The Rat Trap

That's some funny stuff there but truth hurts.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2564338]Sit back everyone and get real comfortable, today I have a very special story to share:

This story of 'the little monger that could' has been told and retold many times. The underlying premise is the same a stranded lost little monger is unable to find anyone willing to think he's not a complete douche on the usasg boards. The little monger wiill try to convince you his street meet are only in disguise and that in real life they walk runways for a living. He likes to challenge other reputable mongers to show their prized ladies. To no surprise the other reputable mongers laugh at his sad little life. To the boards amaziement the little monger forges ahead with his ridiculous campaign to convinced otherwise. The poor little lost confused nimrod of a monger just keeps trying, all the while repeating the mantra "I think I can, I think I can," to convince his poor little meek and feeble mind that he could seemingly succeed at this impossible task.

Unfortunately the little monger didn't read the definition of insanity: which is trying the same different bullshit over and over again expecting a different result. Montes2 please welcome yourself our very exclusive group of failed douchebag mongers. Scholars will study your douchey work for years to come! You finally found your place in history! CONGRATS!

Oh BTW, I am an old Triumph kinda guy. Enjoy your rice burner.

As of now I am officially retired from responding to Montes2. Enjoy your super swingn 'AC / DC' lifestyle (hey look, swinger talk!) LOL.

Montes2 forever known as 'the little monger that could' enjoy your new handle!

Son you would last a minute in my world.

PG.[/QUOTE]

So, what do you call a skinny little nothin' nineteen year old semi-SP that sometimes kisses, sometimes doesn't, only does a BBBJ, never fucks. Never. Has a skinny little pimply face boyfriend that won't work, instead living off her sometimes good, sometimes awful blow job skills. She says to one hobbyist the reason she doesn't fuck is because she has only ever done that with the guy she loves and, after all, oral sex isn't really sex.

So, what do you call her?

Then, what happens when the two little love birds, the doe-eyes cutie that no one would notice in public and the lazy bastard that is pimping her out, what happens when they break up and she comes to her senses. Well, sort of. She decides to go back home to live with her father, has no money because you-know-who ran off with all the money they had been saving up, so she turns to the guys she had been blowing and asks for help. Two give her a few bucks, but most let her ride off into the sunset.

What do you call her? And why is her name still coming up when she has been gone for a while and will never be back? Well, a few guys think the is the Holy Grail, and have said so.

I think they need a real hobby. Guys, try collecting Star Wars memorabilia or something else totally out of touch with reality because you are already out in space.

Just sayin'.

C3.

Although I come to this site for one and one reason only (find the next great dream) I do enjoy reading stuff like this. But then again, it does tick some people off. Hence, more funny stuff! Thank you fellas and guys who make this site an absolute treasure for guys like me. Can't wait for Monday. Next dream!!

P.S. Wish I would have met Brandii.

ST99.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2566062]So, what do you call a skinny little nothin' nineteen year old semi-SP that sometimes kisses, sometimes doesn't, only does a BBBJ, never fucks. Never. Has a skinny little pimply face boyfriend that won't work, instead living off her sometimes good, sometimes awful blow job skills. She says to one hobbyist the reason she doesn't fuck is because she has only ever done that with the guy she loves and, after all, oral sex isn't really sex.

So, what do you call her?

Then, what happens when the two little love birds, the doe-eyes cutie that no one would notice in public and the lazy bastard that is pimping her out, what happens when they break up and she comes to her senses. Well, sort of. She decides to go back home to live with her father, has no money because you-know-who ran off with all the money they had been saving up, so she turns to the guys she had been blowing and asks for help. Two give her a few bucks, but most let her ride off into the sunset.

What do you call her? And why is her name still coming up when she has been gone for a while and will never be back? Well, a few guys think the is the Holy Grail, and have said so.

I think they need a real hobby. Guys, try collecting Star Wars memorabilia or something else totally out of touch with reality because you are already out in space.

Just sayin'.

C3.[/QUOTE]

Camera3 if you don't mind I would love to take the lead on this subject and answer that very interesting question for you my old friend. This also gives me an opportunity to make a very rare appearance in the good old Rat Trap! First things first, let's answer your question. The young woman you ask who is She is in my opinion a "POT OF GOLD". A very rare treasure. Now that I have answered your question for you I have a few questions for YOU Camera3.

Why do you care if this gorgeous young woman name keeps coming up? Even though she has been gone for a while now. That tells me that this woman had a wonderful effect on the city of Orlando! I can't tell you how many mongers e-mail, text and still Pm me asking me how she is doing AND if she will ever come back! This young woman had at least a thousand positive reviews during her time in Orlando. So many that I lost count!

Now why would YOU Camera3, someone who is old enough to be her grandfather constantly bash this sweet, innocent, poor young girl? AND you repeatedly showed up to dream with her. She blocked your number and you called her from a different number just to trick her into seeing YOU. My question is WHY?'if her service was so horrible and you slam her repeatedly, WHY did you repeatedly go over there? So what she refused to kiss you and refused to fuck you. That's her right! She knew you were a two faced prick which is why She treated you like shit. Do you think just because she is nineteen that she is stupid? She reads all the threads on this board and knows what is being said.

And finally instead of constantly slamming this gorgeous young woman why don't you pick on someone your own size or age? A nineteen year-old girl makes mistakes. We all do! For you to publicity blast all her personal and private family info on a open forum shows the type of asshole YOU really are. Again pick on someone your own size! You are entitled to your opinion and if you don't like her then move on. I can't tell you how many men of all ages that were gawking all over this gorgeous young woman when I was out in public with her. Her character and personality can't be best. I seriously advised her to head to California and visit the playboy mansion! Hugh Heffner would grab her so quick and move her right in!

Chris5.

Swingers Date Club-Com, is at the very top of things to do- and it is not listed on USASG as a blog. So I'll put it here. Just like I did with Fantasyland and Nymphomania. So what is SDC- well first and foremost the preliminaries. You should own your own home- so you can build it like you want. You should have a new car- to impress the other couples- driving up up in a 2 or 3 yr. Old car won't do. You should have a girl to participate -for it is essentially, for couples only. To make it really work- one needs a pretty girl- to achieve the ultimate outcum. One can go on the website and see my girl and all the couples we've been with. Just click on montnnic to see the hotties we've swapped with. And there- right there, is what it's all about -wife swapping. A typical evening for us -involves meeting the couple at a nice restaurant. Tension rising. After a playful conversation with the other couple (once we met a classical musical couple- and I mentioned my wife liked Rap- she almost elbowed me of my chair). We head to our house -which is built like a miniature swingers club. We settle down in front of my double sided fireplace in the living room. Tension increasing. The girls discuss whether to change into their baby doll nighties- and after a few tokes -they go change. Tension rising. After some major ogling- we decide to go out to the hot tub. Something else rising. Climb in and it's -boy, girl, girl, boy. I turn on the underwater bubbles and turn the black lights way down low. I'm sitting next to the other man's wife. Tension at boiling point. And unknown to everyone except me and her -she moves her hand toward. - To be continued.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2566062]So, what do you call a skinny little nothin' nineteen year old semi-SP that sometimes kisses, sometimes doesn't, only does a BBBJ, never fucks. Never. Has a skinny little pimply face boyfriend that won't work, instead living off her sometimes good, sometimes awful blow job skills. She says to one hobbyist the reason she doesn't fuck is because she has only ever done that with the guy she loves and, after all, oral sex isn't really sex.

So, what do you call her?

Then, what happens when the two little love birds, the doe-eyes cutie that no one would notice in public and the lazy bastard that is pimping her out, what happens when they break up and she comes to her senses. Well, sort of. She decides to go back home to live with her father, has no money because you-know-who ran off with all the money they had been saving up, so she turns to the guys she had been blowing and asks for help. Two give her a few bucks, but most let her ride off into the sunset.

What do you call her? And why is her name still coming up when she has been gone for a while and will never be back? Well, a few guys think the is the Holy Grail, and have said so.

I think they need a real hobby. Guys, try collecting Star Wars memorabilia or something else totally out of touch with reality because you are already out in space.

Just sayin'.

C3.[/QUOTE]What do you call her.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2566062]So, what do you call a skinny little nothin' nineteen year old semi-SP that sometimes kisses, sometimes doesn't, only does a BBBJ, never fucks. Never. Has a skinny little pimply face boyfriend that won't work, instead living off her sometimes good, sometimes awful blow job skills. She says to one hobbyist the reason she doesn't fuck is because she has only ever done that with the guy she loves and, after all, oral sex isn't really sex.

So, what do you call her?

Then, what happens when the two little love birds, the doe-eyes cutie that no one would notice in public and the lazy bastard that is pimping her out, what happens when they break up and she comes to her senses. Well, sort of. She decides to go back home to live with her father, has no money because you-know-who ran off with all the money they had been saving up, so she turns to the guys she had been blowing and asks for help. Two give her a few bucks, but most let her ride off into the sunset.

What do you call her? And why is her name still coming up when she has been gone for a while and will never be back? Well, a few guys think the is the Holy Grail, and have said so.

I think they need a real hobby. Guys, try collecting Star Wars memorabilia or something else totally out of touch with reality because you are already out in space.

Just sayin'.

C3.[/QUOTE]A mediocre talent at best. I almost made her give up. Sweet but needed lots of training.

Is that really you? If so I commend you on your responsible adult answer vs. The previous posts. Well done.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2566251]Camera3 if you don't mind I would love to take the lead on this subject and answer that very interesting question for you my old friend. This also gives me an opportunity to make a very rare appearance in the good old Rat Trap! First things first, let's answer your question. The young woman you ask who is She is in my opinion a "POT OF GOLD". A very rare treasure. Now that I have answered your question for you I have a few questions for YOU Camera3.

Why do you care if this gorgeous young woman name keeps coming up? Even though she has been gone for a while now. That tells me that this woman had a wonderful effect on the city of Orlando! I can't tell you how many mongers e-mail, text and still Pm me asking me how she is doing AND if she will ever come back! This young woman had at least a thousand positive reviews during her time in Orlando. So many that I lost count!

Now why would YOU Camera3, someone who is old enough to be her grandfather constantly bash this sweet, innocent, poor young girl? AND you repeatedly showed up to dream with her. She blocked your number and you called her from a different number just to trick her into seeing YOU. My question is WHY?'if her service was so horrible and you slam her repeatedly, WHY did you repeatedly go over there? So what she refused to kiss you and refused to fuck you. That's her right! She knew you were a two faced prick which is why She treated you like shit. Do you think just because she is nineteen that she is stupid? She reads all the threads on this board and knows what is being said.

And finally instead of constantly slamming this gorgeous young woman why don't you pick on someone your own size or age? A nineteen year-old girl makes mistakes. We all do! For you to publicity blast all her personal and private family info on a open forum shows the type of asshole YOU really are. Again pick on someone your own size! You are entitled to your opinion and if you don't like her then move on. I can't tell you how many men of all ages that were gawking all over this gorgeous young woman when I was out in public with her. Her character and personality can't be best. I seriously advised her to head to California and visit the playboy mansion! Hugh Heffner would grab her so quick and move her right in!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]

If A2 would ok it start your own threadlike the gang bang thread. Then people wanting to read it can go there to read. Just an option and my opinion. I still don't understand taking a streetwalker to a swinger club.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2566405]Swingers Date Club-Com, is at the very top of things to do- and it is not listed on USASG as a blog. So I'll put it here. Just like I did with Fantasyland and Nymphomania. So what is SDC- well first and foremost the preliminaries. You should own your own home- so you can build it like you want. You should have a new car- to impress the other couples- driving up up in a 2 or 3 yr. Old car won't do. You should have a girl to participate -for it is essentially, for couples only. To make it really work- one needs a pretty girl- to achieve the ultimate outcum. One can go on the website and see my girl and all the couples we've been with. Just click on montnnic to see the hotties we've swapped with. And there- right there, is what it's all about -wife swapping. A typical evening for us -involves meeting the couple at a nice restaurant. Tension rising. After a playful conversation with the other couple (once we met a classical musical couple- and I mentioned my wife liked Rap- she almost elbowed me of my chair). We head to our house -which is built like a miniature swingers club. We settle down in front of my double sided fireplace in the living room. Tension increasing. The girls discuss whether to change into their baby doll nighties- and after a few tokes -they go change. Tension rising. After some major ogling- we decide to go out to the hot tub. Something else rising. Climb in and it's -boy, girl, girl, boy. I turn on the underwater bubbles and turn the black lights way down low. I'm sitting next to the other man's wife. Tension at boiling point. And unknown to everyone except me and her -she moves her hand toward. - To be continued.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chris5;2566251]The young woman you ask who is She is in my opinion a "POT OF GOLD". A very rare treasure.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]I disagree. Average and a good value. When you throw in the room, about the same price as the average SW plus a notel room. Service was on par with that. So, you are mistaken and full of shit. Not the holy grail. Average and a good value.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2566251]That tells me that this woman had a wonderful effect on the city of Orlando! I can't tell you how many mongers e-mail, text and still Pm me asking me how she is doing AND if she will ever come back!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Well, I know you don't know how she is. When she asked you for help you turned her down.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2566251]This young woman had at least a thousand positive reviews during her time in Orlando. So many that I lost count!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]At least a thousand? A little exaggeration, there, ass hole. So, just for fun, I searched out her name. There are about a hundred MENTIONS, not reviews, not good reviews or bad reviews, just mentions.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2566251]
Now why would YOU Camera3, someone who is old enough to be her grandfather constantly bash this sweet, innocent, poor young girl?
Chris5.[/QUOTE]I have not bashed her. My bashing is for the losers that make her and other average or less than average SP's out to be the holy grail. Sweet? You bet. Innocent? Nope. She saw you coming and took your money. Poor young girl? Really? You are mistaken and full of shit. She was a hooker. She retired.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2566251]For you to publicity blast all her personal and private family info on a open forum shows the type of asshole YOU really are. Again pick on someone your own size!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Again, my issue is with guys like you that write worthless reviews. Tell the truth in your reviews. Quit embellishing. It serves no purpose to our neighborhood except to prove to all of us that you cannot be trusted.

You continue to be insignificant in this hobby.

C3.

You seem angry and bitter. We can agree to disagree and leave it at that. I could care less what you think of me but when you continue to bully a sweet and innocent nineteen year old girl then you have crossed a line. Maybe you need to take your worthless, old, useless sorry ass back on the west coast to pick at a guitar in your so called band. As for me and my opinions and my reviews? I ain't changing shit motherfucker! Kiss my ass!

Always good to chat with you old friend.

Chris5.

This is the conclusion of our meeting with another couple- from last night, a typical evening. We're in the hot tub and it's the other husband, my girlfriend, his wife, and me. Tension starting. The soft whirl of the bubble machine is masking underwater movements, and only the blacklights are turned on. The other man's wife has just finished a toke. And gotten out of her lingerie, and is 3 inches away from me. Tension amazing. We're talking about clubs we have been too when I notice a brushing movement down below. Subsequently I move my hand close to her breast and begin to fondle it. Continuously talking and fondling is the order of the day (night). Tension beyond belief. Next we get out of the Jacuzzi and head to the 10 ft long bed in front of the fireplace which is crackling in the night air. The girls put back on their baby dolls and take a couple more tokes. Tension at an all time high. The bed is surrounded by 6 mirrors -one large one on the ceiling. The 2 girls start making out and one of them reaches for my dick while fondling each other. Soon a complete swap has taken place and I make love to another man's wife. The fire from the fireplace is warming our bodies and his wife is warming inside from me. Tension complete. Another Saturday night.

Throughout all your whining and blabbering response on Brandi. Not one time did you answer ANY of my direct questions to you sir. WHY if her service was so horrible and mediocre did you repeatedly visit with her? WHY did you trick her by calling from a different number after being blacklisted by her? WHY? Exaggerated reviews? Who made you king of how other mongers should write a review? You have always been insignificant in this hobby in my view because I see right thru you. You are a liar completely useless to me.

At least you are now going head to head with someone your own size, instead of a young nineteen year old girl. Again it's be fun chatting with you old friend.

Chris5.

Sitting in the theatre. With my hot wife's breast exposed and another couple sitting beside us. The other man's wife brushes her hand against my girl's breast, shortly after that the 2 girls are starting to make out. Brain bouncing off ceiling. Next the 2 girls switch positions while still fondling each other- and then the other man's wife is sitting next to me. She reaches over and slowly brushes her hand against my zipper. Brain bouncing on floor. She reaches over and unzips my fly- I reach into my shirt pocket and get the silicone lube- (not K-why which is water based and gets sticky) -I pour the lube on Henry and then she begins caressing him. Brain ecstatic. My girl is simultaneously doing the same thing to her husband. Meanwhile the sharks are gathering around to add their flavor to the girls heightened sense of eroticism. Brain on fire. Soon there are 10 to 15 men surrounding us and the girls are full of eye candy. Brain beyond belief. At this time it is time to go to a private room and let the men use the glory holes. The wife swapping continues while the sharks are putting their dicks thru the glory holes. Soon it is satisfyingly finished and it is time to go back out to Fantasyland 2 and do it all again with a new couple there.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2567067]Throughout all your whining and blabbering response on Brandi. Not one time did you answer ANY of my direct questions to you sir. WHY if her service was so horrible and mediocre did you repeatedly visit with her? WHY did you trick her by calling from a different number after being blacklisted by her? WHY? Exaggerated reviews? Who made you king of how other mongers should write a review? You have always been insignificant in this hobby in my view because I see right thru you. You are a liar completely useless to me.

At least you are now going head to head with someone your own size, instead of a young nineteen year old girl. Again it's be fun chatting with you old friend.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]Where can I find photos of this heart breaker? Just sayin. TH.