titties. She started kissin on my neck and playing with my ear while givving me a HJ and then went back to work on the BBBJ hard and fast. She was definetly doing it right. Finally nutted way after my intended time. So I gave her a little well deserved tip. Haha

All in all It was great. Beautiful face, big ass tits, shes a little thick but she is definetly a performer. My crotch was drenched when we were done and so was my seat. She has an awesome personality and is real sweet. Hopefully I'll be seeing her again soon. Those of you that see her treat her right! Thanks for the Hookup Baldy your the man!

I get it, but you also have to see that I was asked to put my money where my mouth is and post pics and numbers, and I have, and as for them taking the risk of being hit, they know what their getting into doing what their doing, and as for me being a cop, lmao are you serious? Check my name Anthony Tunzi in the san bernardino county sheriffs page to see I been busted numerous times, not domestic shit tho, anyone who hits a female is a *****, but come on, people have asked for numbers and I've provided some, do you really think imma keep posting with nothing in return?

[QUOTE=Casper 626]I get it, but you also have to see that I was asked to put my money where my mouth is and post pics and numbers, and I have, and as for them taking the risk of being hit, they know what their getting into doing what their doing, and as for me being a cop, lmao are you serious? Check my name Anthony Tunzi in the san bernardino county sheriffs page to see I been busted numerous times, not domestic shit tho, anyone who hits a female is a *****, but come on, people have asked for numbers and I've provided some, do you really think imma keep posting with nothing in return?[/QUOTE]But what about the lurkers who read the forums everyday and have 0 post? My comment wasn't just directed to you it was to all of those who questioned why we don't give out numbers. What you may have missed also is that its against forum guidelines to post phone numbers in a report. You're paying your dues man and we respect that. You just can't become trusted overnight man we all had to go though the ringer. Respect comes in time.

Update:
This was posted before the member in question exhibited his irrational behavior for me to see myself.

[QUOTE=Casper 626]I get it, but you also have to see that I was asked to put my money where my mouth is and post pics and numbers, and I have, and as for them taking the risk of being hit, they know what their getting into doing what their doing, and as for me being a cop, lmao are you serious? Check my name Anthony Tunzi in the san bernardino county sheriffs page to see I been busted numerous times, not domestic shit tho, anyone who hits a female is a *****, but come on, people have asked for numbers and I've provided some, do you really think imma keep posting with nothing in return?[/QUOTE]
Dude,

Don't pm me anymore begging for Latina #3's info. I would never give her contact info to you. You sound like a degenerate psycho. You joined this site on Jan. 5th. All your posts are bogus. You stole pics from Misfit & posted them. And Cashae is a known ROB using fake pics. Yet you say she was a good time.

And you brag about being arrested several times?? Wierdo!!

BALDY CRUISER

Call them and ask them about me, Anthony in the red car. I don't know who the hell misfit is but everyones names I've posted are what I was told they call themselves and thier numbers are valid but whatever, I'm not even tripping on latina # 3, shes just close to where I'm at, I just think its funny how you guys are so over protective, I got my own dime piece I met that blows latina # 3 outta the water, I was going to hook you guys up but forget it now, I'll just post without any contact info on anyone from now on like everyone else does

Brii

Way sexier then latina #3

I went back for seconds it is was even better than the first go round. I'm sure her wallet is getting fat right now.

She is quite the talker. She is friends with my favorite porn stars, she showed me pictures. Crazy. I guess that's where she got her skills from.

So I see you gave genetics the hookup, hes a regular member just like I am with the same number of posts, none by the way with any pics are info, but you gave him her info, why because he said yer the man? Lmao you need to get over yourself for reals. And for yer info I didn't fuckin beg for her # I asked once for it, and the second and last time I asked for her email because I know if I hit her up id be able to get it for myself.! [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue] Look I don't wanna fight, I'm juss here to meet and get freaky with some bitchs, I know I'm new but fuck come on, if you think I'm a cop, yer trippin, I'll be in OC tonight this is my car, anyways you guys pissed me off, now I need some dome I think I will hit university for a few even tho its been dead here lately, maybe I'll get lucky.

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